rattlesnake:
This is why i tell people
JESUS IS THE WAY

*AMAZING*

Q: Who is god?
Ans: Jesus
Q: Is Jesus the son of Mary.
A: Yes
Q: Who created Mary? A: God.
Q: Who is God?
A: Jesus
Q: Jesus is the begotten son.
A: Yes
Q: Who is his father?
A: God.
Q: Who is God?
A: Jesus.
Q: Jesus is a servant of God.
A: Yes
Q: Jesus died on the cross?
A: Yes
Q: Who resurrected him?
A: God.
Q: Is Jesus a messenger.
A: Yes
Q: Who sent him?
A: God.
Q: Who is God?
A: Jesus.
Q: Did Jesus worship while on earth.
A: Yes
Q: Whom did he worship?
A: God.
Q: Who is God?
A: Jesus.
Q: Did God have a beginning?
A: No
Q: Then who was born on 25/DEC?
A: Jesus.
Q: Is Jesus God.
A: Yes
Q: Where's God?
A: In heaven.
Q: How many Gods are there in heaven?
A: Only one God.
Q: Where's Jesus?
A: He is seated on the right hand of his father.
Q: Then how many are
they in heaven?
A: Only one God.
Q: Then how many seats?
A: one
Q: where's Jesus?
A: Seated next to God.
Q: How are they seated on one chair?
A: Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.
�Hahaha what a confusion�

�So beautiful to be a Muslim�
�May Allah have mercy on us all and grant us His straight path for us not to go astray� Amin

I didnt expect anytin less from you since u're a chosen.

Issorite

kunlexxy:
i applied for this same job online. Are those that applied online not supposed to be invited for interview rather than this other means they are using? Another means of doing mago mago with the recruitment.....


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Jazakallahu khaeran

May Allah accepts it as an act of worship

.if you like make obanikoro the chairman of pdp, it wont change anytin. He's already a goner.

Are u sure this isnt mazi nk

PotatoSalad:
Tatafo who asked you?

hahaha emene own self plenty

PotatoSalad:
Mehn see Blown Loofs

yes oo like those in abakpa, enugu

I have feelings i've gotten this already

If the status quo remain, u'll surely last long.

What a heading!

April Fool

Watch out for mine soon.

Hmnn ... If a school in ABU status is guilty of this saga, how much more state-owned UNIs let alone polytechnics. All i can say is result dino(ing) cuts across all institution. This won't help us in the diaspora. Our education system need a total and urgent reformation. Say NO to DINOLOGY.

Exempted from nysc? But Dino shared his suppose nysc pix this morning. Ayamnotunderstandin

Calling you a 'bigot' is an understatement.

sweery:
Be coherent!

do you have the word 'SARCASM' in your dictionary at home?

Yes pls, say no to tribalism. We can as well say ' Afonja's kids were sold to biafra by biafrans @ the parallel market' . Dont just be a tribal bigot, it's called HARDWORKING

gsmphoneseller:
I said it that those behind apostle sulemans ordeal and spreading the lies are Hidden Muslims..... Not the sincere Muslims but those that have planned to annihilate Christianity in Nigeria.....

I only feel bad because My Nairaland is one of the channels they are using to propagate lies against Christianity and Pastors....

But why don't these accusers of the BRETHREN go to court to seek redress orther than this campaign of calumny and character assassination?

Simple because it's fabrication that can never be proven in a court of competent jurisdiction......

In all, let the accusers go to court and stop the media trial.......

You just played a PENALTY KICK to THROWING.

HARDDON:


Im not one to split hairs wit shallow , gullible mortals of ur likes.
Have a nice day lad

yea thanks ADULT for supporting ADULTery

HARDDON:
Bull!

He can as well just sign his death warrant!
Astute bull!


Poc, a Pastor does not only belong to Church, he can also show up in Court!

Spiritually n Legally fit!

That case must be pursued to a logical conclusion n not amount of intimidation wud deter.

Let her gather her evidence. See her in court amist all d spiritual torture! She must confess!

you shall want disgrace this man. Do you think the writer is a stupid bigot? From his tone, u can deduce that he's talking from pool of experience and proffering the coolest solution i tink apostle is considering now after yesterday's revelations. Do you tink hotel management in naples and new york can be compromised? Get some sense bloke!

I doubt u'll return it if it's 180million. bh doc.

Hypocrites everywhere. Preaches one man one wife but do otherwise. I just pity ur gullible followers.

These officials onky capitalise on the gullibility of the then ruling party because it's very sure that the card reader cant be tampered with @ the very first time of use. They see the money as free money but hunting them now. Nigerians(civil servants) are indeed fantastically corrupt

But seriously ... I tink they said ADULTery is for ADULTS. Abi?

The same reason that guy used LAWMA bill to buy data for you. Now their house is stinking.