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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Surveyj Referral Site Is A Scam by Smartiegurl(f): 11:07am On Sep 25, 2021
BritishAirways:
There is this site the promise you alot of dollars for clicking, downloading and referring people to the site.
They are a waste of time and a scam site because you won't ever get the bogus amount on your portal
kindly enlighten us more on how it is a scam please? What will they take from you?

Someone was telling me about it right now, I need to be sure before joining. According to him, you have nothing to loose.
Romance / Re: This Girl I'm Dating Forgot My Birthday, Should I Move On ? by Smartiegurl(f): 6:18pm On Mar 28, 2021
Kriss216:
The time, money and energy you invested in a Nigerian girl would be best if you channel them in a poultry business!


There's nothing significant in dating a Nigerian girl. Allow sanity to reign in your life, stay away from Nigerian girls!
Who en go Marry Las Las? Japanese girl?
Unku, if you don't know how to dish out advice, read and waka pass. Nigerian girls this, Nigerian girls that...
Religion / Re: A Thread For Catholics by Smartiegurl(f): 1:11pm On Oct 24, 2019
MrCork:



..so u can't allow me ordinary
One round...u guinea fowl head....gerrrrrout jor!!
angry
Mr Cork you still haven't changed cool
Who do you this thing?
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Notice About Keeping Of Phones, Wallets, Handbags Goes Viral by Smartiegurl(f): 12:01pm On Oct 24, 2019
2years ago, my phone was stolen inside first love assembly church owerri where I was invited for a youth program. Untill this day how and who stole that phone remains a mystery. Chai! Guy man go say God answered his prayer..
Politics / Re: Ambode Donates 120 5KVA Generating Sets To Power Police Formations by Smartiegurl(f): 8:47pm On Sep 25, 2017
Fineman87:


Did you say nice one. Gosh. Nigeria is doomed. A governor who should be building power plants to support national capacity is now dashing generators. Is the business of governance to dash generators? Does the police need power more than yourself? Do they need electricity more than SMEs. Gosh, i weep fir our collective stupidity.

We are doomed as a nation, i swear. Both the government and the governed are very useless.
I concur!
To even make it a news is quite laughable. He probably isn't thinking about making his state have a permanent power supply, he's busy promoting Generators. �
Politics / Re: Ambode Donates 120 5KVA Generating Sets To Power Police Formations by Smartiegurl(f): 8:46pm On Sep 25, 2017
Fineman87:


Did you say nice one. Gosh. Nigeria is doomed. A governor who should be building power plants to support national capacity is now dashing generators. Is the business of governance to dash generators? Does the police need power more than yourself? Do they need electricity more than SMEs. Gosh, i weep fir our collective stupidity.

We are doomed as a nation, i swear. Both the government and the governed are very useless.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Alex Peter, Nigerian Artist Who Draws With Razor Blade On Wood. Photos by Smartiegurl(f): 7:35pm On Sep 23, 2017
I'm so wowed by this piece!!
May good hands locate him....so rare!

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Education / Re: Science Lab To Medical Lab Or Nursing Possibility by Smartiegurl(f): 4:50pm On Nov 17, 2016
fbabs:
Why is nobody talking about Nursing ?
as for Nursing, its 5 years also, U start from 200L via D.E.
write nursing council in 400L and grad with R.N, R.M and probably R.P.H.N. and most importantly B.Nsc at the end.
The internship is still an issue though.

Which means there is a huge possibility for me.
I really need to know how to go about purchasing the form.
Education / Re: Science Lab To Medical Lab Or Nursing Possibility by Smartiegurl(f): 2:47pm On Nov 17, 2016
nelszx:


I've no idea but I think it would be till next year when they start selling forms for DE
Again, do I have to take Jamb all over?
Education / Re: Science Lab To Medical Lab Or Nursing Possibility by Smartiegurl(f): 2:39pm On Nov 17, 2016
SirWere:
I dunno about UNN. But most schools like to give students the courses they studied as a D.E....


Except you have really deep legs.
In my case, the universities don't offer SLT.
Education / Re: Science Lab To Medical Lab Or Nursing Possibility by Smartiegurl(f): 2:38pm On Nov 17, 2016
nelszx:


I've no idea but I think it would be till next year when they start selling forms for DE
Alright.

you were really helpful. Thank you.
Education / Re: Science Lab To Medical Lab Or Nursing Possibility by Smartiegurl(f): 2:25pm On Nov 17, 2016
nelszx:


For now it's a 5 years BMLS awarding degree but as direct entry if they accept your SLT certificate you start from 200l.
But maybe from next year upward, they might change it to MLSD degree and it will now be 6 years you still start from 200l

UNN, UNIZIK, RSUST, Madonna, *IMSU, UI, UNILAG all run it

I'm thankful for your time.

allow me to ask more.
Do you think admission is still on?
Education / Re: Science Lab To Medical Lab Or Nursing Possibility by Smartiegurl(f): 2:11pm On Nov 17, 2016
nelszx:


You study medical lab tech in school of health tech across the nation (For MLT and MLA) but If it's medical laboratory science you want to study you can proceed to any accredited university of your choice (<22 universities running the program at present which UNN is 1)
I meant MLS.
Do have any information concerning how they run the program?
Education / Science Lab To Medical Lab Or Nursing Possibility by Smartiegurl(f): 1:19pm On Nov 17, 2016
Hi,

I need information on direct entry from the Polytechnic to the University.

Studied Science Lab technology and would really love to study Medical Lab Tech or Nursing.

I would prefer to further in UNN or Umudike schools. How possible is this please, does the above school accept direct entry? What's the procedures. Are they still offering admissions now?

Recommend another school, if you know any.

Please, comment if you know something.

Thank you.
Celebrities / Re: 5 Artistes Who Started Their Careers With OJB Jezreel by Smartiegurl(f): 4:39pm On Jun 15, 2016
Oh! Buh his death was a quick one......if only we own our lives. RIP OJB. You won't be forgotten in a hurry..
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Smartiegurl(f): 4:35pm On Jun 09, 2016
iAmCharis:
Why not buy the complete season 4 cd rather than downloading episode by episode?
Your quite right, I will see to that. thanks
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Smartiegurl(f): 4:32pm On Jun 09, 2016
Nicolars:

Oya check my signature cheesy
Oh! bless you plenty
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Smartiegurl(f): 6:08am On Jun 09, 2016
Nicolars:

If I send to u nw, seu.n go ban me
chai, why naaa? Oh Seun pls permit
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Smartiegurl(f): 9:04pm On Jun 08, 2016
Oh could someone please be kind enough to send me the link to season 4?

I really don't enjoy suspense, as I just finished season 3 and getting all cranky and enjoying the movie at the same time. someone pls.....

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Jokes Etc / Re: Zuckerberg Endorses Lai Mohammed's Masquerade Dressing Job [PHOTO] by Smartiegurl(f): 9:52pm On May 07, 2016
allthingsgood:


What is black magic about masquerade?? New orleans in US, france, brazil all promote their culture and make billions of dollars from tourism. The same culture u call "black magic" is what brazil is using to drive its tourism industry and make huge forex.
I dont need to tell u that part of brazil descended from the yoruba tribe!
u don't get it, do u?
travel down to the village during one of these festive periods, they prefer to use black magic while on the show, and u know what? it annoying...
Jokes Etc / Re: Zuckerberg Endorses Lai Mohammed's Masquerade Dressing Job [PHOTO] by Smartiegurl(f): 4:04pm On May 05, 2016
allthingsgood:
We have very useless dumb people in this country. So useless their brain is like empty cupboard full of cobwebs!
The same people nagging about masquerades are the same people that will spend thousands of naira on star wars costume and other foreign items. Yet they expect nigeria to miraculous rise up from economic woes?


Wake up dumbasses! If the west had one thousandth of your history and culture they will be unstoppable and stinkingly rich. Y'all have been brainwashed to think everything african is bad, only oyibo things are good. Smh!
odiegwu! so they will use black magic and kill us all? Pls...
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello Performs At McAbbey Show (pics) by Smartiegurl(f): 2:11pm On Apr 13, 2016
sucess001:


yep...and it wasnt even like i walked up to him...finished from the office and thought i should see a movie so the traffic to lekki would have eased....
he was in front of me trying to buy a ticket and i was talkin to him to take a selfie...one small hausa lookin boy just shoved me that they are not takin pics...

i was a bit embarrassed (imagine o...me wey be big boy for bank naim dem push aside) cos i know many of these celebs...i am a lawyer and some of the popular ones u know today...i drafted their first deals...

so when i see small boy with two hit songs forming Michael Jackson...i feel sad for him...

met MI at SPAR, lekki and wanted to take a selfie...my blackberry went off...guy waited till it came on and took the selfie with me...so really...if MI can do that...who is Korede Bello?
kikikikiki. I just dey laugh you.
buh seriously dude, who ask you? no offence...
Family / Re: Matured Ladies And Gentlemen Should Judge This Without Sentiments by Smartiegurl(f): 7:48am On Apr 09, 2016
Op...its actually practical, because it depends on how they were raised. if their mum fed them with critics while growing up, it only means they will tend to grow up hating their father as well as men....

But, if their mum taught then otherwise, there won't be any negativity in their mind towards men....it all depends!!
Celebrities / Re: First Photos Of Ciara In Lagos by Smartiegurl(f): 8:55pm On Feb 26, 2016
She go soon run comot that cloth she's wearing.....cuz our weather is godamn hot.
Welcome Ciara
Education / Re: 1.5 Million Candidates To Take JAMB, Cut-off Marks For 2016 Announced by Smartiegurl(f): 8:46pm On Feb 26, 2016
Haaaaa! unlike our days...
Business / Re: Dangote Appoint Daughter As Head Of Tiger Brands Formely Dangote Flour Mills(pic by Smartiegurl(f): 2:03pm On Feb 26, 2016
Am glad, she's not a spoilt rich brat!!
I love it when ladies like this tend to be intelligent and smart..Happy for her

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Defeated, Chibok Girls Rescue Underway, Says Buratai by Smartiegurl(f): 12:56pm On Feb 25, 2016
We want full assurance plus actions and news of victory.... not this!

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Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Spiritual Forces My Chum Asked. by Smartiegurl(f): 7:35pm On Feb 22, 2016
Niflheim:
@smartiegurl,

These are the answers that you are looking for.......

1. Prayer does not work. I was a member of Mountain of Fire and I used to see so many prayer warriors going through tough times. It is like 'talking to yourself'.

2. There are many factors that can explain why the brother does not have a job, like high unemployment rate, too few jobs available to too many people, lack of family connections in the company. Ask yourself why the Japanese who worship the dead are doing so well? What about Muslims in Dubai?

3.I am sorry to say this to you, but god does not exist!!! This is why little kids get sexually molested in Catholic churches, and why Boko Haram successfully bomb churches.

4.The young man needs to find out what his own talent is,or a business that he can make money from by being a commission agent eg. Property Agent, Diesel Supply. If he has an idea for an invention, then advice him to go to IDEASHUB in Yaba.
I am shocked really! @Nos 3. This could be a blasphemy.

A close pal once told me... Live your life like thier is God, if at the end there isn't God, u got nothing really to loose, if otherwise, u are however on the right track.

Thanks a lot though.
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Spiritual Forces My Chum Asked. by Smartiegurl(f): 3:53pm On Feb 22, 2016
Now, am confused.

according to him, they pray and they work quite hard.
Religion / Do You Believe In Spiritual Forces My Chum Asked. by Smartiegurl(f): 8:28am On Feb 22, 2016
Good morning NLander's.

I have a friend who do not believe that their could be spiritual forces fighting against his life and that of his family
According to him, his family has been going through lotta difficulties over the year and the rate of stagnancy is becoming unbearable, as it seems like everything they do seems not to yield any fruit whatsoever.

Now, he gave me an instance.
His elder brother, who is smart, intelligent, and guess what? hardworking and of course a graduate. He also does not believe in such ideas about someone having anything to do with his success in life.
The said brother has been battling over the years for greener pastures and sometime he got a very sweet and nice job in a big company around. And wow! everyone was delighted, alas! the Lord has done it. Well, unfortunately, after a few months, the management wrote a withdrawal letter to most of her employees, because, another company bought them over, and of course he was one of the unlucky ones. Things became bad for them again.
He also gave me instances about his sisters too, which also sounded pathetic.

It then makes me ponder and wonder if God is really there, because if he is, I think is time for him to change their situation for good at least for the sake of their parents who I very well know are strong Christians and believers.

That said, I need an advice for him people, because am yet to him any. Thanks
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Gives Cars To Police And Doctors (Photos) by Smartiegurl(f): 7:58pm On Feb 19, 2016
Good roads first pls....

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Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Wan2 Make Love 2 Ur Bae When She's sick And Jus Recovering! by Smartiegurl(f): 5:19pm On Feb 17, 2016
That's unfair, sometimes u guys should try to zip up those pants.
don't u want her to recover quickly? nawa ooo.
You get mind sha

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