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Phones / Re: Welcome My New Realme Gtneo 256GB Rom +12 GB Ram 5G by smartty68(m): 10:24am On May 09, 2021
talktalk4u:
you be mumu . Come make i change your life ...
talktalk4u:
? Poverty and wickedness is what is killing the minds of Nigerian youths . Not everyone u see on nairaland is broke and poor like you oga. Levelup dont use your life only on nairaland
talktalk4u:
your poverty rate gas affected your thinking abi ? Remove that smarty from your name and add mumu@68
Only you quoted me x3. Na so my comment pain you reach?

Your insecurities are loud.

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Religion / Re: Satan Lied When He Claimed The Kingdoms Of The World Were His by smartty68(m): 9:18am On May 09, 2021
Nigeria and Africa at large is the devil's kingdom. So he never lied about it.
Phones / Re: Welcome My New Realme Gtneo 256GB Rom +12 GB Ram 5G by smartty68(m): 2:08am On May 09, 2021
Person wey get money to buy that phone for 300k no dey make noise. Return the phone to the real owner. No dey form big boy on social media with another person sweat.

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Politics / Re: CNN Washes Nigerian Government’s Dirty Linen On The Global Stage by smartty68(m): 4:52am On May 06, 2021
ODJ124:
Fake News CNN.... Trying hard to remain relevant....

I miss Trump.....

Thread seen...
Why won't it be fake news when you don't have data to stream the news...
Phones / Re: I Need A Phone With Sharp Camera With Good Battery Life For 50k by smartty68(m): 12:20am On May 06, 2021
Badmusthomas:
Please boss update me on that phone I have been looking for it's user for long
It's a nice phone, I've been using it since mid-January and so far I haven't had any issues with it. I doesn't lag, the battery last longer, good camera(though not the best), FHD+ resolution. I got it for 53k back then.

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Phones / Re: I Need A Phone With Sharp Camera With Good Battery Life For 50k by smartty68(m): 10:12am On May 05, 2021
Classickj:

How much is this phone and is it available in Nigeria store
I got it for 53k on Jumia in January. The price later dropped to less than 50k after some weeks.
Sports / Re: Argentina, Romania To Play In Aisha Buhari Football Tourney by smartty68(m): 9:55am On May 05, 2021
SporaD8:

See wetin irresponsible NPF caused!
After setting confiscated weed on fire in public, now the whole community is high!!!
You no well. Lol
Sports / Re: Argentina, Romania To Play In Aisha Buhari Football Tourney by smartty68(m): 8:57am On May 05, 2021

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Politics / Re: Kwara Assembly Wants Death Penalty For Kidnappers by smartty68(m): 8:53am On May 05, 2021
Must you debate it? Because these kidnappers are your boys so the bill is DOA.
Phones / Re: I Need A Phone With Sharp Camera With Good Battery Life For 50k by smartty68(m): 8:15am On May 05, 2021
Get an Oukitel c21

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Katsina Youths Endorse Saraki In Buhari’s Hometown by smartty68(m): 2:04pm On May 04, 2021
From one thief to another thieves. Same rats different holes

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Crime / Re: Two Dreaded Kidnappers Monday Mimiko And Abu Billi Have Been Gunned Down In Kogi by smartty68(m): 9:58am On May 03, 2021
That name reminds me of Anini.

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Politics / Re: Father Mbaka Blasts Garba Shehu, Reveals Why He Sent 3 Contractors (Video) by smartty68(m): 3:53am On May 03, 2021
"I Don't Even Have The Contacts Of The Contractors But Because They Told Me That They Can Refine Our Crude Oil, Employ The Youths So That These Killings Can End In One Month".
He ridiculed himself. A clergyman-lying-machine just like the party he supports.
Politics / Re: Alleged Terrorism: Our Hands Tied On Pantami, Says Senate by smartty68(m): 5:14pm On May 02, 2021
No one seems to understand that keeping Pantami in that position means the government supports and encourages terrorism which is a big dent on the image of this country.

Let's continue to make everything seem like a joke. Soon y'all won't have a voice in the committee of Nations.

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Politics / Re: NIN: BLS International Seals Biometric Services Deal For Nigerians Living In UK by smartty68(m): 5:04am On May 01, 2021

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Politics / Re: Abductor Of Kankara Schoolboys, Auwal Daudawa Shot Dead by smartty68(m): 5:01am On May 01, 2021
Nigeria has become a theater ground. The government breaks the news without evidence, while the terrorists breaks the news with evidence.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Minimum Wage For Pensioners by smartty68(m): 4:45am On May 01, 2021
There's a difference between APPROVE and IMPLEMENTATION!

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Phones / Re: Infinix Reveals Hot 10T & Hot 10S: Specifications by smartty68(m): 4:43am On May 01, 2021
Same motherboard, different casing.

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Politics / Re: Ortom Deserves Commendation Not Condemnation - Benue Govt Replies Garba Shehu by smartty68(m): 6:25pm On Apr 30, 2021
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.


cool

How can I convert this into a usable data? Because I can't continue to be dashing MTN/Airtel my money anyhow on monthly subs that don't last up to a week.

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Politics / Re: Zungeru Hydroelectric Power Project To Be Completed In December 2021 - FG by smartty68(m): 4:25pm On Apr 30, 2021
To be completed - Future impossible tense

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Celebrities / Re: Istifanus: Let's Redirect Attention To Positive Things- Beaut Queen Urges Youths by smartty68(m): 4:20pm On Apr 30, 2021
For those of you that may have challenges with pronouncing her name: Istifanus = Is-Thief-Anus. Thank you and don't mention.�

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Health / Re: How 10 Pushups Every Day Will Completely Transform Your Body | Push-ups. by smartty68(m): 2:15am On Apr 30, 2021
What about those of us with tiny-legs-broader-shoulders? Na to tie dumbbells for our legs go be the solution?
Career / Re: The Problems With Learning A Handwork. by smartty68(m): 5:48pm On Apr 29, 2021
In-All-In-All; having something to do with your hands rather than having to wait for blue collar jobs and acquiring certificates upandan still remains best. Except you want to become a politician.

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: FG To Partner With China To Secure Nigeria From Bandits, Terrorists by smartty68(m): 5:00pm On Apr 29, 2021
Make them follow seek for help from Yemen & Afghanistan too.

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Crime / Re: Video Of Baba Ijesha Begging After Being Caught Molesting Minor by smartty68(m): 12:51pm On Apr 29, 2021
Devil don suffer.

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Business / Re: Adesola Adeduntan: CBN Queries First Bank As CEO Is ‘Purportedly Forced Out" by smartty68(m): 11:34am On Apr 29, 2021
By their forehead you shall know them.

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Career / Re: I Currently Need Your Sincere, Unbiased advice by smartty68(m): 3:05pm On Apr 27, 2021
Your Dad is a HERO is all I have to say.

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Family / Re: Masturbation Is Killing My Cousin,pls Help by smartty68(m): 7:18pm On Apr 24, 2021
This your friend's masturbation is entirely on another level. He can even masturbation with a palm as rough as sandpaper.

He has to be psychologically ready to quit masturbation else no amount of counseling would do.

Romance / Re: Have You Ever Dated Someone Out Of Pity? by smartty68(m): 6:51pm On Apr 24, 2021
The kind of threads the mods push front page is mind boggling, makes me wonder if some of these mods are a product of quota system.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Pictured With His Two Sons by smartty68(m): 3:25pm On Apr 24, 2021
Future Kogi State governors, while his followers wallow in abject poverty and stupidity.

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