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naijaboiy:It happens. Some girls are actually more comfortable with guys than with girls. Just friends |
shoyemiayodeji:cool down man, it's up there. Must u always act frustrated ![]() |
10. When they get into a fight with their
girlfriend, and she comes to meet you
to help them settle it. Jesus will fix it for you ma!
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9. Your face when people say you
should ‘just date now’. Will you gerrarahia?
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8. How you have to convince your
potential boyfriend your relationship is
innocent. Uncle, we are just friends o!
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7. When you get priority treatment and
their girlfriend is vexing. I’ve known him since before they born you, so shut up my fren!
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6. When you start liking them by
mistake. Ewwwww!!! How did this happen o?
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5. How you console them when they’re
heartbroken. But did I not warn you?
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4. When your bestie is in a relationship
but they’re trying to block your own
destiny. Nawa! Are you an agent of the devil?
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3. How his girlfriend starts shouting
when she sees you with him. Madam you need to calm down!
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2. When you have to tell people you’re
not dating for the thousandth time. I'm done. Just done.
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I know most of us, if not all have friends from the opposite sex, and this friend might even be our best friend. I would be sharing the funny pictures of having an opposite sex as friend. P. S: This is js for fun, n not to make anyone guilty Copied from zikoko 1. When your mom sees both of you gisting and laughing and you try to explain you’re just friends. "All other girls have girls as their friends, it’s only your own that is different!”
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My love for MONEY by Timaya is js something else. I love the lyrics and d video |
18. When you finally meet a bae who doesn’t mind your cooking skills and people are having headaches about it. Haters gon hate!
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17. How your in-laws look at you when
you serve them croissants and coffee
because you’re not trying to embarrass
yourself. Please ma, manage it like that o! If not stay in your house!
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16. When you finally get the food done
after much wahala, and someone says
it’s not sweet. My fren keep quiet!
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15. The pep talk you give yourself when
you’re about to cook. 'You will not burn this rice today.’
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14. When you finally meet a fine boy,
but he says he only can only marry a
good cook like his mother, so you have
to package like: Hello overnight chef!
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13. How you pack cartons of Indomie
when shopping, because it’s the only
thing saving you from yourself. I cannot come and die!
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12. When the food decides to burn itself
a second time, so you start thinking of
dating a chef. At this point, that’s the only option!
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11. When that amebo aunty comes at
you with that ‘You must cook for your
man so he won’t leave you’ advice. Keep wallowing in your backward thinking ma!
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10. When your mum starts telling all her
friends how you don’t know how to
cook. Mummy you’re the one that taught me! So Kontinu!
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9. When you’re using your recipe app to
cook and your phone dies. Kuku kill me!
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8. After all the turning and gyrating, the
swallow will now be looking like stone. I’m done. Just done.
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7. You, when you finish making
swallow. I hate this life so much right now!
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6. When you’re making the food exactly
as you saw it on Youtube, but the food
is just not having any sense. I think this egusi has malaria!
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5. When you finally discover a Nigerian
recipe App. Yesss! Time to shame all the people who think I’m a bad cook!
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4. Your mum’s reaction when she eats
your food. Ahn ahn mummy, its just a little salt now!
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3. How the kitchen looks like a
battlefield when you’re done with it. The more scattered, the better!
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2. When you’re done making a Nigerian
meal. If you don’t sweat after cooking , that food can never be sweet!
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Food is something we can't do without, and cooking it is dreaded by some people. These are pictures u can relate to if you hate cooking . 1.When you hear someone say it’s your turn to cook. Oh no, not again!
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She is cute, bt she shld stop wearing short dresses when visiting public figures. Same thing happened during GEJ tenure. Well I quess this is better than that
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