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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by SmartHanif(m): 11:53am On Jun 19, 2020
Kaeboy:
I will suggest you ask people there, they should be able to guide you through.
I don't know anybody there, kindly connect with someone.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by SmartHanif(m): 11:50am On Jun 19, 2020
Kaeboy:
Please did you get the form at FCSC? When did you get it? E get why i dey ask pls
I was given by a former Director at Federal Ministry of finance.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by SmartHanif(m): 9:49pm On Jun 18, 2020
nifty247:
About 18 bags
Thank you plenty! 1bag/50 blocks right?
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by SmartHanif(m): 5:48pm On Jun 18, 2020
Pls what is the quantity of cement needed to lay (chocking) 91m2 blockwork? Thank you!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by SmartHanif(m): 3:11pm On Jun 18, 2020
I'm a graduate of Quantity Surveying I was given a form to fill for APPLICATION TO THE FEDERAL CIVIL SERVICE.
Line 2 of the form states as follows: Post for which application is being made, in order of preference (Three lines)
Can someone kindly educate me on that?
Deadline for submission is today, thank you in advance!
RomanceRe: Two Things I Love But I Don't Chase Them [Picture] by SmartHanif(m): 3:23pm On Jun 11, 2020
iLegendd:
1. Money
2. Women (use your head — I'm not referring to sex)

Secret 1

If you love these two things I mentioned above, please, don't chase them. Put yourself in a position those two things will chase you.

Secret 2

If you must chase something on Earth, then it should only be God.

Bonus: Another this to chase is mosquito — to avoid malaria; not money or women.

Warning: Not chasing money or women doesn't mean you should be in your room praying everyday without taking action in what you want in life.

Attract money, don't chase it.
Attract women, don't chase them.

Now you've attracted money, learn to manage and invest it. Also, now that you've attract women, learn to screen them based on attitude and discard the bad (nagging) eggs that could cause you hypertension in less than 40 seconds.

I have given you the secret you need the enjoy life without financial stress or relationship brouhaha.

All the best.
I respect your talent!
HealthRe: I Can't Smell Or Taste Anything, Please Help by SmartHanif(m): 9:27am On Jun 10, 2020
lastchild:
no, it's my sugar level, I have been to lab
Eyyah, speedy recovery brother.
RomanceRe: Help Ooo. My Girlfriend Of One Week Is Pregnant. by SmartHanif(m): 5:22pm On Jun 07, 2020
skymight:
Ok let me believe with fear
There's nothing fear brother.
She's not pregnant.
FamilyRe: May 25th....... Birthday Room by SmartHanif(m):
spicyuzo:
Hello all,

If you got a mention here, then it implies that today is your birthday. Same as me too....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US ALL...MAY THE BLESSINGS OF THE ALMIGHTY CONTINUE TO DWELL WITH US.....AMEN

I'm spicyuzo, today I'm 6 years away from completing my third decade on earth, I'm a graduate with a good degree from a renowned federal university in Nigeria, and I am currently unemployed(about 6 months now). My life has been great so far, but that isn't the part i want to share. The aim of this thread is to have a kind of peek and draw lessons from people who have come before me, people with whom i believe i have a kind of connection with(birthday). I understand we all have our different courses in life, and that no two people have the same destinies, but I also want to believe there are some little similarities i can learn from.

There is this other part of me i am yet to get a grasp of.......people admire me, alot of folks look up to me, but then there is a kind of complexity in all this. I seem to have some kind of pauses in my life, most times it looks like i'm in for the worst, but in the end, it turns out to be a kind of special blessings and in turn it makes me more popular and acceptable in my environment. E.g There was an unresolved issue at my department that made me go for Nysc one batch latter than I was supposed, the wait was heart-wrecking, and I served in a state that was far off from any of my choices, but then my Nysc turned out to be one of the best experiences of my life. I won alot of friends, I accumulated some accolades and commendations and even till now, people in my ppa still think i was one of the best corpers that ever graced their community. While I was about to pass out, One grandma once told me that the would miss me, and she stylishly chipped in that I should please marry one of thier daughters, or at least give them a child with which to remember me. I laughed it off, but in my head, i knew that was a deep statement. The above example is just one out of numerous examples....In one line....My life is.....A pause, then a big Bang

Although my current state of unemployment is quite depressing, I am confident that soon enough every thing will fall into place and I shall once again continue to stand out as I create positive impact to the society and continue to put smiles on the faces of people.

Now over to you people.......What makes you Unique? What makes you stand out?......What lessons can we draw from your life experiences?....
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HealthRe: I Can't Smell Or Taste Anything, Please Help by SmartHanif(m): 5:11pm On Jun 07, 2020
lastchild:
Since 2 days now I just realized that I can't smell nor taste anything,no scent, no odour, no taste, this morning I poured 1 full spoon of salt inside my mouth but couldn't taste anything

am healthy, I don't have any headache nor malaria but I don't just know what is going on


Doctors in the house please help
I'm have been in same condition for close to a week now. When I complaint to friend of mine (Pharmacist) he told that it's sign of Corona, but I shouldn't be panic; I should take surplus of vitamins and zinc.
May God heal us.
RomanceRe: Help Ooo. My Girlfriend Of One Week Is Pregnant. by SmartHanif(m): 10:34am On Jun 07, 2020
She's not pregnant, so be rest assured!
PoliticsRe: Breaking: People In Spain Cry To God For Forgiveness, As Corona Dead Increases by SmartHanif(m): 11:01pm On Mar 30, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
coming from someone who believes in some powerful invisible being in the sky, praying for miracles that have never happen (unless written in holybooks like Harry Potter), i am flattered...
I am inviting you to ISLAM.
PoliticsRe: Gov. Elrufai Personally Catches A Shop Opened After Declaring Curfew In Kaduna by SmartHanif(m): 7:30pm On Mar 27, 2020
Ben will explain the difference between sporting materials and food items.
EducationRe: If You Didn't School In Any Of This 20 universities,then You Are Still A Jambite by SmartHanif(m): 11:59am On Mar 26, 2020
I'm an ABUSITE, this is nothing but TRASH.
The country as of now is not even about who you know but who knows you.
EducationRe: If You Didn't School In Any Of This 20 universities,then You Are Still A Jambite by SmartHanif(m): 11:59am On Mar 26, 2020
I'm ABUSITE, but this is nothing but TRASH.
The country as of now is not even about who you know but who knows you.
PoliticsRe: FIRS Retires All Directors Who Have Served For Eight Years by SmartHanif(m): 5:01pm On Mar 25, 2020
What's the rationale behind this?
PoliticsRe: Frank Okiye Tests Positive To Coronavirus by SmartHanif(m): 1:02pm On Mar 25, 2020
Yaa Rabb! Forgive and have mercy on us. We cannot take it.
PoliticsRe: INEC Denying Atiku Access To Electoral Materials - PDP by SmartHanif(m): 10:30pm On Mar 16, 2019
The scale used in 1999,2003,2007,2011 and 2015 is still the one used in 2019. Mai Awara abeg add #50 own!
PropertiesRe: Pls What Is The Minimum Height Of Oversite Concrete(german Floor)? by SmartHanif(m): 6:36pm On May 31, 2017
Depending on ur site investigation reports,it can be as min. as 75mm th.
EducationRe: Architecture Or Civil Engineering? by SmartHanif(m): 2:00pm On Apr 08, 2017
Both are good but if you want the best at present situation go for Quantity Surveying and u wl thank me later.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING | Buhari Disowns Garba Shehu, Insists Aisha Belongs To The Kitchen by SmartHanif(m): 12:57pm On Oct 16, 2016
Nice one! Say wht u mean,and mean wht u say.
EducationRe: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by SmartHanif(m): 3:12pm On Oct 04, 2016
Naturally ahead!
IslamRe: Importance Of Fasting On The Day Of Arafat (tomorrow) by SmartHanif(m): 7:35pm On Sep 10, 2016
Shukhran Jazeeran
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Pidgin Proverbs And Their Meanings You Should Know by SmartHanif(m): 10:39pm On Aug 25, 2016
Acid no be ice cream.
EducationRe: How To Make First Class In Any Africa Institution Even With Low IQ by SmartHanif(m): 9:15am On Apr 22, 2016
Nice write-up,bt evrithg goes with destiny as such do accordg to ur ability.
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Wike And Tambuwal In Cheerful Mood At Presidential Villa Today. by SmartHanif(m): 3:04pm On Apr 21, 2016
I love them all. One Nation!
IslamRe: Beautiful Advice From An Islamic Scholar by SmartHanif(m): 1:49pm On Apr 11, 2016
Mashallah! may Allah reward you with the best kind of rewards for sharg this educative pieces ov advice.
EducationRe: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by SmartHanif(m): 7:01am On Mar 26, 2016
True but funny!
EducationRe: 9 Secrets First Class Student Will Never Tell Anyone About Their Success by SmartHanif(m): 10:21am On Mar 12, 2016
Tnx dear 4 dis powerful underlying message.
EducationRe: 10 Ways To Motivate Your Child To Learn by SmartHanif(m): 10:45am On Mar 01, 2016
Absolutely correct.
HealthRe: How Can I Stop Profuse Sweating Out Of My Armpits by SmartHanif(m): 7:26am On Feb 29, 2016
Exercise and eat fruits regularly.
PoliticsRe: I Will Drag Dasuki, Dokpesi And Bafarawa To ICC Next Week- Femi Falana by SmartHanif(m): 2:56pm On Dec 11, 2015
I hope and pray so.

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