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Health › Re: Womanizers Discuss Everything About Women But Never Stds by slimmax: 6:49pm On Sep 26
Omo if STD nab you ehh, if you see woman fear go de catch you. Dem carry plenty foreign things in-between
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Review Of The Itel It9320 ( Airtel Smarta) by slimmax: 8:29pm On Sep 23
Op, upload pics of the phone na
Politics › Re: Every Nigerian Should Get Military Training To Understand What Hunger Is - Musa by slimmax: 7:56pm On Sep 23
Na him you fat like this, abeg start with ya blodas and sistas with una children. Me de bush de harvest potato
Politics › Re: Every Nigerian Should Get Military Training To Understand What Hunger Is - Musa by slimmax: 7:55pm On Sep 23
E get wetin dem de give this ministers smake
Foreign Affairs › Re: Italy To Ban Niqabs In Schools, PM Meloni Says by slimmax: 10:09pm On Sep 20
How dem de take know who be who when dem take group pictures when all of them cover face
Celebrities › Re: What I Really Saw In The Warri Pikin And Timaya Video by slimmax: 10:01pm On Sep 20
If e pain dem, make dem climb stage, e dey sweet us

Omo, no time to start explaining to people, you hug woman 👩 you no hug woman 👩 peeps will still talk
Timaya for no try am sef if to say 💭 she never slim down
Phones › Re: Why Nigerians Still Downloading 50MB Apps Just For Data? Am I The Only One Using by slimmax: 9:10pm On Sep 08
Rephrase your question, abi na me no underdstand wetin you type for here, because wetin join using / having telegram and 50mb. Make am make sense
Phones › Re: My Experience With Renewed Redmi 7 Pro I Bought On Jumia by slimmax: 9:03pm On Sep 08
This your write up , no pictures ni?
Politics › Re: “Tinubu, You Are Going Nowhere” – Islamic Cleric Declares by slimmax: 10:18pm On Aug 24
The more you see the less you jingiri
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Strike Hits China-owned Business In Kuwait, Kills Worker by slimmax: 6:06pm On Jul 30
Na friendly fire 🔥, no cause for alarm ⏰
Politics › Re: Outgoing British Envoy Montgomery Praises Tinubu’s Economic Reforms by slimmax: 9:18pm On Jul 23
Carry am go London make him give una the shege we dey experience
Foreign Affairs › Re: Army Communications Officer Amirmohammad Salemi Killed In US Strike – IRGC Media by slimmax: 9:10pm On Jul 23
Immediately they moved f22 to Britain, knew this was the gameplan, which they used some years back to bomb rebels in yemen 🇾🇪, the flight plan would blind side the Iranians, they won't see em coming.
Family › Re: Her Husband Does Not Trust Her by slimmax: 12:27pm On Jul 19
Across the bridge, there are things your eyes will see… wonderment
Agriculture › Re: I Met An Ex-Banker Who Built A Multi-Million Naira Rabbit Farm With 3 Rabbits by slimmax: 7:16pm On Jul 14
Same template , started with 3 from jos, currently looking for bigger breeds.
Pics shows my first batch - now my breeding stock
Family › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Marriage To Women? by slimmax: 7:10pm On Jul 14
Make we ask AI
Politics › Re: 2022: Tinubu Promised To Pay WAEC Fees For Every Child; 2026: Fee Hits ₦50,000 by slimmax: 6:28pm On Jul 13
Ritchiee:
It will get better,sir.
When he became president,it was tougher than this because of the removal of subsidy and the reforms but it has eased a little not much but it will get better.
You know why?
Our GDP has grown from when Tinubu brought it down to $187 billion,$252 billion to $377.7 billion and by 2027,it will be around $500 billion.
By 2030,we will be a $1 trillion Economy,the richest,biggest and largest Economy in Africa by far.
I found out that GDP positively tells a lot on the masses and wealth of a nation.
God is using Tinubu to fix Nigeria.
Things will get better, sir
Them don show, abeg GDP no put food for my belle o, na inside this harsh economy I still say 💭 try hussle to get minimum wage hussle.
Politics › Re: ADC Presidential Ticket: ‘You Did It Like Arsenal’ — Dino Melaye Hails Atiku by slimmax: 5:40pm On May 30
Who be the mod wey craft that poll👆, na wa o
Travel › Re: Nigerian Businessman Sold Everything And Left The Country (Before & After) by slimmax: 11:34am On May 23
The only thing wey change na the brown to white cloth finish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 19th May 2026 by slimmax: 9:29pm On May 19
Finally The League has come back home 🏠. Up Gunners
Family › Re: Husband Locks Wife & Alleged Lover Inside Her Shop After Catching Them Together by slimmax: 9:46pm On May 16
Eriokanmi:
Guys, work on your health. Its very important. If you're in good health, your sex life will be great. Stop drinking and consuming nonsense. If you like, give her 1m usd and build an Estate for her. If you deny her the nature meal, she'll get it elsewhere, no matter how caring and loving you are as husband. All those monies you're showering on her can never quench her sexual desire or urge.

Its like enjoying AC, swimming in a large pool, listening to good music, even flying a private jet yet, you're hungry. Will all these ever quench your hunger? Think about it.
You still de learn, no be the same gender say 💭 better to cry in a lambo. Why she no go marry poor man 👨 from the start
Education › Re: Meet The Nigerian, Muneer Yaqub Who Recently Got His Phd At 27 In America by slimmax: 8:34pm On Apr 27
Heffalump:
One will think that while pursuing formal education, they will consciously choose Iran or Pakistan, even Saudi Arabia while struggling to escape from Northern Nigeria, but America they all hate is the fastest destination to achieve their greatest ambition. Isn't that an irony?
Wanted to post this but you beat me to the punch.
Crime › Re: 24 Hours After, Opay Customer Awodoyin Returns ₦54,000 Of ₦100,000 by slimmax: 8:28am On Apr 18
Wotowotoman:
I no go lie. E happen to me last Xmas. I dey try send money to pay for drinks for joint wey I go. My eye don dirty with enough alcohol. Na so I come transfer the money to one thief and the thief think say na Xmas gift from Father Christmas 😡. Funny enough the bar no even catch say the money no land immediately. Na correct bar for VI.

It was only when I woke up the next day, I look my phone and realized I had sent the money to the wrong person. The hangover quickly comot for my eyes. I rush go bank go report. The bank called me and told me the thief said she knows me and na money wey I dey owe am. I was so angry and wanted to go to police. But the thought of doing police report and going court discouraged me so I fashi and kukuma leave am for the thief angry

But you know what? I went back to the bar and told them. Na so dem check and say na true o, say the money never enter and I then paid them their money. That’s what a honest person does. The manager na one oyibo man. And he come tell me say make I take anything wey I like say he go pay from him pocket grin
You see say people avoid your post, them go say you dull, na thief most of us be for this zone.
To do the right thing na crime
Crime › Re: 24 Hours After, Opay Customer Awodoyin Returns ₦54,000 Of ₦100,000 by slimmax: 8:23am On Apr 18
If man 👨 no gree marry this one now, after this character reveal, them go say men are wicked.
Abeg make we de expose and google people names before we commit to relationship
Romance › Re: Man Cancels Wedding After Fiancée Allegedly Blows ₦23 Million Land Money by slimmax: 5:48pm On Apr 09
A talk am na wig e go end
Crime › Re: Suspected Bandit Arrested While Travelling From Kogi To Join ISWAP by slimmax: 8:58am On Apr 05
dederocs:
Freedom, survival first, in that order...your emotions about people being skewed is not relevant when we talk of freedom, survival.

Men will give it all up for freedom, life without freedom is not living.
Are you aware of a man who pulled a gun on a road safety official, it was on the news 📰.
Politics › Re: Youth Group Condemns Rukuba Killings, Propose Solution To End Insecurity by slimmax: 8:28am On Apr 05
Ogurube:
Who are these ones? Youths in politics my arse! What the hell is the title, Queen Mother of NYIP? They look like opportunistic youths posturing to use this unfortunate terrorism to be used to loot.
Who de approve all this groups sef, youths did not have a consensus to creating this. Abi na the cityboy wing for youth be this
Crime › Re: Suspected Bandit Arrested While Travelling From Kogi To Join ISWAP by slimmax: 8:23am On Apr 05
dederocs:
American founders are serious about sustaining democracy. Everyone keeps everyone in check.
An advocate for the 2nd Amendment, but Nigeria 🇳🇬 is too skewed / messed it will breed more blood shed between communities.
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua In Ukraine With Oleksandr Usyk As Putin Continues To Drop Bombs by slimmax: 8:35pm On Mar 22
Putin, putin putin how many times I call you? Make anything happen to our boy 👦, na the whole of Nigeria go cone fight russia 🇷🇺.
If you like throw bomb like Iran 🇮🇷 de do, we gather de watch you
Foreign Affairs › Re: Military Expert Says Trump Is In A Panic Mode, Iran War Is Not Going As Expected by slimmax: 8:31pm On Mar 22
E go reach eeverybodyjjj
Foreign Affairs › Re: You Sow Nothing But Death, Israeli Woman Confronts National Security Minister by slimmax: 8:14pm On Mar 22
E be like this dem no drag and rape this woman or any of her family on Oct 7.

E go clear for her eye 👁️ soon
Crime › Re: Suspected POS Scammer Arrested In Club While Having Fun With 3 Ladies (Video) by slimmax: 1:37pm On Mar 22
Na 4some him been get for mind now olopka go join am with presido party 🎉 don start for cell na
Politics › Re: US Has MQ-9 Drones Operating In Nigeria Alongside 200 Troops - Reuters by slimmax: 6:15pm On Mar 21
Saw one early morning heading. Was expecting the usual sound 🔉 from passing planes from the Airforce base, but this one was silent and white in colour

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