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CrimeRe: Man Loses His Cool And Str!ps In Public To Ask For His Money In A Bank In Lagos by smartasuen(m): 7:50am On Dec 27, 2021
Naija - Land of Wereys!
CelebritiesRe: Singer Mo'cheddah Welcomes Baby Girl (Photo) by smartasuen(m): 7:49am On Dec 27, 2021
Dis babe, sorry, married woman, where u dey all dis yl?
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Meets Wyclef Jean At Global Citizen Forum (Photos, Video) by smartasuen(m): 7:46am On Dec 27, 2021
Dis babe don travel pass The Traveller, sorry, The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Seems travelling and meeting celebs are her hobbies.
SportsRe: Odudu Otu Wins Gulder Ultimate Search Season 12 by smartasuen(m): 7:43am On Dec 27, 2021
Wasn't he the youngest in the competition?
So glad for the lad mehn!
EducationRe: The Sex Life Of Female Lions Which You Probably Didn’t Know About by smartasuen(m): 4:36pm On Dec 26, 2021
No wonder Lion is named 'King of the Jungle!'.
To go 20 rounds in 24 hours no be beans.
HealthRe: Cigarette: Smokers Are Liable To Die Young! Why The Sale? by smartasuen(m): 4:32pm On Dec 26, 2021
The government shouldn't be exactly blamed for the sale of Cigarettes. Everyone knows that it's in the nature of man to try out any food, drink, substance, activity, etc that is objectively deleterious to health so long as it is known to offer some form of pleasure.

It's like telling a child not to feel the surface of an aluminum pot on fire, guess what, the child only believes you when they touch the hot surface and it burns their fingers.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Christmas With Kiddwaya (Photos) by smartasuen(m): 12:34pm On Dec 26, 2021
When too much money dates, sorry, meets overpopulated money.
CareerRe: What Was Your Biggest Win In The Year 2021 by smartasuen(m): 12:32pm On Dec 26, 2021
Total liberation from a toxic relationship with my ex.
RomanceRe: Female Soldier Detained For Accepting Proposal From A Corps Member, Has Been Rel by smartasuen(m): 12:29pm On Dec 26, 2021
Fine soldier woman!
Car TalkRe: Lady Gifts An Uber Driver $100 After A Ride In Lagos by smartasuen(m): 12:29pm On Dec 26, 2021
She don do Christmas for the guy, but was it necessary to have it announced on Social media?
CelebritiesRe: Video Of Psquare Apologizing To Fans At Their Concert In Lagos. by smartasuen(m): 6:46am On Dec 26, 2021
Abeg make person watch am, com tell me wetin dem talk.
Na everything una go post as topic for this thread.
CelebritiesRe: Today Makes It A Year Without Sleeping With A Woman – Small Doctor by smartasuen(m): 10:34pm On Dec 25, 2021
Not bad, not a massive achievement too.
A massive achievement would be staying a year without taking alcohol, drugs and smoking shisha.
CrimeRe: See as they squeeze human being like toothpaste Vikings and Eiye PHOTOS by smartasuen(m): 9:29pm On Dec 25, 2021
Na im be say Benin go dey boil seriously now.

Cultism doesn't pay, hasn't paid, never pays and will NEVER pay, desist from it!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Boxing Day : What Do You Want For Christmas ? by smartasuen(m): 9:06pm On Dec 25, 2021
Well, something happened last week. I scrape myself comot 6K com go one Okrika shop collect 2 Jean trousers (blue and black). Both looked okay on me cos I put them on right there in the human being's shop.
I wore the black jeans trousers only twice na im I just brush am small with slightly soapy water, rinse.

As I type dis, the trousers don turn to wetin Okada man for Ado Ekiti don wear hustle for the past 7 years. As for the blue, e don dey turn grey after small scrubbing.

I've been gnashing my teeth over it for the past 8 days.

I'm seriously asking God to provide for me so I can get even if it's just one pair of original trousers before next year cos dis young man is almost trouserless.

Thanks!
BusinessRe: Christmas Picture Of Tony Elumelu And Family by smartasuen(m): 8:57pm On Dec 25, 2021
Na the trend be dis now for dis festive season.
Posting the pics of celebrities and their families by MODs.

Oya Nairalanders who are married, follow the pace, snap beautiful pics with your families and post as well, cos for my eye, all of us na prospective celebrities!
CelebritiesRe: Tribute To Veteran Actor Sam Obiago by smartasuen(m): 8:00pm On Dec 25, 2021
Nollywood needs a strong revival!
PoliticsRe: Ned Nwoko Gifts Regina Daniels ₦27 Million For Christmas (Photo) by smartasuen(m): 4:25pm On Dec 25, 2021
Oga truly knows how to take care of his gal, sorry, wife.
RomanceRe: She Is Going Too Far! What Will I Do? by smartasuen(m): 4:22pm On Dec 25, 2021
You just met a lady two weeks ago and all you want from her is sex then u send her packing, right?

My brother, though she may be rather impetuous to expect you to make a honest woman out of her within two weeks of meeting you, you are the worse sinner here having objectified her as an apparatus for sex.
CelebritiesRe: Jude Okoye, His Wife Ify And Children On Christmas Day (Photos) by smartasuen(m): 4:17pm On Dec 25, 2021
Beautifully colourful!
Colourfully beautiful!
SportsRe: Onuachu Out, Ighalo In: Eguavoen Releases Final Squad List For AFCON 2021 by smartasuen(m): 4:13pm On Dec 25, 2021
femicyrus:
Musa and akpeyi should not make a 40 man list in the 1st instance
Of course Musa could make a 40 man list of eligible suitors. It's time that guy retired from professional football.
SportsRe: Onuachu Out, Ighalo In: Eguavoen Releases Final Squad List For AFCON 2021 by smartasuen(m): 4:09pm On Dec 25, 2021
paulolee:
lolz. i hear say na him dey buy boot n training balls for eagles....rubbish
What an amalgamated nonsense!
TravelRe: CHRISTMAS TRAGEDY: Seven Dead, Seven Injured In Ogun Crash by smartasuen(m): 4:08pm On Dec 25, 2021
So because it happened in the early hours of December 25th commemoratively called 'Christmas day', it's now labelled 'Christmas Tragedy'? Mtcheeewwwww! As if worse accidents don't happen other days.

RIP to the dead, speedy recovery to the injured.
SportsRe: Onuachu Out, Ighalo In: Eguavoen Releases Final Squad List For AFCON 2021 by smartasuen(m): 4:05pm On Dec 25, 2021
Ahmed Musa still dey play?
Hmmmmmmmn! It is well o
BusinessRe: Femi Otedola’s Celebrates Christmas With 89-Year-Old Mother Lady Doja (Photos) by smartasuen(m): 4:02pm On Dec 25, 2021
This is every mother's dream - to celebrate festive seasons with their children even in their old age.
Chief Femi Otedola is wise!
EducationRe: Army Releases Female Soldier Who Accepted Marriage Proposal From NYSC Corps..... by smartasuen(m): 3:59pm On Dec 25, 2021
Thank God! Good development!
Now she can visit her 'Yori Yori' so they can continue from where they stopped at the camp.
CelebritiesRe: Singer Small Doctor Celebrates One Year Of Chastity; Offers Advice To People Who by smartasuen(m): 3:56pm On Dec 25, 2021
So dis is now an achievement, 1 year of Chastity?
I wish he could celebrate 3 months of not taking alcohol or smoking shisha.
PoliticsRe: Top 5 Countries That Do Not Celebrate Christmas, No. 2 Surprises Many by smartasuen(m): 3:53pm On Dec 25, 2021
It's nobody's cup of agbo
RomanceRe: What Year Was Your Worst Christmas Ever & What Did You Ate by smartasuen(m): 10:25am On Dec 25, 2021
Mine was in 2004. I had ollof rice (without the J') and fish, N120 worth. Thank God for my late elder brother who brought the cash for the fish, maybe na mushroom we for fry put for the rice.
CelebritiesRe: Chike Buys Car For His Mother (Video) by smartasuen(m): 10:22am On Dec 25, 2021
It's time the young man did.
So happy for them!
CrimeRe: Hunter Kills Neighbour In Ondo, Claims He Was Testing His Gun (Photo) by smartasuen(m): 10:07pm On Dec 24, 2021
Why must you test ur dane rifle within one's habitation where humans are??
You wanna test ur gun, go deep into a thick forest where you are certain your bullets will meet witches/wizards or better still, test your weapon in an abandoned river.
Car TalkRe: Tokyolt: World's First 'Dual-Mode Vehicle' To Begin Operation In Japan by smartasuen(m): 9:53pm On Dec 24, 2021
Supremely great!
Vehicle to run on road and rail, Japan's sense of technology is nothing but OUTRAGEOUS!

Meanwhile in one country only God knows how I happen to find myself in, State governments use sawdust and granite to construct roads for the sole purpose of embezzling more five years later when the project is re-awarded.

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