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Celebrities / Re: FreddyE Commits Suicide After Tweeting About It by SlimFero(m): 11:09am On Jan 08, 2013
I never see Mumu like this before.. This guy na fool* Which kain woman wan make me kill myself? God punish u if u expect Ruggedman to kill himself for u. Una no serious!! Mtchewwww..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by SlimFero(m): 9:19pm On Jan 07, 2013

chelsea have won in europe, so have nottingham forest and aston villa. apart from barcelona and real madrid, which other club in spain have won in elite europe? none!!! that's the problem with spain. the top 2 clubs pack the best players in the league and left the others with nothing. how would it look if 80% of the quality players in the premier league all play for man utd and chelsea?

Yet the so-called little clubs in Spain keep beating ur big English clubs .. Am I right? Which English team can baet Villareal conmfortably?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by SlimFero(m): 1:39pm On Jan 07, 2013
tchidi: I wonder why they bother having a ceremony...
Just call Messi, go to his house and drop it off undecided undecided

Religion / Re: Eminem Becomes A Born Again Christian by SlimFero(m): 1:33pm On Jan 03, 2013

Let him begin the journey at least.

In time, when the word truly grows in his heart , he will change completely . At least, he is confident and comfortable enough to acknowledge God publicly. Many of those celebrities don't acknowledge God in public because of fear of losing fans. It's not an overnight thing for God to grow in the life of someone. The relationship and closeness will grow in time and then the person will change too !

Even born and bred Christian of many years still backslide .

He has always been different from the rest*
Forum Games / Re: Last Man Standing! by SlimFero(m): 10:03pm On Mar 29, 2012
Game times 're always fun**
Romance / Re: A Banker Said She Missed Me, Took Permision 4rm My Boss And Gave Me Her No. by SlimFero(m): 11:36am On Mar 28, 2012
pDude: shocked cheesy tongue cheesy sad

What makes you think she wants to be romantically involved with you just because she took your number?

Better just be careful. Women could be more deceptive than the devil. Maybe she wants to send kidnappers to you or give you an STD.

Better soji yourself and don't be too hasty to entrap yourself in the web she is slowly spinning on ur path.

Na Jealousy/envy go kill Ɣ☺ΰ *
Romance / Re: Girls, Are You Convinced By A Guy's Tears? by SlimFero(m): 10:56am On Mar 28, 2012
I have never ever cried for ɑ̷ Wman!
'nd I dnt tink I wll eva do dat! Unless we 're talkn abt my wife in ɑ̷ case of death/accidnt..

Apart frm dat?

Thumbs dwn!
Romance / Re: Girls, Are You Convinced By A Guy's Tears? by SlimFero(m): 10:52am On Mar 28, 2012
I have never ever crie[color=#006600][/color]d for ɑ̷ Wman!
'nd I dnt tink I wll eva do dat! Unless we 're talkn abt my wife in ɑ̷ case of death/accidnt..

Apart frm dat?

Thumbs dwn!
Jokes Etc / Nice Name* by SlimFero(m): 1:57pm On Mar 16, 2012

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked.

He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Blackberry Pin Exchange (bb Pin) by SlimFero(m): 10:13am On Mar 15, 2012

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: click Here: by SlimFero(m): 12:15pm On Mar 13, 2012
moshoodn: Bucaneers!

Stand up!

Alora Awumen*

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Dates And Hook_ups. Drop Ur Number And Pic(if Any). by SlimFero(m): 12:01pm On Mar 13, 2012
We 're talkin abt ɑ̷ cute guy**
Here he ¶ś: 30fb8662

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Still On The Sugar Mummy Ish* by SlimFero(m): 11:55am On Mar 13, 2012
eldav: Dude

you dey F,UCK UP

Jokes Etc / Re: Sharp Bad Bin by SlimFero(m): 9:15am On Mar 13, 2012
Nice, Bin**

Here's ɑ̷ short and long Joke for Ɣ☺ΰ all..
Short Joke: Joke
Long Joke: Jokeeeeeeeeeee
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Still On The Sugar Mummy Ish* by SlimFero(m): 8:29am On Mar 13, 2012
All my life, I hv neva had me ɑ̷ sugarmum! My ugly frndz kip getin 'nd atraktin 'em bt me? 4 wia! I fine oh, educated 'nd fun bt then.. Abeg, any sugar mum or sugarmum agent should hit me up*

My own go different?
Jokes Etc / Re: The Death That Kill Fowl Seller Should Not Kill Goat Seller. by SlimFero(m): 10:07am On Mar 12, 2012
Jokes Etc / Re: Old rooster Vs New rooster GAYS by SlimFero(m): 10:03am On Mar 12, 2012
TV/Movies / Re: Why American Films Are Ridiculous. by SlimFero(m): 3:36pm On Mar 11, 2012
Say that really fast ten times. Botoh, Nigerian films are wack!
I used to love Nollywood movies, then I didn't (read: I hated them). There was no originality. It was stagnant, (like the mosquito-ridden body of water in our first house before my mum got rid of it). It was all voodoo, juju, and crap. Poor grammar, if any, and loads of religion, and don't get me started on the superstitions: a pigeon flies past my window (my neighbours are after my life). It gets cloudy the morning of my birthday (my enemies want my head). I stumble on a rock, or slip on a wet surface (the gods are so to blame).
But then something amazing happened: I discovered Schwarzenegger (The Terminator), Michael Fox (Back to the Future), Cameron Diaz (Charlie's Angels), Bruce Willis (Die Hard). And I never looked back.

I see Ɣ☺ΰ my dear!
Morgan Freeman, Al Pacino, Ben Affleck. They do movies Ω̴ot .. L♥√e portion, portion of L♥√e, L♥√e 'nd passion. Diff. Mvies*
Music/Radio / Re: M.i. & Pryse Better Than Jay-z & Kanye West In New Remake To 'otis' [watch] by SlimFero(m): 8:10am On Mar 11, 2012
Ya'll need τ̅☺ listen τ̅☺ Modenine/Terry tha Rapman's version. †ђi̶̲̥̅̊§ ¶ś whack*
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by SlimFero(m): 7:22am On Mar 11, 2012
My name ¶ś OB*
I need an older lady 4 ɑ̷ serious rltnshp! She must be rich 'nd cmfrtable to takia of ɑ̷ yung graduate.

I'm 25yr old. I nid btwn 30/45yrz. She must be pretty, classic and neat.

I'm cute, so cute.
PharoahObi Onyenekwe on Facebook, τ̅☺ see my pic's. 08136741270

Call 'nd mean it.

Owerri resident*

Nairaland / General / Re: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by SlimFero(m): 7:08am On Mar 11, 2012
It's alryt* Dnt mind doz bleeping kolo faithfuls*

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