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Way to go...if the APC led federal government withdraws your security aides, grow some balls and move right into the front line cos your supporters will become your shield. Don't worry, Obaseki's deputy knows how to coordinate these things. He isn't a teddy bear Deputy governor

Nice one...there are some countries that it will be very painful to make someone an ambassador to. Some of these countries, I'm sure if any of them is posted there, the person may just remain in Naija and be giving directives using the internet

That's how to contribute as an Alumni member. He is now their patron...Up next is to make him the senate house committee chairman on Prisons

Meanwhile if you are placed there, you'll do worse...There is no devil bigger than the evil Nigerians dish out to themselves. The Nigerian government and majority of it's people are the same

Not nice at all...these Chinese guys with similar faces and height, need to offer a very serious apology to the world

The real stranded Nigerians are in Nigeria. Some are in IDP camps, some are in the streets, some
sleep in shops, under the bridge, some are cohabiting, while some are squatting with friends.

As an alumni member

We don't resign for such reasons like that here, cos we don't mainly use only CVs to get political appointment. You also need to be from a certain part of the country, and a party man who has worked for the party in the last general elections and delivered your ward in contribution to the party's victory. However if you still want to resign, you wait until the tenure of your boss expires, then you resign when he bows out

Ok

Dobson43:






That they both had sex when they were both drunk can actually land him in hot water. A smart lawyer can turn the matter on its head.

As it stands, the lady has scores she wants to settle with the man and she is willing to go any length to tarnish his image.

I have advised my fellow men to draft an agreement before engaging in fuckery.


...*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*
Due to the current and numerous allegations made by women, which include rape and many other sexual misconduct towards women, there is now an agreement to be signed before any poking "*action*".
Please print a Copy which can be used in the Court of Law .

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*......
I, __________________________, the undersigned Female Partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:-
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).
3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.
4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love SEX and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.
*SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS* ___ *DAY OF* _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
________________________________
Signature of Screwee :=-...
PS: Not taking anything for granted...erryting is now strictly bizniz...

Hahaha

Anyone who feels aggrieved about this, should meet him in court. Very soon his opponents will tell us that his mother's maiden name wasn't spelt correctly on his birth certificate.

It's like the Emir of Daura has finally reached out his message to him in hausa. I hope he even understands what needs to be done to fix it?Sometimes diagnosing a problem alone is not enough

Not just a servant governor, but also a brave governor. Once again I want to salute your bold personality in not taking shits, no matter how packaged. Keep working for the people, and posterity will be kind to you. Don't also forget to keep bruising the mouths of greedy godfathers from being able to taste the money in Edo treasury and even your birthday cake...HBD Sir.

He would have picked up the microphone and blasted the thieves further. After which he would have signed his autograph on it, and dropped the mic with the 'chairman house committee on stealing govt jobs'. Nonesense legislators

Why are they are forming like whistleblowers just to reveal plans for ordinary embarrassment? Naija politicians don't fear being embarrassed, cos they act in ways that brings them many. It is their aides, paid publicists, online warriors, image makers that do faint on behalf of their paymasters whenever there are embarrassing situations involving politicians they serve

So without Covid 19, u won't have considered this sacrifice to save up monies for your state development? All these guys have huge allowances, DTA, incentives, contract kick backs etc. They dont even touch their salaries...so this is no news

What an irony. Since there is job security in government jobs, these teachers can say this, and their unions can back them up to even strike, and they will still be paid. Those in private schools can't even muster same statements for obvious reasons. Even if ASUU were not on strike, public University lecturers would not have been considering resuming, as many senior lecturers and Profs are in the vulnerable age group. The FG should reinvent our strategies for learning by incorporating e-learning facilities as an optional platform for times like this

zico530:
As usual, Lagos will never disappoint. Rivers State is doing well this time. No new case for two consecutive days. We pray the virus be over soon.

The cases for Rivers State may be accumulated and posted on a different date ahead. The way testing is being done in Nigeria, many cases recorded are not from samples collected on same day. Sometimes, test kits and reagents in a state testing centre may have been exhausted

Ejenavi18:
No confirmed case in Delta today?

The result you see posted today may not be from suspected cases samples collected today. That makes it difficult to conclude on the real situation per day as it has to do with new infections

Your intervention is commendable, but don't make it sound too special...it's not like you moved 90% of Nigerians out of unemployment. This is the least you can do, so its time to put off your microphones, cos we've all heard what you have done

Na wa o. Preventive measures should be adhered to as much as possible. Someday, we'll all read this in our history books

Alright! The name given by Abia government may not be RUGA, but when the real occupiers settle in, their operations will announce for itself the real name. If it were by name alone, that famous place in UNILAG won't have been called a 'cold room'

Jesusloveyou:
and I hope slowpoke obaseki did not submit those his forged certificate?

You must have been the one who issued him forged certificates from the exams and records department of his alma mata. Infact you know better than the judges who recently dismissed a case against him for forgery

14 political parties is a fair number. We don't have a whole community contesting this time in the name of political parties.

So in essence your own curve has been flattened? I laugh. Since you want to take some glory, kindly recommend your template of public awareness to Lagos, US, UK, Brazil, WHO etc....Look, some untested cases are becoming self resolved and Nigerians are beginning to put together some local recipe as a form of supportive therapy, in combination with antimalarial drugs. Also conduct more tests, else you will tell us soon how u have technically defeated Covid 19

This man has welcomed more visitors than a woman who just had a baby. Its like there is a standing order in the National assembly that if u don't visit and take photographs with him, you won't be paid for the month, and your constituency will be asked to recall you. I'm now expecting the EFCC, ICPC board, and Judges to visit him, congratulate him and snap with him

Ok

Lol...interestingly, if Trump was the one who requested Interpol arrest of the Iranian leader, it would have been obliged. World politics is not child's play.

Bravo man... continue cutting their fraudulent tickets

Brave man. A lot of those guys in the senate have boys and loyalists to settle with jobs. Infact in Naija once there is a job opening, many applicants abandon their CVs and certificates to begin looking for recommendation letters from high political offices. Oga Minister, just cut all their tickets

A whole committee just for reconciliation? Na so the people we fight dey important to una? Nigerians didn't see their positive impact on society o

Very impressive from the student. Bravo!
Mr. Gov. If a university in far away New Zealand organized this competition, you can also fund your local institutions to throw up competitions like this to encourage brilliant and creative minds for innovative learning.