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I will smash the calabash first, the pick up the cash. Whatever nonsense done most be attached to the calabash.

Giving you attention at any time you wanted it is enough for you to understand that she values you. You can capitalize on that to do whatever is in your mind. She don't have to tell you verbally, but through action. You are the most confused Nairaland i heard from in this year.

Most of Nigerian youth thinks of sex in 19 hours of the day. But only few thinks of what will add value to humanity. What a wayward country.

Office romance always ends with the junior been oppressed or enslaved. No right to stand your ground when you feel offended in the long run.

Some boys only thinks about fvcks whenever females matter arises as if they are born and trained by oloshos.

Bloody slowpoke.

Girls appreciates a focused man with determination, and hates a man been emotional. An emotional man is like a boy to them, no matter how old the man is. Secondly, Man needs to be able to support her financially and strategically.

Pussy all the time, but with limited freedom to entertain other visitors. Adventurous at first but stressful at last.

Spending123:
who did we offend in this country. RIP to him!!!

God, when peoples change their way to Godly, bad things will be no more. When peoples ignore God's warnings, bad things will prevail amongst them.

ukahrawah:
All in defence of greedy thieves. What does it cost you to flush your corrupted brain?

Hmmm, it doesn't pay to drag with a superior. If you can't stop them, they can stop your work. Wise men learn to not challenge seniors. Whether you call it corruption, stealing or preferential treatment, at last they still remain with the power to do and undo.

They all know the consequences of leaking such vital secret. Nobody can stand for them when the suspension come.

Funny enough, a man of almost 70yrs that can barely walk for 30 minute is referred to as notorious.

99thEnemy:
From this excessive euphoria I am observing, OP will gather his whole heart, mind, soul, energy, finance etc... then he will throw away the little grain of sense he has before jumping into the hole where he longs to be.

He is just a beginner, by 25 he may have passed primary level in the dating. So, many things awaits him to learn along the way. Just advice him to man-up for the issues that comes up.

For long, i come to understand that most of the girls that claim been from north in online social forums are mostly from other tribes, especially if the activities in the forum are in English. Their are more than 100 languages and different tribes in the north that can stand as Hausas because they can speak the language.

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This guy just started digging a hole that he will start jumping across. Experience is the best teacher, please i will expect to hear from you about heartbreak in months to come. Congrats for getting a new register in the school.

At the end of all the tweet, you said that you are an IDIOT, so be it. The lucky guy will continue going their to lubricate his seconded pussy at will. Afterall, 2 pusssy for a guy boost moral.

Escabado:
What do you mean by that . Girls are looking for men that will be paying there bills and you are trying to sweet goat it . She should get a job or open a business then we can begin to take her serious. Tifs in disguise

Not every girl or women thinks of money when it comes to relationship matter. I'm a man and i see many girls that spent on their men. Anyway, God design man to be the provider to woman financially, but you can go and ask your father if he still lives with your mum.

Some girls and women seriously needs someone to lean on, but most men are just after sex not genuine relationship.

This thread carries weight.

Ok, 2 bottles of malt for you.

When she is done with harlotting, she wants to settle down now. The man is like, 'Never in my house'.

Which means the guy really pay in hard Naira.

Older women are not heard to relate with, just start close to them and behave maturedly. Give enough time and chat with anyone, one on one. They will sense your moral and guide you to the point. You just need to respect their decision and age. Don't give them direct order like normal girls. Gradually, they will show you their interest.

Valentine at premium level.

The ex is codedly telling you that you are not mentally matured, so, a game is give to you so that you keep playing game as a kid.
The gf is trying to tell you that she values what short nicker and singlet covers on your body. Sex object in you.

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