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Pls when d #5k starts coming, dis guy must not have it. Ur lie fit make full market disappear!!!....

Mehhn i love trees. I bet she is screwing d tree...

Whateva happens in yankee stays in yankee....all mallam with em own kettle abeg....

U wear enyimba jersey day molest pesin pikin for back of door...see as ur hair make u resemble rat wey fall inside condemn engine oil... Una keep face like rubber sandal. Una grand mama waist dia!!!! Wakka!

Mark and max zuckerberg...nice

Well, thats one hell of a fvckd up mother...#endtime momma i must say

Oh

Hmmm....

arcnomec:
Guy I need job ooooo.Any show for the firm you dey with

lets chat on whatsapp

arcnomec:
Nicko.......Is me Innocent....

lol..sup

hurricaneChris:
lol, no one renders with those softwares again. Because of times it takes to render one view.

Lumion can render 30 views in 3mins. But your computer must have dedicated graphics card.....one gig card minimum fior Lumion to work on it.

do you have the download link for lumion?

what software do you render with? do you know how cinema 4d works, am thinking of porting to cinema 4d. tired of atlantis. it takes too long to render to my taste.

Speechless3
You beautiful....;-)

Location...

I weep for Earth everyday....

benELOHIM7:
Tarh Pop what.... that ibo dude is way too cool for that yoruba imp

Sorry sir, i am not igbo. I am from Edo state, and she is ibibio. Thanks

Like seriously, I really don't get what's up here.... Plus someone enlighten me on what's going on in this thread....

Heyy! Its my birthday!!!

kambili999:
see this one. Mtchewww. anyway I won't be surprised if some people will still cast their votes for him

Haba...dey av casted already...lol

I don laff taya.

lefulefu:
Op d gehl fine.hope u don ask her out oo.no dull oo.

Hmmm...

I came across this Campaign poster of a Ugandan politician as i was surfing and i thought to myself in pigin english * no be only me go see this one oh*.....lol. And some people will say we (nigeria) are corrupt.

Lalasticlala come and see oh.

So nairalanders pls help me destroy uganda and this man. I trust y'all on this.

Whats ur take on this...

Andyblaze:

"Hey andy am at alakahia junction ooo" her sweet voice was reminiscent of her moniker here, her moniker had something like either "pretty" or "cute" attached to it..."chai oboy the babe don show for junction ooo" I announced to my roommate, immediately his countenance changed, he looked nervous and unsettled, that was more like it. My roommate wey no get morale for where babes dey na im come dey say he wan stay for room wia me n babe dey, d guy no dey fit talk if girl dey around us for our lodge sef, with the look on his face, I knew he would run out of the room with one excuse one the babe came...I slid my feet into my nike vans and brushed my head quickly and rushed out to go pick her up,..."oboy better comot before we return oo, unless u wan be cameraman for the kind of porn flick wey me and this 'sasha grey' wan shoot ooo"....that was my final parting shot to him as I went to meet my first 'catch' from Nairaland..."God please may I not be Catfished", I thought to myself, "may the babe be as fine as that one Sleeknick took photos with in Akwa Ibom"


As I reached the front of a fast food called "Jovit" at alakahia junction I called her and before I could say "hello" I heard a sharp highpitched voice ring out "Andy! Andy!"...I turned and behold was this figure 8-esque chocolate beauty, she was adorn with a very short fitted pink mini skirt and a white crop top, the top looked familiar, everytime she change DP on nairaland na always that white top she dey wear, especially for her 'bed' pics, e be like the space around the neck and chest region dey always help her expose her 'goodies'...I smiled sheepishly as all words had run out of my head as I walked towards her, I opened my arms and she concurred with an embrace, "wow u look more prettier in person" was all I could mutter...she laughed and said I should stop mocking her, I told her I wasn't, then I led her down towards the path that led to my lodge as we talked trivial things and I occasionally let my comic side make her laugh and feel more comfortable although I gotta admit I seemed more nervous than her, seems she was a pro in meeting up males for the first time. She no even fear whether I wan use her for rituals, she just dey catwalk dey shake her heavy yansh..
I occasionally slowed down to let her walk in front so I could lustfully glance at that yansh in tight skirts and before I know my guy wey stand for front of nairabet office shout "Andy, oboy u don dey look yansh, see as ur prick wan tear ur trouser!........."

Lol...bros which one u dey call my name for dis mata nao!?...abeg limi joor

Pls i beg u in Gods name dont drag my uromi and edos into dis ur Nonsense o. Go and die ur die alone. We send una message. Ur fada dia!! Ur real fada. See as u tin lyk tread go dey Follo pple wey get flesh dey do " we no go gree"...
Pesin wey short, na wia em hand reach e dey hang em clothe
-erriga (1470)
U for post ur address make we come chop burial rice o!

pueflexy:
[color=#006600][/color]so of all d place u go carry d gal go, na uniuyo flyover??
eatries don finish for uyo??

I dont owe you an explanation do i?....go get busy with something. Fry wood or play with sand.

kechywillz:
Op i go vex for u if u didnt have ur way,infact i go vex for una 2 if una no do that thing

Chill bro...

Join me thank God guys...i just got a job. All thanks to nairaland.! Oga seun God bless you for this platform oh!

*oya shakiti bobo*

dacovajnr:
if d brain isn't functional blv me baami I for don turn okobo..all for fun bro..i know u ain't bitter.. ..hope you had fun?..lolx

Hehehe....

naughtynaughty:
okay preparing fr d next meeting shey? Plus drafting ur plans. Where's d babe o, beware I knw his plans fr d next meeting. Naija guys dnt hav much patience.loool

Haba...wetin i do u nao? I dont have any oda plan madam

naughtynaughty:
u went to her house 2continue gisting bah? *in Patience Jonathan voice* kontunu

Lol... I went to my own house

Eddy2cute:
b4 nkor

Na wa

Eddy2cute:
why? Den that's means u just go waste time? And I hope u also bought her drinks and snacks 4 nothing? Guy ur dull be dat, because as I see that girl, if u had asked her she would have allowed.

Really?