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Yep yep

sandraanakebe:
Did you also do 20k package on the 8th?

GSD but not a full breed

BoleAndFish:
What breed is it?

I swear it does, reason why am thinking of getting another one

Airoflaw:
DAT one needs prayer and fasting.lol...

Lmaooooo

I did that to my dog till it bcame older....but whenever a stranger approaches its cage...it doesnt bark or do ish

Airoflaw:
keep it chain always and keep it away from people..

Same here

sandraanakebe:
I did 20k package on the 8th and still waiting to be paid.....

Come be my baby moms den

ElizaVeta:
Exactly.

Marriage is overrated...come b my baby mama

Marisol911:
I need a man that will wife me, take care of me, give me his name and share his eternity with me.. All these small boys just wont do!
All theyre best known for is dodging responsibilities, asking for sex and smoking.. Its so frustrating. Dating is so overrated! I just want to get married jare.

awon oloshi, dem dey find anoda sudan

so ur single then!!

ElizaVeta:
Whah dah fvck!!!

start afresh and read the thread.
i was giving a gurl advice and never mentioned 'bout a guy giving ME Hbp.

10 to 15 times

with the smallest booby on NL

my prayer everytime am bout to smash it

Mzbooty:

ok lemme start my practice

Your missing out....U need to jump on it

LAFO:
To know I have breaking bad and i've not seen the movie is surprising to me.


Oya where is my hard drive?

Naaaaaaa, Breaking Bad to me is

kapalengosha2:
l want to ask question my fellow member in nairaland forum between these three show from fox which is greatest show ever between prison break /breaking bad/24 hours or 24 legacy but between for me prison is best show ever from fox followed by 24 hrs and last nikita

lmaoooo u sound hurt my g boi go face d wall

dee02:
MMM victim!

ok mr know it all

dee02:
Dumb Nigerians still thinking ponzi schemes are sustainable or will last.... LOL

InsanePsycho:
Op, calm down

Jesus never existed

The story of Jesus was made up like the story of Spiderman

ok this is very enlightening, carry on guys, no need of insults

SNITCH

Abbbeyyy:
When men meet ladies, the basic thing most of them want to do is to get down with them. Depending on the outcome of events, some men may decide to go into a long term relationship with them or opt in for the fling option.

Without wasting much time, there are certain pointers women should watch out for when they meet new guys as this would help them discover what the men could be up to.
The following signs would help ladies know whether a man would act like a gentle man or make attempt to sleep with them as soon as they visit them:

1. When he seems extra nice and smooth. Ladies, when you visit a man in his house for the first time and he is super nice, you should start to be on your guards. He is probably doing this so he does not get you pissed or offended in any way before he makes his move.

2. When the room is squeaky clean

Most men are used to scattering their rooms and apartments. When you see that a man has arranged everywhere and the bed is well made, then you should watch out. If it were to be a guy visiting him, chances are he would not do a single thing in that room. He wants you to be impressed so you would not use his room as an excuse when he hits on you.

3. When his friends leave you two alone

When you visit a man and his friends start to leave the room one by one, then he is up to something. This would make the sexual tension in the room to heighten. The friends might have been let in on the plan about him trying his luck the first day.

4. When he offers you alcohol, Alcohol is a form of aphrodisiac and it makes most ladies feel light headed. When a man offers you alcohol in his house when you are visiting for the first time, he probably wants to help you ‘feel free’.
Drinking alcohol would in no time reduce your tension and load you with bouts of dutch courage. When he finally makes his advances, your self-defense would have been too low to put up a fight.

.5. When he has his hands in his pocket the most time Men do this all the time when they have a bulging erection. Please do not mistake this for them being gentlemanly. Men try hiding the fact that they are aroused by dipping their hands into their pockets so you do not notice the erection.

.6. When he has loud music played Men do this so people would not hear what is happening in the room. If his house is a self-contain, then you can be sure that he wants it badly. Men feel ladies would be more comfortable if their moans were suppressed by the noise coming from a sound system.

.7. When you are asked not to visit with your friend A man knows that a lady visiting him for the first time would be edgy and may want to have someone with her. If they have a very cordial relationship, he might tease her about that.Some daring guys would make provision for such occasions and would make a friend keep the company of whoever the lady takes along.

.8. When he disappears for a couple of minutes Dear ladies, do not think he wants you to get settled well in the house. He probably got turned on by your appearance he had to take a walk. You can be sure he would have a condom with him by the time he returns.

9. When you talked dirty the night before

It would be sheer coyness by acting as if you did not know he would make a move on you when you talked dirty the night before. He would definitely want to experiment and sleep with you when you visit.

10. When he gets touchy

When a lady visits a man for the first time and he becomes touchy, he is doing this to read your body language. Ladies are easily moved by touching; if a lady shows no objection to his advances, it may be a green light for him to touch other places. He may just get lucky and touch a soft spot on your body.

LMAOOOO, u really sound like ur hurting seing Osinbanjo running things, its quite sad but hey what do i know

APCHaram:
Why will I want to poison you when I can get all the satisfaction seeing you guys cry when Osunbade is booted out?

Cream and sugar? Or just plain tea?

Lol...yes please as long your not trying to poison me

APCHaram:
Frienchoice
alezzy13
slimmdree
orisa37
darknetcom
Earth2Metahuman
Olabestonic001
Goke7
Eledan
Omoluabi16

Would any of you gentlemen care for some tea?

Its obvious dat deliverance cant work for u, abeg go carry olosho...u need am

APCHaram:
This is a good afonja.

He is gbaduraring as a good coward afonja Frienchoice come see your fellow yellow-back afonja praying for Osunbade
Cc:
alezzy13
slimmdree
orisa37
darknetcom Go carry koran begin pray
Earth2Metahuman Stop yawning and start praying
Olabestonic001
Goke7
Eledan
Omoluabi16

alcohol and sex-another way to cure depression

its like alot of people are smoking too much now adayz....to the extent they cant think straight any longer...very very sad

for you why not....u need deliverance

APCHaram:
Gbadura!

chaiii.......some people are really smoking too much nowadayz...very very sad #stopwiththeweed

Ode ni OP yi shaaaa......

Brodaly ur not getting it, no one says PMB doesnt have hes fault, but what the guy is saying is if GEJ had done the needful then, we wont be in this situation right now.

cooljude:
Yes the past government was wasteful and that was why they lost the election. You made promises of changing things and making them better, well let's leave that for Nigerians to decide.
This government has spent close to two years in office and they've not delivered on their promises or agenda in short they are making things worse with unnecessary policies causing uncertainty and panic in the system. I don't care about political parties, all Nigerians want are basic amenities and things that would make our life improved.
I know that you are writing to defend your paycheck and stomach but you and others like you are the biggest problem, supporting very useless governments and policies even though you could see the negative effect of such policies around you.
Why would a president wait till 6 months to choose his cabinet, worse still this is one of the most inexperienced, unqualified, and outrageous cabinet ever, If you want to copy China policy of Mao's time, you should also provide the zeal to educate the masses and actually invest on internal industrialisation, if you are controlling FOREX and the use of foreign products, why not be a beacon and rather improve our health sector so that he wouldn't have to travel for medical tourism thereby saving our foreign exchange and boosting the confidence of our local health sector.
As I said earlier, I don't care about any party but it pains me when people like you would call *A* *H*.

mayb am a pervert or a stalker...who knows, lemme see yours #JAMBQUESTION

rosalieene:
why would you be asking for her picture