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Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 10:28pm On May 27, 2015
jeffmyson:


At this time nobody is sure of anything again! By close of business tomorrow if we are not paid I will just forget about this Youwin and focus on something else. This drama is already unbearable. Why pay some people and leave out others even when they have all being processed the same time. Something is not right!
Story, i die say u forget Youwin and focus on anything, you need this money pass lol
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 3:06am On May 23, 2015
Opiosko:
Ask for the screen grab of the alert, their acct no and how much... Mitcheew!
Lol, bamistol be asking questions like.
People don they get alert, God don win bro, no be till person for this group receive before we go accept say na on Monday my own they enter.
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 8:20pm On May 22, 2015
Denn:
Someone on Facebook said he has gotten alert....Stanbic katsina....Can anyone confirm? Or the person is just hallucinating?
My friend, a fellow awardee in Jigawa just called me that he has just received his own 2nd tranche alert by 7pm this evening, Stanbic ibtc. Chai
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 10:25pm On May 05, 2015
xdream:


08026422698. Lets chat on whatsapp. I got some good news to share.
so na bad news we they share here and good news for whatsapp. Funny dude lol.. All I know is that no mata the news we hear, when the money they come na when the money they come, nothing can change it, past suspense has built many of us, we no they fear anything again as far as we have done our part. Blessssss

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Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 10:07pm On Apr 12, 2015
40dogzz:
U ar a real dum fool, do u think i beg people 4 anything? u ar calling me a scamer, am not ur level coz u don't style. Have i ever dup u? where did i go wrong? saying youwin will countine.
Keep barking bro, we got your chain coming.

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Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 9:58pm On Apr 10, 2015
40dogzz:
Sorry, sir am so afraid, see ignorant akpako like u, if u like go & report me to FBI.
How are we even sure you are part of us, with your scammimg history everybody has lost trust in your comments, you even sounded like a tout "ignorant akpako" what's that? Lmao
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 5:16pm On Apr 09, 2015
Just got this mail from Youwin some minutes back, God is on our side, so let's be hopeful. So its up to us now, those awardees that will be selected randomly for visit by the secretariat staffs themselves, should put all things in place because the outcome of there visit might be a big determinant towards the extention of the program, all the best guys.

Dear ......
M&E ID ....

This is to inform you that staff of the YouWiN! Secretariat will be conducting spot checks (visits) to a random selection of awardees over the next 2 weeks. During these visits, they will validate the status of your business including the number of jobs recently reported by you.

Please note that monitoring visits by SMEDAN and Independent Monitors for the validation of tranche 2 milestones (to those who have triggered) will also commence within the next two weeks.

Ensure that you make yourself available if you are contacted for these visits and be cordial.

N.B: Please note that this email is sent without prejudice to the prerogative of the Federal Government of Nigeria to withdraw, terminate or modify the YouWiN! Programme at any time without notice to you.

Thank you.

YouWiN! Secretariat

Note:
Participation in YouWiN! is FREE for all components of the program, and has not authorized any individual or organization to collect payments for participation. Candidates and awardees are advised to make no payments to anybody on account of YouWiN! participation and are required to immediately contact the secretariat should anyone request payment

Yours,

YouWiN Programme.
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 10:37pm On Mar 31, 2015
Denn:
NOW THAT GMB IS IN POWER....

Possible Scenarios. .

1. GEJ instructs secretariat to pay all outstanding tranches irrespective of milestone.

2. Tranche 2 milestone goes on as planned with payments happening before may 29th. Third tranche not coming in.

3. GEJ dumps all interest in pet projects and focuses on leaving aso rock.


Scenario 2 is more likely in my own opinion.

Scenario 1 is my wish but seems not feasible as the government currently has overspent during elections and meeting recurrent expenses for the next 60 days would be of greater priority.

With scenario 3, the fate of the programme lies in the benevolence of GMB. He is not expected to continue with the scheme because:
- it is a pet project of the incumbent. Most of the opposition were never a beneficiary and would want it scrapped.
- GMB is expected to have his own pet projects which would be similar and even at competition with youwin.
-GMB has made so much promises that recurrent and capital expenses are expected to double in the next few months. So many cost cutting measures are expected.

Sorry guys, first tranche was it.
Nah bro, it doesn't stop here with the first tranch, let's be hopeful, GEJ and Ngozi cant bring us this far to leave us in the middle of the sea, I strongly believe the secretariat has a fall back plan if this situation happened, which has...... Now its time for us to come together as one body and let them know we have started something and will make sure it continues even after GEJ leaves office, afterall if our businesses stand we will be evidences of what his government did, please lets ensure that any of us communicating to the secretariate about this issue should do it in a very polite manner. Scenerio 1 and 2 will do. God is on our side. Thanks
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 7:58pm On Jan 17, 2015
Purity1st:
Pls y is d house so scilent what is happening to de payment of the 1tranche 4 dose wu has nt goten expecialy dose in north west
I am sure this is your first time of commenting on this thread, Where were u hiding before? Lol first tranch payment has made some looku looku nairalanders to turn up by force. grin
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 11:49am On Jan 09, 2015
Oluwa oooooooo!!!
I just received my first tranch alert now.......
grin grin grin grin grin
Thank you Youwin, FG and most especially you guys.
#TeamStanbicIBTC #Northwest

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Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 10:59am On Jan 09, 2015
Dear .........
M&E ID .......

As we begin a new year, the Secretariat would like to set some ground rules concerning the use of your YouWiN! Grant.

Firstly, as we commence disbursement of Tranche 1 funds to the first batch of 865 awardees’ over the next few days, you are advised to use these funds judiciously and to show expenditure responsibility by using the funds to set up activities for your business such as rent office space, initial equipment purchase, purchase of stock/raw materials, NAFDAC registration process as applies to your business.

Monitors will be assigned to each of you over the next coming weeks and will discuss specific milestones for your business. Please note that Tranche 2 funds should be used to make your business operational and to start trading.

Secondly, those who are yet to open their Corporate YouWiN! Accounts with the designated banks have until January 21, 2015 to do so. Failure to meet this deadline will result in the immediate disqualification of that awardee.

Lastly, if you have any challenges regarding the best way to structure your business and/or experiencing any difficulties with your designated bank such as per opening a YouWiN! Corporate Account , kindly send an email to youwin_three@youwin.org.ng .

Thank you

Just got this mail some minutes back, anybody got it too? I pray I am among the first batch though..#TeamStanbicIBTC
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 9:39pm On Jan 08, 2015
strigger:

Brother we dont bite the hand that feeds us except u are an agent of distabilisation which i believe u are not.
I have seen your comments before but cant remember any to be abusive. Please dont let anger to lead you to do wrong. You are not alone in this; we are 1500 in number.
Noted bro, Apologies to the house for wrong use of word as a result of the undue delay. Cc @bedee @jvics
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 9:50am On Jan 08, 2015
sunylee1:


CORRECTION: Below are the correct numbers of YouWin Secretariat:

In case you also want to call YouWin, here are their numbers: 0809-594-1711, 0909-403-9795. (08095941711, 09094039795). If u want them to pick your call. You will call them during working hours. i.e Mon - Fri between 8am and 4pm

The best thing is for us to start calling those punks at the Secretariat again to know which other story or excuse they have this time around. SMH
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 1:20pm On Dec 24, 2014
Chokomate:
My people oooo, but on a serious note though, my post regarding the postponement of our first tranch until after festivity has nothing attached to it o, I just posted what I felt those Youwin guys must have probably had in mind too, even most of us here if we will say the truth, we self at a point don comot mind say the first tranch fit enter this year again until January.... As for me I don't believe its what I said or what anybody says here that will affect our Youwin funds, Youwin Secretariat is an organisation filled with intellectuals and organised people that carry out there activities professionally. We all know all agencies and parastatals are on the verge of balancing there accounts for the year and core activities will begin again next year. But on the contrary if una feel say na me they talk wetin Youwin they hear now esp @bamistol my brother, then make una no vex abeg, but I also wan let una know too say if na me they talk wetin them they hear then una no go see any money for una account, because as a 9ja guy I go tell them make them push every come my account grin
With the spirit and love that comes along with this great season, I wish every nook and cranny a merry Christmas celebration. A big shout out to my oga @bamistol
Correct guy, you will be a good business man, your spirit of dialogue is cool and your tricky way of talking will help you in real life, merry Xmas to you too and all Youwin 3 awardee family.
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 10:30pm On Dec 23, 2014
Chokomate:

I guess you should have seen the latest mail from Youwin by now? Lol, so I think its you that needs to apologise to me now. No money for you until after the festivity, so I am waiting for your apology... grin
Hahahahaha grin baddoo
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 9:00pm On Dec 19, 2014
eliok:
thanks fior the youwin information. u may check out www.howtogetyouwin.com
Lol, Nigerians!!!
Business / Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by Slowchuks(m): 12:06pm On Dec 19, 2014
bamistol:


I do NOT believe this BAD news!
Am sure this YouWin 3 awardees are NOT that stupid that they will waste YouWin grant on festivity.
January is worse month to start business and February is the worst because of election. The earlier the money come the better.
Talking of holiday is YouWin a nursery, primary or secondary school that they will start their holiday Friday 19th December as other schools are going on vacation? Despite the unfavorable delay if the 1st tranche still come this week it will still help us to rescue part of the negative situation.
Even those in school business need the money badly this December
Just imagine those into school: having missed the opportunity to start full preparation in August against September 1st term, will they now miss the 2nd chance to start preparation in December against January resumption
Is it possible to jump into starting school in January and expect good result? That means no prior preparation... "He that fails to prepare, prepares to fail"
I am expecting the 1st tranche this December.

Your comment on some people that you accused of waiting for YouWin grant to buy "white goat" or "ankara" is an insult on the persons and integrity of YouWin 3 awardee. I repeat, "We are NOT stupid to waste YouWin grant on festivity. We deserve immediate apology from you...

@Chokomate, pls dont provoke some of us to download words that are rumbling inside of us. The situation is already tensed. everything is already abnormal, let us just allow the sleeping dog to lie.
Calm down my broda, nobody is here to reign insults on anyone, we are all matured here and everybody is free to air his or her view, please just leave chokomate alone, we all know he was just trying to be funny and at the same time prove his funny but real point. I apologise on his behalf too if you feel his comment is so terrible.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by Slowchuks(m): 2:24pm On Jul 10, 2014
what kind of.question are u askin like this, i tink u need to go back to primary school, how can you apply for a graduate job oppening without ur NYSC discharge certificate. why didn't u ask the person u gave ur application too after u hav submitted u are now asking us. Ok if we tell you YES' will u go back and tell d man to giv u ur envelope so that u will include ur dischage? commons let's stop asking unnecessary questions and get straight to the point that will be usefull for everibody
[quote author=Dovy][/quote] wink wink

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army DSSC and SSC 2014 Aspirants by Slowchuks(m): 2:10pm On Jul 10, 2014
beta koboko sef bros, this type no they market.
wink
poseidonn: hahaha! Abeg na koboko they dat man hand? grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army DSSC and SSC 2014 Aspirants by Slowchuks(m): 12:02am On Jul 10, 2014
I suggest you all start preparing for punisments like this to ginger ur moral, i guess is one guy that bleeped up but all man they bear the purnishment. Me self don begin dive inside mud, so that I go they learn the package wella bfor time. grin grin No be here oooo, na that time u go knw fish dey swin inside muid wen 5jump enter ya mouth.

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