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Bornbastic

In a way

big man big problem

Ahhhhhhhh!

So so crushing stories on nrld these days...

So na dat one e kari dey wedge kola abi

God would just be looking at this one like:

Who knows, evan may be president one day... Most of our leaders were ex cons. Anyway...

There's none idioter....

I'm confused.... Is this even nairaland or i miss road.. .. what d eff are u people talking about?

Na so...arrangee government.

Location pls

NLandIsHypocrit:
Go to Bermuda triangle and do your own, it'll be so tenderful

MY BRODA PESIN WEY NIKED NO DEY CHOOK HAND FOR POCKET O

Chai

Ngo40:
Lol.....i know.
How about sometime this week, you open a thread in the Culture section on Pidgin English (mention me)...and I'll be glad to attend!!
I would be honored☺
So sorry OP for derailing the thread a little bit.

Don't worry i won't bite you.

Ngo40:
Lol.....i know.
How about sometime this week, you open a thread in the Culture section on Pidgin English (mention me)...and I'll be glad to attend!!
I would be honored☺
So sorry OP for derailing the thread a little bit.

I don't have that strength oh... Before Nairalanders chew me raw.

If you want lessons we could voice chat on whatsapp or video chat. I'm not giving a national pidgin lecture.

Ayeileee ohh ibosi ohhhh

This your news bend like malam preek o

Ngo40:
Lol....but I never strayed...
I wasn't born in Nigeria.

I know. The purpose was to make u laugh. Hit me up on whatsapp anyway

My bloda ego ole?

Ngo40:
Sorry...but do you mind translating that for me?

It means if a cow from Nigeria strays overseas, it will come back to Nigeria as corned beef... Whatsapp me on my number below. i could be teaching you some concentrated pidgin English.

Catridge or toner?

Wired or wireless

Ngo40:
Ummm...I'm sorry but I don't understand pidgin English fluently...
I'm trying to learn word by word....by reading it on N.L.
The first three words mean....Please talk/explain to me?? Am I right?

Never lived in Nigeria....have half Igbo blood.

Aki you are right

Olayinka777:
Smiles! Na wah u o! U no dey sleep?

Today na our inter-house sports for kovun

Ngo40:
Ummm...I'm sorry but I don't understand pidgin English...
Never lived in Nigeria....have half Igbo blood.

Chaii this one pain me.. a whole pigin.. . Remember sey nama wey dodge enter yankee go come back as corned beef.

U know what I'm saaainggg... Damn shit men

Ngo40:
Wow......quite interesting.....
Hmmmm......

Abeg gist me... Wetin dem talk there.. eye dey pepper me

Olayinka777:
Good morning beautiful people,this is actually my first time or so on this thread. I am here to get opinions on what one should do with the phone contacts of friends and families who are late/dead? Thanks as I await your contributions.

Mix the numbers take play baba ijebu.. U go win

Mtcheeeew.. Corn dey hungry me o

As u take open am use like that close am back

As e hair be like heap wey dem make to plant yam so

Money wey u comot from agbaka mouth? Na wa oh.

Wow... Because if this news my egg don fry em self...

I think sey na to hide money b4 oh

Dis ur matter wear skirt oh