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Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Reacts To Fayose's Photo On Okada by slowice(m): 7:51pm
If he wanted the traffic cleared for only his vehicle, he would do that in minutes..

If he wanted a chopper to pick him up at his hotel and straight to the Airport, he would do that with a snap..

We should be grateful to have leaders with humility despite powers, because with power and money, you would see poverty is just keeping many humble.

With his legitimate earnings abi stolen money.... Audacious nonsense
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Tolani Baj Celebrates Her 29th Birthday (Photos) by slowice(m): 7:47pm
Make up should be banned in Nigeria... I know tolani and this isn't her real face grin
Politics / Re: Endsars Hoodlums, Protest In Their Cars And Use Clean Nigerian Flags by slowice(m): 9:33am
They want to celebrate one year of burning Lagos Assets, looting SMEs in Lagos and Keeling of Security agents.

Ofo l'omi efo se! angry angry

You sef should be keeled for supporting nonsense grin


Celebrities / Re: I Shouldn't Have Watched Your Sex Tape - Tiwa Savage's Fan Cries & Apologizes by slowice(m): 9:31am
Skirt people sef.... Their drama is like z world.......and thats another skirt people inspired channel, I see

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Politics / Re: Mile-2 Clash: LASG Threatens To Suspend NURTW, RTEAN From Oshodi-Apapa Express by slowice(m): 9:24am
Na Lagos apc boy matter so no shakes.... Lagos version of bandits in the North. Very handy tools in the hands of jagajagaban d'boss
Politics / Re: DHQ Seeks To Crush Bandits With Tucano Jets, Laments US Condition by slowice(m): 9:22am
How do you tell them apart? Do bandits ve inscriptions on their forehead that says we re bandits not terrorists? They know exactly what they re doing.... After all 2023 is near, those niggar might come in handy.....i mean even gumi and governors ve their contacts.

It all in the plan.... Know this today and rest

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Repel Boko Haram Ambush, Kill Several ISWAP Fighters (Graphic Photos) by slowice(m): 9:17am
I'm impressed.... Very pleased.

Now this is how you show proof of your good work cheesy

More like this and we ll be friends grin

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Repel Boko Haram Ambush, Kill Several ISWAP Fighters (Graphic Photos) by slowice(m): 9:12am
I'm impressed..... Very pleased grin

Now this is how you show proof.

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Politics / Re: #EndSARS Memorial: Police Arrest Protesters At Lekki Tollgate by slowice(m): 9:06am
Not everyone is a BMC, some people just don't like anything that will cause unrest and disrupt things

In that case you shouldn't like Nigeria then, because naija is causing unrest and disrupting everything.
Health / Re: Photos of Ongoing Hospital Projects By Kogi State Government by slowice(m): 9:04am
Somebody will just take photo of piles of blocks heaped on other blocks and post it as achievement of a man elected with the sole purpose of building infrastructures and enhancing the living conditions of the citizens..... What else is his job description? How does this piles of blocks become a hospital? Why not wait till he properly equips it before rushing here to post rubbish.

Na so wike build and commission mother and child hospital and till date e nor dey function, rubbish
Culture / Re: Ooni Celebrates His Daughter, Princess Adeola Ogunwusi, He Had When He Was 19 by slowice(m): 2:10pm On Oct 19
Iffa I marry her now shey I go be Prince? grin make I help her ministry grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: "Wanted: Prayer Warrior" See This Hilarious Vacancy Banner (photo) by slowice(m): 1:52pm On Oct 19
Folks dey yarn dust up there in this economy... Make dem just increase the salary to 150k whether me sef nor go apply.... Then the crowd sef go shock devil... People wey wan kill am plenty for the right fee
Politics / Re: FG Budgets ₦104 Billion To Maintain, Purchase Generators In 2022 by slowice(m): 8:57am On Oct 19
And these are the people are supposed to solve our power issues grin

We are in the wrong hands my people but since our Mumu never do, let keep up the stupidity

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Politics / Re: Nigeria-China N720 Billion Currency Swap Collapses by slowice(m): 8:49am On Oct 19
Anything they put their hands on fails...... Everything Nigeria inclusive.

Be careful of what you wish for.
Politics / Re: ₦20 Million Bribe To Bandits: Lai Mohammed Speaks, Says It's Fake News by slowice(m): 6:23am On Oct 19
This liar just lied again... Is wall street your mate?


Politics / Re: Don’t Report Insecurity As Rising, Buhari Begs Journalists by slowice(m): 6:21am On Oct 19
Shameless people in government
Politics / Re: Don’t Report Insecurity As Rising, Buhari Begs Journalists by slowice(m): 6:19am On Oct 19
Most Nigerians love bad news especially those ones from the yeast called eyepob.

If what Nigerians are currently experiencing under this administration is goodnews..... Then may such good news continually follow you and your likes amen.

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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Spends N58k On Haircut In The US (Video) by slowice(m): 8:34pm On Oct 18
Na still this kind haircut I barb yesterday for 2hun....omo
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Bandits Are Simple Criminals; Have No Flags Like Boko Haram, IPOB by slowice(m): 7:39pm On Oct 18
Bandits get bubu nudes, can't tell me nothinf
Politics / Re: Isa Jere Idris Disguises As Passport Applicant, Catches Corrupt Officials by slowice(m): 7:30pm On Oct 18
What ever he thinks he has seen is nothing compared to what Nigerians have had to go through and are still going through in the hands of immigration officials..... He's still a learner though I commend the effort, it ll still amount to nothing as he is part of the rot in the system
Religion / Re: Ghanaian Pastor Caught Sleeping With Married Woman On Church Altar (Photos) by slowice(m): 7:21pm On Oct 18
Everybody now call themselves pastor, opening churches carelessly... They see as hustle and nothing more

Wicked generation
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Twitter Recommendations To Affect Other Social Media Platforms by slowice(m): 6:18pm On Oct 18
The wey dis mouth dey I know say he go get halitosis.... Stinking thing
Politics / Re: Black Rain In Parts Of Rivers by slowice(m): 1:04pm On Oct 18

OP you're a government agent.

Because its not illegal bunkering that causes that soothe.

And guess who flares gas? Federal Government of Nigeria.

So essentially the wealth of this country that fuels the Nigerian Fulani hegemony comes at the cost of SE and SS lives and prosperity.

As usual the parasites will blame anything but themselves.
Oga Sharrap there... Stop talking audacious nonsense. Illegal refineries are responsible for black soothe not gas flaring. Though both are bad.
Religion / Re: Abel Damina: Breast, Yansh, Brain, Good Cook Do Not Make You A Wife Material But by slowice(m): 12:59pm On Oct 18
Nowadays women don't think beyond their big breast and ass... Reason olosho work is on the rise
Politics / Re: Black Sooth In My Compound In Port Harcourt by slowice(m): 12:35pm On Oct 18

Because gas flaring has continued on a much larger scale.

Oga stop telling lies, this isn't as a result of gas flaring it's caused by illegal oil refineries scattered all around rivers state.
Politics / Re: Court Orders Immigration To release Peter Odili's Passport & apologise to him by slowice(m): 12:31pm On Oct 18
Immigration guys are just being overzealous.... Odili left government for 14yrs and didn't run away from Nigeria. This is bubu's 2nd tenor and Odili have been very much around since his first. If you ve a case against him plsase take him to court and stop this watch list nonsense.

Abi na today morning break.?
Travel / Re: Lagos, Abuja, Rivers, Imo, Kano, Enugu Dominate Air Traffic Data 2Q (Photos) by slowice(m): 10:32am On Oct 18

That "Dot reference" is one of the most braindead statement. Think of it... You can't have a circle without "a Dot" so indeed the dot will soon envelope the circle

Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you brother grin
Travel / Re: Lagos, Abuja, Rivers, Imo, Kano, Enugu Dominate Air Traffic Data 2Q (Photos) by slowice(m): 9:56am On Oct 18
Landmass crew is almost invisible on this data..... Of course landmass has nothing to do with prosperity.

God continue to bless landlocked Republic.
The dot will definitely consume the circle


Politics / Re: AbdulRazaq: Lai Mohammed Stole ₦100m Sent To Me By Igbo Businessman For Election by slowice(m): 9:52am On Oct 18
Only God knows how much that lying ode have looted in this docile mannequin's government already. All the lies he throws around on behave this this government isn't for free..... They re inspired by the happy weight of stolen funds in his account.

They re all thieves, know this today and rest.
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: South-East Can Fit Into Kaduna Two And The Half Times by slowice(m): 6:30am On Oct 18
One almajiri (Dangote) can buy the whole of south east and other igbos with change to buy oil well. south east IGR is what Dangote is giving to his mistress, GOD punish poverty capital of the south, you are a stain on our legacy

Lol, that state sponsored trophy billionaire grin
Politics / Re: Government Pays $50,000 Ransom To Bandits To Retrieve Antiaircraft Gun - WSJ by slowice(m): 10:54am On Oct 17
If you can afford it, pls by all means japa
Politics / Re: Government Pays $50,000 Ransom To Bandits To Retrieve Antiaircraft Gun - WSJ by slowice(m): 10:52am On Oct 17
What kind of Anti Aircraft Gun is in the possession of the Bandits that can threaten GMB aircraft?

I find it so hard to believe this news.

Except they have a SAM, no anti aircraft gun can take down any of the presidential jets cause of how high they do fly.

Helicopter.... Since the talk was about him visiting daura soonest.

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