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jane5020:
Which movie is this pls

Lies lies lies everywhere

krauss:
Your peeps are funny. If I tell you my age and tell you that I have never told a girl "I love you" let alone romance any, you will agree with me that you are not alone on this. I only pity you because i believe your parents are overreaching their bounds. I have deliberately remained celibate even though in my case I have ladies I crush on till today. I also have a flexible opinion like you about the country's statutes on people's sex choices, even making "suspicious" comments on SMN's. A lady once told me while I was serving some years ago that she suspected I was gay, given the way I comport myself around women. I laughed and after explaining certain things to her, she mellowed down. Freaky what I have said but I welcome every criticism. N.B, I am well above 20 and still proud of my celibacy. Guy, do not let them change your philosophy. Bunch of retar..ds

The op no tell u say he choose to b celibate o

SmellingAnus:
Had a friend in secondary school that chicks like hanging out with but he was a virgin while I was his direct opposite... His case is even worse than the op... A girl in pant or short skirt will get his attention more than a nude girl... He doesn't like to see a girl nude no matter how beautiful... This guy has been seduced several times without giving in... I tried to spoil him... Encouraged him to romance a particular girl which he accepted... His hands were on her laps and when it got to her pant, he according to him he almost screamed... This guy is not gay... Even after secondary school when he went to the UK ,I was hoping he will not return a virgin but the guy still came back as a virgin The sight of puci is very disgusting to him... He even said his younger brother is worse than him... He is one of the strangest guy I ever came accross... I don't think it has anythting to do with his religious beliefs but he was a Jehovah witness guy... ... Mennn God have mercy on me for trying to encourage/motivate that dude to fornicate

Dat dude is gay

Hector09:
Help i am a boy of 23 yrs old and my mother is forcing me to have a girl frnd..it all started last year when i was eating with my younger sister...and my younger sister was gisting me abt her experience in school cus she was a fresher then, telling me how her frnds go out 4 shoping with there guys and i promised her that any time bet9ja we pay me that i we take her to lag 4 shoping and my mother was stering at me and when my sister ask her what the problem is...she said that she is worried abt me that since july 1993 the year i was born till now that she has never heard me talking abt girl that her fear is that i might be a gay due to the type of life am living or that i might be importent..she even suggested that we should go to test and when i declined she was upset...after that i taught that everything was over...not knowing that she has already discus this issue with my elder brother and my elder sister..that same day my elder sister called me and start abusing me telling me how i am a blacksheep and a disgrace to the family that i am a gay..that she is 100% sure that am a gay that becus of my comments when the Federal government was abt to sign anti gay laws that i critisize the federal government via my facebook that if am nt a gay that i would nt be angry abt the law...after that i taught that maybe the issue is dead and gone...nt until yesterday when my mum pastor called me that i should cum and see him when i went there he was asking me abt the gay stuff again he even went ahead 2 ask me abt my girl frnd when i told him that fornication is a sin...and he ask me of if being a gay is nt a sin and i told him that am nt a guy that neither do i need a ny girl frnd and he ask me if am importent and i said no...he said that my family is worried that am a gay...when i went home my father called me that he gave me till the ending of this month that i should bring a girl or i should go to test..that if not that he we disown me...when i told him that the only girl i have ever luv is my friend's girl frnd and my younger sister he start calling me an evil child...am confuse right now cus everything thing is turning against me even my sibilings my mum even went ahead to call my aunty thats in switzerland telling her that am a gay..that she we knw longer allowed me to travelled to switzerland as it was earlier plan..my mum gave me four days to prove my innocent or she we mad 4 me and that she we tell everbody. What should i do am nt intrested in having a girl frnd beside am nt working

Are you gay? If not, how sure are u dat u are not gay because am not understanding how a guy of 23 yrs Wil not av a gf n in ur case u never get gf ones. Hmmmm is it that u are shy to woo girls or what

ireneony:
I guess my vaginal

Pictures or adonbeleveit

Wetin dey worry am.he no even get normal motor na so so machine like say him na flo rida

GreenPlumes:
She is 23. She has been a bad luck all this while. Something somewhere is trying to teach me to send her away, and away she will go. Never again!

Good. All the best sir

Hello

[quote author=GreenPlumes post=52566644]She had been unhappy with me since 25th December. So she planned for the ex to make her day on new year.

I'm no longer with her. I just asked her to come with me to the clinic so that the doctor can believe me.

She dated the guy for more than 10 years since childhood when she didn't know the meaning of hepatitis and they never made love... I disflowered her. The guy's parents kicked against them marrying each other cos guy's parents are rich. The guy never moved on. If u check my other threads...I am broke, and being unable to solve a money problem during the Xmas was the genesis of what made her behave that way on new year.

Maybe she didn't plan for sex, who knows.[/quote




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I am sorry. U just have to let her go, u did the right thing. If I may ask how old is she? N pls take this into ur next relationship NEVER ALLOW UR GF TO STILL KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ER X it's not advisable. N to get clarity ask her wat really happened over der. Ask her if she had planned on sleeping with him.bcus I think d fact that she traveled to him means she had planned it all out.

First of all y will ur fiance choose to have sex with her ex at the beginning of the year. Wat does she mean by that. I will not take that from a girlfriend let alone fiance n u are still with her. It's a very shameful thing. It's as if u are not good enough. Dats y I don't allow my gf keep in contact with her X. She knew d guy has std n still av unprotected sex with him n den transfer it to u. Bros der is something u are not telling us., y are u still with her.

Over 347 million on mesillinious alone no wonder d man dey cary lie for head

each time u complain he tells u d oil is performing miracle in ur womb.



Madam run. Ur husband is into bad stuffs

sirfee:
;DOur polithiefcians and pastorpreneurs are like 5 and 6.I just can't stop laughing,he should show me the picture or I don't believe.

ray Charles

Donshemzy1234:
For your information....

Mona get sense for ones Abeg enough of d IDGAF

Wetin dey worry kalu. Just because u no use no mean say odas no go use bullet proof cars. It's done in every country. Government officials drive bullet proof cars. What he should be complaining of us d amount of money dat our law makers take home every year

Rizmo:
Really? Did Baba call Kabiyosi a liar?
After partaking in consuming the cannoli that Grandmama made for them?
Baba disrespected Kabiyesi. Disrespected grandmama.

;Dzootopia

There's this guy ending of last month he bought u a phone. So just to go him house go meet am nAh b d problem Abi. D boy don spin u b4. U u collect d phone. Una girls go dey think say una smart. If I slap u ehn u go find d boy go him house go ffuuck am FOOLISH child

Small priick wan f**k big toto. All this teenage boys n stupidity are like five n six

I love it

Y are all ur topics pusssy dis pusssy dat. Warisdis na

Jarizod:
Your own sister..bro art thou mad

He is mad

caukerzee:
Well it goes like this; I met this girl some months ago. I instantly had a liking for her reason being that she looked so much like an old friend. We got talking and as time went on, feelings began to set it. I made my intentions clear to her about wanting to date her and she was like "let's see how it goes". We hung out a couple of times, from the signs I was getting it became obvious that she was intrested in me.
One night we got chatting on whatsApp after we came back from an outing. I asked her: "hope you had fun today? " she replied: "yes. Thanks for making my day. It was generally a good day except that I'm having issues with my boyfriend ". ["Did I just hear boyfriend ?"; I said in my mind] Trying to play it cool I said: "Sorry about that". At this point I told many thoughts began to cross my mind. Not wanting to be a girlfriend snatcher I let it pass. We continued chatting. After a few convos she asked me: "Hope you're not hurt ?" "About?" (Pretending not to know what she was talking about ): I replied. "About the boyfriend stuff? "
"Nah...why should I?"
"But I have feelings for you and would have really like if we could work out I'm sorry ".
"Now I'm going to cry in my pillow for weeks (I said jokingly )".
"Lol. You're funny ".
"Do me a favour ".
"what ?"
"You're going to be responsible for getting me the second most beautiful and amazing girl now that I can not have you".
"Lol ".
Long story short, she began trying to convince me to give it a try. Telling me how her boyfriend stays outside town and how they only see once in a while. I let her know that I can't share my woman with another man, how I can't be the side guy. She kept insisting telling me to trust her. I still let her know that more than affection I need comitment and how it's impossible to be commited to two people and all the emotional baggage that comes with it (having witness a similar scenario ). She told me to pretend I didn't know about another man in her life. She kept insisting. I then asked: "If you have a boyfriend what that make me?"
"Boyfriend": she replied. We kept going back and forth about the scenario until I told her to forget it as I cannot be a "Backup plan". She claimed I did not care about her feelings.
The following evening her roommate called me asking me what I did to her friend and how she had been crying all evening. I felt bad and asked to meet so we could talk things over. I eventually agreed to date her giving her the following terms :
1. That she figures which of us she's going to continue with and a day will come when she has to decide or it's over.
2. That she never brings him up whenever we're together.
She was very happy and took the offer. Things got off to a great start. Time went on and we increasingly got fon of each other.
The first day we kissed, she told me she was feeling guilty. Trying not to be a drama queen, I reacted cooly. I just reminded her about our agreement of not bringing stuff like that up. She cries any time we have sextet and as time went on I made her feel comfortable about sex.
The relationship went on. We had fights, we reconciled every time like every other normal relationship.
A few days ago when she was supposed to leave town to her family for the Christmas, we had our goodbye sex and all that. We said our 'byes' and 'i miss you(s)' & parted ways. Latter that evening, she called me and was crying over the phone. I told her to calm down and tell me what the matter was. She told me that what she did with me earlier in the day, she did with the other guy. My heart shattred. I was so furious and didn't know what to say. I just ended the call. She kept calling and texting to apologise saying she won't bring him up again and that she needed someone to talk to at that point that's why she called. Ignored her for a while then I replied her; if she wants us to work out, she we have to meet up and talk about our relationship should be ideally. But she seems not to be able to make up her mind. I feel this is a typical case of trying to eat your cake and have it.
What do I do?

From wat u wrote now I can tell u dat d girl is a teenager n her bf is d guy she lost her virginity to. Dats y she cried during sex.cus she felt bad n dats y d first time dey meet when she left u dey av sex.dat guy is in control of her. She can't put him away just like that. Go n look for ur own gf

blackjah:
kpekus is the ultimate goal of the MALE race

Smh Nairaland Pipo sef

Whytelyon:

import stdio.nl
import secondeye.nl
import gfmodule.nl

main() 
  If found:CheatingGF==true
     Then 
          DisposeCheatingGf()
     And
         puts: EndOfSory()
Else found:goodGF ==true
     Then
          Puts:RelationshipTillMarriage()
       And
          puts:EndOfStory()

End.

I wrote this simple code to check for cheating gf'z on Nairaland Op take note.

Lol na java?

It's not new. Kids av been doing it. Saw two boys about the age of 12 n 13 about 7 yrs ago doing the same thing at a popular resort in my city. I just watch dem in despair

Hdayo1:
17. Toyota Camry 2007- Muscle

Muscle is the real name of that. Nigerians did not give it that name

passyhansome:
Who cares?

Na dis meme of dos who give a Bleep dey reign for NL now Abi. E gud

Mtcheew DRAGED PRESIDENT BUHARI TO CULT like say buhari go stand with am for cult

fernandoc:
When u have money frivolities like this won't. Bother u. Mschew

Bros girl wen wan leave u go leave u, money no join

midolian:


This MMM sef, bloggers don use am make money pass the participants

I dey tell u