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Belcher’s Sea Snake.

The most venomous snake known in the world, a few milligrams is strong enough to kill 1000 people! Less than 1/4 of bites will contain venom, and they are relatively docile. Fisherman are usually the victims of these bites, as they encounter the species when they pull nets from the ocean. Found throughout waters off South East Asia and Northern Australia.

Read up the list here:
http://listverse.com/2011/03/30/top-10-most-venomous-snakes/

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author=k2039]I can't find Lion on that list.[/quote]Good morning, thats
probably because it doesn't have the required potentials to be there.

Good morning viewers, I was checking out something in the net and stumbled into this, so I thought it nice to share it with you guys.
Many animals possess strength that even the strongest humans could only dream about.
Different animals have different kinds of strength. Some have pure brute strength and are capable of lifting, dragging, carrying or pulling enormous weights. Others may be much smaller yet have immense power compared to their size. Here are 10 of the world’s strongest animals. Prepare to be amazed...

10.Eagle

An eagle is the strongest bird, able to lift something four times its own body weight during flight.

9.Anaconda

An anaconda snake can squeeze something the same as its own 250kg bodyweight to death.

8.Grizzly Bear

When it comes to pure strength the Grizzly bear can lift over 500kg, 0.8 times its body weight.

7.Ox

An ox can pull and carry something 900kg, 1.5 times its body weight across rugged terrain.

6.Tiger

A tiger can carry something 550kg, twice its own body weight ten feet up a tree.

5.Gorilla

A gorilla can lift something 2,000kg (as heavy as 30 humans), over 10 times their body weight.

4.African Elephant

In brute strength, elephants are the strongest mammals and the strongest land animals. African elephants can weigh up to 6,350kg and they can carry up to 9,000kg, the weight of 130 adult humans.

3.Leafcutter Ant

Tiny leafcutter ants can lift and carry in their jaws something 50 times their own body weight of about 500mg. That’s the same as a human lifting a truck with itsteeth.

2.Rhinoceros Beetle

Rhinoceros Beetles can lift something 850 times their own weight. To put this into perspective, if a human had the strength of the rhinoceros beetle, it would be able to lift a 65 ton object .If the mighty elephant had equal strength to the rhinoceros beetle it would be able to carry 850 elephants on its back.

1.Dung Beetle

A dung beetle is not only the world’s strongest insect but also the strongest animal on the planet compared to bodyweight. They can pull 1,141 times their own body weight. This is the equivalentof an average person pullingsix double-decker buses full of people. Now that’s strong!

Good morning viewers, I was browsing in the net and stumbled into this, so I decided it will be nice if I share it with you guys.
I'm sorry I didn't know where else to post this rather than in this forum, i'm sorry. Forgive me MODS.
Many animals possess strength that even the strongest humans could only dream about.
Different animals have different kinds of strength. Some have pure brute strength and are capable of lifting, dragging, carrying or pulling enormous weights. Others may be much smaller yet have immense power compared to their size. Here are 10 of the world’s strongest animals. Prepare to be amazed...

10.Eagle

An eagle is the strongest bird, able to lift something four times its own body weight during flight.

9.Anaconda

An anaconda snake can squeeze something the same as its own 250kg bodyweight to death.

8.Grizzly Bear

When it comes to pure strength the Grizzly bear can lift over 500kg, 0.8 times its body weight.

7.Ox

An ox can pull and carry something 900kg, 1.5 times its body weight across rugged terrain.

6.Tiger

A tiger can carry something 550kg, twice its own body weight ten feet up a tree.

5.Gorilla

A gorilla can lift something 2,000kg (as heavy as 30 humans), over 10 times theirbody weight.

4.African Elephant

In brute strength, elephants are the strongest mammals and the strongest land animals. African elephants can weigh up to 6,350kg and they can carry up to 9,000kg, the weight of 130 adult humans.

3.Leafcutter Ant

Tiny leafcutter ants can lift and carry in their jaws something 50 times their own body weight of about 500mg. That’s the same as a human lifting a truck with its teeth.

2.Rhinoceros Beetle

Rhinoceros Beetles can lift something 850 times their own weight. To put this into perspective, if a human had the strength of the rhinoceros beetle, it would be able to lift a 65 ton object. If the mighty elephant had equal strength to the rhinoceros beetle it would be able to carry 850 elephants on its back.

1.Dung Beetle

A dung beetle is not only the world’s strongest insect but also the strongest animal on the planet compared to bodyweight. They can pull 1,141 times their own body weight. This is the equivalent of an average person pulling six double-decker buses full of people. Now that’s strong!

If its true....den dis shud evn help boost me 2 get ma glo sim...i pray it's so o

Hmmmm....this
is scientifically amazing o.
Wetin these scientists no go full our heads with.
The other day, it waz God's footprint, now na God's bathtub.....would've
wanted 2 add somthing but my 'oga @ de top' is jux der lookin down on
me.

swtchicgurl: Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get Lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the kings underwear. The king immediately summoned Nick.....

Have read this joke up to 5 times and always can't stop laffin but i ddn't wana coment. Now i cn't hold it anymore. Baby de joke too much....kudoos jooor.

It's realy hard to say who is best between thesd two but i think Peter Rufai is still the best as for the mean time. Share your views here. http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/3928010 Please MOD, i think this will be better if it makes front page, please kindly see to this request.

Akpors was fond of puttn his wife photo in his wallet
so one day d wife asked Him
Wife:Y z my foto always in ur wallet
Akpors:wen am in trouble...i just look at it and d problem disappears
Wife:hmm...do u c how miraculous i am in ur life?
Akpors:...I just look ur picture and say to my self "wat problem could be bigger dan this"?..
Lwkm

2 guys raped a princess n were brought to d king punishment. D kingasked dem 2 go&bring as many fruits as dey can..D 1st one returned wt 15oranges, d king ordered his guards 2 insert d oranges in2 d rapist's arse..D guy screamed&cried thruout d insertion.Suddenly he began 2 laugh really loud, d guards asked him y he was laffing, pointing ahead he said ''Look at my friend, he isbringing water melons . Hit the like button if its funny.

Share your opinion here.....front page please.

plz ah wana try anoda pix as ah cn't remuve dah 'lck'

[quote author=bunmioguns][/quote]pls hw did u do it.

I don't know y it ddn't upload but click on that 'drink.jpg.lck nd download it in2 ur device....i jux tryd it nw nd it worked.....i dn't knw y i cn't upload pix here....plz sm1 shud help.

[quote
author=Louisladef]U dey yan rubbish[color=#990000][/color][/quote]Imbefront...see simple riddle wen dey don solve many times...na im u no
fit ansa and still get mouth 2 tok say i dey yan rubbish....imbe54

That was when Bin Gbagbo was stil a kid.

Akpos was at a bar,just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half ofan hour.Then,this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,takes the drink fromthe guy,and just drink it all down.The poor Akposstarted crying.The truck driver says:,"Wetin happen Akpos,I was just joking, I'll buy you another drink.I just can'tstand to see u crying."
Akpos:No,it's not that. 2day is the worst of my life.First, I fall asleep,andI go late to my office.My boss,fires me.When I leave the building,to mycar, I found out it was stolen.The police said that they can do nothing.I get a taxi to return home,and when Ileave it,I remember I leftmy wallet and ATM cards there.The taxi driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

These dumb NLs.....so none of you can get this riddle and you still claim you passed your Common Entrance Examinations.

Akpos was at a bar,just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half ofan hour.Then,this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,takes the drink fromthe guy,and just drink it all down.The poor Akposstarted crying.The truck driver says:,"Wetin happen Akpos,I was just joking, I'll buy you another drink.I just can'tstand to see u crying."
Akpos:No,it's not that. 2day is the worst of my life.First, I fall asleep,andI go late to my office.My boss,fires me.When I leave the building,to mycar, I found out it was stolen.The police said that they can do nothing.I get a taxi to return home,and when Ileave it,I remember I leftmy wallet and ATM cards there.The taxi driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

iebanehita: Abeg, stop to dey Yarn Nonsense.
Twas 2-0 like 20mins ago,,n u r here, claiming to be reporting LIVE.

U mst b far back in time..!

Imbefront...look at the time of the post and the time of your comment, punkass.

The men of Roberto Mancini are currently battling it out with West Ham United at the Etihad stadium after they failed to stop their local rivals Manchester United from lifting their 20th Premier league title.

I am d 1st on earth, 2nd on heaven, i appear twotimes in a week, you canonly see me once in a year, i am also in the middle of the sea. WHO AM I?

See there big eyes....una no wan go find beta things to do instead of to be viewing posts of who is with a celebrity and who's not.....make una no vex o.....all na jokes afta all...na joke section i post am.

5 + 3 = 28
9 + 1 = 810
8 + 6 = 214
5 + 4 = 19
Then 7 + 3 = ??

Hey...i ddn't post this thread for insults, but to have fun and crack our brains....so i don't wanna see anytin dat lukz lyke beefin here o.

Guy no wori...u hear?....jux go light candle...1 day e go beta....but e jux beta as u don wake up...u hear?

How fast can you go? A Teacher said to his Students, How I wish yesterday was tomorrow, today could have been Friday.....
On what day did the teacher make this Statement?.
If you open this thread and don't attempt the riddle....then it means you have a coconut brain.

A thief broke into a madman's house and stole his Tv. He took off and started running, the mad man also ran after him. The faster he ran, the faster the mad man also ran after him. Finally the thief got tired and stopped, the mad man also stopped. Panting, the mad man told the thief "Take the remote, you forgot it"
LOL

Akpors took his new girlfriend home to meet his parents...
His dad whispered to him:
"Where the hell did you meet her"? She's cross eyed, bald, bow legged and she's got no teeth"!!! :]xx
Akpors replies:
"There's no need to whisper Dad, She's also deaf & dumb!!"
Dad fainted!!! one faithful sunday morning akpors call his best friend ben,dat they should go and hangout in york where dey sell ganja,akpor d bro nigga wen reaching there was carried away by d swag n parten people are using to smoke,he ordered to 3 jumbo size after finishing it he call ben pls can u assist me I fine ma other leg cos I came here with 2 legs now am only seeing n standing with 1 leg before I declear war here...enjoy ur weekend.

I cn't blv NL is dis dumb....waitin 4 wu wil be de Messiah.

I am somthing. The person that makes me does not need me. The person that buys me does not use me. And the person that is using me does not know that he is using me.
What am i?