₦airaland Forum

I love Rihanna.

Good news

Adieu.
My heartfelt condolences to their family.
Mammy water dey vex for Nigeria situation.

Police don't know how to do their job. This man maybe roaming around in Lagos.

I had my first daughter at the age of 34 and my daughter is 10years old now.

Bad news every day.

Only in Nigeria.

Unbelievable

Typo error

Yeye man

Nothing dey happen.

mobileboy:
Omo this one don't pass madness ooo, I'm sure you didn't get this from the Quran

imagine my 75years old papa sitting down and washing his boxer by himself because he believe his wife might kill him through undies-washing

can you hear yourself? Your uncle is closed to his death and he can't worry no more. My uncle's wife killed him because she saw Siemens from my uncle's boxer while washing them. You are still a small boy and one day you will understand.

Very strong and powerful men don't sleep in the same room with their wife. If you want to live long and succeed in life, don't sleep in the same room with your wife. (2) Don't allow your wife to wash your undies because you will die soon. Wash your boxers by yourself and you will live longer like metusela.

May God bless Nigeria.
I don't have any country except my great country called Nigeria. She needs my prayer and your prayers to succeed.



ONE LOVE NAIJA.

A very big lie. Where in Iwo road is this because I was there yesterday going to calabar? May the liars go to hell.

Just like first class and economy inside a plane. If the plane goes down, everybody is going down including people in first class. Our presido is also building a bunker in Lagos and Katsina

Stupid people

Okay

Realz99:
How do I use the thunder stone

put the thunder stone inside one rubber and add palm oil (ogere epo pupa) and be using your index finger to lick it anytime. You are good to go.

hstar:
What do they call the thunder stone in Yoruba please?

Ẹdun ara.

Realz99:
Where can I find the original thunder stone,
Please can you chat me on whatsapp

you can get it from an hunter or big herbs seller around you. You can send me an email

Go and get original thunder stone and notify me. Better. You can also drink clean water from a car radiator, you will be fearless for ever.

Saboteurs

Don't worry coach. You are going to be my coach in next life.

Iykopee:
I haven't seen a clueless daft buffoon with an IQ of a junkyard dog like Thief'nubu.

He is a confirmed ole.

@seun osewa. Someone is calling a president of the most populous nation such a name and you are doing nothing.

If all our politicians can be rugged and focus like super eagle tonight, Nigeria would have been a better place. I was upset and left the Guinness viewing centre and go home to sleep. My kids are watching cartoon and I didn't even greet anybody because of the penalty.
God bless Nigeria.
God bless Nigerians.
God bless the super eagle.
God bless seun osewa.
God bless all the nairaland members.
I love you all.

Goal

It gives man joy.

Okay

I will ask the husband of the woman if he is normal. You can come to the hotel and embarrass me because plenty men go fall I swear! I will ask that Buffon husband to tame his wife and not me. I will scatter the place including the husband because I do go out with my gangs.

lekonso:
Has he withdrawn the money?

No!

What about those bad eggs among bankers (theives)? You go explain tire. Those ones don't need your phone or sim to steal your money. Please make una help me beg bright chigozie amaefule with access bank acc/no 0059730157 to refund my 100k since oct 12/23. I made an erroneous transfer to his account and access bank have sent countless emails and sms to him but he promised to refund me last week but still failed. Sapa dey town o!