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Education › Re: Bride Storms School In Wedding Gown To Write Her Final Exam by slimmax: 9:52pm On Apr 23, 2024
She go still collect
Foreign Affairs › Re: Poland "Ready" To Host NATO Nuclear Weapons, President Andrzej Duda Says by slimmax: 8:47pm On Apr 22, 2024
HeatSeeker:
This one just dey find trouble undecided

Make e ask Ukraine how far.
You know the difference between Nato member and ally(non Nato) . Russia touch poland , NATO's last born, I wan see something
Family › Re: There Is No Need For DNA Test, There Is Love In My Family - Woman Says (Video) by slimmax: 12:01pm On Apr 20, 2024
The reason we reproduce is to send our genetics into the future, women are killing generational lines. You go think say you family tree get root, but women don cut all the branches.
Imagine say lion (mufasa) dey expect pikin (cub) na cheetah dem carry give am say 💭 na simba be dat.
Crime › Re: 81-Year-Old Ohio Man Shoots Uber Driver Over Scam Allegations (Video) by slimmax: 6:35pm On Apr 18, 2024
Before I opened this page , said to myself it is a black driver and viola there you have it
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli War Cabinet: No Going Back On Attack On Iran In Clear & Decisive Manner by slimmax: 10:45pm On Apr 16, 2024
If Israel 🇮🇱 attacks there will be downing of 2 f-35, but a port , nuclear sites and industrial sites will be Kaboomed which will lead to a massive protest in Iran 🇮🇷
Food › Re: Is This The Most Underrated Grain In Nigeria? See Pic by slimmax: 8:26pm On Apr 16, 2024
That year wey we take am do pudding with milk, feel good like say 💭 na oats we de take
Islam › Re: Saudi Arabia Declares Wednesday Eid-el-fitr, Says Fasting Continues by slimmax: 6:21pm On Apr 08, 2024
The people wey get religion don talk. I rest my case. Na him one busybody minister rush go declare dorime.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores A Hat-Trick, 2 Free Kicks & 2 Assists In Al Nassr Win by slimmax: 9:43am On Apr 03, 2024
Moskido:
Not a baller again..just a scorer 😁
I de folo the match na goals I just de see
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores A Hat-Trick, 2 Free Kicks & 2 Assists In Al Nassr Win by slimmax: 8:41am On Apr 03, 2024
Correct baller
Politics › Re: 'Why Nigeria’s Oil Belongs To The North' - Dr. Usman Bugaje by slimmax: 7:34pm On Apr 02, 2024
You say wetin? Aboki you better face your desert 🏜️ an camel son before niger delta knack una 2-1
Food › Re: 'How Tomato Paste Importers Are Killing Nigerians' - Erisco Foods (2015) by slimmax: 6:52pm On Mar 28, 2024
I no de use the product, so person no fit say 💭 sugar no sweet make them Locke am up. In a sane clime na room for improvement but here critiques na death sentence
Politics › Re: Kuriga School Children, Who Were Kidnapped By Bandits, Have Been Released by slimmax: 8:12am On Mar 24, 2024
Gonin gora own fa? This looks , smells fishy
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad’s Father Buried Him Before He Died, Late Singer’s Mother Alleges by slimmax: 8:04am On Mar 24, 2024
Wetin be dis again, her mouth de smell from here
Foreign Affairs › Re: Afghanistan: Deadly Suicide Bomb At Bank In Kandahar(photos) by slimmax: 6:31pm On Mar 21, 2024
EyeCumInPiece:
Religion of piss peace. grin
Was waiting for this
Phones › Re: Which Network Is Currently Working For You? by slimmax: 4:45pm On Mar 16, 2024
9mobile dey represent
Sports › Re: Arsenal Through To Quarterfinals Of UEFA Champions League by slimmax: 5:49am On Mar 13, 2024
Coyg
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Sends Ship To Build Temporary Seaport In Gaza(photos) by slimmax: 10:41am On Mar 10, 2024
FiftyFifty:
Palestine must be free, from the river to the sea.
River wey dem wan block now, rest joor
Sports › Re: How Much Anthony Joshua And Francis Ngannou Made From The Fight Last Night by slimmax: 12:18pm On Mar 09, 2024
Oh boy 👦, knock me out for 20mill dollars.
If uppercut no do I fit set face make you followup with a hook
Romance › Re: 24yr Old Virgin Reveals Why She Keeps Turning Down Suitors by slimmax: 6:32pm On Mar 08, 2024
Na so one of my guy invest now all the investments na another man 👨 dey chop the profit
Romance › Re: 24yr Old Virgin Reveals Why She Keeps Turning Down Suitors by slimmax: 6:31pm On Mar 08, 2024
Na this yeye gal, no be only shop and tuition fee, na to fence her village remain na all because of kpekus

Na to knack both sisters na, wetin the boyfriend of the sister go come do when I don open shop for her?

Go send you go school then dey shop dey knack, sorry watch ⌚️ my investment
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Chinese Women Embrace 'singleism' amid Economic Downturn by slimmax: 6:28pm On Mar 08, 2024
DrFunmisticGlow:
funny enough their culture is not promiscuous.
Doubt that, are you aware that they have a market for meeting single men in China? watched the video once and was shocked, they even like africans
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Chinese Women Embrace 'singleism' amid Economic Downturn by slimmax: 8:40pm On Mar 07, 2024
Singleism abi freedom to knack anyhow
Foreign Affairs › Re: World's Billionaires Are Building Bunkers And Assembling Fortresses by slimmax: 8:00pm On Mar 06, 2024
InvertedHammer:
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$500k for basic bunker? Crazy! I guess that's American price. When e reach our turn, patapata aboki
go collect N200k to dig where we go run enter when kasala burst.

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Na to do contribution make we all gather for the same hole -face me I face you
Foreign Affairs › Re: World's Billionaires Are Building Bunkers And Assembling Fortresses by slimmax: 7:58pm On Mar 06, 2024
Den know something wey We no know. When I say we, na me and you wey de hussle for garri be the We
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana's Finance Ministry Urges President Not To Sign Anti-LGBTQ+ Bill by slimmax: 7:20pm On Mar 04, 2024
See as Africans de sell their brains for soup
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel To Establish Over 3,300 Settlement Units In Occupied West Bank by slimmax: 6:27pm On Feb 23, 2024
Procashtips:
We knew this was the plan all along, pay some Hamas members to bring in some known Hamas faces into the Oct 7 revenge attack.

Pretend not to know about the plan, then let it happen.

Blow up the figures of those dear and even kill some yourself (Verified evidence proved that the IDF shot and killed people within that attack location that very day).

Then use the media (CNN, BBC, FOX and their puppet media houses around the world like Channels TV, AIT and other slave stations).

Afterwards, use the opportunity to kill as many Palestinians as possible with the help of the US

Drive as many away from the remaining lands.

Then expand further to steal the rest of the Palestinian lands.

This has always been their plan.

Once you're against the plans, they tag you terrorists, antisemitic and other cancel culture word available.

The Zionists are one of the biggest demons out there.

If Oct 7 is the only knowledge you have of the conflicts, do not quote me because you are too ignorant and not qualified to have a say here.
And the efulefus fell for the cheap trick
Politics › Re: NTA Cuts LIVE Program As Yakubu Gowon Refuses To Speak In Hausa (video) by slimmax: 7:47pm On Feb 22, 2024
Julibet:
People still watch NTA?
Family › Re: Judge Finds Out His Children Aren't His After 51 Years Of Marriage (video) by slimmax: 6:20pm On Feb 19, 2024
Winterhaven:
Men love cheating on their wives, but they go crazy when their wives cheat on them. They don't know karma is a bitch
If you are a guy, you are a disgrace to dickhood. Wait until e happen to you then you go know the meaning of S.H.O.C.K
Career › Re: Nigerian Lady Fired From New Job In Canada For Saying Sorry Too Much by slimmax: 1:59pm On Feb 06, 2024
superCleanworks:
Many Nigerians are used to saying SORRY instead of EXCUSE ME and that can lead to a whole lot of unwarranted "SORRY" especially in an office with high verbal communication rate.

SORRY, where is the door
EXCUSE ME where is the door.
When you use this "EXCUSE ME where is the door 🚪" in nigeria , they will say you are arrogant
Crime › Re: Christian Man In Mangu Killed By Fulani Islamists by slimmax: 10:17pm On Jan 24, 2024
Hmmm, time de cone
Politics › Re: Police Speak On Abuja Explosion by slimmax: 9:05pm On Jan 24, 2024
Hear explanation, na who no go school dem go wine
Sports › Re: Victor Bekewei Is The Nigerian Spiderman! (Stunt Videos) by slimmax: 9:35pm On Jan 19, 2024
Until him break something , Uni no go warn this boy say 💭 this kind madness na white man own, just leave am for them.

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