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Politics / Re: Navy Kills Tompolo's Kinsman In Warri by SleekMallam: 8:40pm On Mar 26, 2016
124mumsy:
you and your punch of hypocriss that like your fucking stament are lunatics just like oga jona, I can c you guys from that part of life has the same spirit like orubebe, who don't think before they act and called cawordice bravery.
I could barely understand what you just typed out. Relax, take a deep breathe so we can discuss your problems.
Crime / Re: Scores Killed In Borno State By Boko Haram by SleekMallam: 8:04pm On Mar 26, 2016
Do we even have a president paid to do a job? Impeachment proceedings should begin for Mr Buhari.

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu Blasts ‘psychopath’ Behind Pdp’s Twitter Account by SleekMallam: 5:52pm On Mar 26, 2016
It has been established that opportunity makes the thief. He with no opportunity to steal considers himself an honest man. Eg, Mr saintino Buhari.
Politics / Re: I Did Not Fight With Elrufai, Kaduna Deputy Gov Says by SleekMallam: 5:38pm On Mar 26, 2016
I said it that he would be forced to come and deny it to save some face for the midget.

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu Bought $800,000 From CBN And Resold It At A Profit - PDP by SleekMallam: 5:21pm On Mar 26, 2016
I wonder why people are blinded to see that this government and forex has something going right from their bribing of delegates with dollars from ameachi rivers state and Atiku Abubarkar.

Aisha even got a piece of the action. Awon oloshi calming saints! The one wan pain me pass was the huge amount legally smuggled into the 2016 budget and passed!!

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Nigerians: I Won’t Fail You, Don’t Lose Faith In My Administration by SleekMallam: 4:34pm On Mar 26, 2016
Poverty is the parent of revolution. Someone should tell Buhari to get ready for the perfect storm of violent revolution to consume him and APC is gathering momentum.

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Politics / Re: North Is Unhappy With BUHARI - Northern Supremacist Ango Abdullahi by SleekMallam: 4:21pm On Mar 26, 2016
lalasticala obinoscopy mynd44
Politics / Re: Electricity: My People Have Always Been In Darkness!!! by SleekMallam: 4:17pm On Mar 26, 2016
OteDOLLAR:


Amen... Its so unfortunate the people are silent about their predicament. WE NEED HELP!!!
They are weak and seems to have lost all hope. You've got to be strong for them and raise their vibrations.

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Politics / Re: Navy Kills Tompolo's Kinsman In Warri by SleekMallam: 3:59pm On Mar 26, 2016
macaranta:


Lol careful bro..besides he's a mallam like you na grin
We have already disowned and disassociated Buhari from the National Mallams Association(NMA)
Politics / Re: Fresh Power Tussle In APC: Buhari Woos Tinubu For Support by SleekMallam: 3:55pm On Mar 26, 2016
christinie:
They are too close for comfort and their ear phones are identical and lemon is the second colour of love after red.

Hmnnnnn..

From their closed up body language and choice of colours it's obvious that those two are enjoying some romantic affair. Just check out the relaxed welcoming body language of an Aisha that normally covers up and gives one mile radius anytime the small Peniis misogynist Buhari is around.

It's very natural that wale won Aisha heart and body.
Politics / Re: Navy Kills Tompolo's Kinsman In Warri by SleekMallam: 3:34pm On Mar 26, 2016
iswallker:

why hasnt this comment been removed and user blocked.... undecided
come and collect it.

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Politics / Re: "Nobody Can Stop Us From Moving Our Cattle Around Nigeria"-fulani Herdsmen Warns by SleekMallam: 2:41pm On Mar 26, 2016
Buhari not only armed these fulani militias, He gave them executive orders to sack villages and towns they find with healthy grasses for their cows. The unreported fulani impunity will make ISIL look like amateurs.

People should learn to defend themselves and land cos we don't have a president in Nigeria. God bless the no nonsense Israelis.

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Politics / Re: Navy Kills Tompolo's Kinsman In Warri by SleekMallam: 2:18pm On Mar 26, 2016
Sulemanmathew:
judgment era is here for the ND touts
Patience and Goodluck to you.
Politics / Re: Electricity: My People Have Always Been In Darkness!!! by SleekMallam: 2:17pm On Mar 26, 2016
OteDOLLAR:
Please please and please... Mods; pls move this piece of info to FP! My people are suffering!

Some people might say its exaggeration, bt in actual sense, its d truth.
I am a native of Ikire, a town in Osun state, about 4km from Ibadan.

Wen people are complaining about power supply in their areas, I see it as a centurial joke. Really, because my people have not had electricity supply from the DISCO or PHCN for a accumulated 7-days in the last 10years!
In the last 3 months, there av not even been a minute supply in the town.

The residents are not talking, the political class is silent, the royal council is dormant! But someone still needs to speak up for my people!
This town is in total neglect! Despite its popularity for the production of Dodo Ikire, and agricultural settlements it harbors.

No water supply to any community in the town, No power in the town, Bad roads everywhere... And the communities are filled with uneducated/ half educated children I don't see any future for in this situation.


I am only priviledged to be among the lucky few... MY PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING!!!
May God bless you for speaking up for the less privileged.
Politics / Re: Navy Kills Tompolo's Kinsman In Warri by SleekMallam: 2:05pm On Mar 26, 2016
PMONEY6:


Not just 2019. But till 2050. You can Go and die.
Sand scopper/militants/ oil vandalizers must be killed.
If your hero had done a little of what we have lately; they (militants) wouldn't have grown wings. Its only an insane fellow that will be endorsing militants /terrorist/ oil vandalizers. I pitty most of you.
Who is your hero?
Politics / Re: North Is Unhappy With BUHARI - Northern Supremacist Ango Abdullahi by SleekMallam: 1:47pm On Mar 26, 2016
Even buhari kinsmen are crawling out and telling him truth. When will my fellow Nairaland progressives find the courage and say truth for once? even though APC pays us 10 naira per post to force Buhari body language on Nigerians,We should learn to say truth though it affects our cumulative total take home. God bless our hustle. Gbawe omenka aresa ngeneukwenu demdem egift and all paid Apc patriots.

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Politics / Re: Navy Kills Tompolo's Kinsman In Warri by SleekMallam: 1:11pm On Mar 26, 2016
Mendelssohn:


**** Tell me, how many extra judicial killings were made during Jonathan's era? Would you say it was Jonathan that pulled these guys hands on the trigger? Is killing innocent people part of the mission what Buhari asked the military to do in the Niger delta? It's unfortunate your grey matter can never be developed as you talk like an in ****
If you put 2 and 2 together, you would understand that since after the massacre of over 1000 Shiites that Buhari has given point and kill as a standing order to the military. Were you scared of solitary confinement?
Politics / Re: Navy Kills Tompolo's Kinsman In Warri by SleekMallam: 12:55pm On Mar 26, 2016
Utchman1:

Yes I am enjoying the change process.
lucky you brother.
Politics / Re: Fresh Power Tussle In APC: Buhari Woos Tinubu For Support by SleekMallam: 12:50pm On Mar 26, 2016
Hero10001:

You were wrong, i didn't burn it, i ate it!
It's fcking 16 hrs!!
The feeling is blissful.
How I wish the entire nation can high like you and forget this chains for 16 solid hours! Over 200 million people would kill to share this your blissful state.
Politics / Re: Navy Kills Tompolo's Kinsman In Warri by SleekMallam: 12:46pm On Mar 26, 2016
Utchman1:

You may consider relocating, because he is your president till 2023.
Hope you are enjoying this change in your closed corner?

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Politics / Re: Fresh Power Tussle In APC: Buhari Woos Tinubu For Support by SleekMallam: 12:31pm On Mar 26, 2016
Hero10001:
I got mixed reactions when i read your comment! Maybe it's due to high THC in my blood. Smh.
You would be fine in some few hours time.
Politics / Re: As Seen On Twitter:GEJ & PMB Compared “Here’s The Change Nigerians Voted 4(pics by SleekMallam: 11:32am On Mar 26, 2016
lalasticala, how much is coaster biscuit in your area?

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Politics / Re: Enugu Community Decries Arrest Of 76 Villagers After Feud With Fulani - Vanguard by SleekMallam: 11:19am On Mar 26, 2016
So the battlefield has been shifted from agatu to the Ebano state? I expect the iPods to obliterate and send Buhari militias to hades.
Politics / Re: Gov El-rufai Allegedly Slapped By His Deputy, #istandwiththeslap Trends by SleekMallam: 11:12am On Mar 26, 2016
The slap giver bantex would be forced to come out and deny knocking the midget out.
Politics / Re: APC Senators' Truce Talks Upset Saraki’s Alliance With PDP. by SleekMallam: 10:59am On Mar 26, 2016
We are waiting to see where all these will end. Saraki must not be allowed to escape prison.
Religion / Re: Abducted Muslim Children Forcefully Converted To Christianity In Edo Idp Camp. by SleekMallam: 10:39am On Mar 26, 2016
The Amir also
stated that he was amazed that there was no
single worship center in the camp for Muslims
bearing in mind that there are/were Muslims
among those in the camp. He gathered this fact
from some young adults who were reluctant to
associate with them.
After submitting an official letter of purpose as
instructed by the pastor in charge, he claimed
the only thing MCAN would be allowed to do was
to hand over the relief items to the management
of camp which will be distributed to the
inhabitants of the camp on behalf of MCAN. All
efforts to make the pastor understand that
MCAN is a recognized body by NYSC and
REGISTERED with a CERTIFICATE OF
CORPORATION was to no avail. Until the pastor
was informed that MCAN National visited the
biggest IDP camp (Dalori Camp,Maiduguri) in
Nigeria about some weeks back for the same
purpose of visit to Edo camp, without any
problem or prevention by The Dalori IDP camp
management before he agreed to allow MCAN
access the children only. Based on this a foul
play was sensed.
The case was reported to the Sultan of Sokoto
during a meeting and he stated that ; they
(Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs -
"NSCIA" are aware and they equally tried to
take some of these Muslims out of the camp
through the defense minister but children were
manipulated or psychologically influenced to
stone the military men, claiming they preferred
the camp to their homes. After this, NSCIA
decided to let go and left the children in the
hands of Allah (God) in order to avoid religious
conflict within the country.
They should contribute money and build mosques for them. Naturally, they would prefer living conditions in Edo than North. Religion needs to be outlawed in Nigeria before there can be any meaningful progress. but then, when Aso Rock is presently occupied by an extremist Sunni you know that naija is bleeped from all fronts.

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Politics / Re: Fresh Power Tussle In APC: Buhari Woos Tinubu For Support by SleekMallam: 10:33am On Mar 26, 2016
Ecoterrorist:
aisha condition be like
Just maybe wale is helping Oga out in that department?

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Politics / Re: Fresh Power Tussle In APC: Buhari Woos Tinubu For Support by SleekMallam: 10:06am On Mar 26, 2016
Ecoterrorist:
Frigid
Even Aisha couldn't escape chains! why is it that anything Buhari touches always goes south? Aisha is too pretty to experience this! Are there no Ngo's to help her matter?

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Politics / Re: Fresh Power Tussle In APC: Buhari Woos Tinubu For Support by SleekMallam: 9:57am On Mar 26, 2016
Ecoterrorist:
Apc is in disarray and Tinubu is licking his wounds like Namaan the leper.


buhari doesnt have time for anyone if in doubt ask Aisha the last time he saw his boxer.


Very soon Tinubu will commission me to write on his behalf to buhari



Ndi nzuzu
Aisha and Buhari boxer keh? you mean..........? hmmmm, hope it's not what I'm thinking? are you saying that Aisha is getting.............

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