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Foreign Affairs › Re: Leaked Docs Suggest WW3 As NATO Army Ready For China, Russia May Take On Germany by Smartjeezy01(m): 12:12pm On Jan 16, 2024
Let me call our president to get ready. All those policemen and army disturbing innocent citizens on the roads, it is time for them to flex their muscle in real war. Let sacrifice some bandit and hoodlums(forces) as a burnt offering for Nigeria to be peaceful. This is my humble opinion from a Nigerian that believes in peace.
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Cost-cutting Measures: Itinerary For President, Vice President by Smartjeezy01(m): 6:12pm On Jan 09, 2024
The president has a listening ears now. Remain those black uniform on our major roads especially in the south west, south east and the south south. They are causing nuisance everyday. May God bless Nigeria.
Romance › Re: Is This Considered As Cheating? by Smartjeezy01(m): 3:50pm On Jan 08, 2024
Haha! Soapy can never be a cheater. It is good to soapy in peace than to engaged all this hoe low show.
Health › Re: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by Smartjeezy01(m): 1:58pm On Jan 07, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
Ok, bara that calabash and Kawun?
Can I soak it in pap water?
yes. Take a tot glass cup in the morning.
Health › Re: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by Smartjeezy01(m): 8:33pm On Jan 06, 2024
That is effect of chronicle pile caused by intakes of excess carbonated drinks. Get a bara(melon), slice it and remove the seeds. Put inside a pet rubber with small potash. Add dry gin or palm wine, take morning and night. You will never experience pain during menstrual flow again. I have done it countless times for my sisters and it works like magic. I know hundreds of home remedies like that. Try it and get back to me. smartjeezy2020@gmail.com
Business › Re: Between Opay POS And Moniepoint POS Machine, Which Is Durable to used(pics) by Smartjeezy01(m): 2:14pm On Jan 01, 2024
Moniepoint is all over Nigeria even in the north. I think moniepoint is the best.
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Reject Maduka Okoye Shines On Serie A Debut by Smartjeezy01(m): 9:40pm On Dec 31, 2023
Dino melaiye is a good keeper.
Nigeria is winning AFCON in the name of almighty buhari.
Crime › Re: Please Help: I Mistakenly Sent Him Money to ALUKO OLUBUSUYI RICHARD & he refused by Smartjeezy01(m): 8:23pm On Dec 31, 2023
chyzoo4u:
Attach the screenshot of the 100k transfer with his full name and phone number let's drag him the way this one is being dragged now. By the time he receives 100 calls daily, he'll be forced to refund you.
I don't have his digits but I can ask my friend to get it for me. Thanks for your concern and you are blessed.
Crime › Re: Please Help: I Mistakenly Sent Him Money to ALUKO OLUBUSUYI RICHARD & he refused by Smartjeezy01(m): 3:14pm On Dec 30, 2023
Achor1111:
Pictures to your claim..
No dey pour spit anyhow!
I have to lie to the customer representative that my brother is sick just to revert the money.

Crime › Re: Please Help: I Mistakenly Sent Him Money to ALUKO OLUBUSUYI RICHARD & he refused by Smartjeezy01(m): 2:57pm On Dec 30, 2023
Achor1111:
It must be Ronu people of the waste
shut up brother! I made an erroneous transfer of 100k to bright chigozie amaefule since October 12 and till today. The guy yet to refund my money up till date. I have sent uncountable message to CBN, access bank and first bank. He is from the same local government with my mom but he was acting funny since October.
Business › Re: I Have 1million Naira But Don't Know How To Invest. by Smartjeezy01(m): 8:32pm On Dec 28, 2023
Invest in buying and selling of a dogs. Very lucrative business especially in the south south and the south east. Come to calabar and I will show you the way.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Mourns Akeredolu by Smartjeezy01(m):
So sad.
Where are the vanity crews?
May his soul rest in governor's lodge in heaven. We gonna miss this man because he is very loyal, jovial and a cheerful givers.
Romance › Re: Is It Natural For Your Woman's Virg.inia To Automatically Becomes Wider by Smartjeezy01(m): 1:21pm On Dec 23, 2023
It happen after the menstrual flow. The Virgina will look wider and slippery when insert your joy stick raw and it will come back to normal after some days.
Car Talk › Re: How Much Is Car Papers Renewal In Your State? by Smartjeezy01(m): 12:53pm On Dec 23, 2023
#20500 in osun state.
Music/Radio › Re: Top 5 Controversial Nigerian Musicians’ Moments In 2023 by Smartjeezy01(m): 12:18pm On Dec 18, 2023
What about zazu London trip?
I and rema belong to the same brotherhood.
First to comment since 2007. I forgot my former account password @smartjeezy.
God bless nigeria.
Merry Christmas and prosperous new year in advance to all the members of this great forum.
Smartcares
Health › Re: Help Me Please, My Toe Nail Is Almost Gone. Graphics by Smartjeezy01(m): 2:25pm On Dec 16, 2023
Go and look for enu opiri in Yoruba language. We called It asempa in my language. Just mention me and I will tell you what to do. It will go within two days.
Politics › Re: Why We Defected To The APC - Rivers Lawmakers by Smartjeezy01(m): 2:13pm On Dec 11, 2023
Nigeria, home of comedians.
Crime › Re: Policemen ‘kidnapped’ Me, Collected N1m For My Release, Man Alleges by Smartjeezy01(m): 11:58am On Dec 11, 2023
Make God help us.
Nigeria police are devil messengers.
Celebrities › Re: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by Smartjeezy01(m): 3:21pm On Nov 25, 2023
Ride on bro.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Agulu Vs Tinubu's Iragbiji with pictures by Smartjeezy01(m): 3:20pm On Nov 25, 2023
All the youths in this forum are senseless. I never experienced this kind of stupidity in my life.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Agulu Vs Tinubu's Iragbiji with pictures by Smartjeezy01(m): 3:19pm On Nov 25, 2023
I need to report this forum to my boss. This is getting too much and something has to be done. Why Nigeria youths will come here and started typing rubbish? War can start from here because seun osewa is not a good Nigerian. You are happy with all what is happening here all in the name of generating traffic to your site. I promise you, I will do the needful tonight because my boss is around.
Travel › Re: Pictures Of Ibadan Nobody Will Show You by Smartjeezy01(m): 2:56pm On Nov 25, 2023
23jerryking:
So much has been made about the hospitality and friendliness of that city, I'm a North Central guy and hope to visit Ibadan some day sha. All they ever show me of Ibadan are brown top roofings but I always knew that the largest city in Africa can't be just that. I always knew there was so much more!!!
You are right brother. The brown roofs area are the ancient part of Ibadan with big markets inside. Aleshinloye, agbeni ogunpa, old gbagi market. You can lost your track inside those market because they are very big. Ibadan is very big and has lot of beautiful places. When I auto tune my car fm radio, I received almost 43 radio stations and I was like wtf! Travel is a part of education my brother because what I saw in Ibadan can't be explain here.
Travel › Re: Pictures Of Ibadan Nobody Will Show You by Smartjeezy01(m): 12:17pm On Nov 23, 2023
SeeWahala:
Even while skull miners abound? shocked

Even from far away here I can smell the stench emanating from this your ass licking post cheesy
move for mental health.
Travel › Re: Pictures Of Ibadan Nobody Will Show You by Smartjeezy01(m): 12:15pm On Nov 23, 2023
jamesversion:
Where are you from?
Space.
Travel › Re: Pictures Of Ibadan Nobody Will Show You by Smartjeezy01(m): 7:23pm On Nov 22, 2023
I drove for good 2hrs inside Ibadan without getting to my destination. Ibadan is damn a big place i swear and the city is well planned. The ancient part of Ibadan is a place to be and modern part is out of this world. I love thier hospitality and the security around Ibadan is top notch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (4 - 4) On 12th November 2023 by Smartjeezy01(m): 7:32pm On Nov 12, 2023
Up chelsea
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sustains Culture Of Profligacy By Punch Editorial Board by Smartjeezy01(m): 11:51am On Nov 06, 2023
Let me go and check my dictionary. I dey cum now.
Romance › Re: You Had Sex Only To Wake Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do?? by Smartjeezy01(m): 9:21am On Nov 06, 2023
Dispose her sharperly sharperly.
No time to waste time. Na joke o!
Politics › Re: The Only Nigerian President Who Is Now A Prophet (photo) by Smartjeezy01(m): 11:44pm On Nov 05, 2023
Many are mads in Nigeria but only few are roaming. Imagine senseless and bigotry statements coming from this bastards concerning their heroes? Government should checkmate drugs intake on our youths because very soon, they may enter the market square unclad. Your mate are doing great things abroad scientifically and planning ahead but some of you here will just open their phones and started tying rubbish. Government are not the problems here but you irrational, callow, buffon[color=#990000][/color] hopeless youth! Open our yansh to outsider to abuse us because of your empty skull and animals behaviors. Many of you are bastards and good for nothing. Continue throwing stones to your glass house and expect a strangers to come and fix it for you after it has broken. Nonentity, omo ale jati-jati!!
Travel › Re: South West Regional Railway Will Link 44 Cities -DAWN by Smartjeezy01(m): 11:28pm On Nov 05, 2023
South western states just laid 5G optic fibre cable to enhance the voice and data services all over the region. First of it kind in Nigeria and powered by odua investment. The installation was handled by ZTE and Mobitec in conjunction with Airtel africa. All the fibre optical cable will connect south western states to the under sea cable by globacom to the rest of the world. Odua investment are on big project to change the face of south western states. Some days ago in ibadan oyo state, a cargo train from lagos with hundreds of containers landed in Ibadan to boost the dry sea port initiative by south western states. Yorubas are very accommodating and friendly and some of my blodas has taken them for granted and cowards. I am pitying you guys, until some day when yoruba will show everyone his/her boundaries. Let enjoy their calmness and omoluwabi trait for now until they spoil our face because of all this littles boys(ewu) typing rubbish here. I love yoruba because they are the greatest and silent achievers! They are the ones holding the unity of this great nation together. Let be wise and respect our yoluba brothers because only God knows when the alarm go blow. Don't let chukwudi and ebuka 75000 android phones to cause problem for us that have businesses in south western states. Election have come and gone, let peace reign and let love leads.
Travel › Re: Lagos Red Line Rail: Sanwo-Olu To Commission Oyingbo Flyover by Smartjeezy01(m): 9:48am On Nov 05, 2023
Eko for show.

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