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Education / Re: Truth Or Dare: Mother Of Julian, 10-Year-Old Chrisland Gang-Raped Student Speaks by Slymking: 4:19pm On Apr 18, 2022
That kid wasn’t raped please stop spreading false news I have the video could have drop it but it’s inappropriate to do so but I can tell you that girl wasn’t raped and she’s a pro and she’s been doing it since only god knows when. Question y’all pose be asking are; who disvirgin her and how long has she been doing it? She doesn’t look like someone who’s just having her first sex not even 5th so she was even interacting with all of them and she wasn’t even the only girl in the room

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Nairaland / General / Re: Opeyemi Kareem: Trailer Crushes Social Media Influencer To Death In Lagos by Slymking: 1:54pm On Apr 10, 2022
fof1:


May His Soul Rest in Peace. Very Sad indeed.

But do You that [/b]all these Headlines are very wrong in English Grammar...?

Can Trailer Crush or Kill a Person, Why this Wicked Confusion Always,Pls?
Journalist and Other Writers should be very very Careful with their Choices of Words and Headings,Pls...

"[b]TRAILER DRIVER CRUSHES...TO DEATH.
.."

It is d Driver that Killed the innocent Man and not d TRAILER, Joor.
you need real quick recovery ur mumu self Dey try wash another person but ended up embarrassing your life with your idiocy showing your stupidity smh
Foreign Affairs / Re: NATO Member Slovakia Gives S-300 Air Defense System To Ukraine: Prime Minister by Slymking: 8:26pm On Apr 08, 2022
Dude are you for real?
paafin:


Even your US will be non existent by now grin
Romance / Re: Help! A Man Is Threatening To Release My Nudes, I'm Depressed! by Slymking: 5:22pm On Apr 07, 2022
Try to get plastic brain
07kjb:



Justifying rubbish,if your nude got leaked and you are an Igbo girl forget about marrying. na to go into porn acting officially
Romance / Re: Help! A Man Is Threatening To Release My Nudes, I'm Depressed! by Slymking: 5:16pm On Apr 07, 2022
Look I’ve got only few ways to help you solve this, first don’t mind these people shouting arrest him or take lawyers to him or whatever, if him go leak am he go do even right in the court sef so what then is now your profit? All your wahala and fears of not being seeing would be in vain so why no just kuku face your demons then and win without going through more stress and embarrassing yourself outside, babe you’ve already leaked your own nudes by yourself na don’t you know? So why are you still afraid? Trust me you’ve already done it yourself all you gotta do now is to be strong and courageous call the boy tell him pop and plain too post it that all then just go sit somewhere and enjoy yourself no be everybody sabi u or even go hear am believe me after few days people would forget totally, nothing new under this heaven people have experience this before and they didn’t die, so since you have mind to tell all Nigerians that you’re naked and leaked your own secret out what else then are you scared of? Abeg go take some beer and high then have good sex with ur new bf. This I would tell u take it
Politics / Re: Adeboye: I Don’t Know Whether There Will Be 2023 Election Yet by Slymking: 3:05pm On Apr 03, 2022
Oga Mr Go stop embarrassing yourself and stop showing how foolish lier you are, which God dey speak to you,na from glo line or email? Stop deceiving your gullible followers,so if lucky for you anything happens and they postponed the election like gej did you would claim credit for that and even if it's opposite you'd still do the same, either way you're gonna claim your God told you that as you're lieing now by playing mind game, top-notch scammer!

I know the gulible followers would quote me and defend their master who already brainwashed them
Business / Re: This One No Be Money: Fuel Reseller Rejects 100 Dollar Bill Given To Him (Video) by Slymking: 9:09pm On Mar 11, 2022
OSDBLISS:
Of what use is life when all it offers is poverty. How a young guy like me got enmeshed in such a huge debt is just so mystifying. I'm broke and depressed. I think it's time I end this my miserable life. Pls help a sad soul
How do you now tend to end it now? Na watin u go talk just help a ritualist make them use ya head no just waste ya empty head wey no fit think than suicide ode
Business / Re: Someone Mistakenly Credited My Account With A Huge Sum by Slymking: 6:34pm On Mar 06, 2022
EASYGURU:
Something similar happened to me last weeks. I logged into my wema bank mobile banking app so I'll spend money in my alawee account that I've not touched oooo. Lo and behold. I saw another bank account there with 2.2mil naira. Note I used my own Mobil banking details to login ooo only for me to see another person account number on my profile. I had access to empty the whole 2.2m using the same mibile banking pin as i used in logging in ooo or finger print but i ignored. I just called bank straight and for over 5days bank didn't do anything. I had to call them again warning them that i have no interest in the money as i don't know how it became attached to my profile and i also do nor have any interest in the funds there. I told them this is the sixth time I'm contacting you concerning this. I won't be part of whatever fraud you guys are planning. I also instructed them to record the call conversation as it would be used as evidence against them should incase of any fraudulent activity i warned. After about 24 hours later they restored my account. See screenshot attached below

Screenshot bears my real account account name (Red Arrow), (Green Arrow) account number. If you check the account number with another mobile banking app you'll see it's a different name.
Bros you no fit get another chance like this in life again hope you done make it sha else e no sure o
Celebrities / Re: Davido, Chioma & Ifeanyi Have A Nice Time Together At His London O2 Show (Video) by Slymking: 3:50pm On Mar 06, 2022
Senomi:

On the left side of your brain there's nothing right and on the right side of your brain there's nothing left

If you like no go trap man marry, very useless local evening newspaper wey the frontpage don tear
but why you finish this lady like that na, sure she no go ever near your place again till Putin use the nuke lol

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Foreign Affairs / Re: America’s $200m “doomsday” Plane That Protects Vips In Event Of A Nuclear War by Slymking: 3:39pm On Mar 06, 2022
goodheart01:
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Did u read where it was written that it can be in mid air for a week?? One week is enough for major nuclear effects to clear off Incase of a nuclear strike
plus no nuke can distroy the entire earth atleast not yet, so even if e go dey na same OYINBO wey do pencil do eraser

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Politics / Re: Constitutional Amendment: National Assembly Disgraced Our Women – Gov Wike by Slymking: 2:02pm On Mar 06, 2022
Walkee:
lol you are a mugu. Who's supposed to be complaining, the boy that has to use his money to feed the girl's family and her entire clan or the girl who would most likely not contribute anything?
No girl is denied education just because she is a girl. Go to any university gates and stand, at least 65% of the student that will pass you by would be female.
If a woman work hard and long enough she will definitely land leadership role but we all know they'd rather the position is handed over to them just like everything else.
A woman is not supposed to inherit property. A woman is expected to get married and become part of her husband's clan and she and her children inherit her husband's property and the ones he in inherited. This is not even applicable to every culture. This is how it is my culture in Edo state but in Delta state, they split the property among all the children both male and female.

Men die on top women everyday during sex, nothing is done to the woman, they'd say he took drugs. If a woman should die in a man's house during sex he'd be lynched to death.
You have zero point.
totally truest sir but nobody is talking about this
Politics / Re: Constitutional Amendment: National Assembly Disgraced Our Women – Gov Wike by Slymking: 1:53pm On Mar 06, 2022
NaughtyBrainiac:
Wike definitely doesn't know the meaning of gender equality. Reserving a certain percentage of seats exclusively for women is gender INEQUALITY.

There is gender equality already because both men and women have the right to be voted for at any level.

A woman can become President of Nigeria, Vice president, Senate president, Speaker of House of Rep, Governor and whatever a woman aspires to become.
God go kuku bless you Bros, this issue of gender all over the world tire me, shey them women dey expect say make them come carry any title or position they wanted meet them at home ni? Me no get it
Politics / Re: Newly Approved Police Women Dressing (Optional) by Slymking: 1:40pm On Mar 06, 2022
CalabarPikin:
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So officers that are traditionalist should start hanging charms all over them...

The celestials should start going barefooted on uniform


Whoever brought religion to Africa is a fool
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and course shall follow their gene forever
See watin then turn us to
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin: Russia's Neighbours Should Not Escalate Tensions by Slymking: 10:42am On Mar 05, 2022
backbencher:


1.US went nowhere near Libya. (Obama wanted to, but Congress threatened him with impeachment low key)

2.Russia also imposed its will on many European countries after WW2, with invasions (Hungary 1956, Czechia 1968, and threatened Poland in 1981, which led Jaruzelski to impose martial law to preemtively stop them), invaded Afghanistan in 1979, and also basically ran an empire called the USSR till 1991. And then there is Chechnya and Georgia.

Stf jo keep mute with your blocked head and let’s breath fresh ya mouth stinks.
Go read about BENGAZY and come tell me if US never near Libya or did, who rat ghadafi out, who gave weapons to citizens to fight their government. Read before you just say out ya unreal imagination that doesn’t make sense in public abeg
Politics / Re: GTBank Gave Osinbajo Campaign N200m In 2015 (Above N1m Limit) - Gazette by Slymking: 7:28pm On Feb 08, 2022
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TooNoisy:
What a stupid and useless lie. I am sure Prof will sue these idiots.

GTBank CEO is a brother to Jimi Agbaje who ran on the platform of PDP. It is a know fact that GTBank funded Jimi Agbaje and PDP in 2015 because Segun and Jimi are siblings.

So how can the same GTBank fund Osinbajo? Make absolutely no sense. Segun Agbaje cannot fund APC against his brother.

I am sure these are paid lies from PDP lying machines... from the camps of Atiku, Saraki, Tambuwal, Wike and Obi.
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Unku e dey malo lakaye yin lekankan na, is Jimi agbaje running same sit as osinbajo? So if he funded Jimi fi governor he can't fund presidency?
TRASH
Politics / Re: Reps Probe 45 Million Accounts Without BVN With ₦1.2tn Deposit by Slymking: 12:45pm On Feb 08, 2022
obyrich:
Some of them may be owned by dead people. I have 4 abandoned bank accounts angry
So you are a dead man with 4 accounts but without Kobo in it
Webmasters / Re: What Are The Advantages Of Federal Government Web Developer Job? by Slymking: 6:27am On Feb 06, 2022
[quote author=yusluvad post=109981940]Please any web/app developer in OTA-OGUN STATE should quote yme...[/quote
At your service bro
Family / Re: My Husband Cant Make Love To Me Without First Masturbating To Porn by Slymking: 2:34pm On Feb 05, 2022
Goldbw122:

It happen every day or you stay in door all day
ah I curse whoever suck your brain.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chat Operators Work From Home by Slymking: 2:09pm On Feb 05, 2022
Still on!?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Need A Private Driver In Ikate And Obalande by Slymking: 1:38pm On Feb 05, 2022
Please I can drive sir I need work please
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Family / Re: My Husband Cant Make Love To Me Without First Masturbating To Porn by Slymking: 1:29pm On Feb 05, 2022
Goldbw122:
He doesn't want you to get pregnant.. may be he has another wife and kids somewhere else and he just want to keep you as a side chick. Sorry.
Seriously?
Trash of the century from your trash mouth,put this trash you just typed in your hand and smell it urself if it's sensible to you?
Brainless and thoughtless comment ozwo
Politics / Re: 2023: South West APC Govs Divided Over Tinubu, Osinbajo, Fayemi by Slymking: 5:02pm On Feb 03, 2022
freshkpomo:


Bros they have a say... If you see the way they are crawling all over the internet most especially nairaland like ants ( you know ants na,those red ants on a straight line like zombie) and always fighting those saying the truth,then you will understand that they all solidly behind the plan to force hardship down our throats for a second time..

Someone once said Osinbajo is just a VP and has no say in the government. I told him, he has a say. If he has said to himself, I can't be part of what this Government is doing and simply decided to resign, by now he would have been a hero.. but no o, pastor join them dey thief, kill and life to Nigerians.. we all have a say bros!
hmm e choke cus these are the people who mostly make the most noise wen the country is on fire again but just cus of token bread and 500 with 3 derika of rice they'll support these evil power mongers that has just only one goal and mission on that site, me no dey worry again cus our country is long gone and can never be okay again,I'm not cursing or saying this for saying sake na correct true I dey yarn so, the best is to hustle hard and gét outta this shithole fi better life and leave those slowpoke with their masters here

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Politics / Re: 2023: South West APC Govs Divided Over Tinubu, Osinbajo, Fayemi by Slymking: 12:38pm On Feb 03, 2022
freshkpomo:
I used to think Yorubas are one of the most smartest tribe in Nigeria, but since this Tinubu and Osinbajo presidential stuff started, I stopped taking them serious.. As in they talk like people without brains, but I still have not concluded yet. I will wait till Yorubas who are members of YPP,APGA and maybe PDP talk before I can conclude if what I am thinking is true because we all know that anyth6 that has to do with APC is always associated with brainlessness. All APC member are under a spell and hypnotized, you can see it in the way their leaders like Lai Mohammed and Co confidently dish out some stuffs which no sane man will say.

Once you tell APC zombies the truth, tgey always think everyone is PDP or ipob. That's the first sign of mental slavery. They have nothing reasonable to defend their party always PDP this,Ipob that and so on.. If Yoruba want the presidency badly,they should drop Tinubu and Osinbajo if not they will be so bleeped without condom that they will bless for weeks..

1. South east hates you.
2. South south won't support two thieves who dethroned Jonathan to being a failure and hardship upon Nigerians.
3. Northerners know Osinbajo as a slave and Tinubu as someone they can't trust. They will rather vote their own.
4. Tinubu will fight Osinbajo just as he fought Ambode.... A dead end for you guys, but some idiots keep opening multiple accounts to deceive themselves that they have followers.. wink
I just always laugh at you lot how y'all think upside down and refused to think straight or just be wise, so na them Yoruba people dey pick fi them the asshole leaders abi? Cus you talk now you dey feel as if you have said the real truth and know the universe problem,you just generalized everybody like say the people even have say to pick whom they want or we're all the same
Crime / Re: Secret Spiritual Things Yahoo Plus Boys Do To Make Money:video by Slymking: 7:02pm On Feb 02, 2022
Antoeni:
Anytime I see guys wearing Dreadlocks, Tatoo , I assume they are either Yahoo guys, Ritualist ,weed smokers or All of the Above.
Shey na only me dey think like this, abi you dey think like that too?
Didinrin ode afofun gbemu arundin olopolo Lilo, you are supposed to be used for ritual
Car Talk / Re: Interiors Of Bugatti, Lamborghini, Mercedes, Bentley. PICK ONLY ONE! (Photos) by Slymking: 6:09pm On Feb 02, 2022
See reason kids are doing ritual lately wen una go dey show all these angry

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Food / Re: The Basket Of Tomatoes I Bought For N1,500 - Ogun State. by Slymking: 6:46pm On Jan 31, 2022
heniford2:
I think is everywhere oh my mom told me everything is getting high when she budget 500k for thanks giving service to her church she had to change it to 800k telling me everything is high i had give her 1mil i thought she was making it up know i am believing undecided
Baba please I need loan oh I have some unfinished business I don't mind paying extra please help I beg you
Health / Re: Government Hospital Mistakenly Switches Babies Whose Parents Have Same Surname by Slymking: 4:50pm On Jan 30, 2022
Chartey:
I'm sure it's a lie. A lot of people post false stories on Twitter for engagement calling it "content".

Only people who're not familiar with how Labour rooms look like would believe this nonsense. First of all, how many women will give birth at exactly the same time in the Labour ward?

I've worked in extremely busy labour wards where more than 10 women are very close to giving birth but it's still rare that two babies would come out at the same minute.

Now let's even assume that happens, is it the same midwife/assistant or doctor/assistant pair that would take the two deliveries at the same time?

Now let's even assume the same person cleans or resuscitates (if necessary) the two babies. The person would likely take the APGAR + weight of one and document first before doing for the second. Immediately after that they'll have to give the mother to keep the baby skin to skin/belly to belly and attempt to breastfeed. So the baby won't be away for more than a few minutes.


Now, all these activities happen in the same labour room, in a designated area usually in the line of sight of the mothers in standard labour rooms.


This narrative needs to be killed abeg. Nobody dey switch babies. Healthcare workers as a rule try to be very careful to avoid anything that has legal consequences.


NB: For DNA tests, if a baby is switched, it won't have any of the mother or father's DNA. If it has the mother's DNA but not that of the father, then someone lied.

Off cause you would support your comrades na when e be say na watin una dey do, why take babies outside the mother ward for cleaning? I'm not saying the super story real or lie o but things like this happens alot for pay which I've seen and experienced so you've no idea how other clinic operate don't back them or cover them
Crime / Re: Fleeing Boyfriend Who Killed Lover For Money Rituals Arrested In Ogun (Video) by Slymking: 3:59pm On Jan 30, 2022
Totilopussylick:
17-year-old Wariz Oladeinde from Kugba.

19-year-old Abdulgafar Lukman from Kugba.

Mustakeem Balogun from Bode Olude, all in Abeokuta.

Soliu, the leader of the gang


Lazy youths tongue

I wonder who loves money pass for this country.

The Ibos go extra mile to make money legit.

The Yorubas mine skulls and yahoo plus to become rich and none of them has made it to the Forbes magazine tongue.

Oduduwa and skull mining are like 5 and 6 tongue.


It's a shame fi you as stupid and daft as u are, you letting ur anus think and help you decide, if you get head u would know nnewi people are number 1 ritualist in Africa and non Igbo make money legitimately fufu na tribalistic shit and hypocrisy una know

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