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So aw many stars will this earn us in heaven ?

Just the same way you lack brain

cerowo:
Lols.... Did i tell u am crushing on anybdy here on NL Op?

he said it...

Uhm so it is in the Guiness Book of Records ehn... Oshi ati iranu

Holy ghost fire with a current of lightning visit this fool

importexpert:
oya trapqueen77 your home is ready for classcaptain to come and announce that tosyne2much is also a Nairalander just like mcbrooklyn who is a Nigerian like Banita27, a known Romance lander who just like generalbush and lengtinny always want to compete for first to comment as if Nevetsibot and fvckshit have not been competing for cerowo, not knowing that she is crushing for imma2 and halfpenny who are both sigledad with no children just like other Nairaland bachelors that includes but not [b]limited to START LISTING

What was i even saying? this is either a memory mix up or a form of mentions [/b]

jesu!!!

Hoe-boy

Leave them let them call us broke.... I like it cos i go juz tel dem say i dey broke when they ask for their usual recharge card

Laro kutukutu monday... Shey ee ni ise ni

Jst wait... Ur spec is still a toddler..

Is it nuh the girl that looks like monster like that

Honestly, i'm nw confused of what millonaire really means?....

U dont have to involve us op

And dat's how one nce 1 student is singing awa ti make e...

Tahrah:
Shey o broke ni?

ko ye emi na

And we are sayin bobrisky is mad... So wat are we gon' call this one

mzhorlah:
peem so what will follow

so daring... Issorite goan sleep

I dnt really knw buh i think their child is bobrisky

mzhorlah:
shut urs with it

oya hold dat lips.. Iffa hear peem

Ehn ehn ti e ba e.... If u get tired of my lengthy broadcast messages u either take this down or block me... Nairalanders u wait he will run

Do u even knw we have education section on Nl?

Tahrah:
Shey ko re yin?

is it nuh iya tawa that gave him expired cigarette?...

Who use to give this boy spoilt agbo ehn

mzhorlah:
it's sexy now, ain't it?

pa enu mo!!!

konjinus:
I hope it ur papa u r talking to

i dnt knw the hotline of yabaleft

Here all our sisters are looking for the latest whitening nd bleaching cream

We were told to always lead by example

If he's nuh a celeb leave him.. U dnt have to link him to tonto huh?

I will never help a mad man... Cos to an insane man, the advice of a sane man is not sane

Op did we fúcking ask u to narrate ur story? Oga swerve

If u meant dick i saw none... Even cassava tuber i didnt see... So whara u saying

Because we've seen too much of threads like this and we are tired... Ahhhh! Ahhh!.. Oya ko eru ee ko ma lo