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Celebrities / Re: Wofai Fada’s In-laws Reject Marriage To Their Son, Release Public Statement (Pic by slimmax: 12:18pm On May 05
baralatie:

Em
You see ehn
No go carry wetin pass you o

Guy forget wetin we never see for this naija
Celebrities / Re: Wofai Fada’s In-laws Reject Marriage To Their Son, Release Public Statement (Pic by slimmax: 12:13pm On May 05
Omo this wofai gather o, if the guy no want her, me I go add am to the ones I get. 38yrs or more she looks good

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Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by slimmax: 1:27pm On May 04
Lol

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Food / Re: Cost Of Healthy Diet In Nigeria Up ₦‎982 In March – NBS by slimmax: 8:25pm On May 03
Why una de lie, make una ask me how much be the food presido eat this evening, then we go compare whether our own balance or e healthy

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Politics / Re: Court Stops Implementation Of New Electricity Tariff by slimmax: 8:20pm On May 03
No be naija we de, dem go still cashout
Travel / Re: U.S F-16 Fighter Jet Crashes Into White Sands National Park, New Mexico (Photos) by slimmax: 8:08pm On May 02
Kingpele:
Wow and we have F7

Na chinco version una get
Food / Re: Hunters Fight Over An Antelope Their Dog Caught (Video) by slimmax: 7:49pm On May 02
Flame333:
After everything the end is 6 ft I'm really ashamed of the African mentality

Point of correction, na 4 feet. Fai(ea)r the north
Politics / Re: HURIWA Apologizes To Asabe Waziri An NNPCL Staff Over Defamatory Statement by slimmax: 1:06pm On Apr 29
First to do no de pain, but
Family / Re: Lady Slams Her Husband After She Paid For Their Food At An Eatery by slimmax: 5:26pm On Apr 27
Na so my neighbours wife de sick bed, she no gree comot money for her satchel bag tied around her waist. Last last the woman die, na as Dem wan wash dead body, attendant call husband to come pack her belonging. Aunty get 500k for satchel bag na so husband begin swear for dead body

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NYSC / Re: I Finally Bought A Motorcycle From My NYSC Savings by slimmax: 10:04am On Apr 27
Treadway:
good job OP.

First of, DO NOT do the bolded! Trust me you need to keep your focus, and I assure you that doing this will be nothing but a distraction and also a drain to your resources. Keep building yourself, women will come later!

I'm encouraged when I see focused people such as yourself. Truly, it is no mean feat to have had the discipline to save the sum esp in these crazy bulaba times. I can totally relate, I served in Jigawa 2010-2011, back when allawee was 9775. In an entire local govt only me and a pal of mine also made the good decision to properly manage our resources, everyone else were buying BlackBerry phones then and sharing pin. We bought guinea fabrics from Kano with all our savings and sold it when we returned home. My friend started a kerosene business with the proceeds of the sale and it really boomed at the time before kerosene went out of style. Like me he also built his house from the business even before he got married. As for the money I made, I kept reinvesting in just about anything that I could easily buy and sell to turn a profit. I didn't get my first job until 2013, after finishing service in June 2021, but by the time I collected my first employment letter I still had over 200k in the bank just from not squandering the meagre money I made during that youth service.

Well done JayDuke

Oga check your dates and make correction
Romance / Re: Viral Bridesmaid Releases Phone Numbers Of Men Trying To Hookup With Her (Video) by slimmax: 8:57pm On Apr 24
You display goods open yakata, na same you de complain say dem they price am . if you no wan sell pack am put for store

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Romance / Re: Viral Bridesmaid Releases Phone Numbers Of Men Trying To Hookup With Her (Video) by slimmax: 8:50pm On Apr 24
Namaster:
Some men are so Hot they become STUPID.

This girl is NOT fine or beautiful. She has a HORSEY face that's buried under SEVERAL layers of makeup.

Plus, that bra is doing the work of a PILLAR. Pushing up and holding aloft things that are more humble.than a poor man looking to borrow money.

Remove the bra and those breasts would be rolling on the floor like someone sharing a testimony at a Chosen crusade.

Men need to respect themselves MORE. You don't give attention or validation to a random woman. Especially if she looks like THAT.

Bro take am easy

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Education / Re: Bride Storms School In Wedding Gown To Write Her Final Exam by slimmax: 9:52pm On Apr 23
She go still collect
Foreign Affairs / Re: Poland "Ready" To Host NATO Nuclear Weapons, President Andrzej Duda Says by slimmax: 8:47pm On Apr 22
HeatSeeker:
This one just dey find trouble undecided

Make e ask Ukraine how far.

You know the difference between Nato member and ally(non Nato) . Russia touch poland , NATO's last born, I wan see something

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Family / Re: There Is No Need For DNA Test, There Is Love In My Family - Woman Says (Video) by slimmax: 12:01pm On Apr 20
The reason we reproduce is to send our genetics into the future, women are killing generational lines. You go think say you family tree get root, but women don cut all the branches.
Imagine say lion (mufasa) dey expect pikin (cub) na cheetah dem carry give am say 💭 na simba be dat.
Crime / Re: 81-Year-Old Ohio Man Shoots Uber Driver Over Scam Allegations (Video) by slimmax: 6:35pm On Apr 18
Before I opened this page , said to myself it is a black driver and viola there you have it

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli War Cabinet: No Going Back On Attack On Iran In Clear & Decisive Manner by slimmax: 10:45pm On Apr 16
If Israel 🇮🇱 attacks there will be downing of 2 f-35, but a port , nuclear sites and industrial sites will be Kaboomed which will lead to a massive protest in Iran 🇮🇷

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Food / Re: Is This The Most Underrated Grain In Nigeria? See Pic by slimmax: 8:26pm On Apr 16
That year wey we take am do pudding with milk, feel good like say 💭 na oats we de take
Islam for Muslims / Re: Saudi Arabia Declares Wednesday Eid-el-fitr, Says Fasting Continues by slimmax: 6:21pm On Apr 08
The people wey get religion don talk. I rest my case. Na him one busybody minister rush go declare dorime.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores A Hat-Trick, 2 Free Kicks & 2 Assists In Al Nassr Win by slimmax: 9:43am On Apr 03
Moskido:


Not a baller again..just a scorer 😁
I de folo the match na goals I just de see
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores A Hat-Trick, 2 Free Kicks & 2 Assists In Al Nassr Win by slimmax: 8:41am On Apr 03
Correct baller

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Politics / Re: 'Why Nigeria’s Oil Belongs To The North' - Dr. Usman Bugaje by slimmax: 7:34pm On Apr 02
You say wetin? Aboki you better face your desert 🏜️ an camel son before niger delta knack una 2-1
Food / Re: 'How Tomato Paste Importers Are Killing Nigerians' - Erisco Foods (2015) by slimmax: 6:52pm On Mar 28
I no de use the product, so person no fit say 💭 sugar no sweet make them Locke am up. In a sane clime na room for improvement but here critiques na death sentence
Politics / Re: Kuriga School Children, Who Were Kidnapped By Bandits, Have Been Released by slimmax: 8:12am On Mar 24
Gonin gora own fa? This looks , smells fishy

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Buried Him Before He Died, Late Singer’s Mother Alleges by slimmax: 8:04am On Mar 24
Wetin be dis again, her mouth de smell from here

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghanistan: Deadly Suicide Bomb At Bank In Kandahar(photos) by slimmax: 6:31pm On Mar 21
EyeCumInPiece:
Religion of piss peace. grin

Was waiting for this
Phones / Re: Which Network Is Currently Working For You? by slimmax: 4:45pm On Mar 16
9mobile dey represent
Sports / Re: Arsenal Through To Quarterfinals Of UEFA Champions League by slimmax: 5:49am On Mar 13
Coyg

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Sends Ship To Build Temporary Seaport In Gaza(photos) by slimmax: 10:41am On Mar 10
FiftyFifty:
Palestine must be free, from the river to the sea.
River wey dem wan block now, rest joor

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Sports / Re: How Much Anthony Joshua And Francis Ngannou Made From The Fight Last Night by slimmax: 12:18pm On Mar 09
Oh boy 👦, knock me out for 20mill dollars.
If uppercut no do I fit set face make you followup with a hook

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Romance / Re: 24yr Old Virgin Reveals Why She Keeps Turning Down Suitors by slimmax: 6:32pm On Mar 08
Na so one of my guy invest now all the investments na another man 👨 dey chop the profit
Romance / Re: 24yr Old Virgin Reveals Why She Keeps Turning Down Suitors by slimmax: 6:31pm On Mar 08
Na this yeye gal, no be only shop and tuition fee, na to fence her village remain na all because of kpekus

Na to knack both sisters na, wetin the boyfriend of the sister go come do when I don open shop for her?

Go send you go school then dey shop dey knack, sorry watch ⌚️ my investment

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