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Politics / Re: Probe Babangida, Abdulsalami, Obasanjo, Others Security Votes,pdp Tells Buhari by slidd: 9:37pm On Dec 13, 2015
OgundeleT:
i think PDP suppose to have probed those ones when they were in power since there govt preceeded theirs, but if they chose not to do that then i think the right thing to do for them is to shut up because it is also failure on their part




As most of us would agree,PDP government was a corrupt one.Now we have a less corrupt government.Should we ignore all the corrupt governments and pursue just the last adminstration.I can assure you that our it took us more than 20years of unchecked corruption to get to the pit we presently find ourselves.What message are we trying to send to our children if we selectively punish culprits
Politics / Re: Probe Babangida, Abdulsalami, Obasanjo, Others Security Votes,pdp Tells Buhari by slidd: 9:28pm On Dec 13, 2015
Iroh88:
They say Buhari should probe from 1984 to date and you wonder why the lost the election woefully.

The interest of PDP as a party and that of Nigeria are two parallel lines- there is no point of intersection! Anything done in the interest of Nigeria represents a loss to PDP.

I hate that party with raw passion. Just imagine the crap the ediots churn out every now and then. They should be ashamed of themselves. angry



Since we have a sincere government in power, why don't we bring every corrupt government that have put Nigeria in this positon to book(because truth be told, this country has been raped collectively by its corrupt leaders and threatening to punish one government would not send the right message)

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Sports / Re: Some Popular WWF Wrestlers From The Past. by slidd: 9:35pm On Mar 20, 2015
Sile12:
15. DEMOLITION.
Legion of Doom...not demolition.Lol

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Events / Re: See What This Lady Let Them Do To Her VIRGINA At A Bar In Elegushi. by slidd: 7:27pm On Mar 17, 2015
Hottestdaniel:
The lady pictured above was spotted at Vertigo bar Elegushi Beach Lagos recently during a birthday party and you won't believe what she let them do to her. Continue to see it... She opened her Virgina and allowed guys pop champagne into it. *sigh*. Abeg wetin be virgina..smh the spelling errors for this site eeh

SOURCE:http://hottestdaniel..com/2015/03/see-what-this-lady-let-them-do-to-her.html
Family / Re: Sex Secrets Of Nigerian Wife In The US Uploaded To Youtube by slidd: 10:48pm On Jan 28, 2015
jadelyn007:
my sister, you just said the whole truth. The man should better go learn how to please a woman both in and out of bed because even if he choses to divorce dis woman and bring in another, the next one might just end up sleeping with the gateman or driver even. Let him just stick with this one, the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. That's my humble advice.


Lol as if it's about pleasing the woman....na so women be...never get ur hopes high with em.They are really weaker vessels...A guy can cheat with a house girl bt wud hardly be caught on camera...but u can bleep a female president n get it on camera..cos the not in control.
Politics / Re: Buhari Vs Jonathan: Beyond The Election By Charles Soludo by slidd: 9:43am On Jan 26, 2015
Chigold101:
Soluda has once again proven that he is a weak man. A man i so much loved but his unforgiven spirit is second to none.

Soludo is writing like this against GEJ because GEJ is the reason why he lost Anambra election in 2010(I worked as member of his campaign team).

In 2013 he joined APGA and was talked about how to continue with Obi‘s good work as governor of Anambra state but Obi who already had Obiano in mind used style to push Soludo aside...

He joined Atiku‘s camp in 2011 thinking that GEJ will lose at the PDP primaries, but their camp was disgraced. Now he has come here to cause confusion in the polity because all he wants is to see GEJ disgraced, but it will not work for him in Jesus name.

This is how his unforgiven spirit made him to make sure that Dora Akunyiri (his wife‘s aunty. Dora is the younger sister to the wife‘s mother) never win Anambra central senatoral sit. He took it upon himself to make sure that Ngige is decleard the winner even when there was a little confusion in few constituencie. All because Dora through GEJ & Abuja PDP helped Peter Obi defeat him in 2010.

As an insider who knows the fight going on between Soludo, GEJ & Obi am not suprised at all with the this piece. It has some elements of truth but it is coated with many sweet lies.

He took sabatical after Peter Obi messed him up in 2013 prior to Anambra state guber election. Which sabatical? He went in to leak his wounds...

He thinks he has seen where to nail GEJ.



in as much there are lots of truth in his piece,he still sounds bitter and biased.....but the truth remains none of these parties or politicians or even the well educated technocrats have Nigeria as first thing in their mind...I can't even wasted my time voting any of em..GEJ and GMB na d same thing em go do there..but as Soludo said it's way more easier to campaign as an opposition..if GMB gets there I don't think he can do jack shit about this economy..

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Health / Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by slidd: 7:25am On Dec 03, 2014
samdes02:
OP your lack of reference for Nigerian doctors(geniune) might prove to be your undoing someday,keep treating migrane with Alabukun alright,I reallly don't blame you.


That's the problem the Naija Dr faces,dumb patients and relatives....once had a case of persistent diarrhoea, vomiting,wt loss and chronic cough n the relatives n patient kept insisting some pips attackin d patient from the village...any doctor here can read the symptoms n go for HIV(immunosuppresion) with possible TB...so I asked the relatives so u suggestin she visited n friend and her friend poision her n dey were so happy I said that n kept saying that's what they been thinking n they jus wanted to check the hospital b4 goimg to d native Dr.....well I said sorry to disappoint u...I ll run some tests but it looks like she might be immunosuppressed and severely anemic...test came out HIV+ve,severe Anemia, PTB....they can't even afford blood for transfusion......n u see if she dies the story wud be told down to his 6th generation dt she was poisoned n killed

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Health / Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by slidd: 7:03am On Dec 03, 2014
Naijasinglegirl:
Mid last week, my temperature was running high and since I am clearly not a fan of hospitals, I thought it was best to limit myself to the confines of my room until the sickness disappears but my mom was having none of that. She dragged me to the hospital.
My first reaction when I got there was "WTH! This is crowded."
I signed up for a medical consultation and found a place to sit.

After 3 hours of waiting, the bad tempered nurse at the reception area called my name.

Thank God, I thought.

Before she let me into the doctor's office, she put me on a height scale, weight scale and proceeded to pump my BP.

"Nurse, Its just fever not a modelling audition. Are all these necessary?" I asked giggling.
She frowned at me and increased the pressure till the friction numbed my arms. That was her way of telling me to shut the hell up.

I was not surprised to say the least.
Its no news some Nigerian female nurses are far from polite. Especially those ones with big buttocks that are always roaming from ward to ward with a tray of injections, looking for an innocent patient to stab.
Like someone said on twitter, its only in Nigeria the nurses would wake you up from sleep to give you sleeping pills.
When I got into the examination room, I was expecting some sort of gadget to be used on me but everything was done MANUALLY. The doctor even used his palm to gauge my temperature rather than a thermometer.

Oshey baddest doctor!!!

"So what is wrong with you?" He asked.
"That is your job doctor. If I knew I wouldn't be here."
No, that was not my reply. Clearly in Nigerian hospitals, you are expected to diagnose your problem in your house so you don't waste the doctor's time at the hospital.

"Fever." I replied.

For all I know it could be a fever disguising as TB. God Forbids!
A cancerous fever. God Forbids!
A brain tumour fever. God Forbids!!
Ebola Fever. God Forbids!!!

But no, not in our hospitals. The first rule they operate in is,
"All facts surrounding a fever must be twisted and twisted until the final diagnosis reads MALARIA."

Now I made his job easier, he began manipulating my replies.

"How is it doing you?" He asked.
Na wa o. See question.
I used my palm to massaged my chin for a few seconds and then I said,
"Its doing me somehow oh."
"You have headache?"
"No"
"Loss of appetite?"
"I guess."
"Cough?"
"No."
"Cold?"
"Small."
He turned to my mom this time. "Madam, she has malaria!" He exclaimed.

*sigh* As usual. Don't we all?

It seemed he forgot to ask me when last I saw my period in his line of questions. My heart broke some years back when a malaria diagnosing doctor threw the question at a twelve year old Naijasinglegirl.
The only diagnosis these doctors are good at making are malaria, pregnancy and HIV.

All my life, whenever I go to the hospital, I always return home with the same malaria declaration after the doctor has assessed me MANUALLY. Sometimes when the doctor is in a good mood, he takes my hard earned blood and upgrades me to typhoid. This is the reason my dad almost bundled me to a native doctor when a medical doctor told him the chances of his fragile 5-year old Naijasinglegirl surviving malaria were 20:80.
At least native doctors have high-tech equipment like a calabash for skyping with sango, a speaking mirror and no-nonsense oracles.
Even when I roll into the hospital from the expressway with green blood dripping from my nose, blue mucus dripping from my mouth and down syndrome attitude, Its still malaria!

Back to our story.
It was time for drug administration. My favourite part where the doctor gets to clear the shelves of the in-house pharmacy for me. The closer the drugs are to their expiration date, the more generous he gets.
Five transparent nylon of drugs were given to me. First contained several tablets of paracetamol, second contained those medium size multi vitamins, third contained more than twenty tiny yellow tablets, fourth contained a green coloured anti malaria tablets and the last one, orange vitamic C.

"Take all of it. Directives are on the pack for your dosage." The doctor commanded.

All ke? He didn't even have conscience.
That was when I gave into a hysterical laughter. I laughed to the point that I felt the fever leaving me in annoyance.

When I walked back to the reception, I wanted to grab a mic to announce to the impatient prospective patients to return home. After all, their problem is either pregnancy or malaria.
Finally home, it was time for me to be my own doctor as usual. I tossed everything into my trashcan except for my vitamic C which became my hourly tomtom.

Until our health care system improves, I know what to do when sickness strikes again.

Migraine : Alabukun powder
Headache : Panadol
Catarhh : Procold
Purging : Flagyl
Boil : Robb
Waist pain : Aboniki balm
Madness : Native doctor
Dislocated bone : Pastor Chris
HIV : Prophet T B Joshua


Really dumb post you encounter all day in the clinics....I patient comes in and you ask him/her what's wrong with u/why did u come to the hospital..n he answers Ee get as it dey do me...or am sick....he thinks you a magician to know his symptoms...most don't even know what fever is,they equate fever to Malaria....pls when u go to the hospital its thru ur symptoms n signs the doctor can make a diagnosis...symptoms na u go explain,signs na d medical team go get am.....n when Dr starts asking u about wheter the fever is on and off,or present @all times he is tryna make a diagnosis n not build A mansion with ur answers,so jus answer. Or asks ur last menstrual period(he might not wanna give u some drugs if u preggo)
Lastly,Malaria is one of the commonest presentation in Nigeria n Dr no go give u disease wey u no get to soothe u....n that's exactly one way to get money frm Nigerians

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Health / Re: “how Enugu Doctor ‘killed’ My Son’ – Senator Jim Nwobodo by slidd: 10:37am On Nov 20, 2014
This should be his own part of the story tho..Stage 4 Cancer?? Usually a terminal illness

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