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u ursef knw say u get problem
bro come
go nd buy goya oil nd bring 2000 naira mumu perzin |
and if its me dat wore my decemba clothe no one will hear
no one will call me slayer hmmm no wahala |
person wey say money no good
where hin dey |
cdq dey find sure bet kikikiki |
op y did u still write married
we know she is married
we dnt ave bad minds to b tinking dey are dating
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waw waw waw oh i mean wow wow wow nevetsibolt u re ohhhhh no english lemme use d little i got from uncle dotun u re fantastic, great oh oh oh u re a henry....simply meaning u re d captain u nid to see aw i was dancing wen i saw dis mention somebody borrow me english lemme shower dis bro with great grammars ya story is a bomb nw lets talk abou refreshment iya rukaya giff nevets one seaman nw lemme get two orijin nd one epa orrrghhh front seat is booked lemme seat here first i can still pursue solomonbrown64 away from dat seat oya royh nd jarizod go nd bring me my glasses im set to go wit nevets on dis 1 oya frequent update na hin we want nevets ride on |
tiwa savage nd tee billz just ended deirs deirs
anoda set of mumu are about to start deirs
no problem
one day one day me too go b celeb
anytime i fight with my gf
nairaland, lindaikejiblog, vanguard, punch all of dem go carry d newz hold on anoda fight is about to start oo watching in hd wanna see adeniyi johnsons reply its nw 1-1 |
make i talk tru me wey dey struggle dey subscribe na me go still dey go facebook go dey like one page KOJO nd if i eventually visit dat page aw am i to see all dose epic reply by smellymouth...jarizod....airforce1...nd even theblessedman ![]() |
now wat shud we do
ok maybe we shud start pressing now abi
FTC tho |
....walahi baba soyinka ...dis is d first tym i will see madness obviously in dis baba lemme tell u if u tear it u tear it nonii yen u expect donald to comman prostrate for u abi y nt kuku kill ursef bt wait walahi trump get many enemies for naija has he once looted our money ![]() |
oshey awon iya oshoromonga
bt shey na rapture
abi na merlins magic |
...im nt surprised dat nigerians...especially denrele are nw celebratin haloween ask me why everyday na halloween for dis didinrin girl...hes not even a boy |
....shes ripe ..ar u telling me....
now wah shud we do
we shud go and unripe her
wait first
im nt understanding dis ripeness of a zomebody ooo《in falz voice》
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now u re asking me whats happening between dem i tink say u no see d way d hold hand wat am I even saying op jxt copy nicki minaj nd delete dis thread |
no try am
no even try am at all
no wed
linda is still searching u are flaunting
jst negodu
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my mind tells me ur brain is asthmatic.... bro ur jokes are wack as f*ck... wait first aw many comedian don contest aw many don be naija president ur stupidity is outa d world to talk of it... find donald trump on fb tell him ur mama go cry for u walahi nt a supporter of trump abeg na who get basket moth moniker for NL wanna beg him for a ministerial appiontment if he eventually wins |
go find bride 4 me |
electrokcoi:no problem ..let him go... we dont needhim |
dagrin sang his...he died is davido dying ? |
[b] she hot tru tru...he dey even pepper me for hand...na insyd water my fone nd hand dey nw...on a serious note.... if u wanna tell me its hot...jst edit a text tagged hot with snapic apk...den i go gree[/b] |
uche ogbodo...i apologise for dis guy....ehn ehn ...ok she's thin....too thin....ohh like a strand of hair....nw shey iyaf do u....people love listening to lies..I dnt knw y..mumu man |
if i tell op naw dat he's stupid...some mumu will start quotin me...oshi.. lemme jst say it slightly u re f◀◀lish so u re calling dis goat a king ohhh maybe kings of goat... d guy for handsome die if hin b man bt goats are always goats |
where is my gun...searching seriously for my gun i nid it for jst three tins... henry is back in comatose...if he hear say perzin cork gun ...he go wake at d count of 3 danlandi is back for evil....i wont blow his head off cos of zhara..bt if he see my kalashnikov..he go run lastly bae trina is a goner...if i eventually find mu gun now nevetsibot comman kneel hear raise ur hand!!! where is d part 2.... super nice story tho |
where is my gun...searching seriously for my gun i nid it for jst three tins... henry is back in comatose...if he hear say perzin cork gun ...he go wake at d count of 3 danlandi is back for evil....i wont blow his head off cos of zhara..bt if he see my kalashnikov..he go run lastly bae trina is a goner...if i eventually find mu gun now nevetsibot comman kneel hear raise ur hand!!! where is d part 2.... |
nikkypearl:leg is thin nd teeth is large |
gidgiddy:start betting until u sell ur family house to bet...mumu....as if anyone knws ur father...nd charisma has changed meaning right?..what has dat got to do with d vp spotted somewhere oversea.. bro i dnt wanna say dis bt i must.. u are dumb,daft nd dull(3d's nigga) |
man u fans b using 1 red eye to b watching nolito nd iheanacho....nd b using anoda smiling eye to b watching kouyate...oya hazard...off cloth...command play |
. kolewerk....all i can say is kolewerk...over to d next person |
hmmmm boda jarizod....hmmmm u get book of Jokes here ..na hin u see me 4 corner dis aftunun u no tell me.. theblessedMAN.....Royh... tgold1......comman see dis big thing dat jarizod has here....oya make I laugh join kikikikikukikiki |
new level of madness attained....u shud nt nw give 1 witch woman food at d wedding... u will b surprised dat d ambulance will b d 1 to take u to mortuary |
mtxhewww is d money to buy u or is it to buy ur destiny .....mtcheww cum to ibadan...speak 7 grammars...5 girls will already b giving u Mouth Gig .....without money ooo...if u wan pay charges go to asokori hotel...2 ashawos.....100 naira each...abi if na virgin u want...come aba nla I go arrange five for u...oshi....recessionalized perzin ![]() |

jst negodu
[b] she hot tru tru...he dey even pepper me for hand...na insyd water my fone nd hand dey nw...