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Abil is my sister nd Achukwunet is my cousin......nd i can help u.

A naked lady ran into an igbo man's taxi and told the man where she was going, the man did'nt drive out immediately buh was busy staring at the lady all over, the lady got upset nd asked him if he has nt seen a naked lady before......the igbo man said: am not staring at your unclothedness buh was just wondering were you kept the money you will pay me! Lolz! Sharp dude.

I missed somebody! *dnt ask moi who* Good evening house.

I missed somebody! *dnt ask moi who*

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Shun that thing jor. Na my mind you take talk? Well for me another three people I admire are;
Smartie gurl, Lolo Promoe and Smart phone babe [/color]

hehehehehehe! I can't help buh smile.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Eze Promoe, Eze Promiscuous and Eze Provokes [/color]

hehehe! Me too. I know them nd i admire them.......#4 ya mind#

Morning every1....Oahray i see you.

shakara4u: choi!!!!!

one -zero

biko si eba puo!

ItsModella: smartie, okwa ina cho onu ya?

hehehehehehe!! Hapu m aka biko.

shakara4u: dont come back
scam!!!!

who is everyone again?

mtewttssss! Kedu onye mepere gi uzo? Biko enta insyd jare.

xynerise: I love you

lolz. I love you too. *make ur wife catch me*

xynerise: you are confused

lolz! I swear i hate you.

xynerise: It will cost you. Nothing good comes easy

i likehate you.

xynerise: Off to dispose the trash can? . Ok. Safe journey

hehehehehehe! You two are so funny, do it again some other time.

i_am_saheed: awwww aii wen is d parry gan gan goin to hold? so i can start fastin

just keep following.

xynerise: Thanks. . You like the course?

huh? Dats nt what i wrote.......and i dnt lyk the damn course/training.

i_am_saheed: hey guyz, what have i missed? *scratching my head*

you missed my e-engagement party.

xynerise: Thats his profession. He has Phd in Janitorlogy.

lolz, i hatelike you!!

xynerise: Hello my barbecue! How art thou?

am doing gr8 dear.......why art thou asking smartie boy to come throw ur thrash? Huh?

xynerise: Oh! They are very fine and good. . We are waiting for u to come and dispose out trash can

lolz! Naughty you.

spikes C: Chei

huh? Wetin appen?

NnekaGirl: Occupy NL!Afam must GO!
lmao!so many cry babies jeez! !

you want him sacked?

Keep ranting bigots.....so you won't be happy until he is replaced? Lolzz.....dream on guys, you thnk Seun has no reason 4 selecting him? He ain't going nowhere!!

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]No don't say like that. I'm for you and you're for me. I'm Smartie boy and you're Lolo Promoe [/color]

waohh!!@Lolo Promoe nd Smartie boy, I can see the rhyme...... Good morning Smartie boy.

ItsModella: Smartie girl, what state are you from?

Imo state.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]It means kiss in Yoruba language. I meant that it makes me feel like kissing you [/color]

awwww! Would hav been a memorable day 4 me. #Eze umu nwanyi n'ile# good night ok.

dubem3: you no know ur mama again abi?

pls ask him oo. *juo ya*

achina boy: chidubem3 u know what it is
chidubem3 u know what time it is,jah bless,i wanted to write good,,u know most of these touch screens are not good to type with

achina boy, if i hear.......

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Please stop!!! The blushing is making me to want to do'obo now.[/color]

hehehehehe! Whch one is 'obo again?

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]I can take whatever but hope the bolded was not an insult to Smartie [/color]

plz help me teach this dude a lesson, dnt knw wtf he is speaking.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]WTF Is that Swahili[/color]

please ask him oo.

shakara4u: immediately you post,delete one


na headache d wori am,no b eyes

besides why u wan no if madam no dey house?

make she catch u there

i hope you ain't talking to muah. Becuz if it is muah, ala ga agba gi here now.