Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,162,305 members, 7,850,101 topics. Date: Tuesday, 04 June 2024 at 02:21 PM

Slymking's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Slymking's Profile / Slymking's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (of 7 pages)

Romance / Re: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by Slymking: 5:19pm On Apr 28, 2023
DonEd:

This I have confirmed to be true. The correlation between the two is what I still can't fathom
oga stop deceiving yourself if you get better car
Romance / Re: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by Slymking: 4:59pm On Apr 28, 2023
elpochas:
All thick fat ladies smell bad below.
💯 no cap bro it’s real 90% of them
Romance / Re: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by Slymking: 4:57pm On Apr 28, 2023
NaughtyBrainiac:
Slim Ladies are far better than Thick Ladies in bed.

It's a lie cos there are several Thick Ladies that perform way way better than slim Ladies
to me I would disagree, cus all the thick babes I’ve ever had are lazy and doesn’t like much sex highest one round the rest they’d start begging, but except one Naomi and lady jac these both go head to head with me especially lady jac she never says NO even if it seconds
Romance / Re: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by Slymking: 4:50pm On Apr 28, 2023
Xlogistics:
Suen should kindly sake nairaland cos it’s gradually loosing value
I wonder if he ever knows what they call “improvement,update,and redesign” this site has been like this no single change or common improvement
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Slymking: 10:46am On Apr 28, 2023
I’m in need of a car to work I have my drivers license ready to work and remit weekly in real time please kindly consider giving me one of your cars and let’s work and earn together 08155860518
RollingFellas:


Do Uber accept 2010 Nissan almera and Toyota corolla?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Slymking: 3:30pm On Apr 26, 2023
Bro good day, please I was told you can help get a car for ehailing on hire purchase please BABA I really need one how do I get it done bro? Can we chat on WhatsApp or email?
Felicity001:


Lolzzz... Send me times last year or early this year I stated it that sooner or later the ehailing industry will have massive draw back, courtesy to the upraising of this stupid app Indriver.

Indriver came with a good feature but again, it killed the business and it's gonna kill it further down.

Nigeria economy is worse than that of China those days China was having crisis. Just imagine s new government comes in next year and introduce LargeGoKoda... That's okadas that would only ply on the brt lanes and major express. That will be the end for ehailing in Lagos.

What I'm trying to say is the ban on bikes is one of the reasons ehailing is still alive and indriver is also a major determinant in the game changer.

By and gone the eras of surges in December, now drivers will carry sango to ajah for 5k, if u no go over a 100 drivers are ready to go for less.

In less than 5yrs Uber will leave Nigeria. Bolt will be struggling while indriver will have 1 driver to 10 passengers who are not ready to increase their fare.

The business is dieing, partners are not making profit, many are either selling their cars or their wife is learning how to drive to use the car for school runs for the kidsgrin

Fx is in the rise, cost of purchase and maintenance is in the increase yet prices are not matching up due to competition n hardship.

Indriver is not concern about anything, they don't spend any money on anything, no physical office, no license payment nothing even tho they collect 5% commission they'll still make profit so they care less. In other hands, Bolt or Uber can't increase their fare else their little rider will jump ship so they've to maintain themselves.

Let's vote wisely next year and pray the next government favours us so things will be okay otherwise we are all sinking in this boat.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Slymking: 3:20pm On Apr 26, 2023
Pearl1910:


I don't know u, u r irrelevant, common and worthless to me.
u only read my posts on nairaland, and conclude you know me. Aren't you a confirmed trademarked imbe©ile?

You want another man to continually feed you endlessly and tell u d difference between your right arm and ur left arm?...oh sorry, I forgot you are still a boy with low cognitive ability that's why u were misled. Kpele o.

I hope u mature quickly so u stop blaming other people for your lives decisions and choices.
pls kindly drop your email I’d like to ask few things bro thanks
Autos / Re: SOLD: Naija Used: Camry Big Daddy 2005 by Slymking: 3:03pm On Apr 26, 2023
Felicity001:
Camry 2005
Engine 100%
Gear 100%
AC chilling 100%
Suspension 100%
Body painted on first Body
Car never been used for ehailing, privately used.
First owner, bought
Reason for selling: relocation

Amout: 1.8m

Location: Abule Egba, Lagos
this still available? Kingkaysolo@gmail.com
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Slymking: 2:51pm On Apr 26, 2023
depure:

You don't talk of the drivers them self's that rake in that money in a day....but deliver 30k weekly it's ridiculous
so are you supposing the driver just drop everything they made in the day?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Drivers Needed For Bolt/uber Job by Slymking: 1:06pm On Apr 26, 2023
Digixtreme:
Our company ApexVest gives out American used cars like Toyota corolla and Camry 2004/2005 models to eligible persons living in Abuja, Lagos, Port Harcourt and Environs who want to earn while driving on any of the ehailing platforms like bolt or uber. We give out these cars on hire purchase and expect a weekly remittance of N30,000 for the next 3 Years from the eligible drivers after which the car become theirs.
How It Works:
- Apply for a car
- Get approved by our representative in your location
- Get Invitation to Inspect Car and collect gaurantors form which should be filled by your gaurantor within 2 weeks
- ApexVest does registration of vehicle and hands over to eligible driver.
Check Here For More Details on Requirement.
your link isn’t working, please I’m very interested I need a car to work then I’ll remit weekly please how can I get this ASAP please kindly drop your contact or here’s my email kingkaysolo@gmail.com my number 08155860518 I’m very interested and ready to work
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Slymking: 9:38am On Apr 26, 2023
HonourablePomk:
Please guys I run a laundry business. The reason why I’m trying this ehailing is because I need money. Please I need you guys patronage. I do free pick up and delivery within the mainland (ogba, Obawole, fagba, ojodu, Ikeja and the areas within).

Please quote me as ask for contact soo you can patronize me. I’m really down and need money but this ehailing thing isn’t just for me.

Please help by Patronizing my business
Thanks.
hello let discuss partnership on your car I can remit 35k weekly if you don’t mind I use your car to work and everyone smile here’s my contact 08155860518 or kingkaysolo@gmail.com
Car Talk / Re: For A Budget Of ₦‎4M: Which Of These Cars Is Advisable To Buy? by Slymking: 9:28am On Apr 26, 2023
Diligent1:
If I have the opportunity of having this amount, I will first buy a land and build a room and parlor self-contained then the remaining amount will be invested into my passion business.
did anyone asked you this or was the question about your answer? Over do and over sabi too kill most you Africans

1 Like

Autos / Re: Need A Vehicle On An Higher Purchase Plan by Slymking: 12:29pm On Apr 25, 2023
In need of any car for the e-hailing Uber bolt work either rental or hire purchase car let partner contact me.
Kingkaysolo@gmail.com
08155860518
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Slymking: 4:33pm On Apr 24, 2023
TokyoBulls:


Thanks for your interest. From my perspective, there are four possible options:

1. The car owner is the same as the driver. In this case, the car owner is a partner-driver and the car must be 2009 or newer with less than 100,000 km mileage. The car must pass Uber car inspection (which takes place at Yaba or Lekki) and the partner-driver must possess Driver's License and Lagos State Drivers' Institute Card and go through Uber Drivers' Onboarding and pass the assessment.

2. The car owner hires a driver to use the car on Uber and earn an income. Same conditions for the car and driver. In this case, the partner (car owner) must have sufficient time, energy, skills, gut, etc to manage both the car and the driver to ensure optimal usage of the car and earnings.

3. The car owner appoints a registered Uber partner to manage the car and driver and get a fixed income for the car every week, usually on Saturdays. This is where my company plays. We have well-trained drivers and an operations team to ensure the cars are well used and only on Uber. We pay our clients a fixed amount for each car on Saturdays.

4. Hire-purchase or drive-to-own where the car owner gets a driver and the driver remits a fixed amount weekly to own the car at the end of a period.

You can buy very good pre-owned cars in great conditions. The cars do not have to be new. I am available to answer any further questions in order to guide you in this investment decision making.
Tokyo please I’m very interested in this Uber partnership kindly check your email, sent you a mail thanks
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Slymking: 4:01pm On Apr 24, 2023
Ymodulus:
@Tokyo I don't understand. Can you elaborate on what you yourself do?

For example I have two vehicles Toyota Camry 2013 and Honda Accord 2011. These cars are underutilized, how will you out them to use if am to hand over to you?
hello, sorry do you still have them now I need a car for the job I’m a very good and careful driver I just need a car to start working.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Slymking: 3:45pm On Apr 24, 2023
Duplik8t77:
bro my partner just increased my remittance fee from 30k to 35k. I guess it is cos I remit frequently without stories. I am torn between returning the car and continuing with the car. Started using the car November last year. Talmabout alot of drivers are even offering to pay him 40k weekly.
please I also need a car for the Uber job can you please help or advise how I can get a reasonable one to work?
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Ready To Join Forces With Russia To Defend National Interests - Beijing by Slymking: 9:18am On Feb 22, 2023
China the paper tiger with no claws always yarppin without action, better don't try stupid things that would provoke US and NATO cus China thought it about having million of soldiers that they can confront NATO I pity them, meanwhile this shitty China promised Ukraine protection if invaded by any nuclear power but reverse is the case here today but I wouldn't blame them as the saying goes"show me your friend and I'd tell you who you are" Russia also can't be trusted with anything so China and Russia are same.
Politics / Re: The Nigeria Labour Congress Endorses Peter Obi by Slymking: 9:09am On Feb 22, 2023
Buckeyemedia1:
An Empty Barrel will always make the loudest noise.

Mr Killer Khan grin.
OK
Politics / Re: The Nigeria Labour Congress Endorses Peter Obi by Slymking: 9:02am On Feb 22, 2023
Buckeyemedia1:
Shut up there, Useless Ipobian turned Obidient.
let meet please so we can continue this conversation face to face don't be a coward be a man you know it's a faceless site here na so you can run your stupid mouth why not say it Infront of me and be man stop being a boy
Politics / Re: The Nigeria Labour Congress Endorses Peter Obi by Slymking: 8:57am On Feb 22, 2023
Buckeyemedia1:
Tinubu begging Peter Obi, is like saying your father came to beg you that he is sheltering & feeding, is that logical to you?
this is not threat but if you stand in front of me and ulter this nonsense from your gutter mouth I'd kill you and bury your worthless lifeless body in front of ur father cus he failed u as a father to come mention my own father, it shall never be well with you, why not give me your address let have conversations bro.
Politics / Re: The Nigeria Labour Congress Endorses Peter Obi by Slymking: 8:50am On Feb 22, 2023
But didn't Tinubu said he was going to make Peter obi minister if he becomes president that he's got no chance and not waste his time? I guess he's living in reality now and probably scared of obi now, tinubu better start begging obi now so he would consider giving him maybe minister of women affairs cus na only post he can't steal be that
Foreign Affairs / Re: Joint Drills With Russia & China Sign Of South Africa's Independence by Slymking: 7:34am On Feb 22, 2023
Lol these Russians are really dreamers, well south Africa has always been a slave it's in their blood to be slaves and never be independent I mean they're the only African country without independent still under oyibo rule till now, Nigeria hold drill recently with US navy no noise or any advert as they're big boys big guns don't make unnecessary noises.

I'm waiting for them slaves to come quote me and say how reversed their brain is as Russia propaganda is really easy to tune their little brain, supporting Russia that doesn't give a hoot about y'all or even know of your existence on nairaland even if all of Una die finish Russia and China doesn't care, web Una own government kill Una what did their embassy here say to support you or even criticise ur government? Nothing cos you mean nothing to them you're just a black monkey to them and licking their ass now thinking you're spitting America, US would soon help Una life again when Russia start invading Una to take ur resources, dumbass
Politics / Re: Court Bars INEC From Using MC Oluomo To Distribute Election Materials by Slymking: 2:24pm On Feb 20, 2023
Fellow Nigerians abeg I need some money anyone can help me with transport fare to work I'm stuck and got no money with me here please anything I'm really in need of this may God bless you all 🙏🙏

OPAY
8155860518 king dare 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Celebrities / Re: Fadeyi Oloro Faces Eviction From Lagos Home, Solicits Financial Support by Slymking: 2:19pm On Feb 20, 2023
Cholls:
My brother send your account number, me sef I go send mine here so we can both see help together
Baba abeg make I send mine help me too anything at all is a big blessings 🙏

8155860518 OPAY
King dare
Politics / Re: Court Bars INEC From Using MC Oluomo For Distribution Of Election Materials by Slymking: 1:49pm On Feb 20, 2023
Helpfromabove1:
So we the court come and distribute the materials then


Or u expect inec to buy such volume of vehicles only to be used once in four years abi

Or they should use luxurious bus or hummer bus


Inec have already explained that he is dealing with bus owners and not Mc oluomo what else do u want

For example if inec need auto part for this election he as no option than to deal with Ladipo and Alaba but in this case he need bus he will have to deal with bus owner either Igbo or Yoruba bus owners in the state



I know how you feel trust me I really feel your pain, we are just being careful so no room for wayo sorry y'all APC really facing a lot this election every angle is punch all your weapons for cheating are being taken and it hurt you people sorry

1 Like

Politics / Re: 5 Days To February 25, Do You Have PVC? by Slymking: 10:24am On Feb 20, 2023
My dear friends PLEASE I AM TERRIBLY IN TOTAL MESS RIGHT NOW IM STUCK HOME NO CASH TO GO OUT PLEASE I NEED HELP ANYTHING AT ALL ID APPRECIATE JUST TO GET ME TO WORK ANYTHING AT ALL 🙏🙏☹️ MAY GOD REWARD YOU PLEASE PEOPLE.

8155860518 OPAY
KING DARE

I REALLY NEED THIS HELP
Foreign Affairs / Re: U. S Is The Only Global Superpower by Slymking: 10:16am On Feb 20, 2023
GeorgWashinton:
Thank you my friend.

America is doing a lot to the world but all these gullible ass licking animals of Putin will only vomit hate.
exactly, they're so gullible to the extent of being slave, they're just ignorant
Foreign Affairs / Re: U. S Is The Only Global Superpower by Slymking: 9:23am On Feb 20, 2023
God bless America, uncle Sam ain't dropping the position, America does lot of things for the world America is doing just exactly what a father should do to his children nobody is perfect but most people don't know how lucky they are having America as world power, if only people (African countries) licking Russia and China ass hmm I pity them by the time Russia begin to gain ground in Africa they'll start riding these mumu African countries and bully shit out of them SEBI some of Una dey see how they're treating their own white neighbors imagine how they'll oppress Africa without any defense those bastard are RASCIST better wise Africans. China on other hand planning to steal all resources in Africa by lending money then take assets in return and non of these shity bastardised bastard ever care about u they've never give aid or support to Africa but the demonic America send aid day n night yet you people prefer to be slaves and suffer.
Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa's Naval Drills With Russia, China Unacceptable by Slymking: 4:17pm On Feb 19, 2023
Laggafin:
For this matter.. i stand with South Africa.. Russia has never colonized any part of africa since that horrible berlin conference convened by German chancellor Otto van Bismarck.. Africa must be allowed to have other partners from the East.. the so called West has not reali helped our cause
imagine the mumu propaganda they're using to slave Una, Russia has never colonized any African countries, yes they haven't you know why? SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY'RE KONK RASCIST THEY HATE BLACKS THAN POOP SO THEY DON'T EVEN WANT TO COME ANY CLOSER TO ANY BLACK, WHY UNA NO DEY TROOP GO RUSSIA AND CHINA SAME WAY Y'ALL FULL THE WEST THAT YOU'RE CALLING EVIL? IF THEM SAY MAKE ALL OF YOU CALLING WEST DEVIL TO PICK CITIZENSHIP of EITHER RUSSIA, CHINA OR WEST NON OF YOU WOULD PICK THOSE DEMONIC MONSTER CALLED CHINA OR RUSSIA, EVEN IF U DO MUMUISM PICK THEN YOU WON'T LIVE THERE TWO MONTHS BEFORE YOU JAPA ENTER NIGERIA BACK .

1 Like 1 Share

Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa's Naval Drills With Russia, China Unacceptable by Slymking: 4:08pm On Feb 19, 2023
Vl3ly:
below pix is another heart attack for western slave
lol slave calling other people slave 😅 if you have some senses to think tell me how many of your black ass brothers are in that Russia you're licking their ass, people that see you as animals and less human they don't even give a pinch shit about y'all Africans, tell me how many times they have sent you help or aid or give you anything meaningful to help you even during the lockdown? That Una mumuism is why these people enslaved you Africans yet you're still licking their ass, shame.

1 Like 1 Share

Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S. Tells Ukraine It Won’t Send Long-range Missiles Because It Has Few To Spare by Slymking: 3:58pm On Feb 19, 2023
Vl3ly:
and that Poland is buying Russia oil through other country
that's not even bad but calling Poland liability to Europe and saying Hungary is better than all Baltic States is really rediculous bro, check Poland status on Google please, currently Poland has highest number of some sophisticated weapons infact the has highest number of weapons right now that's not even the point but Hungary has been taking both loan and aid funds from EU fi the past 6 years now nonstop even those smaller Baltic States has better and standard country than Hungary by far
Politics / Re: EFCC Denies Raiding Tinubu's House by Slymking: 3:51pm On Feb 19, 2023
Adonis69:
But there's no smoke without fire. Why can't EFCC investigate this man? Why has Buhari chosen to chase shadow rather than the substance? Instead of impoverishment of the masses, why can't law be passed prohibiting money politics, since it cripples the economy? Why can't the President order investigation into the allegations of hoarding of the new currency by some politicians, rather than making a stringent economic policy that brings austerity to the ordinary Nigerians?

Why?
because even your president don steal the whole country fund and the people wey he supposed arrest knows about his dirty deals how you expect him do anything when he knows they'll castigate him, Failed APC and evil mo'fuckers

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (of 7 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 64
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.