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Walahi am lost.. I dnt even undastnd 1 single tin... Nd am sure m not d only 1 ....

jethro2: You are welcome.. There is space to contribute your quotas. you have to be at one of the meetings. We are having one today. Every second saturday of the month is our meeting

Where is d address?

jethro2: Nomination and election for new executives will be holding tomorrow in Abeokuta. Time is 10am. Please lets be punctual

Hello bro.... I jst came across ur thread for d first tym... Nd I ll like to contribute my own quota... Pls lemme knw if dere is still space nd all oda info to my mail box ...

13 Facts a lady needs to know about her GUY.
1 The way to a his heart is no longer his stomach
but the quality
of your brain.
2 If your man must be Tall, Dark and Handsome
then be ready
to be the 2nd best because what you desire, others
seek too.
3 If you allow your parents pressure push you into
marriage,
you may end up a single mom.
4 A man that slaps you before marriage will build a
boxing ring
after marriage. Guess who his opponent will be –
YOU!
5 If you are yet to know any member of his family
after 12
months of courtship, then its either he wants you as
his baby-
mama or back-up plan.
6 If what attracted him to you are your bosoms and
the sexy
legs you flaunted, the contents of your brain had
better keep
him, else, there are too many well-rounded and
bigger bosoms
waiting to snatch him away.
7 Men love sex, at least 90% that I’m aware of. So
don’t be
surprised when he asks you for sex the first day
you visit him.
But learn to say NO without feeling guilty. If he
insists, leave
him and keep looking for a man within the 10% that
can love
and grow the relationship without necessarily
disturbing you for
sex. Be careful!
8 If he doesn’t discuss future plans with you in the
picture, he
just wants a fling.
9 Even when you trust each other, a little jealousy
reminds him
that you care.
10 Men love a listener. No matter how much you
want your
opinion to push through, listen to his details and
don’t counter
them.
11 When you are already living with him before
marriage, he
won’t propose quickly, you can only become his baby-
mama;
because he won’t pay for the cow when he's getting
the milk free
of charge.
12 Don’t waste your years waiting for an unserious
man to
propose just because his parents love you, you’re
going to be
married and living with the man, not his parents.
13 When you seek his advice, you make him feel
more of a man
than he is.

alotofgrace: if e easy, na set up

Lolz

The story of 2012/2013 best graduating
student of the Federal University of
Agriculture, Abeokuta, Ogun State,
Joshua Odutayo, typifies man’s undying
strive for scholarship and excellence in
the face of all manner of obstacles.
First, his father lost his job when he
was barely four years old. That was in
the early 90s.
His father, according to him, was a
manager with the defunct National Bank
of Nigeria – until its liquidation.
Twenty-eight-year-old Joshua says
since then, the man never had a stable
job and the little money from his
mother’s petty trading could hardly
cater for the family’s upkeep, let alone
settle the children’s tuition.
Joshua, who graduated with a Cumulative
Grade Point Average of 4.90, in Animal
Production and Health, explains that due
to the dwindled fortune of the family,
he and his siblings had to become
breadwinners of some sort.
“We hawked all manner of things on
Lagos roads,” he notes.
Joshua adds, “My life can be described
as a testimony, as I never thought of
going to the university, let alone
graduating as the best student.
“I came from a humble background, with
my father being a former bank manager
with the defunct National Bank of
Nigeria. He resigned in early 1990
because of the financial crisis that
affected the bank and since then he
never had a stable source of income.
This affected our education.”
Expatiating on the menial jobs he did,
soft-spoken Joshua says he had to hawk
bar soaps, and worked at construction
sites as a labourer, among others.
The last of six children says the
dwindled fortune of the family made him
to attend five different primary
schools.
He adds, “It was really tough and rough.
My parents moved me from one primary
school to the other, due to default in
payment of my school fees.
“I ended up attending five different
primary schools – Model Preparatory
School; Tiyaogbe Nursery Primary
School; Ayewa International Primary
School; Bec Primary School, and Iju
Station Primary School, all in the Iju
Ishaga area of Lagos.”
After he struggled and completed his
primary education, the lad proceeded to
Sonmori Comprehensive High School,
Ifako Ijaye, also in Lagos.
Having completed his secondary
education in 2005 and knowing that the
wherewithal for further studies was
lacking, Joshua notes, he prepared his
mind for a part-time programme.
This idea, he adds, could not work as
fate altered his academic agenda.
According to him, he had travelled with
his father to the Federal College of
Animal Health and Production Technology
(Moor Plantation), Ibadan, to tidy up an
arrangement for a part time Ordinary
Diploma programme, when a chance meet
with a former member of staff of
FUNAAB changed the plan.
He says, “As I said earlier, I never
thought I could attend a conventional
university, because I had settled in my
mind to study as a part time student.
“But as fate would have it, when I got
admission as a pre-degree student in
2008, I had saved some money from the
odd jobs I was doing and my parents also
complemented it with their meagre
savings.”
Joshua says it was God’s grace and his
dedication to studies that saw him
through the tough times.
He says, “I did not read late into the
night. I enjoyed my sleep in the night.
My strategy for success was that I
made good use of the daytime.
“One, I did not miss any lecture. Two, I
made sure I read over my notes and
revised as many times as possible
before sitting for any examination. This
really helped me.”
Currently on his National Youth Service
Corps at the Government Day Secondary
School, Panti, Lavun Local Government
Area of Niger State, Joshua says he
would have been happier serving in a
farm.
“I would have loved to serve in a big
farm where I would have the
opportunity of practising what I have
been taught,” he stresses.
His dream is to be an academic, who will
retire to his farm, just like the former
President Olusegun Obasanjo.
He says, “I love agriculture and I
believe if both the government and the
private sector can give it the necessary
attention, unemployment and scarcity of
food will become history.”
Asked whether he had a girlfriend on
campus, his response is ‘No.’
“I did not have any girlfriend in the
worldly manner but I had many girls as
my friends.”
On his role model, Joshua says, “I don’t
really have any role model. I just want
to be myself. But if you insist, I will
say Jesus is my role model.”
Meanwhile, 81 candidates bagged first
class degrees in the combined 2011/2012
and 2012/2013 convocation.
Speaking earlier, FUNAAB Vice-
Chancellor, Prof. Olusola Oyewole, noted
that his 25 months leadership of the
school had witnessed infrastructure
development and human capacity building.
He said, “More than ever before,
FUNAAB researchers are winning
competitive international research
grants for their works.
“Within the past two years, over 200
academic and non-academic staff have
had opportunities to travel out of the
country to attend international
conferences and workshops, while many
others have participated in local ones.”
Promising to take the institution to a
greater height, Oyewole said he would
continue to provide “a focused,
transparent and disciplined leadership.”

http://newsnownigeria.com.ng/i-once-hawked-soap-in-lagos-funaab-best-graduating-student/

ahnie: thanks op

You have finally freed me from my Parrot
thanks for the insight.

U welcome

Loving someone who doesn’t love you is one of the most hopeless feelings in the world because it isn’t something you can control. Then again, this isexactlywhy you need to start the healing process: it’s not your fault, there’s nothing you could have done differently, and the only thing left to do is move on
1. Be Honest With Yourself.
How and why you feel about another says a lot about you. How and why the other person feels about us says a lot about them. It is important to let it sink in deeply that the person being loved does not love back. It hurts. Feel it. Allow yourself to grieve. You do not have to know why. Grieving is the beginning of the healing.
2. Focus on the Negative.
Though you don’t need to start a crusade to turn the person you care about into a monster, it’s time to start thinking of some bad things to balance out the good ones.
Accept the fact that this person will never love you back. Too hurtful? The better. The more you internalize this fact and hard wire it into your system, it allows you to remove any false hope that’s within you, making it easier for you to stop loving this person.
3. Get Rid of Mementos.
Make space for a new person in your life by letting these things go. In fact, make a mini ceremony for it. As you go through each item, think of the memory associated with it, then imagine putting that memory in a balloon. As you get rid of the thing, imagine the balloon drifting away never to be seen again.
4. Avoid Memory-Triggers.
If you associate the person with a particular song or album, stop listening. If you always used to hang out in a certain spot, stop going. If you have a lot of mutual friends, make a point of hanging out with other people. If you still see each other regularly, stop if at all possible. (This may be difficult at work or school, but you can start by wearing headphones when they’re around, eating lunch somewhere else, walking along new routes, etc.) Don’t surround yourself with mental and emotional reminders; it’s no substitute for having the real thing and will just delay the healing.
5. Find Creative Ways to Stop Dwelling on the Person.
While it’s impossible tonotthink about something, itispossible to divert your thoughts elsewhere whenever you start to go down that rabbit hole. Every time those memories bubble up, distract yourself with another thought, activity, or project. Call a friend. Watch a hilarious movie. Build something. Work in the garden and anything that will engage you for long enough to get the person off your mind for a while. The more of a habit you make of not thinking about the person, the easier it will become.
6. Think of everything you’ve been missing.
How long have you been in love with this person now? Months? Years? And in that time, how many opportunities for other relationships do you think you have passed up? Remember, the next love of your life isout there right nowwondering when they’ll find you. Don’t waste another moment being unavailable.
7. Get back in the game.
Put yourself out there, meet new people, flirt, and remind yourself how great it feels to be a catch. Your confidence surely needs the boost – and in the meantime, you’ll meet interesting new people. In fact, every time someone is better in some way than the person you’ve been chasing – better looking, funnier, smarter, more down to earth – make note of it. It’ll put things into perspective.
8. Don’t be ashamed of having loved and lost.
In some cases, it can be impossible to stop loving someone, but that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Loving another person is a beautiful, selfless act, even if it doesn’t result in a relationship. With time, the hurt will lessen, you will become interested in someone else, and you’ll create new love. If there’s anything the world needs more of, it’s that.
9. Keep Looking for Another Person.
It’s good option to keep looking for another person of your match. Sometimes it may take time but you don’t know when fortune takes your turn
10. Good luck

A Utah police officer who
killed his wife, their two children, his mother-in-law
and then himself received text messages from his
wife just hours earlier threatening to leave him and
take their kids and confronting him for raping her,
new documents show.
A Spanish Fork Police report shows Joshua Boren and
his wife exchanged heated texts the night and
morning before the January killings.
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In them, Kelly Boren confronted her husband about
raping her and told him their marriage was over, The
Deseret News reported (http:///1oC8lWG ).
The couple already had been separated for some time.
Joshua Boren's therapist told authorities that Boren
drugged his wife and videotaped himself sexually
assaulting her on more than one occasion.
Kelly Boren learned of the assaults when she
discovered the tapes in 2013, said Spanish Fork Police
Lt. Matt Johnson. She told a few friends, but she did
not report the assaults to police because she didn't
want to ruin her husband's law enforcement career,
the report says.
The night before she was killed, Kelly Boren brought
up the alleged sexual assault again, texting the word
"rape" to her husband four times, the documents
show. "I hate my life because (of) you," she texted.
"You killed a part of me."
She wrote in another text: "I don't want to live in
fear and hate and anger."
The next morning, Kelly Boren told her husband she
would take the kids, prompting Joshua Boren to reply
by text: "Don't involve the kids, they are innocent."
The police report says Joshua Boren was sexually
abused as a child, struggled with drug addiction as a
young man and pornography addiction throughout his
life, and had a deep-rooted hatred for his mother.
After his father committed suicide when he was 5,
Joshua Boren's mother began using drugs and seeing
several men, the report states. One of those men
allegedly abused Joshua Boren, and he blamed his
mother for not protecting him, his sister told police.
The therapist told police Boren was like a "3-year-old
boy stuck in a big man's body."
"Josh was a very troubled individual that felt like he
was about to lose his wife and children," police wrote
in the report.
Joshua Boren had worked for the Lindon Police
Department for only three months when the murder-
suicide occurred. Before that, he was a Utah County
sheriff's deputy for seven years, Johnson said.
He used the service weapon he was given for his
duties as a Lindon police officer when he killed his
family members and himself, authorities said.
Toxicology reports from the autopsy show he had no
drugs or alcohol in his system.
Police said the state medical examiner confirmed
what investigators believed: Joshua Boren shot his
wife, 32-year-old Kelly Boren; his 55-year-old
mother-in-law, Marie King; and his two children, 7-
year-old Joshua "Jaden" and 5-year-old Haley, before
killing himself.
The shooting happened at the family's home in
Spanish Fork, a city of about 37,000 located 50 miles
south of Salt Lake City. The events stunned the
community, as well as friends and family, said
Johnson, who added investigators didn't find anybody
who suspected Joshua Boren was capable of such an
act.
Though Joshua Boren wasn't living at the house,
friends and family said he still came every morning to
get the kids ready for school and preschool, Johnson
said. He also picked them up every afternoon.
"He was praised as being an excellent father,"
Johnson said.


http://news.yahoo.com/police-officer-killed-family-had-raped-wife-235805261.html

shaggy007: Why not stick your Islamic head up in your a55. That way you can see what's wrong with you internally.

4k Christianity, 4k Christians. Understand that.

So take your ped0ph1le d1ck and 4k your Islamic a55. That way, you can impregnate yourself.

Omashe oooo .... Shey omo leleyi abi omo odo?

shaggy007: All these are the characteristics of a Muslim. I can swear that the guy was planning to convert to Islam.

Bloody Jihadist.

MUMU ... Na wen una xtian counterpart commit a grave act na den una go sey he is a friend of a muslim guy or he is planning to join islam.... Y not accept d truth nd shove it up ur ass...

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