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Health / Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Sluvist(m): 10:17pm On Mar 24
Nawao!!!
So, all this long grammar is all about sugarcane-stool. But at last, you won the battle, congrats

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Crime / Re: Inside Life: Lagos Female Banker Kills Self Inside Bank's Toilet (read Suicide N by Sluvist(m): 9:31pm On Jan 15
OGwales:
Only if she had a man in her life, she would have transferred her frustration on him... And This wouldn't have happened. Seriously I can't blame her, at 32 no husband no pikin, plus country con hard.
You are trying to make me understand woman behavior from another angle.
Religion / Re: Sometimes We Think There Will Be No More Nigeria But It Keeps Standing — Adeboye by Sluvist(m): 8:45pm On Dec 17, 2023
chiagozien:
Nigeria must go down.


It's matter of time.
The most funny post of the day.
Politics / Re: Imo Chairman Of Labour Party Bar. Callistus Ihejiagwa Lost At His Polling Booth by Sluvist(m): 6:03pm On Nov 11, 2023
So, Igbos were gradually repenting back to APC after enjoying the ride on LP Obidiency.

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Romance / Re: Ever Dated Or Married A Hausa Or Fulani Lady B4_how Was It? by Sluvist(m): 12:38am On Jul 16, 2023
Hausa/Fulani girls are not free for all to relate with like southerners. They are highly selective, conservatives and reserved. Most of their relationships is towards marriage issue, not just boyfriend, girlfriends, hookups, short-time runs like the way it is commonly in the south.

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Politics / Re: Bauchi Assembly Adopts Hausa As Language Of Communication by Sluvist(m): 12:29am On Jul 16, 2023
Nathan2016:



It doesn’t matter the language they speak. This shouldn’t even be a topic of discussion. There are minority tribes in Bauchi.
All the minority tribes uses Hausa as the language of medium communication across. Some can not even speak their mothers language fluent like the way they speak Hausa nowadays.
Politics / Re: Bauchi Assembly Adopts Hausa As Language Of Communication by Sluvist(m): 9:58pm On Jul 11, 2023
Nathan2016:
Imagine some illiterates above are hailing them as if this is not against the constitution. Is funny how people that fight for one Nigeria are the ones that is bringing law like this. You can’t eat your cake and have it. English language is the official language for Nigeria and all official duties should be conducted in English language. In Bauchi, there are many tribes and languages. It’s not only Hausa, what of Fulani speaking people or minority tribes. These is just a trample on their rights. If people are not ready to be in a nation and abide with the constitution, why on earth do you fight against referendum?
Bauchi state is not among the pure Hausa indigenous state, it was Fulanis that are the majority but turned to Hausa by gradually abandoning their forefathers language and embracing the Hausa. It was them that are now pushing for Hausa to be their recognizes as the official language in government. Hausa language conquering the north in stages.

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Business / Re: POS Operators Increase Charges For Withdrawal, Deposit by Sluvist(m): 10:49pm On Jun 28, 2023
Shege Reloaded.

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Crime / Re: Gbenga Fajuyi, Police Inspector Impregnates His 13-Year-Old Daughter, Kills Baby by Sluvist(m): 5:05am On Jun 23, 2023
Candidlady:
shocked

Zonefree


See what your comrades are busy doing


This world 🌎🌍 would have been a peaceful place if this gender where out of the equation


After impregnating your daughter you still got the mind to kill the baby..

Nothing anyone can tell me.. all men are the same.. same blood that runs through the devil 👿 runs through all of em..

Ijust wish iknew the gender of the baby that was killed.. if it was a girl child then that 22years ain't enough he deserves a death sentence but na the opposite gender then he did the world so much good by killing the devil's spawn...


Wicked gender with nothing better to offer this world...
Aunty calm down now, the useful spermatozoa that transformed into you now was produced by man. The man might be a one time hookup guy or a boyfriend. Be him a stupid man or a gentle man, there must be a man that is responsible for your coming into this world. Kindly try and have some iota of respect to the men.
Romance / Re: Why Is It Hard To Find A Decent Girl These Day by Sluvist(m): 10:26pm On Apr 30, 2023
Your answer will depend on what you understand by decent girl. May be she is not your match, that is why you didn't understand the move positively.
You can check another girl.

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Religion / Re: Video, Pastor Bathing Female Members Naked In The Church by Sluvist(m): 6:03am On Apr 02, 2023
If madness starts from the altar, that madness must go round.
Politics / Re: Hoodlums Set Ablaze Ebonyi High Court by Sluvist(m): 7:40pm On Mar 22, 2023
Igbos should continue being hoodlums and causing problems until their cup is full, by then everybody will reap what he sow
Politics / Re: Aerial View Of Peter Obi Presidential Campaign Rally In Lagos (Pics, Video) by Sluvist(m): 10:38pm On Feb 11, 2023
Please are those people (LP supporters) up to 100 in the stadium?
Someone must have counted them during entry or exit.
Romance / Re: POS Operators una Own 2much by Sluvist(m): 8:50pm On Feb 01, 2023
POS operators will soon lose ground, the business is on the verge of extinction.
Romance / Re: Patience Dog Eats The Fatest Bone. My Experience With 2 Naija Girls by Sluvist(m): 6:14am On Dec 18, 2022
The money you spent on the girl is enough for you to go and buy sense. You need sense more than a mere pussy.
Crime / Re: Meet Daughter Of Ike Ekweremadu, Sonia Who Needed Kidney Transplant (Photos) by Sluvist(m): 9:14pm On Jun 24, 2022
Deborah98:
Good health is a rare privilege. Sometimes I look at these helpless children on the streets that eats anything they see,drink anyhow water and care less of their health, they hardly fall sick and even if they do,I wonder what they take and almost immediately they're back on their feet again. Now imagine someone else who carefully selects what he eats,takes clean water and treat himself as at when due falling sick almost every month. Good health is rare privilege. Person wey get am no know wetin God do for am. Quick recovery to the young lady.
Normally, high privileged people get more health challenges then less privileged. The high concentrated diet and low exercise and low body physical activities is their cause of problems. Poor people are always active, going up and down, which help their immune system to remain active and fight most of their internal battle.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: The Virtues Of The First 10 Days Of Dhulhijjah by Sluvist(m): 9:05pm On Jun 24, 2022
Thanks a lot.
Crime / Re: Ike Ekweremadu And Wife, Beatrice Charged In UK Court For Organ Trafficking by Sluvist(m): 12:24pm On Jun 23, 2022
The business was taken to another continent.

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Romance / Re: Woman Removed Her Pant Along D Road Because Of 20k She Wanted To Collect (video) by Sluvist(m): 11:45pm On Mar 04, 2022
Person must great women of nowadays, she no even feel a remorse when removing the plant on the main road.
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Do You Feel After This? by Sluvist(m): 10:56pm On Mar 02, 2022
Raspberries:
You don't? shocked

They are the same... The woman's pee-hole is on her clitoris...

Negative, pee-hole is not on the clit. You need to check yours again.
Politics / Re: Kwankwaso Sets To Dump PDP For NNPP by Sluvist(m): 6:32am On Mar 02, 2022
I can see a new move that will end PDP in the core north. Though i still observe Atiku, Bala Mohammed Bauchi and few more PDP members in the north.
Crime / Re: Graphic: Cultists Kill 16 Mourners In Anambra, Desecrates Corpse (pix, Video) by Sluvist(m): 7:47am On Feb 27, 2022
Prophet Nnamdi Kanu has already spoken the truth when he refer them as animal republic. In one of his speeches he said 'mad people everywhere'.
This is what he actually mean by the golden speeches. All hails to Mazi.

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Crime / Re: Graphic Images From About 20 Killed During Burial Ceremony In Anambra by Sluvist(m): 7:38am On Feb 27, 2022
Handwork of Fulani and the DSS, by the way, only 3 more people are killed not 20 as you OP claimed. Please stop telling lies, Mr. OP.
Romance / Re: Many Young Guys Were Disvirgined By Prostitutes In Nigeria by Sluvist(m): 6:37am On Feb 22, 2022
Please, is this word 'VIRGINTABLE' an English word?
Hope you does not just meant to confuse the planot.
Jeon:
OK.
I thought males ain't virgintable angry
Politics / Re: Presidency: APC In Dilemma Over Zoning, May Throw Race Open by Sluvist(m): 9:38am On Jan 31, 2022
Thegoodone13:
Rotation of power suppose to be between North and south. The senate need to amend constitution to allow rotation.

Once the power rotation was signed constitutionally, then their is no true politics in Nigeria. You don't even need to have voter card because you can't vote a candidate of your choice. Anybody the ruling party select from a region is automatically the next president as everybody already knows where the turn goes
Romance / Re: Why Do The Uneducated Ladies Get Married Before The Educated Ones? by Sluvist(m): 11:18pm On Jan 22, 2022
BigBellyBurst:
This is not entirely true. Infact it's not true.
You see those uneducated ones?
Them they fvck like rabbit. (Not in all cases tho)
Yeah they may be submissive and shyte, buh promiscuity dey dia DNA.

The educated ones maybe as promiscuous and it's not even in every case that they may have those qualities u listed above.

It's actually an issue of chosen the lesser of two evils and it's somewhat wierd and foolish for a man to marry an uneducated lady simply because he feels she would give him peace of mind.
Oga, promiscuity finished in higher institution of learning, any girl that didn't reach higher institution still has a lot to learn in fuckeryy.
Romance / Re: Some Ashawo Wicked O! (see Watin Happen) by Sluvist(m): 10:54pm On Jan 18, 2022
Experience is the best teacher. You have learnt a lesson now, never to deal with prostitute, get a gf and fucck the hell out of pussy all the time, with financial burden on you.
Romance / Re: If A Girl Has Had Anal Sxx, Is She Still A Virgin? by Sluvist(m): 10:01pm On Jan 09, 2022
Candidlady:




Mr please stfu stop saying what you dont know
Ok, i will stfu but, you can tell us what i don't know now so that you can make your stand on the issue more reasonable.
Romance / Re: What Will You Do Under This Condition?(picture) by Sluvist(m): 8:08am On Jan 09, 2022
beeblack:
I don't understand, had it been the man is the real father of the son does it mean his blood must match the grandkids
It is alineage, strand must show some level of matching between granny and grandchild.

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