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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Jhydeee: 11:57am On Dec 05, 2022
i actually had the same problem and never spoke about it despite the fact that i owned the building....i will advice you play some soft music and enjoy your sleep ..telling them about their fun will make u sound like a hater..trust me

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Iamlakexide(m): 11:57am On Dec 05, 2022
Moaning during sex for the couple might be unintentional in which they have no control over it. Can you imagine if they aren't aware of how loud they're screaming during their intimacy to the level others noticing. However, it will have be more easier to call their attention to the situation as a couple not as single. Nevertheless, if you have any other tenants(married) in the house. Kindly relate with them to assist in doing that on your behalf. Just to avoid both embarrassments and grudges.
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Evilblakman2: 11:58am On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:
Sad.. moaning is not organic ..

They watch too MUCH porn that's why..
If you moan as my sex partner , you chop slap immediately..

Sex was designed to be silent .. perverts are trying to play god

People comment the most absurd things
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by SamOchuko: 12:01pm On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!



Anonymously drop a typed note at their door step

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Boyooosa(m): 12:02pm On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!


My candid opinion/advice is, just pay attention to their moaning, reach pleasure from it if that is the difficult part of it for you to manage instead of fighting it, get a partner if you need to, mast**bate with their noise if you can't cope, then sleep off.

If you do this for few times, it's either you forget about them or you continue tapping from their pleasure
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by shineeye1: 12:03pm On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!


Did they conduct themselves to you like people who can be embarrassed? They are raw people who cannot understand cooked stuff. Give it back to them RAW. Then they may understand ..How about furiously hitting the floor of their bed from beneath whenever they start their lousy noisemaking. That way, both parties can claim innocence and freedom of expression. Yeye people...
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Starhearts: 12:03pm On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:
another option .
Throw banger inside their room or verander when they faking that insane moaning ..

Get a young boy to help you achieve it ..

Banger must be as loud as a grenade to achieve desired result

U be mad man, I swear to God
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Starhearts: 12:05pm On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!


U no even get shame
U re looking a way to reduce ur loud voice during sex
I blame d man dat deep him rod inside ur swimming pool
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by macrodata(m): 12:06pm On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:
another option .
Throw banger inside their room or verander when they faking that insane moaning ..

Get a young boy to help you achieve it ..

Banger must be as loud as a grenade to achieve desired result
aaaaah CUMrade.
You want the woman's ponto to lock the penese out of shock? Make person pikin no go hang oh, abeg grin grin grin
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by sleekflow(m): 12:07pm On Dec 05, 2022
coputa:
Women that moans during sex are fake,i repeat,FAKE!, They usually do it to please the man's ego.A woman can fake orgasm in a lifetime.

Anytime I nack, I nack with heart...
Bros, you sure say you sabi use your tools?

No capping, I never see any woman wey I go play instrumentals for,q wey no go sing.
E sure me die..
Mind you, no smoke no alcohol

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by CutSoap(m): 12:07pm On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:


Okay ... That's cool .

Maybe we need to see . So I can advice you on how to diplomatically handle this wahala in your block
Loving this... the same style i used to hook my loving and hardworking wife.. Hoping to watch this till the end.
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by ikdaddy01(m): 12:10pm On Dec 05, 2022
Thank God they are couple, married!
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by daveP(m): 12:11pm On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:
another option .
Throw banger inside their room or verander when they faking that insane moaning ..

Get a young boy to help you achieve it ..

Banger must be as loud as a grenade to achieve desired result
islandlady, this should work. Or you go bang on their door and leave. They'll get the memo. You too will maintain anonymity as they'll assume it can be any of the neighbors.
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Nobody: 12:12pm On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Thanks!�

I am a female, but not married.
fake hype building grin
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by ejimatic: 12:12pm On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by nnewsnjobs: 12:13pm On Dec 05, 2022
Instead for you to be sleeping at night, na for you to dey open eye come dey wait for your neighbor to start knacking akpako so that you listen to their moaning.

Now the thing don tire you, is now become nuisance to you abi.

Go and buy bell, each time they start the nonsense, you start praying and ringing your bell and shouting repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. So in the morning they will come and meet you to tell you that the bell is disturbing them that you should stop it, then you will tell them that you have head that you will stop it, so as they are about to leave, you also tell them that, that their fuvking moaning is also disturbing you that they should stop it.

You keep your bell, don't use it again , only use it when the moaning start. That is the medicine for their moaning.

Somethings doesn't need too much courtesy to solve it, because if you do, they will start suspecting that you are envying them.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by irunoko(m): 12:13pm On Dec 05, 2022
God1000:
Pack your things and move out of the place.
wrong advice.give them a taste of their medicine.whenever they moan play a loud music and put it on speaker or play a pornographic movie and put it on speaker anytime they make such sounds.theyll advice themselves and keep their noisy sex to themselves and their children.however

Anytime they have the boldness to confront you on why you Play loud music or pornographic sounds at night, remind them of the disgusting sounds they make at night which they disturb you with and in no time theyll stop.

The fastest way to make people stop a bad habit or a habit that inconveniences others is to give them a taste of their own medicine, especially with nigerians because they lack respect for the space of others

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by TENHEU22(m): 12:15pm On Dec 05, 2022
Allow them to moan and enjoy there sex in peace, if you're not eavesdropping you'll not hear them, mind your business.
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by colizee(m): 12:15pm On Dec 05, 2022
The intimacy don dey enter your eye abi!
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by omonnakoda: 12:16pm On Dec 05, 2022
Write them a letter and put it under their door
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Enemyofpeace: 12:16pm On Dec 05, 2022
Op I can imagine how you dey feel during the screaming exercises. Na human nature, leave dem alone and go look for your own too for you to retaliate before dem go call you winch or bad belle grin grin

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by 77up(m): 12:16pm On Dec 05, 2022
Candidlady:
angry

Trying to look for a thread ... the guy got the same issues. .. lol


By the way where is lalasticlala
You miss snake thread wink
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Danisaint112(m): 12:17pm On Dec 05, 2022
Someone who haven't experienced this will be like; "OP mind your madafvcking business!"

Until you do. Seriously that shit ain't funny. You will begin to feel shy for them. That what happens especially when you relate well with them. Plus it's annoying too.

I have experienced it like twice here where I live. Thank goodness they packed out. grin

Jhydeee
OP here is the Solution: If you are atleast 4 in the compound simply drop a written note in their doorstep with a stone placed on top.
Make sure you don't use you main handwriting ooo.
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Enemyofpeace: 12:17pm On Dec 05, 2022
omonnakoda:
Write them a letter and put it under their door
dem would surely know that she wroted it
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Ogaonos: 12:17pm On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

if u have kids it will be quite easy.since u are a lady find a way to talk to d wifey .but say it in a mature way.u can say pple are nt able to sleep at night (if u nt d only tenant )but approach d wife(since u are a lady) start with dnt be offended
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Olumaeme: 12:17pm On Dec 05, 2022
Tell the wife say "Be like say na Oga go finish your Kpekus las las o, the way you dey always scream eeeeeeh."

Watch them

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Enemyofpeace: 12:18pm On Dec 05, 2022
God1000:
Pack your things and move out of the place.
no mind her
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Curious345: 12:20pm On Dec 05, 2022
Joeyfizzo:
sad sad! Na underage u dey shook? Wetin 15 year old know abt sex

Just an analogy..

But we know 15yr olds are the current population in most OloshO joints these days .. we know
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by maasoap(m): 12:20pm On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:


No please don't moan! What are you moaning for ? I'm I stabbing or suffocating you?

You just have to be civil .. don't fake it on my bed .. or you chop slap

It could be fake, it could be real. No way to really know grin grin grin
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by DoubleMo6: 12:20pm On Dec 05, 2022
Kindly tell them, I need a boyfriend to make me feel the way you do at night.... From there conversation would ensues and the message is passed.
I go love o... Just say it like that
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by bonnyhope: 12:21pm On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:


For the bolded ..I can see you get carried away easily

All na for social media cruise

Even the op too the catch cruise
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by doneback04: 12:21pm On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:
oh so you cannot see she needs assistance baah?

Mr assistance , advice and move on, u want to go and show her how to moan her own

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