₦airaland Forum

jonaifame22:
diary of a pained and circumcised gal

mincing words with an imp like you is actually a waste of time.
keep bleeping until your dicck gets stuck one day!

ndi be anyi, ana m ekele oo
Am proudly Igbo and obliged to join you guys..

You need us to applaud you? pls a round of applause for this dude!
Ode!

Its not about saying sorry but being sorry. however, it will be wise enough to render a sincere apology to everyone involved.
again, learn from your mistake, try not to overreact next time because some persons won't take it likely...

question is....are you one of those housewife's? if yes, that answers it all. because, once u go to work everyday and still take care of the kids and the house, he will understand that you are no sex machine. however, if you are working and yet, he acts that way, I'm suggesting u talk to him heart-heart about it when his in a good mood, if he loves you, he will understand that marriage is not all about sexx...IMO though

Mr Cork....will u ever change? smiles... once a clown always a clown!!

so sorry dear, am just seeing this touchy story of Light! I wonder what her present condition is like now.
all the same, may the good and merciful God see her through this time of pain! she will definitely live to testify the goodness of her creator!!

so sorry dear, am just seeing this touchy story of Light! I wonder what her present condition is like now.
all the same, may the good and merciful God see her through this time of pain! she will definitely live to testify the goodness of her creator!

Joshrob:
I don't smoke but drink(frequently)..but hv meet 2 girls that always push me to smoke,when we go out with my friends,they will say u'r too gentle,see all ur friends are smoking why are not smoking..I just look at them and smile(dem nor knw say bad boy nor be by smoking,if e happen nw dem go knw hw far)

seriously? A girl would want u to smoke? Ilaugh...

undisputednesta:
Nope, was trained to hav a limit and stick to it. Dats y I dnt xceed my limits, wen I am dere, I'm done. I dnt abuse alcohol and takin it on moderation maks u a gud consumer.

is a good thing u don't misbehave under d influence of alcohol.....

undisputednesta:
I shld quit a legacy (alcohol) passed from my father to me because of a girl I love? If I do, my papa go disown me. I dnt smoke but alcohol runs in d family's lineage. So if she loves me, she has to accept me for who I am. I can't hide it cos wen she comes to d family's home to visit, she ma go know say na brewery family she meet. It's hereditary and its not gonna stop in my lineage. Of dat I'm sure

No offence.....do u get drunk after drinking?

iaatmguy:
My dear you,are so on point, but come to think of it you discouraging the hardworking artisans who toils day and night to fend for him/her self. E.g shoemakers, polish for 20 naira depending on the area, he makes max 500naira daily, while a beggar makes 1500 or even more. On a second thought he/she would be like why am I wasting time under the sun when I can make more BEGGING.
what I do is this I encourage those working by giving them outrageous amount for service rendered e.g knife sharper I give 200 naira for a service of 30 naira, also doorman at fastfood joints , shoemakers etc in order words u are encouraging hardwork and not promoting begging . WITH EXCLUSION OF THE REALLY CHALLENGED ONES

your so right dear. This can really go a long way in discouraging begging in our society.

Truckpusher:
That shouldn't bother anyone at all.
She doesn't go everywhere you go all day.

it differs.....at least she wasn't there.

striktlymi:
I neither smoke nor drink bear but if I have a habit that us not exactly socially desirable e.g smoking too much or getting drunk; I would appreciate, greatly, a lady who would help me come out of those socially undesirable behaviours.

A relationship that does not improve me as a person is quite futile. Though the lady is not responsible for changing me and I won't advice anyone to stay with another simply because of the hope of a chance but being blessed by such a person is a good to have.

thanks Bro....u have got a point.

artisticallyart:
I have met the second one and my reply was, they had already happened and I went further to tell him, I lost my job, my landlady has evicted me, that I just left the hospital yesterday and as I speak to him now I do not have money to eat, he should assist me with hundred naira. He murmured, bad market.

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! Dude u wise oooo. This is hilarious.

Alexk2:
i'll brb to share my experience.

waiting patiently

rationalmind:
Ok, I'm back.

There's this friend of mine who studied philosophy and religion back then in school. He was the one who introduced me to arguments against the existence of God.

On this day, we both went to the market to get some stuffs. While coming back, a man started preaching in the bus. He had barely finished preaching when he started asking for money.

As always, people were reluctant to give him money. So he started seeing visions . In his own words, "I see lawyers in this bus, I see doctors in this bus, I see Engineers in this bus"

My friend retorted, oga, so you no dey see farmer for here, you no see bricklayer for here. Bricklayer no be person?

Everyone in the bus started laughing, I can't begin to imagine the embarrassment he suffered.

smiles.....hilarious really. I think that's what most of them deserve.

I hav also met some who use prison as an excuse. The beg for alms saying they just got out of prison nd needs help.
On a very gud day....during one of their usual parole, a customer raised his voice on the man asking him if he gets out of prison every year....in annoyance saying he has seen him a number of times claiming he just got out of prison. You can imagine the scenario that day. He left embarrassed.
I mean most of them just deserve a little ill treatment like this...cuz we are being taken as fools.

AlfaSeltzer:
Some Nigerian beggars resort to fear mongering and threats. Once, one entered our bus, told us a story of how he used to be an armed robber but Jesus saved him and he repented. Then he asked for money. When people were reluctant to give him money, he said that if he were still an armed robber and carrying a gun, all of us would be giving him thousands but now that he is asking gently no one wants to give. He said it in a very menacing tone and people started giving him money.
Another time, I was at a motor park and one came and told me that he is a local dibia and that he has just seen the evil that my enemies have planned for me in the village. He said I should give him 5000 naira there and then so he can buy things to undo the village juju. He said if I didn't undo the juju, very bad things will happen to me that month.

lolzzz....permit me to laugh cuz this is laughable. Someone telling me some spiritual blah blah......before I start. Tell us, did you succumb to his trick?

Craigston:
And let all say 'Amen'. Too many of them happening. In a school, an english teacher extorted N200 from each of the students in a class of about 60 students, promising them the school will give them a new english textbook. After days of waiting for the surprise textbook, a parent decided to ask the school authorities why the delay. Then, the man was summoned. You know what happened. He was fired.
Lately, I saw a poster with his photo on it, inviting yet another set of unsuspecting children to a motivational talk or something like that.

now this is called duping.....I hope he get caught again nd this time without much mercy....

Craigston:
It's really terrible.
A man was caught in an act more terrible than this. He had some fake #1000 notes and he used them to buy things from people. He would not buy much: just #100 recharge card. So he gives you a counterfeit #1000 note and you give him original notes. He would have made #900 free then.

woa! And that's ridiculous.....unfair to whoever would fall for that trap.


stil gon continue praying that God should help us all...

hippyj:
hope you don't mind if i join the queue .

is allowed dear

chrislu:
thanks buddy! @smartiegurl, I can anything u want me 2 b baby.

smiles....quickly remind when d voting begins...as am not always online. Wish you luck dear..

chrislu:
Pretty ladies of NL @Miztola, @Msmariah, @rokiatu, @smartiegurl, pls vote 4 me. I luv u all. And alobam oga @stingy, abeg vote 4 ur boy.

**coughs** u gat 6-packs?

rationalmind:
Once had a funny encounter with one. I'll be back

patiently waiting...

LEAFLET:
Deal?

lolz. Why not?

greatmarshall:
fine girl...

**winks**

Wow.....this episode is seriously gon be hot!

tunnyl:
Thats Nigerians for you. Everyone is using one means or the other to fend for themselves.

exactly....

Craigston:
Begging, or alms acquisition, is a lucrative business, especially in a religiously dense and tense society as the one we live in.
A friend once share his experience with me, and it goes thus:
On a cool morning on his way to work, he was approached by a man who requested for a favor or #50 to pay as bus fare to his destination. He was eager, maybe, to play the good samaritan, but what he had on him was #200 note. He explained that to the man but the reply he got opened his eyes: the man told him 'no worry, I get change'. He went ahead to give the man #200 and received #150 from the man. Business with no service.
Later that evening, we saw the man at the same junction waiting patiently for his next customer.

you can imagine what's happening in our society these days.......God save us

Just recently, at one of the parks in Onitsha on my way to Aba. I watched with keen interest as three suit-wearing and bible-clutching men compete amongst one another the first to pray for the occupants of the buses b4 their departures. Then, one came to our bus and prayed for forgiveness of sins, for success in our various endeavours and also for journey mercies. "Amen!" we chorused at required intervals. Then he asked for money to finance his good works for God. He left for other buses to win more souls (for himself i guess) and then another came with an even more powerful lines of prayers. Again, we (they) made contributions for his services.

This style of money-making by such "prayer-peddlars" has worsened over the years. Their modus operandi vary, for eg, one may board the bus along other passengers. He preaches, prays and collects his revenue on transit and then alights at a given junction making way for another of his cronies to join the bus as the journey continues.

This "disguised" begging business must be very lucrative especially when one considers the risk involved and skills exhibited by such practioners. Some time ago, I equally saw some physically challenged (if truly they were) persons on their wheel-chairs lined up at the middle of the Niger-bridge express way chasing after motorists moving at top speeds for alms.

The list for such begging excesses abound!
Initially, i'm usually dumb-founded whenever i come across these brazen display. But on the realization that this is Nigeria where anything can happen, i now look at them in awe! Have u witnessed any other begging ploy? Pls share ur story.

padeolu:
lol.. Thanks sis.

Smartiegurl: hi, I hope 3cycle has brief u on you job description. :d

I won't dare dear.....

3cycle:
Padeolu I got you a new teacher, smartie sweet pls do the needful

lolz.....I won't wanna be hard on him cuz his post is not only annoying but outrageous for fellow Nigerian to say those.


Please help him.