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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th October 2017 by smartty68(m): 5:14pm On Oct 14, 2017
hooklover:
Nawa I play only 2game with 50k.Mancity to win and Madrid to win. Now Madrid just under spell.

Madrid no be team again oh..
hooklover:
Nawa I play only 2game with 50k.Mancity to win and Madrid to win. Now Madrid just under spell.

Madrid no be team again oh..
Calm down, there's still time for Madrid to change the course of the game grin

I told ya that'll change the course of the game wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th October 2017 by smartty68(m): 4:57pm On Oct 14, 2017
collinometricx:
1.37 odd na kill mha 40k...
God will punish chelsea
Chelsea don frustrate peeps tickets today no be small...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th October 2017 by smartty68(m): 4:52pm On Oct 14, 2017
hooklover:
Nawa I play only 2game with 50k.Mancity to win and Madrid to win. Now Madrid just under spell.

Madrid no be team again oh..
Calm down, there's still time for Madrid to change the course of the game grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th October 2017 by smartty68(m): 4:31pm On Oct 14, 2017
Imarnuel04:
Crystal Palace have not scored a goal this season but are leading Chelsea 2-1
Chelsea fans..
The magic/fun in football grin

But there's a possibility/probability that the game might be even but still doesn't stop tickets from casting and buried.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th October 2017 by smartty68(m): 4:31pm On Oct 14, 2017
Stevengerd:
I swear bro, bt wetin we go do fah!
That's why it's never wise to give big teams a direct win.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th October 2017 by smartty68(m): 4:24pm On Oct 14, 2017
obi4eze:
Thunder fire Chelsea there angry

Imagine Crystal Palace wey everybody dey beat!
What this simply means is that "Never look down on anyone"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th October 2017 by smartty68(m): 4:23pm On Oct 14, 2017
doctorkush:
my two weeks old tickets, so naa today Chelsea dey wait me...
Chelsea don dey remind guys about the book of lamentation...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th October 2017 by smartty68(m): 4:17pm On Oct 14, 2017
IwantToShashe:
Chai Chelsea don cut all my tickets cry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th October 2017 by smartty68(m): 4:11pm On Oct 14, 2017
Chai! Chelsea go really cut tickets today

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 14th October 2017 by smartty68(m): 2:28pm On Oct 14, 2017
psalmsonovic:
The match seem to be boring to me..
At a point, I was dozing off.
And fell off...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 14th October 2017 by smartty68(m): 2:24pm On Oct 14, 2017
hooklover:
Why can't Liverpool play like did to carry the league. Indeed they are d 8wonder of the premiership.... Nonsense liver pool. Web u expect den to sin dry will loose. Very inconsistent team..
I agree with you even though I could barely understand what you're saying!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Vs Zambia: Saraki And Udom Rejoice As Super Eagles Score by smartty68(m): 8:39am On Oct 08, 2017
WebmastersRe: Access Bank Wants To Exchange My Ad Income At N305/$ by smartty68(m): 7:11am On Oct 08, 2017
xheyi:
Hello bloggers, am on the verge of cashing out my first ads earning. I contacted my bank, access bank, to know the rate exchange. The attendant told me #305 as at yesterday and a dollar now is #365. Pls what shd I do? I have national id but the slip for now but I learnt I can't open a dorm account with it. Pls, biko, don’t let these people cheat me.
Re-apply for the payoneer card again and make sure to check your billing address is correct. You can as well open a US verified PayPal account within minutes.
WebmastersRe: Access Bank Wants To Exchange My Ad Income At N305/$ by smartty68(m): 7:07am On Oct 08, 2017
Abduletudaye:
Are you guys saying even if the national ID slip(Yello Slip) has the NIN number on it, he cant use it to open a dom account??
Opened my Dom account using voter's card with UBA. You'll need 2 references, utility bills, passport during account opening.
TV/MoviesRe: Picture Quality Of TSTV: Bein Sport HD Live On Tstv by smartty68(m): 7:25am On Oct 07, 2017
Ellixlimswag:
posted this with my tstv data so good
Do you mind uploading pictures of the decoder & dish please?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by smartty68(m): 7:05am On Oct 06, 2017
Good morning...

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PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by smartty68(m): 7:03am On Oct 06, 2017
SirdimayG:
See this one ooo.. They don't even know say person dey use money to sub..


M sick
You need a good network reception to make it work, possibly a WiFi connection.
PhonesRe: How You can have a Twin Version of YOURself in a video using your "smartphone." by smartty68(m): 4:33pm On Oct 05, 2017
makinson2865:
file not found sir , any way out?
https://uplod.cc/vrbvvnlxfjvb
PhonesRe: How You can have a Twin Version of YOURself in a video using your "smartphone." by smartty68(m): 10:06am On Oct 05, 2017
Been using Kinemaster for a year plus now and I can boldly say is the best video editing app on Android.

Download crack version (Premium Version)
Kinemaster Cracked

Nice one MissTechy wink
BusinessRe: Farmers To Crash Price Of Rice To N6,000 Per Bag by smartty68(m): 6:28pm On Oct 04, 2017
Giving Nigerians false hope.

Readers discretion is advised
CelebritiesRe: N500 Million Lawsuit: Charly Boy In Court Premises + Full Details(photos) by smartty68(m): 5:55pm On Oct 04, 2017
CelebritiesRe: N500 Million Lawsuit: Charly Boy In Court Premises + Full Details(photos) by smartty68(m):
Charly Boy is right.

The lawlessness in the Nigerian system has effected Nigerians to an extent they forget their Rights!

Fight for your right no matter what.

#IStandWithCharlyBoy
#OurMumuDonDo
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Best Nigerian Rapper? by smartty68(m): 5:36pm On Oct 04, 2017
smartty68 smiley
TV/MoviesRe: Delay In Sales Of TSTV Decoders Worries Nigerians by smartty68(m): 9:32am On Oct 04, 2017
PoliticsRe: PDP Chairmanship Race: Plot Against South-west Bid Thickens by smartty68(m): 9:01am On Oct 04, 2017
All they(political cretins) worry about is just acquiring political offices without blueprints in driving the nation forward.

Bunch of reprobates

PoliticsRe: If You Think Those In National Assembly Are Idiots, Wait For 2019 - Garba Shehu by smartty68(m): 10:33am On Oct 03, 2017
Pidginwhisper:
Na true e talk nau..Na ppl wey dey vote for dem be bigger idiots! grin grin


Click like if you know say some idiots go still vote for them in 2017, Click Share if you think otherwise
This is for you...
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PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by smartty68(m): 10:28am On Oct 03, 2017
As you turned +1 this day, I declare on to you that the lastest Xiaomi flagship device fall on you. Amen

Happy Birthday Emaminaj
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PoliticsRe: Jelani Aliyu Inspects NADDC's Automotive Emission Testing Laboratory In Ikorodu by smartty68(m): 9:56pm On Oct 01, 2017
N - National
A - Association
D - Dumb
D - Developer
C - Community

GamingRe: Install Games On Your Ps3,ps4 And Ps Vita...you Can Also Get Consoles With Game by smartty68(m): 5:59pm On Oct 01, 2017
crafteck:
45k, 2 pads, fifa /pes 18 etc installed
Thanks for the late reply! Already got one for 32k with 6games installed yesterday!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari ’s Independence Day Broadcast ( Full Text ) by smartty68(m): 8:06am On Oct 01, 2017
Newbiee:
For those asking what have been achieved so far by this administration:


SECURITY & RELATED MATTERS

1. Release of 106 Chibok girls, as well as over 16,000 persons in Boko Haram captivity.
2. Tackling insurgency, decimation of Boko Haram in the North East.
3. Recovering 14 local governments and territories previously under Boko Haram control in the North East, rebuilding lives of citizens there; about one million displaced persons in the NE have returned to their communities in two years of this administration.
4. Curbing the incidence of kidnap across the country. (Arrest of kidnap kingpins and dismantling of kidnap cells across the country)
5. Restoring morale of the Nigerian military; re-organizing and better equipping the Nigerian Armed Forces.
6. Purchase of 12 Super-Tucano aircrafts worth $600 million to aid the Nigerian military’s current operations in the North East.
7. Ensuring continued peace in the Niger Delta through consistent funding of the FG amnesty programme for ex-militants.
8. Introduction of an improved mechanism for distribution of aid to IDPs in the North East through the establishment of the Special Intervention Programme of the Federal Government. (Door-to-door strategy)
ECONOMY
9. Implementing the National Economic Recovery and Growth Plan (ERGP) to aid economic recovery, taking the country out of her worst recession in 29 years, despite fall in oil prices.
10. N1.2 trillion expended on capital/infrastructure projects nationwide, a milestone in the nation’s history.
11. Effective implementation of the Treasury Single Account, and increasing government revenue by over N3 trillion as well as entrenching transparency and accountability.
12. Implementation of the Bank Verification Number (BVN), thus tackling corruption by plugging loopholes for siphoning of public fund and tracking of illicit funds through multiple accounts
13. Ease of doing business: the Federal Government signed into law two bills from the National Assembly (Acts are the Secured Transactions in Movable Assets Act, 2017 (otherwise known as Collateral Registry Act) and the Credit Reporting Act, 2017) which has facilitated access to more affordable credit for Nigerians, fast tracked budget submissions and promotes Made-in-Nigeria products.
14. Establishment of the Presidential Quarterly Business Forum to enhance interaction and private sector participation in the development of the economy.
15. Institutionalizing E-governance setting the foundation for the creation of a truly digital economy.
16. Creation of opportunities for youths to leverage innovation in technology through the introduction of the Aso Villa Demo Day (AVDD) through which over N700 million has been disbursed to young entrepreneurs.
17. The revitalization of the Made-in-Nigeria campaign. (Emphasis on consumption of local products gain grounds)
18. Implementing reforms in the civil service which has led to the elimination of over 30,000 ghost workers, thereby saving the country billions of naira monthly.
19. Massive investments in agriculture, e.g, Anchors Borrowers Programme to improve local produce, improving fertiliser distribution and access across states through the Presidential Fertilizer Initiative.
20. Reduction in rice imports as a result of government’s policies that has encouraged massive rice production across Nigeria.
21. Improving transport infrastructure (rail and road); construction work ongoing on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, renovation of Abuja International Airport runway, completion of Abuja – Kaduna Railway among others.
22. Social Investment Programmes (SIP): N-Power Volunteer Scheme creating jobs for over 200,000 (and still counting) unemployed graduates in all the 36 states and the FCT.
23. SIP: Ongoing Government Enterprise and Empowerment (GEEP) Scheme; commenced in November 2016 in collaboration with the Bank of Industry, where soft loans ranging from N10, 000 to N100, 000 have been given to over 189,000 market women and traders across different states.
24. SIP: Home Grown School Feeding Programme, where almost three million schoolchildren have been fed, while tens of thousands of cooks have been engaged in their respective states.
25. SIP: Conditional Cash Transfer (CCT) scheme, under which about 25,000 less privileged Nigerians so far are now being funded with the monthly N5,000 stipend in 9 pilot States (Bauchi, Borno, Cross Rivers, Ekiti, Kwara, Kogi, Niger, Osun and Oyo). More beneficiaries are expected to be added in more states.
26. The establishment of MSMEs Clinics, a small Business support programme to support entrepreneurs and small businesses in different states.
27. Establishment of One-Stop-Shops to support policies on Ease of Doing Business.
28. The take-off of the 2nd Niger Bridge.
29. Phasing out subsidy for petroleum products, elimination of fuel scarcity and queues in petrol stations.
30. Implementation of the FG Niger Delta new vision, a comprehensive road map to improve livelihood and social infrastructure.
31. Improved power generation nationwide adding $500million to Nigeria’s sovereign wealth fund and about $87million to its excess crude account.
32. The creation of the N30billion Solid Minerals Development Fund.
33. Encouraging the patronage of local contents and increasing export in agriculture.
34. Signing of Executive Order 001 which is the promotion of transparency and efficiency in the business environment - to ensure that public servants offer prompt service in a predictable and transparent manner, and sanction undue delays.
35. Signing of Executive Order 002 which is on prompt submission of annual budgetary estimates by all statutory and non-statutory agencies of the Federal Government including incorporated companies wholly owned by FG.
36. Bailout of cash crunch states; about N689 billion to 27 states of the federation to pay salaries in 2015.
37. Complete refund of Paris loan deductions to states (unprecedented).
38. Implementing the 2011 UNEP report for the ongoing Ogoni clean-up process after decades of oil spills and pollution.
39. Modification of the tax system so that it is more efficient.
40. Reforms in the airports (reconstruction of the Abuja airport runway and ongoing work at the Lagos airport).
41. Reforms at the nation’s seaports (Issues with cargo clearance at the ports addressed)
42. Improved duration (under 48 hours) for visa approval especially for investors.
43. Resuscitation of the nation’s refineries which are now working at 50 percent capacity for the first time in over a decade.
44. Eleven of the dead 33 fertilizer plants have been resuscitated while four others are to be revived shortly and this has profound impact on the ongoing revolution in the agricultural sector.
45. For the first time in more than 45 years, the Mambila Power Plant is set to take off with the allocation of $5.6billion for its realization and an expected 3,050 MW output upon completion.
46. Increasing external reserves to a 13 month high of $33 billion from $29.13 billion which has surpassed the ERGPs target of $30.56 billion despite global low oil prices and production challenges.
47. Cancellation of the Joint Venture cash calls with oil multinational companies operating in Nigeria (For the first time in the history of the industry) which has led to savings of billions of dollars lost to fictitious contract payments.
48. Release of N2 billion take off grant for the Maritime University as part of measures to address agitations in the Niger Delta region.
49. The new development bank of Nigeria (DBN) is finally taking off with initial funding of $1.3billion (provided by the World Bank, German Development Bank, African Development Bank, Agence Francaise De Development) to provide medium and long term loans to MSMEs.
ANTI – GRAFT WAR.
50. Improving Nigeria’s international image and regional cooperation with neighbouring countries in fighting insurgency.
51. Anti-corruption war: Prosecuting alleged corrupt public officers and recovering billions of naira of stolen public funds; the successful establishment of the whistle-blower policy.
52. Signing of Executive Order 004 – Voluntary Income Asset Declaration Scheme (VAIDS). This aims to increase tax awareness and compliance, and reduce incidence of tax evasion.
53. Signing of agreements with a number of nations to provide Automatic Exchange of Information.
54. Signing of the Extradition Treaty between Nigeria and United Arab Emirates (UAE) toward strengthening Nigeria’s anti-corruption campaign.
55. Establishment of PACAC – a think-tank that has provided leadership, direction and also built capacity of personnel in the fight against corruption.
OTHERS
56. Eradication of polio disease in the country.
57. The introduction of the One Primary Health Centre per ward programme of the Federal Government.
You sound like you're trying to educate fulani herdsmen & Bokoharam undecided

PoliticsRe: President Buhari ’s Independence Day Broadcast ( Full Text ) by smartty68(m): 8:03am On Oct 01, 2017
Such a lengthy piece of crap from Mr Daura. He has told lies he can't remember anymore! Fighting corruption when the state house clinic barely has nothing in it yet N3 Billion Naira was approved for it.

WebmastersRe: Google Doodle For Nigeria's Independence by smartty68(m): 7:58am On Oct 01, 2017
Oluwasaeon:
Sign in from Puerto Rico and you'll see it. Anywhere in the world!
Who told you that? Didn't see the doodle when I signed in from Afghanistan undecided

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