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many Nigerian parents would not be happy that their child has a girlfriend at such an early age, Lola Omotayo shared the photo of
her and Peter’s kid Cameron on Instagram.
The original caption is: 'Cameron and his beautiful girlfriend Leonor. Hopefully these “relationships” will survive until these two get a little older'
if na me, my mama go first tell our neighbours with shout, come take me to pastor, after pastor advice, it's time for Popcee's cane
9ja parents! they won't want us to have relationships, but we must bring husband/wife at the end of the day

Lynxx

see him at the British International School,Lagos. when he was still a good boy
see him fat cheeks and moustache

benromeo39:
nai make the judges nur dey complain na.

If fine boys plenty, them for don beg us to stop the nominations.

Na naijaboiy and chibwike be C.ronaldo and Walcott for there, see as bance and taiye taiwos full there.

Before person wey nur understand English mention me; the rule is "do not insult the contestants", make them swear say them nur get dream to be footballer at one point for their lives.

crazy guy

benromeo39:
bros, I'm telling you.

If any of ur guys dey go through heartbreak or dey depressed, just give them ur phone make dem view the first page of this thread.

E go work pass night of a thousand laughs.

[size=50pt]walai!! I nova see 1 handsome guy there! [/size]

I NOMINATE MR.OLODO , despite his retirement

Emyben:
Team #Emyben. Can this win? lol. yipee

you try......small

stlarry001:
Should I contest, cheek my profile out and tell me or better still beg me just like the way pdp is presently begging jonathan to contest.
I wish the guys that are contesting a nice one but please all this wizzy dress niggers and horror faces or pen size guyz make una rest joor.


WE ROCK

[size=50pt]*clicks his profile, views his picture, falls from bunk bed!!!!! laughs and runs on the street na.ked* [/size]

say4gunit:
For hw much?

[size=50pt]A BRIGHTER FUTURE [/size]

[size=50pt]THE UGLY ONES ARE NOT YET BORN!!

NOMINATE SMALLPENIS FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE [/size]

[size=50pt]I NOMINATE SMALLPENIS !!![/size]

Omo! see sexy dog! it fine pass some Nairalanders sef

Fatalveli:
Me keh, d last time I did such a tin, I almost with the total dislocation of my cerebrum, make I kuku leave her 4 one of my oga @ d top @ handie,smallpenis,onemansquad,candy,bluestarry and emmykul4love abi bawo

yes oooo

Hanasbay:
Sorry to burst ya bubbles ... I hardly read novels

it's not a novel, it helps you with business ideas

Introduction

Ahead of you stretches your future like a road leading into the distance. Along that road are ambitions you wish to accomplish… righteous desires you wish to gratify.
To bring your ambitions and desires to fulfillment, you must be successful with money. Use the financial principles made clear in the pages which follow. Let them guide you away from depravity to that happier life that possessing financial resources makes possible.
Like the law of gravity, financial principles are universal and unchanging. May they prove for you, as they have proven for so many others, a sure key to a prosperous life.
Please continue reading and enjoy this inspirational work.

THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON WAS WRITTEN BY SAMUEL GEORGE CLASON, and I really learnt alto from reading it, so I will like to share the book with us all. if you like 'Think and Grow Rich' , you will like this book...., am sure some of us have read it too.

all rights belong to GEORGE SAMUEL CLASON, and I have been granted right to share and print by his publishing house, below is a copy of the document.

TAGGING: AndyBlazePenis , yun9Neph , Hanasbay , Geofavor , labaski , imsuboi, Sircomeference , ilotriouzAY , ezzylee ,
Jskelly11 , Dreyl , destante , emzypaz , tallesty1 , mention , handie , onemansquad , marieolae

[size=50pt]I VOTE FOR VIVLY[/size]

they will also be judged, check Genesis 9:5 'for your life blood I will surely demand an accounting. I will demand an accounting from every animal. And from each human being too.....'

what is a car we in the US don't know what a car is

experimentist:
smallpenis vs strongpenis... Let the girls judge. Abi I resemble gay for ya eye?

I tell you say I be gay I love pu.s.sy

experimentist:
smallpenis vs strongpenis.. I wan stake bet o!

my odonlodonlo is very flexible, while his own is strong, so mine is koboko, his own is fulani cane, so bros, which one is more painful

StrongPenis:
you sure say you no smoke weed so? speak for yourself bro

my brother, remember our late father (chief Dr Hon pen.is), said you must always agree with me!!!

I want to sleep.

once I want to help my neighbour carry her pant, I remember what I detest: MENSES

but if na to touch am when she de wear am....

alexis007:
are you sure you didn't buy it @ Aba?because those guys can sell fake things eh...

I bought it there *cries*

yes brother, this thread is for you! .....SISTER! yours will come later

are you insecure? do you feel like a yabaleftician? are your posts on nairaland senseless? well this are the steps on how to prove to people that you are SANE!!!

1. wear your clothes inside out

2. wear your clothes immediately after washing, it must not dry oooo!

3. barb skin-cut and cream with palm oil (ara é ma dan )

4. all articles of clothing to work through out this week should be red, tie, shoe, shirt, watch, trouser e.t.c

5. wear a pant inside out, and once the time is 12midnight on the dot, run inside a police station and shout BOKO HARAM!!

6. run inside an army barrack wearing different shoes, slap the soldier at the gate and say: November Fool!

7. by 5am, be na.ked, wear only a pair of boots and a condom, then go for jogging till 8am

8. wear a singlet, a skirt and a pair of cover-shoes, go straight to your boss's office and bang his table, then say: give me 50 BILLION DOLLARS now!!! (he will sign you a cheque right away!!! )

9. on Sunday, when the church is quiet and the sermon is going on, stand on your seat and shout: devil thank you!! pastor shame!

10. if you are unable to do no.9 above, wait till offering time, as you are about to drop your offering, steal the offering box/basket and run away

BONUS: when talking with people and they say something funny, instead of laughing, just smile and say: LOL


DISCLAIMER: DO THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK, AM TYPING WITH MY IPHONE 9 ON MY DUSTBIN MANSION.MY FELLOW SANE PEOPLE, GIVE THESE PEOPLE YOUR OWN ADVICE TOO.

mods, this is just for fun educative purposes only

wakacome:
gives him a punch*****dem dey dance shoki on top ur head??****breaks bottle on this head..**

*dies*

alexis007:
smallpeni$,how far?you never buy that enlargement cream wey i recommend?and this one wey you don dey use soprano voice kol marieolae...una 2 wan mate?

I buy the cream o, my odondolondo come reduce by 5inches, now from 16.9inches to 11.9inches

marieolae:
would u hv voted for me?

yes of course, every guy on NL would have voted for you

OP, THIS IS 9JA, THESE THINGS DON'T APPLY TO US!! BABE, I LIKE YOU, I HAVE OVER A MILLION IN MY ACCOUNT, AND AM A CHEERFUL GIVER, SIMPLE!!!






with your copy and paste

marieolae, Alexis007 , I sight you!!!

marieolae, why aren't you contesting for miss NL 2014