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Spikkylee:
Hope y'all enjoyd the Dee..

Nothin like that bro...see ur dirty mind

CaroLyner:
just confess you both are dating.

We are not oh! This is the first time i saw her

It was quite a fun day as i met a nairalander for the first time and it happened to be switup. This was also my first time meeting a nairalander ( used to think y'all were programmed robots) She was quite fun to be with as we gossiped about y'all especially the trouble makers here. Before then i had been very bored here in uyo as i newly relocated here. She is actually the first person i made friend with here. I hope to have another outing soonest...good morning nairaland family and have a wonderful and prosperous week ahead.

Lalasticlala we suppose see oh. Lol!

Then u have not heard of erriga?

Zinicc:
But I never tried to stop you from doing what you want, so why is mine different since you hate me so much....

Nwanne u are high! Gerara hia meeehn! Shhhhhiiiii

Zinicc:
I will be glad if you allow me

Who hold u? And u even dey abuja sef.

[quote author=hinwazaka post=39751722]Though I am not for this Biafra attention seeking scam, I pick issues with anyone who is foolish enough to write off the massive economic potential of the Ndigbo. What makes you think, that independently, they will fail. There are so many breakaway nations which are doing okay at the moment, and so why would
Bros u too dey serious..haba! Na joke i joke na.
U go like quarrel o.

Zinicc:
Tipical zoo mentality.. in Fela's voice...surfering and smiling!

Mazi okafor....pls go back to drinking ur palmy.

Lmao! Abeg naija let the biafrans go oh. I know one day after they must have been given their sovereignty and dia eyes don see pepper,
na dia u go see ibo man wey go dey apply for lottery to enter naija, some go dey wan follow bush bye-pass naija border police just to enter naija, some people go swim from onitcha river to burst out for lokoja just to enter naija, some of them go sell dia landed property and do all sort of criminal and menial jobs just to raise money enter naija. Becos i know sey e go clear dem for eye by dat time it will be too late. Naija visa go dey difficult to get by then, even americans go dey apply for naija visa lottery, then biafra go be like sudan, dem go dey show dem for NTA news as dem dry like chewing stick and fly go dey perch dia children face. Becos the kind sense wey dem go rack for dis dia biafra ehn, e no go be small pikin own oh. Biafra go still split into 5 other new countries,(lol)....chai e go funny die. *NB: i just dey joke o before all dis angry ibo boys curse my career comot from my destiny. Lmao! Igbo kwenu oooh!

#one9ja
#ibelieveinBaba
#9jawillbegreatagain
Lets join hands to make naija better again becos na cooperation dey make rice full pot....#peaceinTheNorthEast

Lmao! Abeg naija let the biafrans go oh. I know one day after they must have been given their sovereignty and dia eyes don see pepper,
na dia u go see ibo man wey go dey apply for lottery to enter naija, some go dey wan follow bush bye-pass naija border police just to enter naija, some people go swim from onitcha river to burst out for lokoja just to enter naija, some of them go sell dia landed property and do all sort of criminal and menial jobs just to raise money enter naija. Becos i know sey e go clear dem for eye by dat time it will be too late. Naija visa go dey difficult to get by then, even americans go dey apply for naija visa lottery, then biafra go be like sudan, dem go dey show dem for NTA news as dem dry like chewing stick and fly go dey perch dia children face. Becos the kind sense wey dem go rack for dis dia biafra ehn, e no go be small pikin own oh. Biafra go still split into 5 other new countries,(lol)....chai e go funny die. *NB: i just dey joke o before all dis angry ibo boys curse my career comot from my destiny. Lmao! Igbo kwenu oooh!

#one9ja
#ibelieveinBaba
#9jawillbegreatagain
Lets join hands to make naija better again becos na cooperation dey make rice full pot....#peaceinTheNorthEast

Lmao! Abeg naija let the biafrans go oh. I know one day after they must have been given their sovereignty and dia eyes don see pepper,
na dia u go see ibo man wey go dey apply for lottery to enter naija, some go dey wan follow bush bye-pass naija border police just to enter naija, some people go swim from onitcha river to burst out for lokoja just to enter naija, some of them go sell dia landed property and do all sort of criminal and menial jobs just to raise money enter naija. Becos i know sey e go clear dem for eye by dat time it will be too late. Naija visa go dey difficult to get by then, even americans go dey apply for naija visa lottery, then biafra go be like sudan, dem go dey show dem for NTA news as dem dry like chewing stick and fly go dey perch dia children face. Becos the kind sense wey dem go rack for dis dia biafra ehn, e no go be small pikin own oh. Biafra go still split into 5 other new countries,(lol)....chai e go funny die. *NB: i just dey joke o before all dis angry ibo boys curse my career comot from my destiny. Lmao! Igbo kwenu oooh!

#one9ja
#ibelieveinBaba
#9jawillbegreatagain
Lets join hands to make naija better again becos na cooperation dey make rice full pot....#peaceinTheNorthEast

what about uyo, ...and how do I Get d i.d cArd. I live in uyo 08167650196

crazydove:
Ah!so that football fanatics will break someone's head with bottle or they carry knife.terrible things happen in football viewing center.if your team win just run out or your team is winning during a game don't make mouth if you don't want to end up in a hospital

Lol! It depends on the packaging of the place. Trust me.

Open a football viewing center. Its very lucrative here

kingzjay:
How long will u stay? I only came in for my convocation. I've gone back to Kano for NYSC.

I just relocated here. Am based in uyo now

ekefre4:
Naa...they shld b taxed,trust me d nonsense will stop

Correct! Ur head dey there.!

This thread is open for all nairalanders living in Akwa ibom state and Uyo precisely to meet. and to let people know that uyo is a fun place to be in and also, a date will be scheduled later on for all nairalanders living in uyo to meet physically on a treat that will be hosted by me. I hope to see you all soon...

Nb: i am a newbie here in uyo. I dont know my way around yet.
Contact: 08167650196

itstpia8:
what's the reason for the thread?

Hmmm.... Did u goto school at all? Is the thread not self explanatory enuff for u. Even a blind man would understand the reason of this thread....keep calm

IamMrNoble:
Igbo play wayo..
Hausa begi begi..
Benin wichi wichi..
I guess you know the song.. It was a popular folk tales song in the 90s..

Just tryna correct dat impression

over the years , there is this stereotype that edos are very witchy. I really don't know y people tend to think about us that way. there is no place that is free of evil spiritual powers A.k.a "witch craft" I see no reason why the edos case would be so blown outta proportion. to an extent when you introduce yourself as an Edo the next thing you hear is "those witch people". this should really stop. the edos are very friendly people and very intelligent. I just think they are over rated when it comes to the witch aspect.
have you been bewitched or have seen someone who has been bewitched by an Edo person.?
share your experience and your opinion on this issue.
lalasticlala plz uplift this topic woWo

Where my crawlers et?...meanwhile see this church advert i saw today. This topic made front page and it got a lot of people commenting....link below;

https://www.nairaland.com/2711652/annoying-church-poster-saw-today

Switup:
@sleeknick hi, i just like u. follow me, ill follow bachk.



ooops i think i just declined that ping.... was a mistake

jst sent anoda

What r u saying sef. I dont think u get my point at all. Pls go thru d post and try to figure out.

wale0911:
The image in the poster doesn't look photo shop, the question therefore would be how the heck did he get a military uniform if he is not in the military. This is an abuse to the entire Nigeria Army.

My broda its not photoshop o. It is pasted just opposite the university of uyo. I live around there.

OrlandoOwoh:
The founder of End-Time Jesus Army (EJA-FORCE) in Port Harcourt dresses in military uniform and, unlike other pastors, goes with the appelation, "General."

hmmm....

kingzjay:
This church is a few houses away from my house. You hardly sleep at night owing to the huge Speakers they use.... Its noice and counter noice. When I saw this banner, I couldn't stop laughing

So u c am too... Meaning u live in uyo nao. Abeg am new to uyo. Lets meet abeg.

braivheart:
Please I'd like you to show me where it says in the Nigerian Constitution that wearing a 'camou' is wrong.

Ok. Try wear cammo pass army barack as a civilian then come and tell us d story. I dont think ur nigerian. U must b a marsian

harry509:
hmmmmmmM!

Hmmmm what? March shit?

circuit101:
Abeg when pastors dey recruit na...adey interested..

lol

Khd95:
Camouflaged pastor
Hes soldier of God biko

I know u don't mean that

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