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Jokes EtcRe: If You Check This And You Don't Smile, Your Problem Big Pass Me (pic) by smardray(m): 6:49pm On Nov 17, 2016
u ursef knw say u get problem bro come go nd buy goya oil nd bring 2000 naira
mumu perzin
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Stuns In The Muse Factory For Complete Fashion Magazine’s “fashion by smardray(m): 6:47pm On Nov 17, 2016
and if its me dat wore my decemba clothe no one will hear no one will call me slayer

hmmm no wahala
Jokes EtcRe: Throwback Photo Of Simi Before The Fame by smardray(m): 6:45pm On Nov 17, 2016
person wey say money no good where hin dey
CelebritiesRe: Rapper CDQ In Happy Mood As Nairabet Boss Dance To His Music[pics/video] by smardray(m): 6:44pm On Nov 17, 2016
cdq dey find sure bet

kikikiki


CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Spotted With Majid Michel On Set by smardray(m): 6:43pm On Nov 17, 2016
op y did u still write married we know she is married we dnt ave bad minds to b tinking dey are dating
LiteratureRe: Sinister Affections Part 2 by smardray(m): 6:39pm On Nov 17, 2016
waw waw waw

oh i mean
wow wow wow

nevetsibolt u re ohhhhh no english
lemme use d little i got from uncle dotun
u re fantastic, great oh oh oh
u re a henry....simply meaning u re d captain
u nid to see aw i was dancing wen i saw dis mention

somebody borrow me english lemme shower dis bro with great grammars


ya story is a bomb

nw lets talk abou refreshment
iya rukaya giff nevets one seaman
nw lemme get two orijin nd one epa
orrrghhh front seat is booked
lemme seat here first
i can still pursue solomonbrown64 away from dat seat
oya royh nd jarizod go nd bring me my glasses im set to go wit nevets on dis 1
oya frequent update na hin we want nevets
ride on
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CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu Blast's Adeniyi Johnson" Please, If You Don't Have Shame "I Do by smardray(m): 1:24pm On Nov 17, 2016
tiwa savage nd tee billz just ended deirs deirs anoda set of mumu are about to start deirs no problem one day one day me too go b celeb anytime i fight with my gf nairaland, lindaikejiblog, vanguard, punch all of dem go carry d newz


hold on anoda fight is about to start oo watching in hd wanna see adeniyi johnsons reply its nw 1-1
CelebritiesRe: Why Are Nairalanders Not Following Nairaland (photo) by smardray(m): 11:55am On Nov 17, 2016
make i talk tru
me wey dey struggle dey subscribe
na me go still dey go facebook go dey like one page
KOJO

nd if i eventually visit dat page
aw am i to see all dose epic reply by smellymouth...jarizod....airforce1...nd even theblessedman huh
CelebritiesRe: Did Cassie Get New B** Bs ? ( Photos ) by smardray(m): 1:55pm On Nov 16, 2016
now wat shud we do huh ok maybe we shud start pressing now abi FTC tho
LiteratureRe: Wole Soyinka: "I Will Tear My Green Card If Donald Trump Wins" by smardray(m): 6:02pm On Nov 03, 2016
....walahi baba soyinka ...dis is d first tym i will see madness obviously in dis baba

lemme tell u if u tear it

u tear it nonii yen

u expect donald to comman prostrate for u abi


y nt kuku kill ursef

bt wait walahi trump get many enemies for naija


has he once looted our money huh
CelebritiesRe: Serious Drama As Woman Suddenly Vanishes Into Thin Air (photos) by smardray(m): 5:56pm On Nov 03, 2016
oshey awon iya oshoromonga bt shey na rapture huh abi na merlins magic
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Fierce In New Halloween Themed Photo by smardray(m): 5:53pm On Nov 03, 2016
...im nt surprised dat nigerians...especially denrele are nw celebratin haloween

ask me why


everyday na halloween for dis didinrin girl...hes not even a boy
CelebritiesRe: 16-Year-Old Meraiah Ekeinde Is Growing Into A Fine Young Woman by smardray(m): 5:50pm On Nov 03, 2016
....shes ripe huh..ar u telling me.... now wah shud we do we shud go and unripe her wait first im nt understanding dis ripeness of a zomebody ooo《in falz voice》
CelebritiesRe: What's Happening Between Nicki Minaj And Meek Mill? by smardray(m): 5:45pm On Nov 03, 2016
now u re asking me whats happening between dem
i tink say u no see d way d hold hand wat am I even saying op jxt copy nicki minaj nd delete dis thread
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Flaunts In Bridestead Dresses (photos) by smardray(m): 5:39pm On Nov 03, 2016
no try am no even try am at all no wed linda is still searching
u are flaunting cheesy jst negodu
CelebritiesRe: “I Will Run For 2019 Presidential Election, If…” – Basketmouth by smardray(m): 5:30pm On Nov 03, 2016
my mind tells me ur brain is asthmatic....

bro ur jokes are wack as f*ck...

wait first aw many comedian don contest aw many don be naija president

ur stupidity is outa d world

to talk of it...

find donald trump on fb
tell him

ur mama go cry for u walahi

nt a supporter of trump

abeg na who get basket moth moniker for NL

wanna beg him for a ministerial appiontment

if he eventually wins
Jokes EtcRe: If You Used This Book..go And Marry by smardray(m): 5:16pm On Nov 03, 2016
go find bride 4 me
CelebritiesRe: Davido: If I Die Bury Me In A Gucci Store, As He Lavishes Millions Shopping by smardray(m): 3:27pm On Nov 03, 2016
electrokcoi:
may be technically he's on his way to other side
no problem
..let him go...
we dont needhim
CelebritiesRe: Davido: If I Die Bury Me In A Gucci Store, As He Lavishes Millions Shopping by smardray(m): 6:31pm On Nov 02, 2016
dagrin sang his...he died

is davido dying huh?
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Is Hotness Personified In This New Picture by smardray(m): 5:55pm On Nov 02, 2016
cheesy grin[b] she hot tru tru...he dey even pepper me for hand...na insyd water my fone nd hand dey nw...

on a serious note....

if u wanna tell me its hot...jst edit a text tagged hot with snapic apk...den i go gree[/b]
CelebritiesRe: Actress Uche Ogbodo Blasts Man For Saying Her Colleague, Rita Edochie, Is Fat by smardray(m): 5:43pm On Nov 02, 2016
grin embarassed embarassed embarassed uche ogbodo...i apologise for dis guy....ehn ehn ...ok she's thin....too thin....ohh like a strand of hair....nw shey iyaf do u....


people love listening to lies..I dnt knw y..mumu man
CelebritiesRe: King Denrele Edun At It Again by smardray(m): 5:36pm On Nov 02, 2016
if i tell op naw dat he's stupid...some mumu will start quotin me...oshi..

lemme jst say it slightly

u re f◀◀lish


so u re calling dis goat a king


ohhh maybe kings of goat...

d guy for handsome die if hin b man

bt goats are always goats
LiteratureRe: Sinister Affections By Nevetsibot by smardray(m): 2:42pm On Nov 01, 2016
where is my gun...searching seriously for my gun


i nid it for jst three tins...


henry is back in comatose...if he hear say perzin cork gun ...he go wake at d count of 3

danlandi is back for evil....i wont blow his head off cos of zhara..bt if he see my kalashnikov..he go run


lastly bae trina is a goner...if i eventually find mu gun


now nevetsibot
comman kneel hear
raise ur hand!!!

where is d part 2....


super nice story tho
LiteratureRe: Sinister Affections By Nevetsibot by smardray(m): 2:42pm On Nov 01, 2016
where is my gun...searching seriously for my gun


i nid it for jst three tins...


henry is back in comatose...if he hear say perzin cork gun ...he go wake at d count of 3

danlandi is back for evil....i wont blow his head off cos of zhara..bt if he see my kalashnikov..he go run


lastly bae trina is a goner...if i eventually find mu gun


now nevetsibot
comman kneel hear
raise ur hand!!!

where is d part 2....
CelebritiesRe: Dija Show Off Her Acting Skill On Set Wit Mercy Johnson,Kanayo,Queen Nwokoye(pix by smardray(m): 2:22pm On Nov 01, 2016
nikkypearl:
Di'ja is pretty! But.... embarassed
leg is thin nd teeth is large
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Yemi Osinbajo In Boston, USA by smardray(m): 4:58pm On Oct 28, 2016
gidgiddy:
Its unfortunate that Osibanjo has no charisma. I can bet my last kobo that half of all Nigerians dont know who he is.
start betting until u sell ur family house to bet...mumu....as if anyone knws ur father...nd charisma has changed meaning right?..what has dat got to do with d vp spotted somewhere oversea.. bro i dnt wanna say dis bt i must.. u are dumb,daft nd dull(3d's nigga)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea : EFL Cup (2 - 1) On 26th October 2016 by smardray(m): 8:49pm On Oct 26, 2016
man u fans b using 1 red eye to b watching nolito nd iheanacho....nd b using anoda smiling eye to b watching kouyate...oya hazard...off cloth...command play
CelebritiesRe: Ladies Will You Allow Your Husband With A P.a That Looks & Dresses Like This by smardray(m): 5:31pm On Oct 26, 2016
. kolewerk....all i can say is kolewerk...over to d next person
Jokes EtcRe: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by smardray(m): 5:07pm On Oct 25, 2016
hmmmm boda jarizod....hmmmm u get book of Jokes here ..na hin u see me 4 corner dis aftunun u no tell me.. theblessedMAN.....Royh... tgold1......comman see dis big thing dat jarizod has here....oya make I laugh join kikikikikukikiki
CelebritiesRe: You Know This Generation Is Crazy When A Bride Came Like This To Her Wedding by smardray(m): 4:50pm On Oct 24, 2016
new level of madness attained....u shud nt nw give 1 witch woman food at d wedding... u will b surprised dat d ambulance will b d 1 to take u to mortuary
CelebritiesRe: Woman Place Her Virginity For Sale At £325,000 by smardray(m): 4:43pm On Oct 24, 2016
mtxhewww is d money to buy u or is it to buy ur destiny .....mtcheww cum to ibadan...speak 7 grammars...5 girls will already b giving u Mouth Gig .....without money ooo...if u wan pay charges go to asokori hotel...2 ashawos.....100 naira each...abi if na virgin u want...come aba nla I go arrange five for u...oshi....recessionalized perzin huh

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