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ROYH:
lolz, that whatsapp get as e be o, walai, na fb me dey rock wella always , but my whatsapp na just once in a black moon thing, however, Miss Abi Mrs SmartestPopQueen, walai,i had a dream about you, but i'm shy in public , let go to that corner and mrlemuel, me dey think say u get gf's palava ni, the way u scarce ehn, e pass theblessedman yoGourt
TGOLD1 Paddymi ti o gere, i tuale and buate u,
Modified guy be dey getting headache ova making decision on institution palava based on JAMB rules but i don tackle am sha 1uni, 2poly's and 1college, abeg cast me success vote in advance even though i never reg as type this,i need Goodluck oh

Theblessedman Don Put Pen Into Action, walai, i must read dix because i'm sure it Countless

Tgold1:
they are fine though, messaged royh on whatsapp but dude ain't online and mrlemuel on fb, but Will check on them again, coz I need them here already.

Chumzypinky:
Hmm, neva knew hubby was as spoilt as dis

Tgold1:
chumzypinky and smartestPopqueen Abeg comma warn this upcoming Criminal. TheblessedMan you think say you don win yourself a free pussay abi? i go reason your matter with my last born son that is your gawd in person of Sango olukoso, inaloju inalenu, Akata yeri yeri ...... Zeus go join the reasoning self.



good one though.

Chumzypinky:
Disabled beauties are always wonderful

TheBlessedMAN:
no worry bro. Just sit down and relax. Update is very near..

Tgold1:
my one and only smartestPopCorn, sorry smartestPopqueen, I am aware of the fact that karma is a b*tch , even death is the sister....


but I have them all under control.


Ehn Ehn, wey that Sango descendant of a boy, palmy wan dey high me o.


start story and make you arrange to female vampire for me for the night, all the Olosho for my area Ni dey arand, dem go do evangelism.

Tgold1:
I will do bleach life to the extent that it's alter ego (karma) willplead on its behalf, but I'll do same for karma too

Tgold1:
my brother life ain't fair, but I have purchased a bleaching cream. I just hope it works!!!

TheBlessedMAN:
ah... My dearest sister, its an honour to have u on this humble thread of mine. I reali app it dear.

TheBlessedMAN:
My Ogas.. PAMELB, FIYAH, SMARTESTPOPQUEEN, AND MY OWN WIFE, CHUMZYPINKY.. I hail o.. Com see ur boy..

Mrlemuel:
*Panting*
Finally, Here I Am.
Mr.lemuel Calling To All Hero Teammates Across The Stars.
Tgold1, Royh, TheImpeccableblessman[theblessedman] Smartestpopqueen, Yorhmienerd.

Bibi294, Oya Keep It Coming...

TheBlessedMAN:
Wow! This is absolute pure piece of a geniuslistic mind... Chumzypinky.. Baby.. After me na u o.. Follow by anybody, who wan join...


I must tel u, i started reading diz masterclass less dan 72hrs ago.. And av been really glued to my S7/nokia2700 and Lenovo A850..


Infact the last time i remember having a genius mind was when i collected my Ss2 result that boast of two D7 and 8 'F's that are Kissing '9'.. My sister.. U are exactly like dat ss2 version of me..


KAINENE' my preBEST character so far(though with some nasty behaviours), i like her anyway.. She just reminded me of Guem JAN Di of Boys b4 Flowers..


NATHAN'.. My Best character by miles... He reminds me of Nikklaus of the Vampire dairies.. I love Casanova guys like him.. Infact, i dnt mind being a Gay.. Just 4 him..


CHUCKS.. The Bastard son of Lucifer.. The only candidate of Hell so far... Reminds me of Mio frm HER MOTHERS DAUGHTER.. Nothing much to say abt dat absolute and diabolic fool...


JOLADE'.. Reminds me of My 1st gf.. Ladies needs to learn from this character... Girls of now adays are in pain and agony, just because they wil do anytin to marry that HEdiot that doesn't deserve a single strand of hair on their head... Ladies pls learn, b4 ur Nigeria votes 4 Buhari again..


AMEN'.. The cunning incèstuos niggar of d story.. Reminds me of Nicholas Smith, of HERO by SmartestPOPQUEEN.. Came late into d story, but still stole the Headlines... Its gud to be bad sumtimes..


KAMSY'.. My favourite character.. I added her to my wishlist d moment she made me remember MELISSA.. If u don't knw how it feels to b left at d altar.. Pls try watching MELISSA 1-4..


CHIOMA.'.. May her stingy Soul and Pvssy rest in peace.. The architect of her own death.. Ordinary Pvssy, u no fit share? Ah.. Ladies can b stingy with that Open GATE they cal Vgina.


CHUMZYPINKY...= The Pen mistress, thats been ditching out punishment to whom ever she feels like hurting.. 'KILLED chioma.. 'made Nathan looked like a bad guy.. 'Raped Jolade.. 'Gave Kainene a Razor like Mouth thats costing her her happiness.. 'GAVE Mabel Amnessia..

'gave Chucks a Hungry man's dìck..

'abandoned Kamsy at d altar...

And lastly, sent Rice from 8,000naira to 20k..

Well... Despite all these... U are stil among my best writers of Nl.. And i promise u... Am very serious.. Nd i Mean it, just want to promise u dat, i wont tell, ur readers that u are my Ex Gf...


And have gat a question 4 u..


How can a dead character Narrates her life experience? E.g Chioma nd any other character u stil going to kill? Pls ans me..



To my fellow HERO mates... Tgold1, Rohy, and Mrlemuel, i wish u a Recessive Valentine celebration in Advance..


TEAM HERO..

always funny as ever...... Have missed yhu guys, like have missed my Monthly bloody obligations after i got engaged 7months ago..


Chumzypinky Mate,... I would have follow this story few weeks ago... Buh its unfortunate that, am having problems digesting the content of the story due to the Mixed dialect... E.g Pidgin, ibo and the Yaroba that yhu've been using..


Buh its obvious your work is excellent, with the comments have read so far... Keep it up.. And Keep The Writers Flag Flying High... #KTWFFH...


Tgold, mrlemuel, Rohy and other Hero lovers... Happy Vals day..

kababs:
Hi, SmartestPopQUEEN

Hope you're having a great day? My name is Yinka. I like your story.

Will you like to write for me and earn money? If you're interested, contact me @ signature.

I'm sincerely looking forward to hearing from you.

Thanks

hormobolanle:



bae pls waited for d next update

silverdam:
SmartestPopQUEEN omg i love your story, please give me the permission to copy it on my blog. Please i beg you in the name of God. Please, i will definitely credit you as the writer

Shabib :
Fiyah, Mrlemuel, FlordFlorex, ritababe, TheBlessedMAN, SmartestPopQUEEN, cherrybrown, bamiradex, mindfrick

sorry for spamming your mentions, guys

Jamieoyel:
guessed as much because you sound so foreign.
You sound so foreign that your efforts to give the story a Nigerian feel are as obvious as the sun at noon!
I was tempted to ask abt your background till you confirmed my suspicion.

TheBlessedMAN:
[b] Yes.. Back to the story... After reading and checking d meanining of this words used by this Pen mistress called fiyah in describing what has happened to Tori, i must say, am nt Happy atall.. Yes am not..

NERVE DAMAGE -

Severe..

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Pelvic Fracture -

Very Severe..

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Leg Paralysis -

Synonym to Lameness

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.. Ah Fiyah, i can c dat u ar really desperate to Kill Tori... U are taking it too personal now!

All dat injuries? Just because of what? Na her Vote carry Buhari Enter ni?

Its too much jare, if u ask me...

The Innocent is lying painfully on d sick bed, while d Culprit is gesticulating on winning an Attention seeking contest?


Its nt fair na? Even God no leave Eve(the culprit) to remain in d garden of eden after sending Adam (the innocent) out of it.. So why must u?


(on my Knees) Pls, I use ur WAEC result to beg u, (i no fit use mine, cos am sure by d time u see How many 'F's that ar kissing '9' in it, u go vex kill Tori ni..) i beg u with ur future Wedding Venue, pls Return Tori bak to Factory settings... Na beg i beg o, pls kindly return her to Normal, with 90years Warranty..

Fiyah, pls.. Thanks in advance 4 complying as we await ur next Recent enemy(UPDATE) [/b]

Rex1:
Hmm! nice work. B4 I forget, Miss SmartestPopqueen, repogirl, slimsue, babtuna1. u all are highly invited to come check this piece out.

ROYH:
yeepa, smartestpopqueen, jomagibs is Crushing On You Like AREA
Theblessedman, AOB1, Watch out 4 wifey snatcher

LeMubs:
*ClearsThroat
Its #MentionFriday abi what should we call it??
So here is the plan I post on Mondays and Wednesdays and Mention monikers on Fridays *Shines teeth...
Hope I won't be stepping on toes (ie anti spam box)
Lalasticlala my fav. Mod .....don't let em dash me ban.

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