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Romance / Re: If A Girl Has Had Anal Sxx, Is She Still A Virgin? by Sluvist(m): 11:11pm On Jan 08, 2022
You can't see a girl that has ffucked anus but unfuckedd pussy. Virginity is all about losing hymen that is in the opening of veejay.
Romance / Re: How Can I Urinate Inside A Nigerian Girl Pussy? PLEASE HELP! by Sluvist(m): 10:31pm On Jan 01, 2022
post=109001536:
It's not possible to take piss when you are erect. And if possible it's not pleasant..
Is possible, erect dick can release urine.
Romance / Re: How Can I Urinate Inside A Nigerian Girl Pussy? PLEASE HELP! by Sluvist(m): 10:30pm On Jan 01, 2022
Your case is loud, is easy to try but make sure it happens on doggy style because it will surely flow out as you release it inside.

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Car Talk / Re: Tesla Car Spotted On The Mainland Bridge In Lagos Runs Out Of Battery by Sluvist(m): 7:14pm On Dec 31, 2021
owagbeba:


But many western countries will scrap deisel / gasoline engines by 2050.... why can’t we get ourselves ready for electric car that’s the future
We can get ourselves ready for electric cars when we make Powerbank available to complement the battery shutdown of the car. Western countries has little or no issue with power failure unlike in Nigeria, that is just the difference.
Car Talk / Re: Tesla Car Spotted On The Mainland Bridge In Lagos Runs Out Of Battery by Sluvist(m): 8:13am On Dec 31, 2021
Atleast, we see the first hand experience on how it will go with electric cars in Nigeria. Those that fancy it should think twice before buying it in Nigeria.

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Romance / Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Sluvist(m): 12:50pm On Dec 29, 2021
Kriss216:

I don't mind if it takes me eternity to eradicate some manipulations heaped on some guy's head by the bleeding gender.
Oga, which one is bleeding gender?
Is it not through that bleeding point that you came to this world through?
Please have a little respect for women now. No matter the disgrace or insult you give to women, no be man born you. Even Jesus christ was born by a woman.
Science/Technology / Re: NASA Hires A Priest to Help Prepare Humans For Aliens(Pics, Video) by Sluvist(m): 9:24pm On Dec 28, 2021
Until they brought disaster to this planet from somewhere. Science has already brought global warming that comes with unnatural disasters, flooding, earthquake, and diseases. Now trying to look for aliens into this planet.

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Crime / Re: First Bank Account Stolen by Sluvist(m): 12:30pm On Dec 18, 2021
SUPERPACK:
They normally use such card to buy something online and some sites don't need OTP nor pin to make a purchase. That is why cards have Security.
Banks cannot authenticate payment until they validate OTP or their token.
Romance / Re: Why Do Hausa/fulani Men Love Their Women So Nuch by Sluvist(m): 12:53pm On Dec 16, 2021
High respect to cultural values, moral standard and religious teachings.
Crime / Re: First Bank Account Stolen by Sluvist(m): 12:38pm On Dec 16, 2021
SUPERPACK:
The card is all they needs, they don't even need her pin to remove the money in it.
It can't be possible, PIN must be used to validate transaction with ATM Card.
Crime / Re: ESN Mass Graves Uncovered In Orsu-and-ihiala LGA by Sluvist(m): 12:22pm On Dec 16, 2021
It is an IPOB execution point. Heard that they roast and eat the kidnapped victims after collecting ransom.

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Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Poses With Wife, Children In Matching Outfits (Family Photo) by Sluvist(m): 11:55am On Dec 13, 2021
Those girls with one leg up. Bad boys should be careful with Mr. Lecturer style.
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Can't Prepare This - Change Her!! by Sluvist(m): 9:29am On Nov 26, 2021
Juliusmomoh:
I love your pot, it can serve as domestic weapon lipsrsealed
Corrupt mind, the first thing that crossed your mind is violence. May devil forgive you .
Fashion / Re: MGBA To Host 21st Edition, Unveils 30 Contestants For Grand Finale by Sluvist(m): 5:34pm On Nov 20, 2021
Sokoto, Katsina, Jigawa, Kano, Gombe doesn't have the prostitutes that can represent their states except Igbos?
All those states are Hausas but having Igbos with some borrowing names to reflect the states they tries to claim.
Romance / Re: I Love Her But I'm Scared Of History Repeating Itself by Sluvist(m): 7:12am On Nov 14, 2021
OP go and marry her, train her the way you want. Just continue from where you stopped.
Romance / Re: She Is Into Runs Should I Still Marry Her? by Sluvist(m): 6:48am On Nov 14, 2021
In all what the op said, he didn't mention catching her in anyway in the business but he develop the perception in his mind based on the fairly expensive way she dress and her beauty. The fact is that you still love her and she also cares for you. My advice is that you go straight to the point and marry her. With love and understanding, all issues can be solved amicably if there is any. No girl is saint, there are only those exposed and the coded ones, then those that didn't get the opportunity to utilize their time.
Family / Re: Why Do People Improve Themselves After A Divorce But Not During The Marriage? by Sluvist(m): 7:00am On Nov 13, 2021
The man is tirelessly struggling to provide all the basics for the family, you are here telling us that you wanted to rest from taking care of the inner house chores. That is why some people said women don't know what they actually want in life, they are just confused. If he can't provide, a problem, if he keeps on trying, unappreciated. As you are free now, one dude will get a fairly use side chick to visit and catch free fun. Because at your age with 5 kids recorded, your system is been used-up, you must give out the punna free and fend for yourself. You still have a lot to learn.

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Phones / Re: What Could Be The Cause Of This On My Phone Screen by Sluvist(m): 11:27pm On Nov 12, 2021
NarcissistKing:


iPhone is only assembled in China.
Made in china, assembled in California.
Politics / Re: Senate To Include Kogi, Bauchi, Others Among Niger Delta Commission by Sluvist(m): 9:36am On Nov 11, 2021
Funny enough, those that even claim the been the Niger Deltans can not boast of any benefit that the NDDC brought to the region right from the day it was created. Despite the huge sum pumping into the ministry every month.
Romance / Re: Why Do Southern Guys And Ladies Engage In Illicit Sex Like It's Not A Big Deal by Sluvist(m): 9:56pm On Nov 06, 2021
Quality20:
seems u kind of get my point. There are bad guys everywhere, southerners doing illicit things openly might mean that they are not hypocrites according to ur stance, but u might not know is that open commission of illicit affairs in the presence of all only makes it normal and acceptable to all and sundry including children who by all measures are innocent and chaste. But in the north, the few who do this kind of illicit things hide and do it such that even many adults are not even aware not to talk of the young ones, so public morals isn't disturbed
Exactly, preserving the public moral especially for the growing children is zero in the south. That is why you see a girl of 10yrs been actively in sex and even proud of it. Ask corpers that serve in the south, especially primary schools, they will tell you how active those minors are in sex life.
Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Apc’s Andy Uba Wins Polling Unit by Sluvist(m): 7:16pm On Nov 06, 2021
God1000:
I don't see APC going anywhere in this election, APC is seen as northern party in the east
You are absolutely right, but the funny thing is that even the PDP that belongs to the East suffers more than APC there.
Romance / Re: Why Do Southern Guys And Ladies Engage In Illicit Sex Like It's Not A Big Deal by Sluvist(m): 8:45am On Nov 06, 2021
The main issue is that northerners marry youn girls, both old men and young men because they didn't mind to follow constitutional provisions. There are rare cases of illicit sex activities but it's always hiden. But in the south, sex is open, free for all both young and old married and unmarried. Uncontrolled and fearlessly.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Open Fire In Imo Community, Kill Three by Sluvist(m): 8:24am On Nov 06, 2021
When top criminals get full cover of their tribe from punishment, the level of crimes keep on getting high. Where they feels comfortable is where the crime instinct show out in full.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Withdraw From Checkpoints In Ondo, Residents Fear Criminal Invasion by Sluvist(m): 7:35am On Nov 04, 2021
I thought army are meant for defense not security. Where are the police and the Mopol that have the role to play in the protection of life and properties. Soldiers should go back to barracks abeg, their presence add nothing except prostration to the masses plying the roads.
Politics / Re: Women In Hijab Smuggle Guns To Kidnappers Through Their Boyfriends by Sluvist(m): 12:18am On Oct 10, 2021
Americafighter:
Islamabad sha

Abeg who get private jet for nairaland I want to check something
The name is not as you perceive it, is ISLAM-ABAD, it means ISLAM-EVER. ABAD means EVER.
Politics / Re: Top 20 List Of The Most Debt Owed Counties.Mad Oooo by Sluvist(m): 7:11am On Oct 09, 2021
Ok, i think this is what FG considers that makes it to think of borrowing continuously. God will help us.
Politics / Re: South-South Governors, Leaders Demand 50% Oil Derivation by Sluvist(m): 7:03am On Oct 09, 2021
Justiceleague1:
Thunda faya every and all parasites..all parasites.
The Niger Deltans deserve 100% of their God given wealth
I support you 200 per cent.

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Politics / Re: South-South Governors, Leaders Demand 50% Oil Derivation by Sluvist(m): 7:01am On Oct 09, 2021
WesternOligarch:



Define Igbo attire....what where your fathers wearing before 1914 or in the 1800s and what was the dress code of isiala ngwa igbo cannibals in those times? Your weakling governors do absolutely nothing while other regions demand what's due to them while your region burns to the ground, yet you people aren't bothered a bit about that.
By 1914, Igbos are naked peoples now, it was the whitemen that first introduced clothings to them, when they opened eyes and see Yorubas having cultures reach on traditional titles and dresses, then they tries to create and adopt they own. The history of Igbos started with the settling of white men to organize them, 120 years back.

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Politics / Re: Why Sultan, Emirs Are Not Traditional Rulers by Sluvist(m): 4:56pm On Sep 09, 2021
HedwigesMaduro:


Sarki in hausa means king or chief ruler. Not Emir. Emir is from Arabic "Amir", which is an Islamic leader.
Both AMIR and EMIR are not Hausa words and are not adopted into Hausa. The word of SARKI and MASARAUTA (EMIR and EMIRATE) has been in use before Arab or English comes to Africa. There is no unified country in Hausaland that is why they don't have a word that refers to a KING. The word of SULTAN was later created to be used like a king after Dafodio's unification of the north, as the throne is controlling what can be seen as a country with emirates within, it covers Nigeria and some parts of Niger Republic.
Politics / Re: Why Sultan, Emirs Are Not Traditional Rulers by Sluvist(m): 10:07pm On Sep 08, 2021
It simply shows that you don't know anything about Hausa tribe or their culture. The title of SARKI (emir) has been in almost all the major Hausa towns and cities for more than 500 to 1000 yrs before Islamic practice comes to the land. Katsina, Daura and Kano emirates has a history ranging back to 2000 yrs but Islam came around 400 yrs back.

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Politics / Re: Plateau Killings: 17 Dead, 85 Buildings Destroyed - Police Commissioner by Sluvist(m): 7:40pm On Aug 03, 2021
Thank God say na Mr. Edward mentioned this 'ONLY', the story 4 don tek anoda darekshon .

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