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bxcode:
Send 120 to 131 or simply dial *131# and then follow the options shown. It costs #2500 for a period of 30 days, rationed into 1.5 day and 3gig night.

thanks boss

bodyloveghetto:
Mtn night plan N2500 10GB

boss, what's the code and how do I enter the night plan?

SIRRDIQ:
empty hen 1200 1kg

boss, the code please?

bxcode:
Either mtn or glo 4.5g at #2500k. But Op 1k is already cheap na, abi you are looking for cheats?

boss, how do you subcribe mtn, I mean the code nd how much it costs.

Meanwhile, I have not seen my result since 5th .. Chei .

May God Terminate my life, if I, ALILI TOCHUKWU CHIDUBEM (Tojesus Blessed ), Will one day, at any place, by any means, consciously or unconsciously, by my action or inaction, hesitate to SPEAK the fact that your presence in JAMB's Office, has brought nothing but total regret, misfortune , misdirection , and/ or raised many eye brows.

In fact, truth be told Sir, Your tenure so far has remained more or less, Abysmal failure to JAMBITES (2016/17 Jambites specifically), Nigeria parents / guardians , Nigerians In particular and the world at large.
Mr Dibu, Look at the way you have just frustrated 2/3 of 2016 Admission seekers. You have made dunce and Ignoramuses out of many poor but Intelligent Nigerian 2016 admission seekers/ JAMBites, all in the name of your so called " marking scheme or whatever". Should I talk about how you began this year examination ?? Of course, you will agree with me that your direct or indirect decision to award 40 extra marks to few candidates after the examinations of 27th Feb, 29th Feb, 1st March and/ or 2nd March, in the first place, speaks volume of your purposeless, compromising , barbaric and Non-enhancing-academic-excellence led administration.

This has never happened since the inception of JAMB. You have succeeded in exhibiting &selling your administrative incompetence before Nigerians, Africa & the globe in general. You and your cohorts cannot justify the reasons why many JAMBites are crying every moment, as they check their results.
God will judge you Mr Registrar! You and your caucus have made many Nigerian children to weep. Their parents/ guardians went through hardship to realise the exorbitant money for JAMB registration. Yet, You have allowed political, economic or whatever affiliation, becloud your sense of reasoning, consideration & academic excellence.

Sir, I must confess, You have disgraced Nigerians & posterity will hold you accountable for the demoralisation, pain, misfortune, etc you have / is causing Nigerian admission seekers at the moment .
How can someone read all day & nights, follow up your so called new syllabus, pray, fast, sacrificed pleasures , etc, just for you to give such person 130, 170, 140 and many other incredible scores as result ! I am disappointed ! We are Disappointed in you.

Finally, Tell Nigerians & the world why Someone will be getting 20, 30, 40, marks in a subject he or she read thoroughly. You & your colleagues have killed many Jambites joy this year, But God hasn't. GOD IS WATCHING YOU SIR.

Source: www.myunndreams.org

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) and stakeholders in Abuja on Tuesday adopted 180 as minimum cut-off mark for admission into degree awarding institutions for 2015 session.

The decision was made at the 2015 Combined Policy Meeting on Admissions to Degree, Nigerian Certificate of Education (NCE) and National Diploma (ND) held on Tuesday in Abuja.

The meeting also adopted 150 for NCE and ND awarding institutions for the 2015 session.

The JAMB Registrar, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, who announced the cut off marks to newsmen, said it was imperative for all higher institutions to abide by the agreement and ensure its implementation.

“We have been able to decide the cut-off mark; it’s going to be 180 for universities and 150 for non-degree institutions.


“However, we welcome the six new universities, which four are for universities of education, one for petroleum and one for health sciences. We hope that our vice- chancellors, rectors and provosts will stick to these decisions and implement accordingly so that by Oct. 31, admission for 2015/2016 will be over.


“The meeting also agreed that all stakeholders should stick to the 60:40 Science/Arts ratio and 70:30 Technology/Non-Technology ratios for admission.’’

Ojerinde urged the institutions to adhere strictly to the admission ratio in order to promote technological development of the nation.

The JAMB boss said that one striking feature of the 2015 Computer Based Test (CBT) was the provisions made for physically challenged candidates and prison inmates.

He said that for the first time in the region, Braille Notes were introduced for the virtually impaired, adding that many of them did well in the CBT.


“Many of them scored above 200 in Law, Arts, Social Sciences, Administration, among others. When we send them to you for admission, please admit them.

“For Albinos, we increased the font of the letters so that they could see and read; they were also given extra hours.

“Prison inmates also did the CBT in their yards; 208 inmates did the exam in Nigeria.’’ Earlier in his speech, Dr MacJohn Nwaobiala, the Permanent Secretary, Federal Ministry of Education, said that JAMB CBT had been tested and trusted.

No fewer than 1.4 million candidates sat for JAMB CBT which was held from March 9 to March 21

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So he didn't see Airforce1

skyfullofstars:
You should let your parents know, just in case this man goes crazy. Even though you are considered to be an adult, since you are over 18, I believe that you need other adults to be aware of the situation, and let your father call this man and tell him to stop bothering you.

Its always better to be on the safest side.

..... My parents had warned to stay away from from social media.. You know Nigerian Parents naw... Buh my junior bro is aware...

godoluwa:
dnt remove d man picture & his wife pics yet. the man need to verify b4 accusing u wrongly. report the matter at the nearest police & drop copies of his/wife pics. dat man must be incorriggible folly

I wonder... Thanks dude... And thanks to every person that commented reasonably

nerodenero:
You are SMARTwizy, so be SMART about this matter.

lol yep, simply gonna block him... No time

twoondei:
The guy probably mixed numbers up. You should just free hum abeg. He should get his wife sorted and give a proper apology for acusing the wrong person

.. I pray o.. Thanks

femi4:
you call that kid a wife? smh

lol, she is the wife...

heatflux:
or re you the wife? We neva can tell o

lwkmd

donefezy:
posting there pictures here The main boyfriend may be a nairalander o...seeing this post him go quickly adjust him ways

lwkmd....

Slimzjoe:
The wife is pweety!! Op collect her number Joor

chai, bro... I don't wanna die young

nerodenero:
How did you get the wife's picture?

I asked him to upload a photo of his wife which he did.. So I saved it

lolaredvelvet:
Nawa o.. the kid doesn't even look like his. I can see why he questions the wife's fidelity.

OP, don't u have a block button on ur phone?

... Lol, I do... I would do that Asap.. Thanks

IdiAmin1:
Probably the wife has a boyfriend and uses a code for his number and that code happens to be your own number, @op.

I used to do that when I was into playing. If a lady's number was 08036662945, I would save it with 08039992645.

The fear of my vicious girlfriend then na the beginning of wisdom 'cos she fit tear any lady into pieces.

lwkmd.... My madness never reach that level... Seeing someone's wife... Tufiakwa

Enoquin:
Please remove the wife's picture and if you have to post the man's picture, blur the face of the child.
A man chats you up and accuses you and you are replying with 'pls I don't know you' 'Pls let me call you' 'pls what is her name?'

What happened to a simple one time reply? 'You are talking to the wrong person. I do not know you or your wife.'
And then block and click the delete button? What did you call him to say gan?

I just wanted to make things clear.. I need no troubles

missKiffy:
Na serious matter

bro, am just shocked

twoondei:
But the OP is a nice guy sha. His responses were too plain, subtle and lacked the much needed sarcastic garnish. Innocent chap

thanks bro, buh I wanna hear your opinion on this issue

Chopet:
Oga check your self wella period.

bro, honestly, I have never seen the lady let alone meeting her

Adufetohposh:
OP I hope u are not In mushin because they don't make empty threats around there.

I reside in Onitsha, Anambra State

Realtol:
Lol! D guy is protecting his investment. In the meantime, tell your parents or your guidance and report to the police if you really don't have anything to do with that accusation.

I tire.... I told my bro, he was with me when I called the man

Brugo:


Tell him you have reported the case to the police. Let's see his response.

Don't take threats lightly.

I really don't want to cause trouble, I would do that when he chats up again

The man and his wife

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Dear Nairalanders, pls I really need yall advice...

A certain man added me on whatsapp and starts accusing me of dating her wife... What the Bleep am I doing with a married lady am just 20 years.... I called the man just now and told him that I have nothing to do with his wife... I have not even seen the lady atall..... Pls I need your advices......

He says he is going to deal with me if he finds out that am dating her wife...

Below is the complete chat between I and the man....

The picture of the man and his Said wife.