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CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Shows Off Her Curves (Photos) by sleekflow(m): 9:13am On Dec 06, 2022
jeromestarks:
See fresh yansh abeg.
See fresh skin.
See fresh toto.

God punish who say make I marry woman above 23.
God punish person wey say virginity no matter for marriage.

God punish person wey marry woman wey another man don fvck.

God punish persin wey say make I no follow small girls (>18 and < 23).

God don already dey punish person wey go pay bride price ontop a woman of 25 and above.

Na lifetime punish dey ground for person wey no disvirgin him wife.
Bros, which kind violence be this nau? �

RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by sleekflow(m): 12:07pm On Dec 05, 2022
coputa:
Women that moans during sex are fake,i repeat,FAKE!, They usually do it to please the man's ego.A woman can fake orgasm in a lifetime.
Anytime I nack, I nack with heart...
Bros, you sure say you sabi use your tools?

No capping, I never see any woman wey I go play instrumentals for,q wey no go sing.
E sure me die..
Mind you, no smoke no alcohol
SportsRe: Morocco's Show Of Bravery: A Delight For Africa by sleekflow(m): 7:16pm On Dec 01, 2022
LasisiAyodeji:
Morocco today, has proven to the world that the world cup is a levelling ground for all and that no team should be underrated.
Apparently, Belgium and Croatia were the top ranked team before the world cup began and nobody gave Morocco and Canada any chance of progressing into the next round. Hence, it wasn't expected of Morocco to pull up any form of surprises.

However, the team should much believe and courage by defiling the odds before them to set up a world cup story that will forever last.

Just like Senegal, Morocco have once again proven that in subsequent world cups, African teams can go as far as winning the trophy with the proper energy and astute display of tactical discipline.
Bros, which kind English be this?
Shey Morocco na virgin wey dem defile am?

Ayam not understanding abeg
PropertiesRe: Half Plot Of Land For Sale by sleekflow(op): 9:34pm On Nov 15, 2022
Still available
PropertiesHalf Plot Of Land For Sale by sleekflow(op): 5:04pm On Nov 11, 2022
A half plot of land (slightly more than half) is up for sale...

Location; Lasu - Igando rd

Price; 7m

Proximities
15mins drive from Egbeda
Jendol Stores and more
Igando Police Station etc
ComputersRe: Back to school Laptop Deals!!!! by sleekflow(m): 7:50am On Nov 11, 2022
roselynbas:
sold
Can I get another 15" of that price range? Preferably hp.
ComputersRe: Back to school Laptop Deals!!!! by sleekflow(m): 9:49pm On Nov 07, 2022
roselynbas:
Hp Probook 6530b
Very powerful HP Compaq 6530b Intel Core 2 Duo – 160GB HDD – 4GB Ram – Original Charger Included. This laptop can handle all your laptop need and the battery is excellent.

Price is #39,999

#sold grin
Can I still get this?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu addresses the “Rotten Situation” Comment He Made About El-Rufai (Video) by sleekflow(m): 3:11pm On Oct 17, 2022
Who say this Emi Lokan crooner nor sabi politics? This deity na grandmaster for this game of thrones grin
EducationRe: Curvy New Jersey Teacher Under Fire As Parents Call For Her Sack (Photos) by sleekflow(m): 12:25pm On Aug 26, 2022
BeanmanX:
Her boobs and ass is 100% fake,,, silicone sh*t
Bros dont be too sure of your opinion.
Look at her calves, they are very big and in tune with her lower body.

As for the waist, I would have agreed with someone who said she did surgery to remove ribs but then, one day, while walking through ikotun market, I saw a lady with such a crazy waist. No capping, this lady I saw no get money for surgery, she just dey manage herself like the rest of us.

In a nutshell, some people are dangerously and naturally endowed.
PropertiesRe: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by sleekflow(m): 9:56pm On Aug 25, 2022
Humbleamanda:
I need a room and parlour self contained in sulu alaba, 2nd rainbow, mile 2 estate axis. Price range from 250-300k
Two bedroom for rent along Lasu road
350k for first payment
Subsequent payment 200
PropertiesRe: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by sleekflow(m):
2 bedroom flat is available along Lasu Ojo road
350k for first payment
200k for subsequent payments
Two toilets and baths (master bedroom)
Small compound but fenced and gated
Power supply is above average

08085733002 for more details
Properties2bedroon Apartment For Rent by sleekflow(op): 7:36pm On Aug 14, 2022
2bedroom apartment for rent along Lasu Ojo road. Total package is 390k.
Power supply is very reasonable
PetsRe: Siberian Husky In Nigeria by sleekflow(m): 2:38pm On Aug 11, 2022
generalj1:
thanks KingAfo.....

do you happen to know who also has Huskies?
that info will safe me a fortune from importing an adult male.

thanks smiley
I have a friend who is into dog breeding. He has been into it since 2013. And his latest additions are the Huskies. But I dont know how convenient it will be for you cos he is based in Abuja.

But trust me, he doesnt deal in any canine that isnt pure breed.
RomanceRe: Please, I Need Help With My Lips. by sleekflow(m): 11:24am On Aug 08, 2022
I could help you order a quality lip balm on ebay. When it arrives, you find a way to waybill yourself from Lag.
FashionRe: Men Have Started Doing This. Who Started This Nonsense ? by sleekflow(m): 10:47am On Jul 28, 2022
Painting of fingernails for guys aren't ordinary bro... It's for the working boys, set awon hush puppy... There's a spirituality to it
FamilyRe: Men, Stop Setting Unnecessary Standards That You Will Never Meet. by sleekflow(m): 11:43am On Jul 08, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
You aren't serious. Why must the house be swept when I am around? It's rude, simple! A guest for that matter!
Very childish and annoying statement up there. Who are you that the house can't be swept when you are around??! Egbami ke
PropertiesRe: 4 Bedroom Duplex For Sale At Ajao Estate by sleekflow(op): 3:19pm On Jun 26, 2022
Is plenty... Call in smiley
PropertiesRe: 4 Bedroom Duplex For Sale At Ajao Estate by sleekflow(op): 9:43am On Jun 25, 2022
Chat up, let's deal
PropertiesRe: 4 Bedroom Duplex For Sale At Ajao Estate by sleekflow(op): 8:43pm On Jun 24, 2022
Chat on WhatsApp for more pictures
Properties4 Bedroom Duplex For Sale At Ajao Estate by sleekflow(op): 8:42pm On Jun 24, 2022
4 bedroom duplex on a half plot of land at Ajao estate needs a new owner.
Pop finishing and beautiful lighting
Going for 105milliin... Price is negotiable

08085733002

Call in let's deal

RomanceRe: I've Started Bleaching Coz Girls Like Fair Guys More(photo) by sleekflow(m): 10:50am On Jun 08, 2022
Johndagr8huh!

Bros, what's great about you when you lack self confidence? What's great about when all you care for is endorsements from the daughters of Eve?

My brother, your foolishness is a special one.
No go find my mula make you dey there zuzu
#Mumuman
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: 5 Northern Governors Promised VP Slot For Power Shift by sleekflow(m): 10:23am On Jun 07, 2022
princeabdul:
Source : " I be your brother I no fit lie for you "
Bros, your response got me lmfao
You be better clown
TV/MoviesRe: What Is That Movie You Will Watch Over And Over Again?? by sleekflow(m): 2:58pm On Jun 03, 2022
Six flying dragons.
Jumong... K series
Dope action movie
RomanceRe: 19-year-old Girl Beaten To Pulp By Her Boyfriend In Delta State (photos) by sleekflow(m): 11:55am On Jun 02, 2022
Who has ever noticed that when people are beaten to a certain extent, they begin to look alike? Whether fair or dark


This is too bad... Even redpiller no go do this kind damage
RomanceRe: Sex: This Is What Men Think About Mostly!!! by sleekflow(m): 12:24pm On May 24, 2022
Islandlady:
Seriously! Sex is what most men think about everyday of their life! Men think about sex all day long undecided even the so called redpillars

Most times, I'd have different male friends I wish to remain good friends with but all they will be thinking about is how to have sex with me, too bad embarassed

Men pls think about something else apart from sex!!! T for thanks grin
Depends on the individual joor.
8 to 10 years ago, I could divide 2 to 3 seas in one day.

But now, jungle don mature, responsibilities much, to divide more than 2 seas in a week na serious work. I rather think of my life and ways to live better than puna.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Keeps Posting Her Ex Pictures On Her Whatsapp Status by sleekflow(m): 9:30am On May 19, 2022
Alaigbopress:
Please Elders in the house I need a serious advice because I don't want to make mistake.

I met this girl about four months ago, I approached her and after some weeks we started dating. She told me that she broke up with ex boy friend last December because her parents were not in support of the marriage. She told me that she has nothing to do with the said boyfriend.

But recently I noticed that she still share the pictures of the ex boy friend on her Whatsapp status and even still use his pictures as her phone wall paper. I confronted her about that and she said it does not mean anything. Since we started dating she has not for one posted my pictures on her Whatsapp status but has posted that of her ex up to o three times.


The one that got me sad and made me threaten to dump her is that she posted a WhatsApp Status requesting that anyone who mention her Boy Friend's name will get a credit card rewards and most of her friends were mentioning her Ex's name and she was cool to post the screenshots of where they mentioned her ex's name. Know it that some of my friends are also her friend and they saw the status and they have been asking me if the girl is actually dating me or someone else.

Please Elders in the House what should I do. Should I quit this relationship or should I confront her and hear her out?. Please Mod move it to front page I beg You.
Bros, you too get patience oo.

Or are you just a SIMPle man?

Ban the mofo from your life asap na
PhonesRe: Phone I Ordered From Aliexpress Is Being Held By Nigerian Customs by sleekflow(m): 9:15am On May 19, 2022
Homeboiy:
I have tried 5 different master cards from different banks


It says CSC_error 75000 something like that

This is an error from Visa card that I have been using too
Wahala... The only issue I know is with my Mums card. And that's about her card having a limit of 10k per month.

In my own case, I order as much as I want.

I use GT account though
PhonesRe: Phone I Ordered From Aliexpress Is Being Held By Nigerian Customs by sleekflow(m): 9:00am On May 19, 2022
Homeboiy:
My problem is that aliexpress no longer accept mastercard


I don tire

And Access bank Visa card charges too high
Master card wen I still take order last week??
CultureRe: Why Must I Knock 3 Times Before Entering A Room A Dead Body Is Being Laid? by sleekflow(m): 8:49am On May 13, 2022
ucheanderson24:
Never heard this before but I strongly believe this is superstitious sentimentality
Okay... Until dem go knack you kpako for where e no good


Money sweet pass kpekus
CultureRe: Why Must I Knock 3 Times Before Entering A Room A Dead Body Is Being Laid? by sleekflow(m): 8:45am On May 13, 2022
Around 98, my aunt died. Two nights after her death, a crazy wind visited our house. Even as a kid my instincts told me what was playing that night wasn't ordinary.

The following morning, my Mum told her other siblings that this my aunt came in her sleep and asked her not grieve nor worry. That she is in a better place but she should do her best to take care of her only child.

Few years later, a close relative told us he saw her in Ghana and they talked. Only for him to return to Nigeria and hear that she had been dead before the encounter he had with her.

Now tell me, is that the kind of entity you want to barge in on? Respect yourself oo.

Money sweet pass kpekus
Christianity EtcRe: Marine Spirit/spiritual Husband: Your Experience by sleekflow(m): 11:31pm On May 09, 2022
Emperormartin:
They do exist.

You remember that novel titled the concubine by elechi Amadi is a clear indication that this has been in our society even before the coming of the white man and Christianity.

But as someone rightly said earlier, those girls are not plenty in our society again
Bros, you dey zuzu, aje.
As a matter of fact, they are much more than ever. For every 10 girls you see, at least 6 are knowingly or unknowingly possessed. In my surroundings alone I fit identify like 6.

Some of them outrighty tell me what they are cos they have a weird sense of trust in me. And as a believer, I nor dey fear any babylonian
Christianity EtcRe: Marine Spirit/spiritual Husband: Your Experience by sleekflow(m): 11:24pm On May 09, 2022
Some guys and ladies are super possessed. They have a source of supernatural power. They can do some crazy things your brain can never comprehend.

One major thing I know for a fact about these possessed ladies is that, they all love sex... I have dated three at least.

One once told me some scary shit about my life before we met. She also told me something about my life that will manifest after I am over 30. And in truth, things are playing out right now.

I've seen one shut a door with just her eyes... E shock you?! Same girl would never dare to go near water wells, river or beach. Other things that I dont even wanna touch.

Only an ignorant person would say they dont exist. They are everywhere.

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