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Naija - Land of Wereys! |
Dis babe, sorry, married woman, where u dey all dis yl? |
Dis babe don travel pass The Traveller, sorry, The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Seems travelling and meeting celebs are her hobbies. |
Wasn't he the youngest in the competition? So glad for the lad mehn! |
No wonder Lion is named 'King of the Jungle!'. To go 20 rounds in 24 hours no be beans. |
The government shouldn't be exactly blamed for the sale of Cigarettes. Everyone knows that it's in the nature of man to try out any food, drink, substance, activity, etc that is objectively deleterious to health so long as it is known to offer some form of pleasure. It's like telling a child not to feel the surface of an aluminum pot on fire, guess what, the child only believes you when they touch the hot surface and it burns their fingers. |
When too much money dates, sorry, meets overpopulated money. |
Total liberation from a toxic relationship with my ex. |
Fine soldier woman! |
She don do Christmas for the guy, but was it necessary to have it announced on Social media? |
Abeg make person watch am, com tell me wetin dem talk. Na everything una go post as topic for this thread. |
Not bad, not a massive achievement too. A massive achievement would be staying a year without taking alcohol, drugs and smoking shisha. |
Na im be say Benin go dey boil seriously now. Cultism doesn't pay, hasn't paid, never pays and will NEVER pay, desist from it! |
Well, something happened last week. I scrape myself comot 6K com go one Okrika shop collect 2 Jean trousers (blue and black). Both looked okay on me cos I put them on right there in the human being's shop. I wore the black jeans trousers only twice na im I just brush am small with slightly soapy water, rinse. As I type dis, the trousers don turn to wetin Okada man for Ado Ekiti don wear hustle for the past 7 years. As for the blue, e don dey turn grey after small scrubbing. I've been gnashing my teeth over it for the past 8 days. I'm seriously asking God to provide for me so I can get even if it's just one pair of original trousers before next year cos dis young man is almost trouserless. Thanks! |
Na the trend be dis now for dis festive season. Posting the pics of celebrities and their families by MODs. Oya Nairalanders who are married, follow the pace, snap beautiful pics with your families and post as well, cos for my eye, all of us na prospective celebrities! |
Nollywood needs a strong revival! |
Oga truly knows how to take care of his gal, sorry, wife. |
You just met a lady two weeks ago and all you want from her is sex then u send her packing, right? My brother, though she may be rather impetuous to expect you to make a honest woman out of her within two weeks of meeting you, you are the worse sinner here having objectified her as an apparatus for sex. |
Beautifully colourful! Colourfully beautiful! |
femicyrus:Of course Musa could make a 40 man list of eligible suitors. It's time that guy retired from professional football. |
paulolee:What an amalgamated nonsense! |
So because it happened in the early hours of December 25th commemoratively called 'Christmas day', it's now labelled 'Christmas Tragedy'? Mtcheeewwwww! As if worse accidents don't happen other days. RIP to the dead, speedy recovery to the injured. |
Ahmed Musa still dey play? Hmmmmmmmn! It is well o |
This is every mother's dream - to celebrate festive seasons with their children even in their old age. Chief Femi Otedola is wise! |
Thank God! Good development! Now she can visit her 'Yori Yori' so they can continue from where they stopped at the camp. |
So dis is now an achievement, 1 year of Chastity? I wish he could celebrate 3 months of not taking alcohol or smoking shisha. |
It's nobody's cup of agbo |
Mine was in 2004. I had ollof rice (without the J') and fish, N120 worth. Thank God for my late elder brother who brought the cash for the fish, maybe na mushroom we for fry put for the rice. |
It's time the young man did. So happy for them! |
Why must you test ur dane rifle within one's habitation where humans are?? You wanna test ur gun, go deep into a thick forest where you are certain your bullets will meet witches/wizards or better still, test your weapon in an abandoned river. |
Supremely great! Vehicle to run on road and rail, Japan's sense of technology is nothing but OUTRAGEOUS! Meanwhile in one country only God knows how I happen to find myself in, State governments use sawdust and granite to construct roads for the sole purpose of embezzling more five years later when the project is re-awarded. |