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I smell kids all over this thread.. anyway, sticking to fifa on my Xbox1

firstEVA:
jokes apart are you serious

I hate that guy

Yea, view his profile www.nairaland.com/Mynd44

cokacoola:
dnt mynd the mods, it only tonto dikeh topic they put on FP

Troll while you can, Mynd44 has been removed from modship by s. e.un

Cokacoola ! You are learning fast


Mods!! FRONT PAGE! Heart warming topic *sobs*

Just came to represent the space bookers.

They are on their way

What's sex We here in Uzbekistan don't know it.

It depends on the level of bear bear and curvaciousness

I know the answer, will be back to modify

TIP: people act differently under the influence of the Spirit, some behave like that, while others... ... ..... Na wash

Yes ooo *dancing shoki on 3rd mainland bridge * it no concern me
"'we will go there and win the Golden cup" in mama peace voice.


Like if Nigeria will beat South Africa

Simple, she's gay and is just dating you cause its the norm in the society...... Or
















She doesn't know the reason and importance of love due to the condition called Romancius Aparthack

Lie!!!

If this makes front page! I will enlarge MY penus MY coast

It seems he retired from modship and hasn't come online since on Sunday. (seun sacked him )
The troll who became a super mod will be missed.
A minute of silence for him.......... ........ And now....


Let the insalts at him for all his wickedness towards trolls begin! !!

Tags: Andyblaze, boiledcorn, krall , liability, mrcork , spacegoat.

Slonge2:
i remember the day after watching a jetli movie and emulating what i thought were some badass, foolproof moves from the movie, i went to challange the foremost bully in my class then. The guy so whopped my azz that i almost fell unconscious.

from that day i became a pacifist..








moral of the story: no trust oyinbo and their movies, e fit kill you..

That's how it almost killed me

Here are 20 things films have led us to believe(Especially Hollywood).Here are few i decided to share for laughs.

#1.Large, loft-style apartments in NewYork City are well within the price range of most people—whether they are employed or not.

#2.Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

#3.It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

#4.When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightlybluish.

#5.Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

#6. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

#7.It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

#8.You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

#9.Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

#10.A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

#11.Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

#12.Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

#13.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

#14.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

#15. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

#16. All black cats are evil.

#17. Witches and cultists usually dress in black and red.

#18. If aliens invade earth, the USA would be their destination and the only place they would destroy.

#19. If any insect bites you, you will get a super power from it.

#20. Aliens understand English.

Very important bonus
*Actor no dey die

I believe he's the real davido, all the accounts he listed in his first post are really verified. carry on boss.

David! Davido!! Oya talk true, you be bully for school??

Respect to the Baba of a thousand children

I'll advise you go for plan 1

dapzyadix:
nobody likes reading at night, dia is no much option nooni

Abi! No mind am

woah!!!

prefer FM on PC to android, that of android is all about luck!!!

what concerns Nigerians

*enters, starts dancing old school afro jazz*