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InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 5:22pm On Jul 23, 2020
Cryomancer:
The online platform is very easy and straightforward and I don't see you having any reason to visit their office afterwards. But if for any reason you need to go to their office to rectify any issues about your account, you'll still get same preferences as the offline investors.

I hope this info was helpful Sir.
Okay Sir thank you
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 4:50pm On Jul 23, 2020
Tee24:
I registered online and I’ve never stepped into any of their offices before. I received my 5th ROI two days ago
Have you ever had any issues as I learnt online entrants will only have the option of contacting them via e-mail. I'm not generally proud of our mail culture as Nigerians
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 4:47pm On Jul 23, 2020
Tee24:
I registered online and I’ve never stepped into any of their offices before. I received my 5th ROI two days ago
Thanks
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 4:35pm On Jul 23, 2020
Anyone who registered online here and has since had no issue
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 3:32pm On Jul 23, 2020
For those that registered online did you get mailed your MOU or you had to go Tom on of their branches to collect it
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 3:14pm On Jul 23, 2020
Cryomancer:
Less stress, less paperworks, fast withdrawal/payment of ROI.
Is this with the online one or the branch registration? And can I please know how many months you are into MBA?
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 3:07pm On Jul 23, 2020
Is there anybody that registered online here what are the advantages over registering at a particular branch
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 1:14pm On Jul 23, 2020
airsaylongcom:
Let me give a shout out to all those prospective investors who reached out to me for information despite my post where I said I won't attend to any more such requests. Sometimes these kinds of stubbornness does get results.

today, I opened an investment for someone all the way from Jos!...and this is after days of patient exchanges between myself and him on Telegram. Once I was convinced he was set to invest I shared my contact details with him and we have spoken a few times. I am not proud or haughty. But experience has shown me that I can't just be dropping my personal contact details so as to avoid being innundated with requests and inquiries from people who may eventually not invest.

I have absolutely no issues working with anyone interested in investing with MBA with their account domiciled at my branch. I am also hesitant/reluctant to assist anyone interested in investing via our online platform. This is because investments done there dont count towards my personal or branch KPI. So it is like me putting so much effort in winning an investor. And when won it doesn't count towards my appraisal. It's also the same reason I don't render much assistance for those interested in other branches as well. The online platform has no issues and anyone interested in investing through it are more than welcome to.
How do I contact you
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 1:11pm On Jul 23, 2020
exoticeve:
make use of google chrome. I just opened it on my laptop
Thanks...With How easy it is clone addresses how do I ensure I'm on the verified website. Their numbers on page 155 isn't going through
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 12:45pm On Jul 23, 2020
Opzyyy:
The site is not even loading for sign up now
Noticed it now.
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 12:27pm On Jul 23, 2020
Can one register online?
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 12:09pm On Jul 23, 2020
How do I get in on this MBA forex. I want to quote this post in 6months and be glad I took this decision
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 6:30am On Jul 23, 2020
airsaylongcom:
Starts from the date your funds hits their account. If you transferred on a non-working day like a weekend or public holiday then your date in all probability will be on the next working day


Just as a kind of sampling, would you guys investors prefer that your ROI is paid 9n the last day of the month? Sort of like how banks pay interest. That way your interest will be 2% to 2.02% 0.5% daily

So if for example you invest on the 15th of the month then you'd be paid 2% 0.5% per day for 15 days for your 1st month and 2% 0.5% per day for all subsequent months. That way there's no dispute on "my due date" rather the business pays everyone at the end of the month.

This is a personal question and nothing to do with my employers. There is currently no talk about this in the business either for current product offerings or any new ones that will be launched I future
How do I contact you
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Smartphelz: 5:49am On Jul 23, 2020
emmasoft:
Similarities: They are both mutual funds, interest accrued daily which can be paid out or reinvested and are tax free. There is free entry and exit for both. No specific amount or time that regulates your deposit. Any amount anytime can be deposited.

Differences: Axa is mmf, while VGIF is in d fixed income category, interest ie rate for Axa is daily valued VGIF interest is benchmark with SDF- standard deposit facility (rate CBN give to commercial banks for their deposit), initial minimum deposit for VGIF is 50k and minimum holding period six months Axa minimum initial deposit is 2k and holding period 30 days.
Major Advantage of VGIF over Axa
The rate is higher and guaranteed at 7.5% than that of AXa at 4.96% and it's not guaranteed ie it's daily valued it's 70 - 75% dependent on TBills rate

N.B: the features of Axa particularly the low rate is not because of the fund manager's inability to perform but it's the features and current state of MMFs generally irrespective of the fun manager.
Presently I will advice you go for VGIF since it's also a low risk investment instrument with a higher rate.
Thank you for the explanation
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Smartphelz: 7:14pm On Jul 22, 2020
emmasoft:
Invest it in mutual fund. VGIF managed by Investment one (former GTBank Asset Management) recommended. Capital and returns of 7.5% guaranteed.
click the link on my signature to open account. You can also call/chat me with the number on my signature

N.B: Investment one will never ask for cash to open account for any of the products
What advantage does VGIF have over Axa mansards money market funds.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Smartphelz: 7:09pm On Jul 22, 2020
Sholapey:
You may investment in MMF.
What is MMF?
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by Smartphelz: 1:44pm On Jul 22, 2020
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InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Smartphelz: 12:14pm On Jul 22, 2020
Smartphelz:
Good morning investors in the house. I have 1 million to spare for an investment because of how busy my job is to monitor the market and how illd want an investment with the least risk I have always thought treasury bills was safest. Which bank offers the most interest rate? Are there better investment opportunities that you'lld advice?
Your response will be appreciated
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Smartphelz: 11:51am On Jul 22, 2020
IamR:
@emmasoft
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InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Smartphelz: 11:23am On Jul 22, 2020
Good morning investors in the house. I have 1 million to spare for an investment because of how busy my job is to monitor the market and how illd want an investment with the least risk I have always thought treasury bills was safest. Which bank offers the most interest rate? Are there better investment opportunities that you'lld advice?
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Smartphelz: 8:55am On Jul 22, 2020
Suggestions needed on where to invest 1 million naira.
CareerRe: Medical Doctors' Forum: Let Us Know You! by Smartphelz: 8:18am On Apr 29, 2020
Good morning, please I would like to find out when military interns usually start their housejob.
EducationRe: With 8m. Should I Run An Msc Prog., Go For A Pilot Course Or Do Business? by Smartphelz: 6:35pm On Apr 19, 2020
tensazangetsu20:
Sent you a PM.
sent you a reply
EducationRe: With 8m. Should I Run An Msc Prog., Go For A Pilot Course Or Do Business? by Smartphelz: 5:57pm On Apr 19, 2020
tensazangetsu20:
First convert the money to dollars and keep it. With the low oil prices and the upcoming depression, your 8 million might be equivalent to 10000 dollars next month.

Forget about being a pilot. There's a lot of unemployment amongst pilots. Education is a good investment if you are going to further your education in a country that allows you to easily migrate and provided a clear path to citizenship and permanent residency.

I won't really advise you to start a business in Nigeria now as the economy is seriously shrinking and with the coronavirus pandemic and falling oil prices, more people would be plunged into multidimensional poverty and the middle class will seriously shrink.
Can we discuss concerning this Sir. Illd appreciate a means to reach you
CrimeRe: US Police Breaks Car Window, Drags A Black Man Out, Finds Out He's Innocent by Smartphelz: 4:27pm On May 08, 2019
rusher14:
Do you even understand history?

Are all black people in America wilful immigrants?

Are the whites of America the aborigines?
Please don't bother educating that one.....so many kids on nairaland these days.
HealthRe: One Thing I Did To Clear My Severe Pimples( Pics& Video) by Smartphelz: 1:24pm On May 01, 2019
OhiOfIhima:
Go yabaleft, u will gat it. Pls stop asking stupid n meaningless question.

Junk foods which contain lots of fat can trigger d cause of clonical pimples like op, Scientific backup!
You are definitely a fool. You shouod ask for a refund of your fees. Manner less retard. Someone posts some gibberish about habits he's abstained from and he links it to the cure of his acne and you post some science about fats and how they cause colonial pimples. You obviously lack comprehension between what risk factors are and aetiology of things and how they are not the same thing until you do, Fuc.....k off my mention..
HealthRe: One Thing I Did To Clear My Severe Pimples( Pics& Video) by Smartphelz: 12:08pm On May 01, 2019
Seriously where is the scientific basis to all of these
PoliticsRe: Shi'ite Muslims Break Into National Assembly, Chase Police Away (Photos) by Smartphelz: 4:51pm On Apr 24, 2019
In the end we will remember not only the actions of our enemies but also the silence of our friends. Everyone should be speaking up against this Shiite injustice. It will be in Nigeria's best interest not to allow these guys justify carrying arms against the state. And to all the foolish people supporting this government's decision to keep their leader incarcerated remember when the chicken eventually comes home to roost the grossly inept government wouldn't give a mess about you.
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Accused Of Helping Yahoo Boys Edit Their Document by Smartphelz: 10:54am On Apr 08, 2019
Kastonkastroll:
What you said is total BS. So celebs shouldn't speak up about negative things just because they are celebs?
This kinda low mentality is what is really wrong with the black man and Africans in general. Kean, the juventus forward was racially abused by fans, didn't you see how football stars around the world were condemning the act? Simi was bold in calling those bastards called yahoo-boys out, and you think she shouldn't have done that? Really!!! Do you have any idea what those yahoo fraudsters are doing to you and me? Maybe you know knowing about online jobs and all the opportunities one is supposed to get, but those bastards yahoo boys are killing everything for brilliant Nigerian minds.

You and your kinds better change this sick mentality of yours. Is very nauseating to say the least.
This is spot on...Leave the fraudster and his likes to continue ranting utter rubbish. If the disgrace this fraudsters bring on hardworking Nigerians doesn't eventually affect tgem they fail to realise it just may be waiting for their o ffsprings.
FamilyRe: My Wife Doesn't Post My Pictures On Social Media, She Is Abnormal, Help! by Smartphelz: 6:54am On Apr 02, 2019
humilitypays:
Op Cc: Pkingman

Your wife does not love you, simple!

Your wife is not proud of you!

I used to be an international level relationship counsellor, and during those times, I met and counselled women of all races, class and profession. So I will be honest with you, no mincing words!

Your wife married you out of no other available choice. Your wife got heartbroken by her dream man, and she couldn't get another of her dream men to propose and marry her, her type of men weren't coming forth while her age advances without pity, and family was pressuring her to settle down, and you came onboard and she noticed you are serious to settle down and have the finance to settle down, so she decided to just marry you in order to fulfill all righteousness of being married.

Deep down her heart, you are the least of the type of men she admires and trips for. In fact, it still surprises and disgusts her that she married u, she can't believe it, she looks at u and get upset. When I was a relationship counselor, I learned a lot from women, it built my level of confidence with women and it helped me understood women of all races and class better. They confided in me. Many married women don't love their husbands, they married their husbands out of no choice. Their dream men weren't coming, some got heartbroken by their dream men, some their dream man wasn't financially buoyant to marry them and family pressure pushed to marry the rich men they married.

You maybe tall, dark, handsome but that's to you. Not all women love dark, tall and handsome, some ladies prefer average height guys, some prefer slim guys, some prefer plump guys, some even prefer fat guys, some prefer skinny guys, some prefer rugged looking guys, some prefer Churchy looking guys, so for ladies, they don't have a definite look of an ideal man, forget what you read online, it is only men that have a defined qualities of what they see as hot lady; big protruding buttocks, firm breast, flat tummy, ladies are not like men, sometimes the man they see as handsome maybe ugly to many other women, that's women for you.

And women's love radiate beyond physical looks, they consider inconsequential things and qualities u may hear and shiver, that's women, they are weird creatures, doesn't mean u are not so many ladies ideal man.

In fact, u maybe an ideal man to ladies hotter, prettier, classier and richer than your wife, yes that's the truth, but you decided to confined yourself to your wife as your supermodel from courtship.

I don't like it when a man who has financial stability confines himself to a certain lady who doesn't appreciate him, its disgusting, you are a man, act like a man and not like a sissy!

When I wasn't that financially okay, no lady, I mean no lady looked down on me, talkless of when God then answered my call, they no born that lady well. As it is now, I select ladies, in fact, 80% of so called hot ladies u see around can't meet my spec, so who born that lady that will push me aside, unless she is the daughter of USA President or Queen of England and she must be as sexy as Kim Kardashian too, they never born that lady.

How can you allow yourself to be sidelined by a lady, ah, they swear for you nihuh

I am sure what pushed you into this mess is I MUST MARRY A DOCTOR useless mentality, what's doctorhuh Money is the koko, how much does a doctor earnhuh

I can pay 4 doctors in Nigeria, and I can pay 2 doctors in USA, so to hell with that useless doctor that will try nonsense I am a doctor bulshit!

Yes I met a lady some time ago, I didn't know she was a doctor, cos i care less about what any lady does for a living cos its inconsequential to me, i can make a jobless lady anything i want her to be so what, so we started dating and I then found out she was a doctor working with national hospital, just few months to our dating, I noticed arrogance in her, I quickly dropped her to her shock! She cried and pleaded to no avail, I can't take that bulshit. I can't call u and u don't return my call as my so called girlfriend, that ends our relationship, call back and I will end the call and call u back, its a sign of respect to return calls of important people in your life, don't ever ignore those little signs during courtship.

I pay attention to details because I don't want to end up with a lady that has been debased and used/dumped by another man who is still reeling in pains, I can't consume another mans vomit, never!

You ignored the signs during courtship! She wasn't proud of u. It is u the man that should be the one hiding not she. Me I don't even allow any of my gf to add me on Facebook, if u do, I unfriend u, I don't post pics, I have no pics on fb or anywhere, if u want to see me, come to my house or office, the business I have online is to make money and leave. Online is for women looking for praise and validation that they are pretty and those looking for man not for me anymore, not now.

Your wife's true love is either abroad or in her workplace or nearby.

As soon as your wife relocates abroad, that will be the end of your marriage with her.

Any day that her dream man, probably her former lover comes asking her back, she will run leave u, that's the truth!

Go and find out who and who your wife dated, u ought to know her dating history and the guy she loved the most and why. You ought to know this before u married her.

From my years of experience, Nigerian doctors, especially the females have pride and ego. That name doctor de shack their head, and funny enough doctors are the least earners, they hardly end up rich. Ordinary engineering graduate with OND that works with NLNG, Mobil, Shell, etc will pay 10 Nigerian doctors, so what's the fuss all abouthuh

Doctors time done expire, the only place they still earn well is US, Australia, Canada, UK (but tax takes back their income here), but doctors in Nigeria are as poor as teachers, so why the pridehuh

Owo ni koko, money is the key now, internet, entertainment and ICT are the trending money makers now, so don't let any doctor do nonsense with u, tell them they are broke!

How much do they earn in Nigeriahuh Highest is 350,000 if they are lucky to get job in federal hospital like national hospital. How much do they earn in USAhuh $30 per hour, by 8hrs = $240 a day, multiply by 22 days, highest is $7,000, then minus tax of up to 35 - 40%, then you pay rent, gas, etc, how much is lefthuh

But some guys earn legally online $15,000 monthly not through scam, legitimate money, so don't let any nonsense feeling fucking doctor intimidate u, their time has passed!

Guys before u marry any Nigerian lady who is a doctor, make sure she sees u as her king if not drop her asap!

I have dated 3 doctors and they are all arrogant and prideful because of the nonsense doctor name and because some mumu Nigerians accord them so much respect for no reason I can tell.

Op, your wife is in love with someone else that didn't see her good enough to be his wife, and u went and carried another mans reject with your koro koro eyes angry

Its not as if she is feeding u or that u are broke, abeg start to show her less attention, get a hot looking side chick with big ass big like trailer and focus on having good time with the side chick and your guys, go home late, go out with her and friends on weekends, spend less time at home, call your wife less, but make sure u give ever enough money and material things to keep the home okay, but spend less time with her and at home.


Return back to bachelor life and in fact, make sure u get your own house, build good mansion as an architect, invest and then have a second plan so that if she succeeds in traveling abroad, u forget about her and move on with your life with a hotter, classier chick, because once she travels abroad, she will forget u and probably start flirting around with different men she admires over there, that's how they do, so prepare ahead, her dream guys go chop her tire for abroad and even her fellow doctors go de do for here if they are not doing already.

Marry Nigerian female doctor at your own peril, prideful arrogant broke people forming nonsense angry

I don't blame them, I blame the guys giving them attention sha undecided
From all the spiteful gibberish you posted up there, I'll advice you seek help.
HealthRe: How Do I Help A Baby With Epilepsy? by Smartphelz: 8:44pm On Mar 28, 2019
3plet:
Most likely hypoxic ischaemic encephalopathy, antenatal and birth history very important here, pls don't go to any church, don't visit traditional medical practitioners, see a pediatric neurologist, that's the only person that can help u.
So much ignorance on Nairaland. I pray she heeds to your advice

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