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oti gbayi laye e |
HIScraziness:bet why? |
Xtopher123:who said so? in which book?, you better don't delude yourself, architects don't do suits abi ki le le yin soo. if you don't do suits... that you, don't generalize it ![]() |
tellwisdom:if you continue with this conviction, you will end up being Gay ![]() |
12 strategies for wooing the girl of your dreams culled from glowville Guys! Get in here. This is the day of joy. Time to borrow from lala wealth of experience in toasting girls. From his studies, observations and experiences, ladies and gentlemen, he brings to you 12 strategies for wooing the girl of your dreams. These 12 strategies for wooing the girl of your dreams are tested, but not all are trusted. You may yet give it a try, luck shouldn’t be far from you. Let’s get on with it already. 1) The Direct method This method can be an effective way of buying slaps and insults. It’s a bold one too. Because it usually ends up a disaster, some men prefer to high up to the new/known lady and pour out their minds. A sweet guy stands a better chance. I don’t think I can go this way. ![]() 2) The Text method Don’t come out straight; in fact, she doesn’t really have to know you. Just make sure you get the starters pack: SMS pamphlet, a phone, abundant airtime and an experience in theft – you may have to steal her number. Your life assignment is to bombard her with messages. She has to see them before sleeping and when she wakes. You may even go ahead and impress her by starting the Christmas and New year wishes as early as from July. I’ve used this method before. Dumb. Dumb! (don't try this on Lagos girls, they will curse your generation) 3) The Christian method 1 Tell her you saw her in your vision where she was helping you fetch water, climb a mountain or repair your shoes. Preach to her that God has decreed her your wife! It’s not compulsory she likes you back, when you marry, Holy Ghost will work things out. If this method works, toh; if it doesn’t, toh. (CAC, CELE, C&S) 4) The Christian method 2 Because she likes very spiritual brothers, become or pretend to be one. Dispose your sinful clothes and buy spiritual ones. Enter the church. Stalk. Sit in a place where she can easily see you. Be active. Have and switch into different tongues; about four. Speak them at will and make sure they’re loud enough for her to hear. Holy smiles and righteous walking styles later, and you’re there. You cannot make heaven if you use this method. (MFM) 5) The Lalasticlala method Don’t expect me to explain this. It’s the most effective so far. I’ll pass it down to my sons. If you’re bent on knowing, get closer. And get ready to pay. 6) The Shadow method In 1956, Cecelia Bruce said, “we women are like shadows, if you follow us, we run away from you, get back from us, we follow you.” Just ignore her after the plenty unsuccessful chases. However, make sure you’re still noticeable. This method usually won’t click; your shadow can detach from you and run off. Imagine the horror. 7) The Poco A Poco method Slow and steady they say, wins the race. Don’t rush. Take things easy. From acquaintances, become friends, then move ahead. Step by step. One disadvantage though; you can wake up one morning and find yourself in the friend, brother, father or spiritual watch zone. The Success methodI’ll scold my sister if she picks fineness over success and vision. Forget handsomeness and the hypertrophied abs, success is the new handsome. Be brilliant. Know what you’re doing. Focus. If you don’t have the billions yet, make sure your positive visions stand, some ladies can see this. This is one very great way, but you may not get the lady of your choice, especially if she’s honey-seeking and shallow-thinking. (Most lagos girls) 9) The Gangster method Funnily enough, some ladies love this three words ‘become a gangster’. She’ll come for you herself. This method makes me weep, I don’t want to talk about it. (hoes) 10) The Black Magic/Voodoo method Employ the demons. Usually the last resort for stupid, wicked and desperate guys with low self-esteem. Touch and follow. Look at my eyebrows and run after me. Personally, I’ve never seen this, but as the name implies it’s a very dangerous path. ![]() 11) The Flamboyant method There’re some impossible ladies this will work on. Buy them two shawarmas (not enough for Gidi girls) and they’ll propose to you. Impress them. Money, be it blood or politically stolen one answereth all things for them. They’ll even marry a monkey provided he’s intelligent enough to know the importance of gifts in the life of Homo sapiens. Two things though – Never stop having money. And don’t allow her glimpse a richer guy. (hoes) 12) The Handsome method Just be good-looking and ‘frosh’. That’s all; it doesn’t matter if you’re as useless as the h in happy. You don’t even have to know the earth is not flat, just be fine like lalasticlala and you’re good to go. |
[size=17pt]YOU ARE VERY F*CKED UP UPSTAIRS!![/size] DrRasheed: |
you are really in deep shit jpeg45: |
Well said Bro, well said VolTOxic: |
DanielGb:No o |
I did not even bother checking the list from the top, cos i know Naija can't miss the bottom spot!, well i am not looking to travel anywhere!, [size=17pt]tiipaa tii kuku la ma fi lowo ni ilu yi[/size] |
Explorers:Have you REALLY experienced the real AJEGUNLE?, yes there is a large concentration of low class citizens in the area but it is not largely populated by "ILLITERATES" , I am not from Ajegunle but, i have met a number of smart heads that was born and brought up in that vicinity, you need to explore more! Ajegunle AJ city you are mistaken! |
[size=20pt]wack! wack! wack! wack! wack! wack! me i no fit use wack! wack! wack! wack! wack![/size] |
[size=15pt]what of that minister that said we will be producing pencil in the nearest future[/size] ![]() |
laiza:Harvey is my number 1 man, i have seen a lot of tv series actors but he is Extraordinary!! |
Suits is currently in season 6 episode 8, episode 9 will be aired this week. i think you guys need to get updated |
Suits is currently in season 6 episode 8, episode 9 wll be aired this week. i think you guys need to get updated |
goldbim:I second that, those things look like they represent the movie title "LONDON HAS FALLEN" |
i don't want to imagine what those breasts will look like when she is riding 50, 60, 70 years of age! [size=14pt] i want to vomit!!![/size] |
Ofemmanu1:i didn't want to quote you, but i feel i really need to help your situation, don't try to hide under "Exclamation". you wrote what you wanted to and this statement you made is just a confirmation of how brain dead you are!! [size=15pt]I SAY AGAIN.. RECEIVE SENSE IN THE NAME OF YOUR ANCESTORS!![/size] |
Clone2020:i don't know what to say ![]() |
idupaul:Are you their consultant herbalist? |
Qmerit:i dare your ancestors |

... Trust me 96% of them are money hungry...My guy i will pass

The Success method