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dre11:
Lies@emboldened

Mtcheww
Make I hiss small for this bull story

....bro i av dated more than dat.....beleive or leave it

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this boy later rose from death....... I live in the same street with him Onisha.. His ressurrection was celebrated d day he arose... D news of his ressurrection spread in all the nook nd corner of Anambra state... Nna ehh....una too dey lie.....i must show him dis news..mtchhewww

chai......after una go cum say Naijaboi fine pass me .....nd Naijaboi go jez dey yab me anytime i upload my pix....

please what are the subject combination for political science....??

acenazt:
English Language compulsory
Government Mandatory
Then pick between
Religion
Economics
Literature

owk....am i good 2go with English, govt, crs, econs ??

i need answers plsss oooo

Hmmmmmmmm.....sometimes...i fink i should jez give up my virginity....buh dis kinda story makes av a second thought...

1. When RONALDO scores he points
at himself. When MESSI scores he
points up,


2. RONALDO will do 5 skills to beat 1 player. MESSI will do 1 trick to
beat 5 players.


3. RONALDO is compared to
Messi.. While MESSI is compared to
Pele and Maradona.


4. RONALDO shoots where MESSI would have passed to better
positioned player.


5. RONALDO is hungry for
individual success, MESSI plays for
the success of the team as a
whole.


6. Girls like RONALDO for his Good
Looks, they like MESSI for his Good
Game.


7. RONALDO scores goals, MESSI
Breaks World Records.


8. RONALDO plays because he loves fame, MESSI plays because
he loves the game.


9. RONALDO will make your DAY!
MESSI will make your HISTORY!


10. RONALDO is Good, but MESSI is
the best.

Agre or Disagree

NAIJABO Deserved it....i knew dah 4rm day one.......congratz bro............ MarieOlae..... I wonder y u didnt win MISS NAIRALAND.....

hmmmmm

Naija....which way.......

Naija...which way ...God av mercy...

marieolae:
It depends....

It depends on the frequency, and what exactly he needs the money for.

I mean if a guy is begging me 3times a week to recharge his phone, where do you want me to find the respect?

marie...i do beg my gf buh with a special tone...i dnt see anyfin wrong with dah

i pray that Every Accident projected to you and your Family this
Season will return Back to the Sender in the Mighty
Name
of jesus christ! Amen!

1..They guy who doesn’t care about personal hygiene-

I’ve seen that some women are okay with this but it
would be a big no-no for me. You don’t have to dress
up fancy but a good scrub is
always appreciated in my opinion. You don’t want
people pegging their nose when you’re out with him,
do you?

2,..The guy with an overbearing mother –

When you date someone, you should really look into
their
family as well, because if things go really well, they
might become your in-laws. I would suggest to never
date someone with an overbearing
mother as she will make your shared life with her son a lot harder than you can ever imagine for it to be.

3...The guy who brags –

It’s more than encouraged
to share your success with those close to you but avoid
(like you would Ebola) guys who brag about their job,
the money they make, their car and etc. You will get
annoyed after a while and someone
who constantly is constantly showing off is never appealing.

4...The guy who texts you… late at night –

He might be cute as hell, smoother than a baby’s
bottom and have abs that you could grate any type of
cheese on. But if he is only calling you late at night to
“hang out”, then you know this relationship won’t
last longer than his texts to
you.

5...The egoistic guy

– You’ll never hear the end of
just how smart this dude is. If
you ask him a question about himself, he will be more
than
happy to answer but he won’t care as much about
asking you how your day went. It’s all about him, so do an Elsa and ‘let it go.’

6..The broken-hearted dude –

At first you might find his vulnerability endearing but
after a while you’re more than likely to get exhausted
from it. Guys who are broken and can’t seem to move
forward
from their past will require a lot of effort and understanding from you. In the end, you might not be
successful at fixing his broken heart.

7..The “young at heart” guy –

He’s 30 but behaves like he is still 21. In the beginning
it will all be fun and games but then you will eventually
grow tired
of it. It’s nice dating someone who is mature and fully
aware of what they want to achieve in life.

A group of scientists organised a competition to test the
intelligence
of different African students at inventing things.
Three African students qualified for the final. On the day
of the
final, they were called out from the crowd to come and present what
they had invented.
The first student came out and said; “I’m Thambo
Masekela from
South-African, I invented a pen that can write what
people are saying on a paper itself.”
He demonstrated his experiment and was applauded it.
The second student came out; “I’m Nyara Wangai
from Kenya.
I invented a Chip that can tell the amount of money on
anybody standing close to it.” She demonstrated her
experiment and was
applauded for it.
Akpos, the third student, came out and said; “I’m
Asad oomaar from
Borno State, Nigeria. I invented an explosive that can shatter the
human body into a million pieces, penetrating the
hardest of bones.
Can you allow me to sit down, while I demonstrate my
experiment?”
The Chief Scientist stood up and said; “Don’t bother to demonstrate
it, you are the winner of this competition!” Hahaahahahahaha I Can't Stop Laughing

1... Barcelona Fans - even though they are one of
d
greatest ... they make no noise, this shows how
mature they are.


2...Real Madrid Fans - they act like kings. but talk less


3...Arsenal Fans - they are so patient even when
in
trouble, they talk a little but not much


4...Man City fans - i don't even know if they exit


5...Liverpool Fans - claiming to be kings when they
are not, though they act wisely....am proudly liverpoolian


6...Chelsea Fans - oh my goodness, they're d
worst,
they always talk rubbish and too arrogant, they
claim to b d best and yet they have less trophies than
all d
mentioned teams, they hate history because their
club have none... rapists, robbers, drug addicts
and
racists supports dis club

7...Manchester United Fans - best sets of fans,
though they talk talk, they're friendly, they are d
most
successful club in England and they never give up.......

Ipledge:
Don't lie on nairaland,they go surely burst u


Don't forget to vote Rozay as miss nairaland tommorrow

lool...owk bro

Ipledge:
no be this guy dey claim most handsome for onitsha?


Check d op pix,check ur pix and do the judgement

yea bro.... D op lied...he has been busted..... Am me...am real...am cute... Lool

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yea....datz hw we roll.... Ma pics

WIFE: Darling why R U home this
early
wearing such a long face? MAN: Had a terrible day, i lost all
my
colleagues today at work. WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened? MAN: There was a fire outbreak
down
the
tunnel and everybody died! WIFE: What a pity! Darling I
thank God
for
keeping U alive. How did U make
it out my
dear? MAN: Darling, it was God's work. My
stomach was upsetting me so, I
took a break to ease myself in the
toilet. WIFE: Darling, thank God you R
alive. What
would have happened to us? I feel
so
much pity for their families. So
bad, how R they going to survive now?
MAN: My dear its a pity, but
UNITED
NATIONS has decided to give the
families
of the deceased $10million each. WIFE: What?!!!!! Ten million what?
So
because of your useless stomach
upset
and the foolish toilet and your
refusal to die with your colleagues..... ..make me miss that money?? I beg if you don't like
trouble, go back and die with
your
colleagues ...I Lafº°˚=)) =))˚°ºº °˚throway ˚=)) =))°º≈my blackberryº°˚ =)) =)) ˚ºinside
°˚offering box ˚°º≈ º≈. =))
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rover sport goodmorningmyfw eshpalz

lol y'all are killing me with laughter...........

mizzkeji44:
If u say u are handsome,so be it......i wont argue wt u.

owk baby

lol..owk o..jez having fun

earlier today.. :p

A Nigerian teacher was sent to China to
teach. The first day he entered class, he began
by calling Their Names. He said "Sheng." A student said,
"Present." He called the second name, "Chu
Muon."
Another student said, "Present." Suddenly, he sneezed,"Hatchia!"
One student seated at the corner stood
up and said,"Present." He then exclaimed and said,
"hmmmm..."
All the student shouted, "Absent." The teacher came closer to find out
what was going on, as he moved his
pen fell on the table and made the
sound, "Ting chung!"
A certain boy said, "Present sir." He got confused and said, "well Shaa..."
Three students stood up and said,
"Which of us?" The teacher now laughed, "Hahaha!"
A girl Stood Up and said, "Present sir." The teacher became more confused
and he asked, "What is wrong?"
A student stood up and said, "Sir, I'm
not Wrong, I'm called Wong."... The Teacher Fainted!

edozie04:
Generous boy,oya clap 4 urself(m.Or.on)

pan pa papapa paa, lols #clapin

Don't be too stingy bro