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Jokes EtcRe: Husband Store by smigael: 9:36am On Aug 03, 2007
Not Bad. Enjoyed it grin
Jokes EtcRe: New Bike (too Funny) by smigael: 9:32am On Aug 03, 2007
Nice grin grin grin

Too funny 4 real, LMAO
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: click Here: by smigael: 11:59am On Jul 16, 2007
Eiye for Life.
  Flying to Greater Heights.

, ATAH, Rgd IBK
Poems For ReviewRe: Big Or Small by smigael: 1:25pm On Jul 13, 2007
Inspiring. Truely Inspiring.
Jokes EtcThe Rake by smigael(op): 11:47am On Jul 06, 2007
Yesterday I was in the back garden, and my wife upstairs was having a shower.
I couldn’t find the rake so I yelled up to her: “Honey, where’s the rake?”.

She couldn’t hear me and she shouted back, “What?”.
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. My wife wasn’t sure and said, “What?”. I repeated the gestures: “EYE KNEE THE RAKE”.
My wife replied that she understood and signalled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her bum, and finally to her crotch.
Well, I had no idea what in god’s name she was on about, so I trudged up the stairs, poked my head into the bathroom and asked her, “What the hell was that?”.

She replied : EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH
Jokes EtcRe: Australian Style by smigael: 1:25pm On Jul 04, 2007
Nice one, grin grin grin

u Da man!!!!
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Best Rapper/lyricist In Nairaland? by smigael: 8:28am On Jul 04, 2007
i havnt been here for that long, but from wat ive read so far, Definately folanusi!! double thumbs up 2 dat bruva.
Jokes EtcRe: Ugly Baby! by smigael: 8:07am On Jul 04, 2007
badd ass joke. grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Germs: Mode9's Diss Trak2hiphop Sellouts Rugged N Sauce? by smigael: 7:56am On Jul 04, 2007
yo, i have just joined this site after been recommended by a friend. must say its really great.

i have particularly taken intrest in this trend, and i must say that top marks to folanusi for keeping it real.

i am not a rapper but rather an insurance broker in New york, but growing up in the Bronx ive got a lot of friends that want to b the next Nas or Jay z. i grew up going to lyrical battles and rap wars with my friends and i have seen people that really have the ability and talent to drop lyrical bombs.

so when i say that i respect u both (folanusi & chukky), that shuld mean somtin.

but folanusi men, how do u do it? comming up with madd shit like that?

               " you want to lecture me, my brother wats up wid that?
       im sure with my masters degree i could probably lecture you dad?"

where da hell did that come from? us da man my man. please contact me men. reply to this and we'll arrange how to hook up on line or somethin.

nice one both y'all. keep the rap war goin on!!!!!
peace.

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