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splenzard:
Oga Tekno, Shoe get size na

38-24 = 14

if she had a child at Fourteen, she for don born your mate

Jackrich:
The face of recession is real.

phlamesG:
I'm a young man in his early twenties. I've been going out with this particular girl for close to a year now.
I can tell that she loves me, and don't get me wrong I love her too, I mean she's very beautiful and well endowed in the right places, she's also a good cook and good in bed. But my worry is that she's too obtuse and uninteresting. Whenever we're having a conversation or discussion she doesn't make meaningful contributions to the topic, sometimes her contributions are not well thought out and when she says them it makes her sound dumb. My friends have even given her a nickname 'mumu'. Whenever they want to ask of her, they be like "Charlie® that your mumu girlfriend dey"?
I am kinda afraid to introduce her to my parents so she won't embarrass me. My parents are very particular about the kind of girl I bring home, and trust my dad he's going to bombard her with a barrage of questions. She's also not interested in global happenings around the world or within the country or even recent developments. What really sparked my ire was the just concluded USA elections. I remember calling her and teasing her as to who will win the elections, trump/Clinton, but I was dismayed by her response " who is trump?" I was totally dumbfounded, how can someone who isn't an illiterate not have an inkling about 'trump'. I'm not saying i know all about the elections, I wasn't even interested in the USA elections because I already knew it was all mere propaganda, but nevertheless I kept up to speed.
Her further response killed my vibe "what concern me with trump? Is he going to give me a role as a telemundo actress?"(she's obsessed with telemundo btw,which brings me to my next point)
She so much loves telemundo and zee world, the only concise narration she can give is the breakdown of an episode of zee world. It's breaks my heart because I love her and want to marry her in the nearest future, and I don't want our kids to turn out to be morons.
Conversations with her are so boring, she basically adds nothing to the topic of discussion. Our time together is mostly spent on long silences

I need only positive responses please...

bazzyblings:
Third to comment

tintingz:
I thought it was the cucumber girl.

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dainformant:
A pastor in Uganda has sparked outrage after spending big for his lavish wedding held yesterday in the country. The wedding of Pastor Jimmy Luka and Blessing Elizabeth Mulungi, is said to have consumed over Shs500 million (over N45million), according to multiple reports.

The couple wedded at prophet T.B Joshua's Synagogue Church of All Nations SCOAN (where the groom is a pastor). From there, they were transported in a convey of luxury Hummer cars to their reception -with lots of dignitaries in attendance.

Now online users have been enraged by this big spending especially in this period where the country is also suffering from economic hardships. See different reactions below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/tb-joshuas-pastor-sparks-outrage-after.html


Is it ur money?

BAMSRAY:
WOW!!! I LUV THIS......is nice to spend money to build house of God.....this new heaven.