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Politics / Re: Drama In Court As Kanu's Case Adjourned Again by SleekMallam: 12:49pm On Apr 25, 2016
This country is a joke. standing5 will soon post news of countries in the world where such practice is the norm.

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Politics / Re: . by SleekMallam: 12:18pm On Apr 25, 2016
I think buhari should announce that humans in Abuja should congregate at national stadium Abuja for their own ration.

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Politics / Re: Tension As Herdsmen Plot Invasion Of Enugu Community- VANGUARD by SleekMallam: 12:13pm On Apr 25, 2016
Fulanis are always on time. They've invaded and sacked communities in enugu as we type.

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Enugu Communities, Many Feared Dead by SleekMallam: 12:06pm On Apr 25, 2016
victorels, happy birthday.
Politics / Re: No Budget For Deployment Of Extra Police To Agatu- IGP Arase by SleekMallam: 12:02pm On Apr 25, 2016
APC and Buhari has finished this nation.
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Many Feared Killed As Fulani Herdsmen Invade Enugu Communities by SleekMallam: 12:00pm On Apr 25, 2016
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Politics / Re: Buhari Will Not Sign 2016 Budget For Signing Sake - Adesina by SleekMallam: 11:59am On Apr 25, 2016
Tryin so hard to sell buhari as a utilitarian. Buhari is a known clanish president of APC and 95%.Is it until the fulani militias kills the majority of the people before Buhari signs his fulani faaji budget?

The standing zombie below needs help.
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Release Of 10,000 Tons Of Grains by SleekMallam: 11:45am On Apr 25, 2016
datigbogirl:


Almajiri style...you know how we roll.
With the rate APC was/is blaming PDP of 16 years of mis rule, One wonders where these grains came from.

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Politics / Re: FG working “silently” to resolve herdsmen/farmers clashes – Lai Mohammed by SleekMallam: 9:42am On Apr 25, 2016
Amanwulu1:
and fighting corruption n Boko ppl wit much noise. Govt of propaganda.
Cheap propaganda for the gullible. All APC card carrying members of nairaland seems to have avoided this thread like leprosy.

cc:Gbawe modath Mynd44
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: My Deputy Wants Me Dead. by SleekMallam: 5:59am On Apr 25, 2016
Behold The mindset of our leaders.Until everyone of this politicians are eliminated, Nigeria will continue to be backwards and a mockery to humanity.

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Politics / Re: FG working “silently” to resolve herdsmen/farmers clashes – Lai Mohammed by SleekMallam: 9:42pm On Apr 24, 2016
working silently while communities are getting obliterated

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Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Release Of 10,000 Tons Of Grains by SleekMallam: 9:28pm On Apr 24, 2016
So it begins! Buhari and APC sharing grains saved by PDP mis rule of 16 years? Hope Nigerians won't queue for daily rations of sugar and salt?

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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Ends Next Week – Kachikwu by SleekMallam: 6:29pm On Apr 24, 2016
Kachikwu should stop embarrassing himself. Today is April 24th not April 7th.

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Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu To Wed Layal, Pre-wedding Photos Released by SleekMallam: 4:40pm On Apr 24, 2016
Tinubu and his love for lawyers. Don Corleone wannabe.

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Politics / Re: How Tinubu Milks Lagos State Of N3-N6 Billion Monthly Through Alpha Beta by SleekMallam: 1:24pm On Apr 24, 2016
EmeritusMbaM:


I pray for my SW and Nigeria always cheesy
The biafra yoots of East and Almajiri north are already captured in your prayers. You are a good man. Allahu Arkbar!
Politics / Re: Nenadi Usman Makes Part Refund. by SleekMallam: 1:15pm On Apr 24, 2016
Snipes009:
Oh yeah. Cos I'm homophobic....and y'all act like a bunch of gays s*cking on each other's nutsack. Lol


It's your problem not mine. you've got to learn on how to deal with it.
Politics / Re: How Tinubu Milks Lagos State Of N3-N6 Billion Monthly Through Alpha Beta by SleekMallam: 1:14pm On Apr 24, 2016
EmeritusMbaM:

Its a lovely Sunday morning, getting ready for church.
Good. pray for our country Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Nenadi Usman Makes Part Refund. by SleekMallam: 11:45am On Apr 24, 2016
Snipes009:
Lmfao @ sleekmallam and dunkem21
I like how y'all keep stroking each other's ego. Smh
You got a problem with that?
Politics / Re: How Tinubu Milks Lagos State Of N3-N6 Billion Monthly Through Alpha Beta by SleekMallam: 10:49am On Apr 24, 2016
EmeritusMbaM:


Sleekalmajiri, I am doing good and you?
Good good. You seem in happy mode today?
Politics / Re: How Tinubu Milks Lagos State Of N3-N6 Billion Monthly Through Alpha Beta by SleekMallam: 10:43am On Apr 24, 2016
EmeritusMbaM:

Was about to post same, God bless you.
Mba, howdy?
Politics / Re: Nenadi Usman Makes Part Refund. by SleekMallam: 9:01am On Apr 24, 2016
dunkem21:



I will need your 'epp on that ..

Your last word will be imprinted in the sands of my heart ..Indelible and evergreen.

See as I dey blush leave Church wey I dey prepare ..

Thank you, SmartMallam!
Just goto webmasters and programming sections of nairaland and be a serious student for atleast 2 weeks and you would get your epiphany. You happy, I'm happy. Ubuntu.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Deploys Service Chiefs To Niger Delta Over Rising Militancy. by SleekMallam: 8:54am On Apr 24, 2016
Take the evil out of the people and they would act right--Tupac. Until we as a people learn to address root causes and proffer lasting solutions to them, Somethings will never change-shakur.

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Politics / Re: There Are Too Many Presidential Jets, Other Stories By Delemomodu by SleekMallam: 8:25am On Apr 24, 2016
UbaniOgbonna:


When will you people understand that there's no difference between apc and pdp
what do you expect when 80% of former pdp is in apc.

if you claim to be intelligent but don't understand this fact hmmmm you might be deceiving yourself.
moreover this administration have failed already because you can only imagine the taste of feaces (shiit) from the aroma of fart cool
You must be an iPod yoot for classifying the sophisticated Gbawe-native of the state of osun as unintelligent.

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Politics / Re: Senators Under Threat Over Jeeps, Don’t Bring Them Home, Constituents Warn by SleekMallam: 8:16am On Apr 24, 2016
Good! these politicians must be forced to serve with fear and trembling. REAL power belongs to the masses.

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Politics / Re: Nenadi Usman Makes Part Refund. by SleekMallam: 7:48am On Apr 24, 2016
dunkem21:



That's why I don't insult anybody here and tell the bitter truth no matter whose ox is gored but Zombies will carry the matter like gala as you rightly pointed out. I still have great contents to dish out for free but my problem is that I should be acknowledged even if it is orally for these selfless ideas.

Kindly change your moniker to SmartMallam cool
Get a website or a free and put a face, name and contact to your contents. you post on your website and copy to nairaland. That would serve as a legal basis to sue on copyright infringement. Nigeria kills innovation. You are too kind with words!

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Politics / Re: There Are Too Many Presidential Jets, Other Stories By Delemomodu by SleekMallam: 7:39am On Apr 24, 2016
Gbawe, I sight you. O kare o. Eku fuel scarcity.

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Politics / Re: Nenadi Usman Makes Part Refund. by SleekMallam: 7:28am On Apr 24, 2016
dunkem21:



Today, I know that you are smart ..

Not only Fayose, all of them come to NL to steal content daily ..

The reintroduction of the second stanza of the National anthem was stolen from my thread ..

JEGA stole my mock election idea ..


Saraki and his CCT trial is greatly influenced by comments on NL ..

Again, you're smart.
That's why when we speak, we know exactly the people the messages are channelled to but some mofo zombie will carry the matter personal for head! Learn to disguise your contents. The very day zombies and wailers start speaking with one voice, all those criminal politicians will sit up by force.

Nothing smart about me a mallam.

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Politics / Re: Nenadi Usman Makes Part Refund. by SleekMallam: 6:56am On Apr 24, 2016
dunkem21:



You now see why Fayose will continue to be our role model? ..

They recovered money, we don't know how much and where it is warehoused. My records conflict with yours as I have counted over 7 trillion with EFCC cool
Fayose can not be my role model. He comes to nairaland and steal contents.

I think my own record seems outdated! I will recheck,reconcile and update figures as released by APC and Efcc.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari: Standing Rooted To The Spot With Grazing Reserve Disaster by SleekMallam: 6:47am On Apr 24, 2016
Every free citizen should endeavor to prepare his/her mind and ancestral lands cos the fulani would soon take over. Buhari always will have his way at whatever cost.

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