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PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Commissions Peacock College Of Education (Photos) by Sleezwizz: 6:49pm On Jan 29, 2017
Looters... Looting always in their DNA
SportsRe: Roger Federer Defeats Rafa Nadal In Aussie Final by Sleezwizz: 6:46pm On Jan 29, 2017
The beast is back cheesy grin grin
PoliticsRe: See The Paymaster Caught With N15m Cash That Sacked Ondo Speaker Akindele by Sleezwizz: 9:56pm On Jan 28, 2017
Omo see gobe...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Important Questions To Ask In A Job Interview by Sleezwizz: 1:57pm On Jan 28, 2017
Gkemz:
Very insightful. I'll be going for an interview on tuesday. Looking forward to applying these rules
Be careful about the questions u ask o, make sure they are the right questions.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Delivery Officers Wanted by Sleezwizz: 1:52pm On Jan 28, 2017
I have applied for this job before, not response yet...
InvestmentRe: "My Name Is MMM, I Am A Ponzi Scheme" - Brian Jonah Dennis by Sleezwizz: 1:50pm On Jan 28, 2017
winkmart:
I created a website where I promise to double the income of participants by 30%.
The first participant joins with N20k. I need him to be convinced that my website pays So I use my own money to make up for the 30% and he goes home happy. I tell him he gets extra bonuses if he brings a friend and he does exactly that. Two of his friends sign up with N20k each and I return their investment with my own money and give my first client a special bonus for bringing them.

His friends are aware their colleague got a bonus for bringing them in. They get greedy, they bring more people. At this point, everyone wants bonuses as my system is verified and working.

More people join in, so I'm not using my money to pay them anymore, I'm using their money to pay them and waiting for more members to join so there'll always be money in the system. I see a huge investment of N1m from a greedy participant, I run the website with money and I've spent my own money to build the trust in the system so I pair the provider of N1m with myself. Then get about 30 people providing N50k to pay him back in 30 days, he has N1.3m. My system is working, he tells his colleagues in his social class and they're all excited.

My first members who started with N20k have gotten greedy, they've created multiply accounts to cash out but I don't care. The big fishes are in the game. The big monies are being paired with me, I'm no longer providing money but I'm getting money. Whenever I see a large amount to be donated, I immediately pair the account to mine. Effortlessly a millionaire.

The system continues to thrive because new members keep coming in. There is a wild recession in the country, my scheme is the escape route. People have paid rents, school fees, bought cars and funded their ceremonies with my scheme. I am suddenly an employer of labour.

But all good things must come to an end, I have successfully built a network of participants running into millions but there is a serious cash deficit. It is almost Christmas and almost everyone needs 30% of their investment back. Because I've been collecting millions as an admin without donating, and because there are not enough new members to match the financial demands of the existing members, my system has collapsed but I am not done getting my millions from gullible people.

I announce a freeze on the website for technical reasons. I've done a lot for them so they believe me that I'm just protecting the system from crash even when it was not the wise thing to believe.
I told them they couldn't receive money this period but they could still donate.

The one month freeze was an attempt to see if I could pay the existing members from the donations of new members. Sadly, some people had lost faith in the system, the new and existing members were afraid to make donations during the freeze because they were unsure of getting their 30% returns back. Plus there were a lot of evil people on social media spreading propaganda that my scheme was a Ponzi that had ended.

I needed that trust back, so I relaunched my website a day before the scheduled return. You needed to see the excitement. It was Christmas on January 13, I told existing people that had provided donations that they could now get help. I also added some attractive incentives for new members. I still faced the same problem that made me shut down temporarily, even worse.

The people that provided help during the shut down all requested help, plus there had already been a long list of people before then. So I decided to pair those that needed less than N30k first to check the rotation of money. Still there was not enough money to go round. The people that were paired to pay others refused to pay, the trust was gone. People had suddenly realised that it was not possible for 30% to be added to your money unless someone lost their own money.

Several other schemes took over my place when I was frozen. All will eventually meet their ends. Greed always comes to an end.
People still live in delusions of grandeur that I have not crashed. Perhaps they expect me to put a memo in my website that it is over. Lol. I really don't blame their naivety, I did do a lot for them to trust me.

I would advise that people make more intelligent financial decisions next time. People lost millions to me because of greed. Do I feel guilty? No. I did warn them to use their SPARE money.
My name is MMM and I am a Ponzi Scheme.

Brian Jonah Dennis

https://www.goodwp.com/large/201205/21455.jpg

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/01/my-name-is-mmm-by-brian-jonah-dennis.html
U na never tire? Shey b Una Don use Una bad mouth crash the program.. Useless people. Make Una continue to wallow in poverty...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Employment by Sleezwizz: 5:43pm On Jan 26, 2017
yale516:
A reputable digital advertising firm is seeking for marketers to advertise the company brands and get reputable clients .. Incentive very attractive .. Salary also very attractive .. Interested persons should send there CV with the title nairaland Add marketing. Its needed asap offer value while stock last or call 08083805119 for more details
Where is the address to send CV to?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Aiico Insurance Plc Is Currently Recruiting B.sc, Hnd, Ond And Ssce Holders. by Sleezwizz: 12:41pm On Jan 26, 2017
Whenever I c say an insurance job, I always runaway... grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: We Are Hiring Ushers by Sleezwizz: 12:11pm On Jan 26, 2017
I guess this is only for the female folks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies In Foremost Transport Company In Nigeria by Sleezwizz: 9:50pm On Jan 23, 2017
Owk, thanks, I have sent my CV
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Delivery Officers Wanted by Sleezwizz: 9:31pm On Jan 23, 2017
CV sent for sagamu
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies In Foremost Transport Company In Nigeria by Sleezwizz: 9:26pm On Jan 23, 2017
Can someone that wishes to relocate apply?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Available Jobs Or Opportunities In The Farming And Agro Allied Industry. by Sleezwizz: 9:21pm On Jan 23, 2017
I need a job vacancy in any agric firm oo. I studied forestry and wildlife management at unaab, Abeokuta. Finished in 2014 with a strong 2:1. An entry level job in any agric firm will be highly appreciated.

Worked as can assistant farm coordinator at a farm during my Nysc year.

If u have any offer or job vacancy for me, my email is isiakafemi0706@gmail.com. thanks in advance
Foreign AffairsRe: Adama Barrow Appoints Fatoumata Tambajang As VP by Sleezwizz: 9:07pm On Jan 23, 2017
Xcelinteriors:
In shina peter voice "give our women chance to rule o"
You've done well Mr Adamma. Let more country emulate you cos we women rock the world. Without us men are as good as useless
Shut up jare. If I tear u slap ehen
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Sleezwizz:
Good afternoon everyone.

Please I am in dire need of a job. An entry level job in any field will be owk. I finished serving in year 2015 and briefly worked as a sales executive in a financial firm before loosing d job in 2016.

I want to start afresh. A graduate of forestry and wildlife management with a second class upper degree..

I possess good computer skills (ms word, excel, PowerPoint and so on), communication skill and so on.

I am based in Lagos.

I will so much appeciate it if someone can help out. My email is isiakafemi0706@gmail.com. thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Sleezwizz: 5:09pm On Jan 23, 2017
Xxpress:
Who got this
You have been shortlisted for an interview for the role of Sales Executive at Myshayo.com

Date: Friday 20 January 2017

Time: 11am

Venue: 51, Abeke Animashaun Street, off Bisola Durosinmi-Etti, Lekki Phase One

Please come with a copy of your resume´

 

We look forward to meeting you.
Wasup. Did u attend the interview and how was it like? I will so much appreciate it if u can help out with tips. Thanks
CrimeRe: Turkish College: Kidnappers Fail To Release Victims After Receiving Ransom by Sleezwizz: 3:24pm On Jan 23, 2017
osusuallstars:
its a tactical move by the afonja kidnappers. they just want to first assimilate the 10m, share it, then get away to cotonu and inform you where the victims are.
Ur brain is watery... Is it not those Niger Delta militants of urs that are doing d kidnapping work? Olopolo dudu oshi...
PoliticsRe: Amina Mohammed's Daughter, Nadine, To Wed (Photos) by Sleezwizz: 12:28pm On Jan 23, 2017
Chai, I am seeing things... C fyn girl tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can This Person Be Trusted by Sleezwizz: 6:05pm On Jan 22, 2017
Scam of the highest order... Fall for it at your own risk.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Sleezwizz: 12:10pm On Jan 22, 2017
Xxpress:
Yes I did.
I also received an invite for this particular job too. Do u have an idea of how the interview will look like?
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Is Hot In Make Up Free Photos by Sleezwizz: 4:42pm On Jan 20, 2017
LegendaryArnold:
What is hot about these pics
I can see u are blind undecided... You don't know good thing when u c one
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dear Jobseekers, What's Your Pain And How Can You Be Helped? by Sleezwizz: 3:29pm On Jan 20, 2017
I am graduate of forestry and wildlife management from federal university of agriculture, Abeokuta... I finished serving in march 2015, after that I worked briefly with a bank as a sales executive but unfortunately I lost my job last year October due to some reason.

Its been tough getting another job after then because I can't include the sales job experience in my CV due to some reason. Despite going for several interviews recently, no job yet but I believe I will get one soon.

Entrepreneurship is another thing I so much appreciate but funding is the issue.. I currently have small fish farm I am managing in our house but money to keep the business afloat is the issue...

I will so much appreciate someone that can help out with a job or support for my small business.

My email is isiakafemi0706@gmail.com
PoliticsRe: I Will Make Sure PDP Takes Over Power From Buhari In 2019 – Fayose Vows by Sleezwizz: 12:48pm On Jan 20, 2017
AWONEYAN:
This guy think of himself, higher than what he is.. Nigeria is not a state with 8 local government, whose citizen can be fooled by riding okada or eaten beans on the street....If election is done only the Western region, he can't win second position not to talk of having a leading votes.
God bless you for this comment.... Don't mind the guguru governor
CrimeRe: How We Swallowed 45 Wraps Of Cocaine, Inserted 5 In Anus – Suspects (pics) by Sleezwizz: 4:58pm On Jan 19, 2017
Firstinline:
These useless drug possessed red mud region people never disappoint. Na always them.

Is it possible for this confused jew tribe to disappoint with drug for once.
Their love for money is like bread and butter... They will never stop embarrassing Nigeria... Funny enough, those stupid ones here will keep defending their fellow brothers.. Nonsense
CrimeRe: How We Swallowed 45 Wraps Of Cocaine, Inserted 5 In Anus – Suspects (pics) by Sleezwizz: 4:56pm On Jan 19, 2017
Chrisrare:
MI dey tell u. At least dis ones will make money if dey succeed. I wonder what d afonjas gain after sexually molesting chickens and goats as dey normally do.
So you are encouraging your brothers to continue pushing drugs... You are brain dead... Why are u flat headed people always thinking in d same direction?

Whenever u guys are caught in the habit, u will always find a way to defend ur stupid habit.

You guys are so full of bad things.. You push cocaine, u use people for rituals, haba, when will u guys stop embarrassing this country?
CelebritiesRe: Shan George Pregnant With Her First Child (Throwback Photo) by Sleezwizz: 11:49am On Jan 19, 2017
HateU2:
Amebo
Lolzzzz... Just saying the obvious... wink

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