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Celebrities / Re: Ice Prince Shares Rare Bedroom Selfie With His Hot Ghanaian Girlfriend by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:56am On Feb 22, 2015
#TeamBlogBusters, no need to click the link. cheesy

Jokes Etc / Re: Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:54am On Feb 22, 2015
Why do you guys have to insult our size?! angry

All because am 19.5 inches long embarassed cry
Nairaland / General / Re: Pls I'm In Need Of Aa LED Tv by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:51am On Feb 22, 2015
siegfried99:


I just say make I Hala u grin

Okay now cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Pls I'm In Need Of Aa LED Tv by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:46am On Feb 22, 2015
siegfried99:


Bros how far na grin grin

Fine oo grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Pls I'm In Need Of Aa LED Tv by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:52pm On Feb 21, 2015
Me too
Romance / Re: 9 Types Of Kisses And Theirmeaning by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:48am On Feb 21, 2015
angry
Romance / Re: Which Of These Statements Make A Man Feel Happy The More? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:38am On Feb 21, 2015
Would you like to meet my Daddy , Dangote ? cheesy

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Travel / Re: 100 People Agree To Go Live In Mars ...and Never Returnto Earth by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:32am On Feb 21, 2015
Reminds me of the series : THE 100







who else Knows that movie? cheesy

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Nairaland / General / Re: Open Letter To Barcanista by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:43am On Feb 20, 2015
dein77:



Insulting and lampooning whoever DARES to disagree with them is their trademark.

My dear, Barcanista was literally walloped and boomed by the broom wavers. He was bullied!

Now they are crying. ...

grin I asked a friend if rain was falling what would he use, umbrella or broom, dude said broom? undecided

... Cause it would sweep his house

I replied by asking what rain has to do with brooms, and if he Knows that dirty brooms while sweeping can leave more dirt for you.

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Romance / Re: Top Ten Funniest Side Chick Pics/memes by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:40am On Feb 20, 2015
grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Open Letter To Barcanista by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:26am On Feb 20, 2015
I realised APC now only insult when asked to defend themselves.

They are really missing barcanista grin

Barcanista : The Ronaldo Of Nairaland APCs, (remember when we heard ronaldo was joining madrid from United?)

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Health / Re: If Taking Our Bath Makes The Body Clean, Then What Makes The Bath Towel Dirty? by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:37am On Feb 20, 2015
Dirt still on the body which is Left in the water on the body.
Gaming / Re: Who Remembers This Game (photo) by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:35am On Feb 20, 2015
Lol, red - R. E. D, red, choose a number. .. grin

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Politics / Re: Gej Must See This!! by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:56pm On Feb 19, 2015
Desola:
Lol...the respondent above me has no clue! grin

Tell the OP that, its stale now, no longer funny.
Romance / Re: A Lecturer Professing Love To A 15yr Old Lady, [see Pictures] by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:52pm On Feb 19, 2015
siegfried99:
U and the man no dey shame @OP angry

15 years? shocked hian!

I shake bum bum for u

Except of cuz u are a kid as well grin

OP na 17 sef, so no shake bum bum for am again cheesy

Politics / Re: Gej Must See This!! by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:50pm On Feb 19, 2015
Were you sleeping when this was all over nairaland yesterday? undecided
Technology Market / Re: Hilarious Advert By Philips Electronics In The 80s by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:46pm On Feb 19, 2015
grin why now?! grin

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Romance / Re: A Lecturer Professing Love To A 15yr Old Lady, [see Pictures] by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:45pm On Feb 19, 2015
Wetin u sef dey do with 15 year old girl? And even putting screenshots with her pic as background on the net?! Ive seen her full pics.
Politics / Re: KOWA PARTY Presidential Candidate Mrs Sonaiya Oluremi Begs For Supports by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:41pm On Feb 19, 2015
grin grin OP, talk true, is she your mother or church member?
Family / Re: What Are The Names You Cannot Give To Your Child? by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:35pm On Feb 19, 2015
YourMain:
Sarah
Mary
Bob
Sandra
Any Nigerian names.

These are nigerian names

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Family / Re: What Are The Names You Cannot Give To Your Child? by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:33pm On Feb 19, 2015
Romanus
Okoro
Osunbade grin
Edward
Magnus
Gayanus

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Celebrities / Re: Does Wale Of Maybach Music Really Plan To Move To Nigeria? by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:14pm On Feb 19, 2015
Lies!!! Bloggers looking for traffic!



Ask yourself, na so aunty linda start?! undecided



MODIFIED : just checked his Twitter handle, planning on joining mavin records embarassed chai! Your music career will die! Nigerians no too like oyinbo kind music, only dancing beats make sense to them, even with dead lyrics embarassed *crying like mama peace *
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Who Won Legal Battle To Change Her Name To Abcdefg Hijklmn Opqrst Uvwxyz by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:11pm On Feb 19, 2015
It haff tey oyinbo people are madding!!! grin
Politics / Re: What Is Really The Change, They Are Crazy About? by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:05pm On Feb 19, 2015
lyricalpontiff:
U r daft

Answer his question, not insult him, or dont you want to bring more people into the wind of change?

His question : your reason for supporting buhari, dont bring GEJ in while doing that? And what has changed in buhari from 2003 till now.

If you insult and have no tangible answer, you have been changed to a blind follower.

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Romance / Re: 4 Reasons Why Guys Ask For Unclad Pictures by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:55pm On Feb 19, 2015
OP, we didnt beg you to send that boy your unclad pic undecided





This wont smell trending, talkless of FP angry

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Pets / Re: What Kind Of Snake Is This? by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:57am On Feb 19, 2015
#Photolising #PhotoOnlineShopping
Car Talk / Re: Check Out My Modified 05 RX330 On 22inch Wheels by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:57am On Feb 19, 2015
lordpapi:
I have Realy considered the nija road effects. I am always carefull on the road. I know the type of force of impact n d type, dept n shape of pothole that can affect the tires n wheels. I am kind of considering its effects on the suspension if there is any.

On suspension, your shock absorbers would have to deal with more weight from the rims, you would have a comfy ride, but there is every probability that the tires would lose balance or get ruptured in pot holes.
Family / Re: What If Your Husband Tear Your Daddy Slap??? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:17pm On Feb 18, 2015
grin grin grin it go Funny o! grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Annoying Superstitions Of Nigerians by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:13pm On Feb 18, 2015
If mango falls on your head, its Badluck undecided
Celebrities / Re: She's Human! Beyonce's Unedited Photos Destroy The Internet by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:11pm On Feb 18, 2015
Ayaya!!! grin

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Family / Re: !!!! GREATESTNESS !!!!! by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:09pm On Feb 18, 2015
I just came to laugh at your thread title gringringrin

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