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Technology MarketRe: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by SmathGate(m): 4:09pm On Jul 25, 2018
rev2214:
Entry closed last may for 2018
You will opportunity next yr 2019
How will i know when the programme starts
Technology MarketRe: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by SmathGate(m): 10:59pm On Jul 24, 2018
rev2214:
Investment Package For 2018

Most of us on this platform are familiar with our Investment Package. The package is all about investing into our profitable business by given in return 10% monthly dues on total amount invested.

This we know has been going on since 2016 till date, recently we've completed 1st phase this year June while we kick off 2nd phase July 2017 to end June 2018 after which all investors receive their money back into their registered account.

For instance if Mr Jack invest NGN 100,00 1yr. pkg, Mr Jack will receive NGN 10,000 every month for 1year, while at the end of the year receive back NGN 100,000 back to his account making a total NGN 220,000 for investing NGN 100,000 into our business.

But if Mr Jack intend to opt out or quit before the completion of 1yr program or package. Mr Jack will give us 6-weeks notice which automatically terminate all benefit i.e. the withdrawal notice put a stop to all activities on Mr Jack account. Meanwhile Mr Jack will wait without further benefit for the repayment at end of 6 weeks.

The waiting period will enable our organization put together a re-payment plan for Mr Jack and ensure he received back his invested money which is NGN 100,000 00.


Reasons For The Downward Review

The major reason for the review is because of the economy situation in the country. Business activities are affected because of the high rate of exchange. We believe it will get better soon ultimately improve our sales which will facilitate further adjustment and improvement on our investment package. Meanwhile minimum investment remain NGN 250,000.00

Henceforth, in - coming member will be paid 7% monthly dues and still get their total pkg refund at the end of 1yr within the period of 3 weeks. If any investor intend to opt out, he/she must wait for 8 weeks for our organization to work out a repayment. And there will be no monthly dues for such person.


If you have question please don't hesitate to ask me.


Thanks


I am Your Host
Rev2214


Be successful
is this investment package available throughout the year?
WebmastersRe: Partners Needed For A Tech Blog by SmathGate(m): 6:39pm On May 09, 2017
Datevilme:
I built the blog myself so it didnt cost me (I'm a website designer). The only cost on me was hosting and domain name purchase.
ok great then, checkout Techpoint.ng; i am starting a blog and i quite like the feel and simplicity of Techpoint.ng so check it out let me know the cost of the design maybe you could build it for me

Thank you
WebmastersRe: Partners Needed For A Tech Blog by SmathGate(m): 8:43pm On May 03, 2017
Datevilme:
Hello guys, so i have a new blog... http://techguy.ng/

I intend to put up select news and reviews for phones, computers, cameras, tv/audio and games.

Now i have challenges writing articles frequently because of time, i need someone who is game to get involved.
i checked out your blog, it's a nice blog really, keep learning on how create a high follower base. i would appreciate if you can share the cost of creating the blog for i have similar project (not tech related) in mind
it quite important. 09055058725, oganla.taofeek@gmail.com
thanks
EducationRe: Invest 1k Only. It Is A One Time Investment by SmathGate(m): 10:11am On Jan 12, 2017
oganla.taofeek@gmail.com
ComputersRe: How To Find Saved Wi-fi Passwords On Your Windows 10 PC by SmathGate(m): 1:49pm On Dec 08, 2016
oti gbayi laye e
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji's Scary Skull Halloween Look [PICS] by SmathGate(m): 9:33am On Nov 01, 2016
HIScraziness:
Definitely how she's gonna look without make-up angry angry


Literally through undecided
bet why?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How My Hatred For Suits Almost Cost Me An Interview by SmathGate(m): 5:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
Xtopher123:
Architects don't do suits... undecided

SO suit is a no for me.. If you wont accept me cos I didnt put on Suit, then You never really wanted my service
who said so? in which book?, you better don't delude yourself, architects don't do suits abi ki le le yin soo. if you don't do suits... that you, don't generalize it angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Moments You Shouldn't Approach A Girl To Woo Her by SmathGate(m): 5:46pm On Sep 27, 2016
tellwisdom:
Nigerian gurls??...Those people wey no dey wash their pant well? Those gurls going about with wet bra??...Artificial hair smelling like burning rubber??..Abi na the ones from from ebute metta, alagbole, forming lekki residents?? huh... Trust me 96% of them are money hungry...My guy i will pass undecided
if you continue with this conviction, you will end up being Gay lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance12 Funny Strategies For Woing The Girl Of Your Dreams by SmathGate(op): 8:39am On Sep 21, 2016
12 strategies for wooing the girl of your dreams

culled from glowville

Guys! Get in here. This is the day of joy. Time to borrow from lala wealth of experience in toasting girls. From his studies, observations and experiences, ladies and gentlemen, he brings to you 12 strategies for wooing the girl of your dreams.

These 12 strategies for wooing the girl of your dreams are tested, but not all are trusted. You may yet give it a try, luck shouldn’t be far from you. Let’s get on with it already.

1) The Direct method
This method can be an effective way of buying slaps and insults. It’s a bold one too. Because it usually ends up a disaster, some men prefer to high up to the new/known lady and pour out their minds. A sweet guy stands a better chance. I don’t think I can go this way. grin

2) The Text method
Don’t come out straight; in fact, she doesn’t really have to know you. Just make sure you get the starters pack: SMS pamphlet, a phone, abundant airtime and an experience in theft – you may have to steal her number. Your life assignment is to bombard her with messages. She has to see them before sleeping and when she wakes. You may even go ahead and impress her by starting the Christmas and New year wishes as early as from July.

I’ve used this method before. Dumb. Dumb! (don't try this on Lagos girls, they will curse your generation)

3) The Christian method 1
Tell her you saw her in your vision where she was helping you fetch water, climb a mountain or repair your shoes. Preach to her that God has decreed her your wife! It’s not compulsory she likes you back, when you marry, Holy Ghost will work things out.
If this method works, toh; if it doesn’t, toh. (CAC, CELE, C&S)

4) The Christian method 2
Because she likes very spiritual brothers, become or pretend to be one. Dispose your sinful clothes and buy spiritual ones. Enter the church. Stalk. Sit in a place where she can easily see you. Be active. Have and switch into different tongues; about four. Speak them at will and make sure they’re loud enough for her to hear. Holy smiles and righteous walking styles later, and you’re there.
You cannot make heaven if you use this method. (MFM)

5) The Lalasticlala method

Don’t expect me to explain this. It’s the most effective so far. I’ll pass it down to my sons. If you’re bent on knowing, get closer. And get ready to pay.

6) The Shadow method
In 1956, Cecelia Bruce said,
“we women are like shadows, if you follow us, we run away from you, get back from us, we follow you.”
Just ignore her after the plenty unsuccessful chases. However, make sure you’re still noticeable. This method usually won’t click; your shadow can detach from you and run off. Imagine the horror.

7) The Poco A Poco method
Slow and steady they say, wins the race. Don’t rush. Take things easy. From acquaintances, become friends, then move ahead. Step by step.
One disadvantage though; you can wake up one morning and find yourself in the friend, brother, father or spiritual watch zone.

cool The Success method
I’ll scold my sister if she picks fineness over success and vision. Forget handsomeness and the hypertrophied abs, success is the new handsome. Be brilliant. Know what you’re doing. Focus. If you don’t have the billions yet, make sure your positive visions stand, some ladies can see this.
This is one very great way, but you may not get the lady of your choice, especially if she’s honey-seeking and shallow-thinking. (Most lagos girls)

9) The Gangster method
Funnily enough, some ladies love this three words ‘become a gangster’. She’ll come for you herself. This method makes me weep, I don’t want to talk about it. (hoes)

10) The Black Magic/Voodoo method
Employ the demons. Usually the last resort for stupid, wicked and desperate guys with low self-esteem. Touch and follow. Look at my eyebrows and run after me.
Personally, I’ve never seen this, but as the name implies it’s a very dangerous path. grin grin

11) The Flamboyant method
There’re some impossible ladies this will work on. Buy them two shawarmas (not enough for Gidi girls) and they’ll propose to you. Impress them. Money, be it blood or politically stolen one answereth all things for them. They’ll even marry a monkey provided he’s intelligent enough to know the importance of gifts in the life of Homo sapiens.
Two things though – Never stop having money. And don’t allow her glimpse a richer guy. (hoes)

12) The Handsome method
Just be good-looking and ‘frosh’. That’s all; it doesn’t matter if you’re as useless as the h in happy. You don’t even have to know the earth is not flat, just be fine like lalasticlala and you’re good to go.
PoliticsRe: Army Cadet Dies One Week To His Passing Out Parade. Photo by SmathGate(m): 11:38am On Sep 18, 2016
[size=17pt]YOU ARE VERY F*CKED UP UPSTAIRS!![/size]
DrRasheed:
The fear of boko haram is the beginning of wisdom.
A month back, I heard buratai addressing them to be ready to face IEDs in frontline.
Now see what he caused.
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Improves, Hits 4,285 Megawatts by SmathGate(m): 5:39pm On Sep 16, 2016
you are really in deep shit
jpeg45:
Where d generated power dey? No light here for days.. . 13 days now I think
RomanceRe: Facebook User Said This About Sex And Success by SmathGate(m): 8:51am On Sep 16, 2016
Well said Bro, well said
VolTOxic:
Instead of her to strive towards being successful, she and her friends are dreaming about fúcking financially successful men. But what do I know, Hoes will always find a reason to justify their promiscuous life. But that's none of my business. cheesy

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CareerRe: 7 Jobs Nigerian Parents May Never Ever Understand by SmathGate(op): 3:12pm On Sep 13, 2016
DanielGb:
are you a photographer?
No o
SportsRe: Blessing Okagbare Celebrates Her 28th Birthday Today by SmathGate(m): 8:11am On Sep 10, 2016
martineinstein:
she neva still born?mr ighotegunor is trying tho
go give am belle, APROKO lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
TravelRe: Change: 100 Most Powerful Passports In The World, 2015 Vs 2016. by SmathGate(m): 8:08am On Sep 10, 2016
I did not even bother checking the list from the top, cos i know Naija can't miss the bottom spot!, well i am not looking to travel anywhere!,
[size=17pt]tiipaa tii kuku la ma fi lowo ni ilu yi[/size]
TravelRe: AfricaRanking: 20 Worst Slums In Africa. by SmathGate(m): 7:56am On Sep 10, 2016
Explorers:
15. Ajegunle (Nigeria).



This district, which is located in the heart of Lagos, is a concentration of many ethnic groups in Nigeria. It is largely populated by illiterate people and is one of the poorest and toughest neighborhoods in Lagos.
Have you REALLY experienced the real AJEGUNLE?, yes there is a large concentration of low class citizens in the area but it is not largely populated by "ILLITERATES" angry angry, I am not from Ajegunle but, i have met a number of smart heads that was born and brought up in that vicinity, you need to explore more!
Ajegunle huh huh AJ city you are mistaken!
PhonesRe: A Nairalander Unboxes His Brand New BB OS 7.1 Device by SmathGate(m): 2:57pm On Sep 09, 2016
[size=20pt]wack! wack! wack! wack! wack! wack!
me i no fit use wack! wack! wack! wack! wack![/size]
PoliticsRe: 9 Buhari's Ministers that Nigerians think Are 'incompetent' by SmathGate(m): 6:26pm On Sep 08, 2016
[size=15pt]what of that minister that said we will be producing pencil in the nearest future[/size] undecided undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Suits TV Series Fanpage (No Spoiler) by SmathGate(m): 4:44pm On Sep 07, 2016
laiza:
The best Law series after Sharks. But Harvey Spectre is a case aswear and I just love it when Jessica walk pass. That Ass! My Harvey best quote was "Jessica if there's nothing more that you have to say I'm going to bed unless you wanna fix me breakfast tomorrow morning". The guy got balls mehn!
Harvey is my number 1 man, i have seen a lot of tv series actors but he is Extraordinary!!
TV/MoviesRe: Suits TV Series Fanpage (No Spoiler) by SmathGate(m): 4:41pm On Sep 07, 2016
Suits is currently in season 6 episode 8, episode 9 will be aired this week. i think you guys need to get updated
TV/MoviesRe: Suits TV Series Fanpage (No Spoiler) by SmathGate(m): 4:41pm On Sep 07, 2016
Suits is currently in season 6 episode 8, episode 9 wll be aired this week. i think you guys need to get updated
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Emmanuel Flaunts Her Boobs At An Award Event (pics) by SmathGate(m): 8:20am On Sep 07, 2016
goldbim:
Nice but She should get a supporting bra along with the award,next time.. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed...
I second that, those things look like they represent the movie title "LONDON HAS FALLEN"
RomanceRe: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by SmathGate(m): 2:39pm On Sep 06, 2016
i don't want to imagine what those breasts will look like when she is riding 50, 60, 70 years of age! embarassed embarassed [size=14pt] i want to vomit!!![/size]
CrimeRe: Ugandan Man Jumps From A Six-Storey Building (Photos + Video) by SmathGate(m): 9:18am On Sep 06, 2016
Ofemmanu1:
Una dey craze?!
Una no dey look face?!
If y'all mofo had attended a school, you'd had knew what an "EXCLAmation" is.
If i had said Jesus, Allahu, Jack Robinson, Iya-alakara o etc you'all lazylots wouldn't display your crass stupidity this way.
Meanwhile, the name "buhari" has given your fish brains an attributed villainy.
Honestly, if you guy are any slower, dogs would teach you tricks.
Awon weyrey 100%
i didn't want to quote you, but i feel i really need to help your situation, don't try to hide under "Exclamation". you wrote what you wanted to and this statement you made is just a confirmation of how brain dead you are!!
[size=15pt]I SAY AGAIN.. RECEIVE SENSE IN THE NAME OF YOUR ANCESTORS!![/size]
ComputersRe: What Laptop Type And Specs Would Be Suitable For This Purpose? by SmathGate(m): 8:33pm On Sep 05, 2016
Clone2020:
Toshiba mini, windows 98; pentium M processor, 0.5Ghz and you are good to go. You will be so fast, you opponents will think you cheating.
i don't know what to say huh huh
CrimeRe: Ugandan Man Jumps From A Six-Storey Building (Photos + Video) by SmathGate(m): 8:26pm On Sep 05, 2016
Ofemmanu1:
Buhari o!
is Buhari the President of Uganda?
RECIEVE SENSE IN THE NAME OF YOUR ANCESTORS!!! angry angry
EventsRe: Guys Pop Champagne At A Benin Nightclub - Pics by SmathGate(m): 7:50pm On Sep 05, 2016
idupaul:
Any stranger that drinks from those drink with emails boys is on his own ..they are doing that as part of a yahoo plus ritual
Are you their consultant herbalist?
PoliticsRe: Pastor Ize-Iyamu's Campaign Poster That Got People Talking by SmathGate(m): 8:12am On Sep 05, 2016
Qmerit:
If he likes let him have a note book as manifestos when majority of Edo people hit
Him on Saturday with disappointing votes, then he would know what campaign of lies/propaganda is all about! If you quote me my village ancestors would visit you for a resounding slap that could lead to blindness I swear!
i dare your ancestors

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