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Romance / Re: Woman Narrates How God Saved Her From Contracting HIV From Her Val. Date by Sluvist(m): 3:44pm On Feb 11, 2021
Don't let HIV issue stop you from recieving giant alert, just go and use a condom. You are just a simple wwhore.
Politics / Re: FEC Approves A New Debt Management Strategy For Nigeria by Sluvist(m): 3:24pm On Feb 11, 2021
Ok, may be a plan to go for another borrow.
Romance / Re: Another Name For A Girl Student Is Olosho Public Toilet by Sluvist(m): 10:22am On Feb 09, 2021
You guys should start talking about reasonable things please. If you just rant about all women been Ashawos including your mother, it will not change anything. Better if you channel your energy into something important.
Romance / Re: Please I Need A Help To Locate This Boy At Alaba by Sluvist(m): 12:58pm On Feb 07, 2021
Try and get a bank transaction statement and keep it safe, proceed to any court of law and write your complain with all the details ( i.e recipient account name & number, your account name and number, date of transaction and bank transaction statement). Court can order the recipient bank to pay you back all your money. But if your claim is take them double wahala for you.
Romance / Re: Northern Female Doctor Calls Out Igbo Lawmaker Asking Her For A Relationship by Sluvist(m): 3:54pm On Feb 06, 2021
blinking001:
She's a disgrace to planet earth and she'll remain single in this life...very useless woman.
Who told this brain dead cow urine drinking idiot of a woman that she should could ridicule a man by bringing their private business to the public domain...the man commited no offence in asking her out..she's very stupid.
I understand your pain, but try and calm down please.
Romance / Re: Northern Female Doctor Calls Out Igbo Lawmaker Asking Her For A Relationship by Sluvist(m): 3:53pm On Feb 06, 2021
Igbos go for it openly and directly.

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Romance / Re: I Believe Every Newborn Should Automatically Be Given A Paternity Test by Sluvist(m): 4:37pm On Feb 03, 2021
emorse:

Did you just say maternity test?
Doctors swap children at birth in many cases, mothers also needs some level of maternal security.
Romance / Re: Pls I Need A Godfearing Girl by Sluvist(m): 4:29pm On Feb 03, 2021
This Nairaland is a fun.
Crime / Re: 16 Killed, 6 Missing In Abia/Akwa Ibom Boundary Clash by Sluvist(m): 10:24am On Feb 03, 2021
Na herdsmen causes this problem, better if they evicts Fulani from that area to avoid future occurrence. All land belongs to the indigenes.
Politics / Re: ''I Was Born To Die" - Aisha Yesufu Reacts After Receiving A Death Threat by Sluvist(m): 4:08pm On Feb 02, 2021
mayklef:
her only crime is, been an educated northerner with vast knowledge of how to be a Real woman....unlike her counterparts in the north they are married off @d age of 10 to be sex slaves
Who told you that she is a northerner?
Ashe is from Auchi, somewhere in Edo state.
Politics / Re: IGP Orders AIGs, CPs To Enforce COVID-19 Regulations by Sluvist(m): 6:25am On Feb 02, 2021
CsRockefeller:
Currently treating Covid-19 at home.

Please everyone should take this seriously, it's not a joke. You have better chances of fighting it if your immune system is strong, I'm just 28.
Covid-19 is just a normal cough, if you catch better sickness like typhoid or serious malaria, you will know that it takes treatment not just strong immune system issue to revive your life back.

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Romance / Re: Each Time My Husband Releases Inside Of Me, The Sperm Goes Out - Lady Cries by Sluvist(m): 9:19am On Feb 01, 2021
Omopinky:
Relax after sex, put pillows under your bum bum and raise your 2legs up for some minutes.
One bottle of Gin for you
Romance / Re: 10 Things I Hate About Nigerian Ladies by Sluvist(m): 9:20pm On Jan 31, 2021
All animals are equal but some are more equal than others. If you wants to enter into relationship as a man, you have to know that you are the one that will cover financial aspect. That is just the rule in africa

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Romance / Re: Can You Date And Marry A Virgin Lady 3 Years Older Than You.(pic) by Sluvist(m): 11:15pm On Jan 30, 2021
Op, the issue of having a virgin girl and 3 yrs older is confusing, unless if the boy is below 15yrs. For a 20 yrs old boy, any girl that senior him can not be referred to as virgin but fairly used.
Romance / Re: Real Guys Should Give Me Scope Please. by Sluvist(m): 4:12pm On Jan 30, 2021
She is too close to you, better if you cancel that knacking of a thing issue or else you will regret in short time to come. She will disturb your life, to even greet with other females in the area will becomes a war, especially if she attach her emotion to you, sorry.
Crime / Re: 200 Houses Burnt In Ibadan By 250 Hoodlums In Midnight Attack - Sahara Reporters by Sluvist(m): 7:53pm On Jan 29, 2021
SAHARA REPORTERS and their lies. 200 houses burnt but no even a single picture to prove it. Is not good for a matured men to lie now.

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Phones / Re: I Bought This Phone 30500 by Sluvist(m): 7:45pm On Jan 29, 2021
Some phone comes at a price even below this, but CPU is your problem. Uni-core, 1.0 cpu.
Hard to go with.
Romance / Re: Covid-19: If You Are Still Doubting If The Virus Is In Nigeria? Sorry !!! by Sluvist(m): 11:09am On Jan 29, 2021
Covid is real, but our immune system is strong enough to manage it without us even knowing about been infected. Typhoid is more dangerous to Africans than corona.

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Romance / Re: A Young Nigerian Man Drives G-wagon To Work As A Warning To Senior Colleagues by Sluvist(m): 12:07pm On Jan 28, 2021
You needs to keep on going with it, not just for a day Or two. But if you meet the stubborn Senior, she keeps on sending the G-Wagon driver to the canteen, as per seniority level, and you have to comply.
Romance / Re: I Don't Have Any Urge Again For Sex by Sluvist(m): 12:01pm On Jan 28, 2021
It may depend on your age and health condition, but as a healthy man, the urge must surely surface at least in every week. That is because you are eating food.
Romance / Re: Why are women so manipulative? by Sluvist(m): 6:28pm On Jan 25, 2021
That is one of the reasons for you to understand that God created man and woman differently. It is left for you to implore the gift of God within you or play dumb, but you all have different role to play.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Shaved The Hairs Around Your Asshole by Sluvist(m): 2:41pm On Jan 22, 2021
Ardar:
I did and I instantly regretted it. The way my nyash itched me ehh, it felt as if I had little spikes digging into my ass crack. Na so i go dey dance for road.

I swore never to try such again.
Waw!!!
I thought females didn't have hair within anal region, my experience is exactly your's for a year back. It takes me 3 days to feel comfortable after shaving it.
Romance / Re: Can A Woman Truly Find Happiness Without A Man? No Relationship, No Marriage? by Sluvist(m): 1:27pm On Jan 21, 2021
It has never been possible right from the genesis.
Romance / Re: by Sluvist(m): 1:19pm On Jan 21, 2021
You supposed to have finished what you started, living it halfway means another pain when she come for another vigil. If you wants you log-in, make sure there is enough lubrication down there. Play with her and suck her nipples so that lubricant will go down, then you start pushing your rod gently, bit by bit until it reach the end. Then you draw out and push again, the rest of all yours.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by Sluvist(m): 12:37pm On Jan 21, 2021
MY LITTLE UNDERSTANDING ABOUT THE OP, BASED ON ALL HER WRITE-UPS IN THIS THREAD

1- At age 10 you started having stand-ups with your parents and pastors in their effort to train your morality.
2- You started using your body to get what you want by following elderly people at your tender age.
3- You started seeing or calling your parents as IGNORANT at age 10.
4- You are highly exposed to lesbianism in school, right before your parents lost control on training you.
5- Throughout your life, you surround yourself with corrupt minded people like you up to now.
6- You born children out of wedlock with different men.
7- At your menopause stage in life now, you reached the highest level of immorality human being can ever attain in life when it comes to lesbianism, gayism and alikes.
8- Your brain is now programmed to thinks on some false imaginations about millions of years back.
My advice to you is that,
~ it will be better if you wake from this mental hibernation."
~ Never too late for you to organise your life and start thinking on how to get someone that can manage the scrap in you and marry you, so that your future will be a bit secured.
~ You missed a lot in life when it comes to moral training, that is why your way of thinking becomes contrary to that of normal humans.
~ Please go back to your parents and makes some confessions, ask them for forgiveness.
Only time will tell you more about what you did in the past. Better if you repent now.
MY WORDS MIGHT SOUND OFFENSIVE, BUT PLEASE DON'T FEEL OFFENDED, LESS AUNTIE
Romance / Re: Sexiest Man In The World 2021 ( Pictures ) by Sluvist(m): 7:10am On Jan 15, 2021
OP, weed is injurious to mental health, smoke responsibly.

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Romance / Re: Lets Design Your SMAN ID For Chingli Money ! by Sluvist(m): 8:25am On Jan 12, 2021
[quote author=gaius01 post=97972144]Following the trend, plenty people need to join this SMAN especially all those simp boys ! grin grin grin

based on the level I want design ID card for una as low as H card (1OO). grin grin

information needed :
name:
positions:
branch:

deliver in 5-1O min ! grin[/quote

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