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nani667: Madam why not refrain from obscuring that your balance... Let us also see that for "record/booking" purposes

Me too kuku dun talk am b4....
TY koda oooo...otie bere mi... Issokay ooo ... Diarisgod

ugojamali: was not trying to space book. Was genuinely shocked. Chicken Wtf!

I see u

ugojamali:

Busted


No space booking here

Ijawboi: Trying to imagine it.






















6hrs later.













Still can't picture it

After now nko

adaobi123: A chicken ? How can ?!?

Wen una no gree for d guy nko? Even ashawo no gree for am.... Nd konji baad gaan

Superstar007:
Wetin I nor go see for naija
Konji na very bad bastard

Lmao

SELENAqueensy:

SELENAqueensy:

Johnolis: .

vicadex07:
That guy should be castrated so no ill fated lady will in future be a beneficiary of his mandigo, thereby putting all humanity at risk

Johnolis: .

Busted

A-19-year-old apprentice welder (names
withheld) was caught today making love to a hen. The
fowl reportedly died during the act.
The taboo was said to have been
committed by the apprentice at
about 11.20 p.m. at Continental area
of Akure metropolis.
The suspect, Vanguard learnt, had committed same
taboo with a goat in his home town, Afo in Ose council
area of the state.
He was said to have been ex-communicated from his
home town because of the offence which made him to
move in with his brother in Akure.
Speaking with newsmen, the owner of fowl, Mrs
Stella Akintola, who resides in the same building
confirmed that the man actually made love to her
chicken.
According to her, she went to bed early but was
woken up by the noise coming from the chickens at
the back of her room, an indication that someone was
disturbing their peace.
The discovery
Akintola said she went outside only to find that the
back door was still opened. According to her, she
became curious and “I shouted to know who was still
at the backyard only for him to appear from the
corner of the house, saying he went to the toilet
because he had a running stomach.”
Akintola said she was not convinced especially as she
noticed that the noise from the chickens’ pen stopped
abruptly.
She said she went to where the chickens were but
nothing was found. “It was when I visited the toilet
that I found one of the them stone dead with its
feathers littering the floor,” she said.
Still unaware that the suspect was the cause of the
death of the bird, Akintola said she raised an alarm
only for him to confess that he was responsible for
the death of the fowl.
Akintola said the suspect confessed and begged her
for forgiveness, saying he would pay any amount for
the dead fowl.
She said she decided not to report the matter to the
police because she could not stand the rigour she
would be subjected to by the police over a “minor
offence.”
Report had it that there were evidence that the man
actually had sex with the hen when it was examined
by the owner and others living in the building.
A spirit directed me to do it —Suspect
In an interview with newsmen, the suspect, who
declined to speak initially, however, said a spirit
directed him to do what he did.
He said: “I was already sleeping when a spirit just
came upon me and directed me to go to the back of
the building. I did not know what I was doing again
until when I discovered that I had slept with the
hen.”
Contacted, the police image maker, Wole Ogodo, said
since the matter was not reported to the police, he
could not comment on it.
Ogodo noted that “it is what members of the public
bring to our notice that we investigate. This is a
strange occurrence if what you are telling me is the
truth.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/08/19-yr-old-rapes-chicken-death-ondo/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

In the name of our Creator, Most Beneficial, Most
Compassionate
Life After Death
ISLAM is a beautiful religion and ALLAH has made
us so easy to follow through our holy PROPHET
MUHHAMMED (peace be upon him).
We all should Ponder and ask ourselves, Have we
done anything for the life LIFE AFTER DEATH?
Has anyone of us imagined how the sun is gonna rise
from the west as said by Prophet Muhammed (peace
be upon him) 1400 yrs ago..
Now scientists have found out from researches on
planet MARS that MARS which also rotates in the
same direction as the EARTH has began to rotate in
the opposite direction. Now the sun rises from
west in MARS..
Scientists named this phenomenon as RETROGRADE
MOTION which would happen to all
planets. .Amazingly EARTH is next.!
ALLAH(swt) says when sun rises from west, the
doors of FORGIVENESS will be closed and no more
dua for repentance will be accepted. This time is
not too far anymore.!!
Let's not waste time on movies,music,parties etc..
Let's spend more time to read and learn the
QURAN and HADITHS, PRAY our salats very well
and teach our kids on the right path of Islam. These
will be of immense benefit in our GRAVE..
Prophet Muhammad (saw) said:
Islam began as something strange and it would
return to something strange so give glad tidings to
the strangers, those that are upright and righteous
when the people are corrupt.
There would be a time when holding on to true
Islam would be like holding on to hot coal. All these
are trials to test our faith as countless people
have lost their chance at Jannah because of
becoming overwhelmed by the plots of shaytaan,
then they leave islam totally.
We should return to Allaah(swt) and know that no
soul shall die except it reaches its decreed time
and if they don't die by being killed,they would still
die by another means at that same time.
May Allaah(swt) rectify the affairs of all muslims
and grant us Jannah. Ameen
As salaamu alaykum

In the name of our Creator, Most Beneficial, Most
Compassionate
Life After Death
ISLAM is a beautiful religion and ALLAH has made
us so easy to follow through our holy PROPHET
MUHHAMMED (peace be upon him).
We all should Ponder and ask ourselves, Have we
done anything for the life LIFE AFTER DEATH?
Has anyone of us imagined how the sun is gonna rise
from the west as said by Prophet Muhammed (peace
be upon him) 1400 yrs ago..
Now scientists have found out from researches on
planet MARS that MARS which also rotates in the
same direction as the EARTH has began to rotate in
the opposite direction. Now the sun rises from
west in MARS..
Scientists named this phenomenon as RETROGRADE
MOTION which would happen to all
planets. .Amazingly EARTH is next.!
ALLAH(swt) says when sun rises from west, the
doors of FORGIVENESS will be closed and no more
dua for repentance will be accepted. This time is
not too far anymore.!!
Let's not waste time on movies,music,parties etc..
Let's spend more time to read and learn the
QURAN and HADITHS, PRAY our salats very well
and teach our kids on the right path of Islam. These
will be of immense benefit in our GRAVE..
Prophet Muhammad (saw) said:
Islam began as something strange and it would
return to something strange so give glad tidings to
the strangers, those that are upright and righteous
when the people are corrupt.
There would be a time when holding on to true
Islam would be like holding on to hot coal. All these
are trials to test our faith as countless people
have lost their chance at Jannah because of
becoming overwhelmed by the plots of shaytaan,
then they leave islam totally.
We should return to Allaah(swt) and know that no
soul shall die except it reaches its decreed time
and if they don't die by being killed,they would still
die by another means at that same time.
May Allaah(swt) rectify the affairs of all muslims
and grant us Jannah. Ameen
As salaamu alaykum

tyconcepts: Your part payment for Cube Talk 9x 2gb/32gb is confirmed and enough to buy you a large space on my plot....Am working for you already.
When person send me message, my body no dey reach ground until I waka the message complete.

You will soon be TALKing the TALK

Y u paint ur balance naa?

Chai... Na me open thread #12.... Dis space is not for sale oooo...

.. Space booked

Adeoba10: Iseyin

Nawa for dis MODs sef... No b ur topic pesin tif carry go front page xo?

Adeoba10: Slemoon toh gentle... Services dey sweet oo, na u dey gbadun services pass na...

lolz.. For where

tyconcepts: My stand by masseur did a good job so lemme not bother you dear Thanks for offering, one don't get these kind of offers everyday

Chai!!! Mio je gba.... Ela oju kan re oooo!!!!

tyconcepts: Lolz....Like seriously oooo abi make I say govt work, I love the fact that you have confidence in me, its like a soothing balm after a heavy rain fall.

You don't have a problem with the camera of the "TALK", its sharp and clear

Oya carry ur back cum mk I rubb d balm for ur back ?

tyconcepts: Feel free to bang your chest coz letting you down is not in the to-do-list....Feels right knowing someone dey carry my matter for head like gala market

Abeg no mind plenty typing and pasting of specs jare....Cube Talk 9x comes with 2.0mp front camera & 8.0mp rear camera.

Gala market!!!! Like seriously?
Issokay... I dun dey happy sey 8mp/13mp

Me neva do biz wif TY buh I dun dey bang my hand on my chest for her as assurance... I dun dey refer her sef to my frens cos I jst lyk her..nd I dunno y... Abi oti funmi logun je ni TY?

Back to d biz... Checkn tru ur avaialable gadgets.. U sed d cube9x is 8mp/13mp. Buh dats diffrent frm d spec u sent to me... Abi na mix up or na diff tableu??

Adeoba10: In what looks like illegal road block
mounted by some suspected mobile
policemen around Umunede new Road
junction on the popular Asaba-Benin
Expressway at the weekend created funny
scenes when one of the policemen,
believed to have hailed from the northern
part of the country, ran and shouted for
help after mistaking Eboka for Ebola.
Those who saw him running at the state
of confusion also took to their heels,
while those trapped in their vehicles that
could not immediately run for their dare
lives watched hopelessly for the worst to
come.
It was gathered that the mobile policeman
had demanded to check the particular of
a privately owned car and shouted at the
owner of the car to bring his particulars.
With the threatening look on the face of
the policeman and the gun he was
clutching, the car owner was said to have
told him Eboka, causing him to take off at
a frightening speed and shouting for help.
Soon, other vehicles behind and his
colleagues were also said to have run
away as well, until they were told that the
man’s name was Eboka, not Ebola
Expectedly, after being told that Eboka
(which means family is supreme in Ika
language) was different from Ebola by
those who rushed to catch a glimpse of
the unfolding drama, the fleeing police
man returned.


Source: http://leadership.ng/news/381355/ebola-scare-policeman-flees-mistaking-eboka-ebola

Guy aw va.. Aw service naa?

Waiting n observing....

Observing

Nice work ty... Chatted u yestaday concerning d cube9x ... Abeg fill me in wen it land

Sorry sir... I av a question... Pls why would d front camera b 2mp... D pics won't b clear enough nd 8mp rear camera for a tab wif dis high specs!!!

The teenager who confessed to sleeping with the
dog, said he lives in Uselu area of Benin but often
comes to Iguosa to look for menial jobs. He said
the dog was following him as he moved along the
street in the community and he thereafter took
the dog to an uncompleted building where he had
canal knowledge of the animal.
“I was going on the street and the dog kept
following me and I carried it like a baby and
thereafter I took it to an uncompleted building
where I did what I did to it. It was there that
one man came into the building and arrested me,”
he said in pidgin English.
A member of the community, George Ogbonwan who
narrated how the suspect was caught, said the
culprit was romancing the dog but he thought he
wanted to steal it, not knowing that the lad had a
different plan.
“When I saw the young man carrying the dog like a
baby, I decided to tell the owner and advised him
to go into the uncompleted building. I told him to
go round the house while I went through the other
side and we saw him having sex with the dog,” he
said.
Also speaking on the incident, the owner of the
dog, Mr. Garuba Samari, who described the incident
as an abominable act, said the boy should be taken
to the security agents who would decide what to
do to him, adding that, “the dog has to follow him, I
have nothing to do with the dog again.”
The Odionwere (head) of Iguosa community, Pa
Clifford Igiehon, described the act as a taboo to
the community. He called for a proper screening
of the young man to ascertain if he is normal.
“It is an abomination against the community. The
young man came from Uselu in Benin City and I
don’t know why he decided to commit the act here
in this community and we don’t want to see him
here again so that he does not come and spoil our
people,” he said, adding that, the suspect would be
handed to the police for further investigation and
to find out if he has contacted any dicease after
sleeping with the dog.
The secretary of the community, Festus Obadiaru,
who also described the act as a taboo and
unprecedented in the community, said the suspect
would be handed to the police authority for
further investigation.

http://www.theheraldng.com/teen-caught-sleeping-stray-dog-benin/

Some people never learn. Despite all the warnings
about fruitbats, and other bush meats prone to spread
Ebola, one man posted this photo on a social media
site and said he was ready to eat his last meal.

This analogy can be related to dis early morning ebola salt scare.... God save us... Ppl jst broadcasting msgs anyhow

The man got angry at his parents because they
told him to get a job and fend for himself….
A man in China is currently on trial for the gruesome
and brutal m****r of his father and mother.
30-year-old Chau Hoi-leung had been living off his
parents all his life and they never hesitated to give
him whatever he wanted.
However, they eventually got tired of bankrolling his
extravagant lifestyle and they told him to get a job.
This got the suspect angry and he deceptively invited
his parents for lunch at him home only to butcher
them with the assistance of his 36-year-old friend
Tse Chun-kei.
The duo chopped Chau Wing-ki, 65, and Siu Yuet-yee,
62, into pieces and cooked them with rice.
The crime was discovered when police went looking
for clues in the suspect’s house and found his
parents’ heads in the fridge.
The two men are being tried for m****r and the
prosecution is seeking a full conviction.

ojimbo: all i could see is your username

Lolz...

Ograke: I beg to disagree.

This eye-opening analogy is not limited to the confines of traditions and superstitions alone..It extends across all human beliefs,religion inclusive.

There are some religious ideologies we subscribe to without knowing the cause and rationale behind them.

Take Christianity for instance,we are told to pray with our eyes closed.Everyone only makes assumption as to why we do that.No one knows the actual reason.

The proponents of Christianity only taught us to do so while we all adhere to it till today.

Well said