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Pls, throw me the mic:

Who the f*ck is Seun, he just said Computer Village Is Closed Down Over Tax
F*ck Mr. Fashola too: The Messiah Of Lagos State? why Copy David Marx
When I clutch This Trigger , the Shells Get pasted on You Like Tattoos
Shaz's a fool, beggin' for Brid's d*ck like She Never saw New White Applez

Drops mic . (Exeunt)

Pass me da' mic, le'mme start ma' job of writing history
i need some bitch please, like xzibit, listen, don't diss me
thrustin' ma fo' fo' (.44) at fakerz who wanna put me under
f*ck that nigga, coz' i bet he just made a blunder
my childhood days, i reminisce of killin n' drinkin liqour
me so bad, ain't scared cops, i killed CRUDE ma' fuckin' mentor
these niggaz keep tellin' me, aint you scared of nemesis ~ child
i kill with faith that moves mountains than psychokinesis

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@smoooth criminal
No wonder she never sent a dime! so u've been patronizing her a'ight! We've got E.O.Ps here! for real!

@Don_Ese125
Look at this stupid poster coming here to talk nonsense. Get the facts right! I asked her for 100 # card and she didn't send it. She didn't even call or text me or flash me. I started thinking maybe she has "absconded", LOL because i asked her of a recharge card. huh? Take a look at the pic, i am holding a Nokia 3220. If i could afford it, why can't i afford cards, but i just wanted to test her, and she failed, damn! she failed! If i cannot trust her to do little' things, why trust her at all? What demeaning in asking of recharge cards, after all, your sister does it alot? eh? Don't post without reading and getting the point, idiot!

A chain reaction is the twin sister of an exothermic reaction, LOL
prolly an endothermic mixture, it causes distraction is my f*ckin' brain.

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha, evil laugh! am so wack!

@plappville

Good talk! Anyway, it's past now! We continue growing!

@poster

Foolish topic!

lauradovey:
You no get shame !, N100, Kudos to the girl jare, because if its me, I will delete your numba on my phone,

if i had asked for 5,000, peeps here would say: DAMN! HE'S A GREEDY FELLA. Now it's 100, peeps keep saying: AIN"T I ASHAMED. The only thang i could be ashamed of is moving you stupid bitches outta here like telekinesis!

SeXYhOTmOM:
@jenny

how u take dey gett all this people pics sef
LMAO

WHO TEACH that PICKIN HOW TO BROWSE SEF
LOL

I no blame you now. If no be that "aje pako" school wey you go wey dem no teach una computer studies, hmmn! Today u're a spot, tomorrow, you's claiming stripe. Bleep u!

@ikamefa
only amoebas like u got deformed shape etc 6 fingerz

You don't exist in ma' world of trying to make me'self clear

@sauron
i see why you left the rap scene coz' only fools don't know how to arrange rap linez, c'mmon, u grown up, u've got a brain, why u'z actin "kiddo"?
jesus said, he who's faithful in what is least, is faithful in wat is much. even if i asked her to send me 1000 recharge card, what's d proof that she will send it? when she cannot readily send a 100 card. you get me point?

@whateva90
i do believe you's got ma' pix on your PC! Bad idea, by pastin it, u're only making me popular on NL. Believe me, am a celebrity in - the - making, and u'll recognize me at once when you see me on ur TV that shows only black & white. Grow up mayne, i ain't 18 for all i care, am past 18, and i don't use Gillette Blue II. So callin' me a kid won't get me vexed up in the least. I'd rather let u keep pastin my pix, n' keep making a big time fool outta yourself. By the way, the pics is dated 26 July 2007. It ain't recent, idiot! Get off my back, Satan. This guy whom u're calling a kid is a COMPUTER PROGRAMMER, WEBSITE DESIGNER, DATABASE MANAGER, N' A RAPPER. Check makavele's profile's @ https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-158682.0.html

@j-girl
Yeah, i respect her alot. More than you can imagine but it breaks my heart to know why she hasnt even called till now, I called her yesterday and she was like.": BEEN BUSY WITH MA' STUDIES" Damn! cant she send a text message, at least letting me know she's in a good state of health. I cant keep doing the callin, coz a RELATIONSHIP is a 2-way thing. God knows am doing my part, can't she do her part?

@shegirl71
How are u doing, neva mind my post! So how do you top ur balance if u ain't using recharge cards, LOL?

@Infoseye
I feel u bro! Besides, mayne, can you please send me a guide on how to hack my PSP. Got ver 4.05 & an 8gb memory pro duo stick. xpcute1221 at yahoo dot com'

By the way, SL$$K got banned for posting a Humorous Bulletin