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Romance / Re: 6 Things You Never Knew About Condoms by Smile4luv(m): 5:24pm On Jun 27, 2015
MrRhymes101:
NO SPOIL ME ABEG
hmmmm, bad pikin from good parents, u r welcome bro
Romance / Re: 6 Things You Never Knew About Condoms by Smile4luv(m): 5:19pm On Jun 27, 2015
Tbillz:
7. The name of those who uses the condoms we pick on NYSC parade ground,during early morning sanitation sad

I dont want to believe you were in camp picking used condoms, just saying
Romance / Re: 6 Things You Never Knew About Condoms by Smile4luv(m): 5:18pm On Jun 27, 2015
Tbillz:
7. The name of those who uses the condoms we pick on NYSC parade ground,during early morning sanitation sad

I dont want to believe you were in camp picking used condoms embarassed
Tbillz:
7. The name of those who uses the condoms we pick on NYSC parade ground,during early morning sanitation sad

I dont want to believe you were in camp picking used condoms
Romance / Re: 6 Things You Never Knew About Condoms by Smile4luv(m): 5:14pm On Jun 27, 2015
Young03:
wetin I go talk now
ok op, u tried


am still a virgin
OK thats good catching them young then, please read it all over again so you will be well informed
Romance / 6 Things You Never Knew About Condoms by Smile4luv(m): 3:15pm On Jun 27, 2015
6 Things You Never Knew
About Condoms

For a very long time, condoms have been known to be
highly preferred for safe intimacy and sexual
relationship.

However, quite a lot of people do not know some
important things about condoms, how it came about and
some shocking things that surrounds its usage. Here
are 6 things you never knew about condoms.

1. Only 5% Of Men Around The World Wear Condoms
Although it is a general belief that a condom helps in
safe intimacy, it is, however, surprising that only 5% of
men around the world use it. This percentage is really
low considering the goal is 100%.

2. There Are Four Different Kinds Of Condoms
The commonest of all the types of condoms is the latex.
For men with allergies, non-latex condoms are made
from polyurethane. For those who are allergic to both
latex and polyurethane, the third type is made of
polyisoprene. Then there are lambskin condoms, which
are actually made from lamb intestines, not skin. Finally,
you can always pick up female condoms, which function
drastically differently but are still designed to protect
against pregnancy and STIs.

3. Modern Condoms Are Made From Tires
All thanks to Charles Goodyear for the first rubber
vulcanisation process produced in 1855. Ever wondered
why the present-day latex condoms are sometimes
called “rubbers” by people like your grandfather and
carnival barkers? It is because it was produced from
tires.

4. Condoms Basically Have Not Been Redesigned Since
They Were Invented
Since the evolution of the first condom in the 1920s, it
has never been redesigned despite all the advances
made with bumps and ridges. It has been the way it
was first produced.

5. Condoms (On Average) Do Not Really Affect How
Good The Sex Is
For those who think condom affect how good a sexual
experience is, it is a fallacy. Surveys have shown that
couples were just as satisfied with sex whether or not
they used condoms. So considering condoms are 98%
effective at preventing pregnancy and make sex more
safer, “it doesn’t feel good” isn’t an excuse not to use
one.

6. Women Account For Almost Half Of Condom Sales
A popular survey has shown that women buy more
condoms than men. This means the women buy for
their men than men buy for themselves. Women
account for at least 40% of condom sales. Which is
good, because you should pretty much always have
them at hand.

madailygist.com/6-things-you-never-knew-about-condoms/
Romance / Re: My Fiance Was A Lesbian. Should I Still Marry her? by Smile4luv(m): 9:04pm On May 18, 2015
SagePerv:
You keep saying, repeating the words;
You love her but it's a big, big lie.

You don't know what love is.
Love holds no grudges of the past Mr.

So stick with her. Erase her past together.
OR Park well Amigo. undecided


It is not that easy to forgive or forget such thing, Ɣε̲̣̣̣s he may forgive her but forgetting it is one big huddle to scale through. Each time you see her that picture of her dirty past comes into you head and it make you feel bad.

Time will heal your wound bro, I feel your pain.

Please ladies be careful of how you live your life today because it may hunt you in the nearest future.
A lot of ladies send nude picture to people they don't even know, someone they met via the internet, these things can affect your marriage in the future or even destroy a home you have built with your husband.

A word is enough for the wise
Romance / Re: Jim Iyke, Stop Marrying Me In My Dreams by Smile4luv(m): 11:20am On May 17, 2015
cozy7:
Well, she should seize prayers...that dream can never manifest. She's just trying to hv hope n attract attention, but it won't work....GOOD TRY THOUGH!

Mehn...I think it is working for her already, she is fast becoming a topic of discuss in the social media. I do think Jim has noticed her now and soon she may be sharing photos of herself and Jim for everyone to see.

But for real some ladies are just so shameless and cheap........will do anything just to become famous even if it means walking naked in broad daylight
Romance / Jim Iyke, Stop Marrying Me In My Dreams by Smile4luv(m): 10:28am On May 17, 2015
Jim Iyke has never had it easy with the
womenfolk. Most issues he has had with
them he never bargained for. Just like last
Monday, the actor was doing the regular
thing everyone would do after meeting with who you consider your favourite governor in Nigeria. He posted a picture of himself. with Governor Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom State, with catchy captions to show how much he respects the governor for his wonderful achievements in his state.
His post was as harmless as it could get but one of the comments he got in return must have stopped him in his tracks. It was from a woman. Whatever Jim had done to them?
None would marry him, just yet and this
one wouldn’t let him be.
“Jim I beg you in the name of God,stop
getting married to me in my dreams. For
more than three years now I have always
seen you in my dreams, married to me. I
have been praying every time about it but it always reoccurred. Even last night it
happened again. I am tired of this. If you
are his PA show him this text message and
if this is you, I beg you in the name of God,
to do something about it” she fired in her
comment to Jim Iyke’s post of himself and
Governor Akpabio in Ikot Ekpene at the
commissioning of Ritman University last
Monday.
The comment definitely got attention of
Potpourri who decided to seek the girl out
who simply signed her name as Jackiify. We got lucky again.
In a BBM chat with her later on, Potpourri
found out that the girl is a Nigerian
schooling in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. She
goes by the name Ify Jacob. The first thing
that struck me about her comment was that this could be a girl acting out her fantasy and laying it out in a dramatic way. Then I asked her if she had ever had any crush on Jim, many girls do.
“That is where the problem is” she told me
bluntly. “ I never had a crush on him before but all of a sudden I started having dreams that I am married to him for more than three years now. You cannot understand because you are not Jim or a pastor. I don’t like it. It is disturbing to me” she says



www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/jim-iyke-stop-marrying-me-in-my-dreams-cries-nigerian-malaysian-student/
Business / Re: Ayiri Emami’s 40th Birthday Celebration (Photos) by Smile4luv(m): 11:40am On Apr 30, 2015
Billyonaire:
Why is he so noisy ? Why is he living loud ?
Bad belle is allowed. Your name speaks loud even when you are not holding the cash in Billions. Appreciate the dude and pray for your time to come
Health / Ladies, 10 Beauty Sins You Need To Stop Committing by Smile4luv(m): 8:38am On Apr 17, 2015
There are so many beauty tips, tricks and hacks out there available to us, but there are also many ways to go wrong with makeup. Sometimes, it’s not easy to keep
record of all the beauty rules, and this can lead us to committing some serious beauty sins. To avoid these unpleasant troubles, read these ten beauty sins that we all should stop committing.

1. Not having a proper beauty regimen
At the very least, remove your makeup
before going to sleep, exfoliate your face a
couple of times a week and regularly
moisturise, no matter how fresh and
perfectly moisturised your skin already
looks. You’d want to keep it this way for as
long as possible, wouldn’t you? Exfoliation
is usually done in the shower, so it
wouldn’t take you extra time, and
moustirising only takes about a minute, so
you really have no excuse to skip it.

2. Neglecting sunblock
We’ve said it already and we’ll say it again:
the sun is the culprit number one, when it
comes to wrinkles. Solar radiation drains
the moisture out of your skin and boosts
the appearance of fine line, age spots and
wrinkles. And that’s actually the least of
the problems that the sun can cause. So,
don’t forget that sunblock is not just for
the summer; winter sun can be equally
harmful for the skin.

3. Overdoing it with the tan
Speaking of the sun, some of us are still
obsessed with getting a great tan for the
beach season, and some people tend to
abuse the sun, or the fake tan. Tan
carefully but don’t cause yourself burns,
okay? Also try to avoid
prolonged sunbathing, it’s been proven to
be unhealthy for you.

4. Skipping exercise
Whatever time you spend on skincare,
don’t neglect physical exercise neither. It
doesn’t just keep your weight under
control, it benefits your entire body, skin
included. Exercising, which could be just
fast walking on a daily basis for at least
half an hour, improves your blood
circulation, and good circulation is
essential for healthy and beautiful looking
skin.

5. Ignoring makeup expiration dates
Of course, you can’t peer at the
expiration date of your lipstick every time
you apply it, but if you feel that it’s been
around for a while, check it. That goes
double for stuff you put on your eyes,
especially mascara. If you like, stick a note
on the mascara with the date on which
you bought it, and six months later throw
it away, finished or not. Mascara is among
the products that can become breeding
grounds for bacteria, and you really don’t
want such bugs near your eyes.

6. Not removing your makeup at night
We’re only humans and our energy is
sometimes limited, so, of course, we can
get absolutely exhausted after a long day,
but this, however, is not an excuse for
going to bed without removing
your makeup. Just like you wouldn’t go to
bed without brushing your teeth (you
wouldn’t right?), you shouldn’t go to
sleep without properly removing your
makeup.

7. Once you you pop, you can’t stop,
but you should!
Every dermatologist warns against it, yet
we continue to deal with sudden zits the
radical way: we pop them and hope they
will heal quickly. Sometimes they do, but
often they don’t. Try to resist the
temptation, and instead of this
harsh intervention, or before it, at least,
try some natural remedies like lemon
(which can help efficiently dry out the zit),
or camomile, which fights the bacterial
infection that actually causes pimples.

8. Treating your skin harshly
Your skin does not like rough treatment.
This means, along with not popping zits,
not wiping your skin too harshly after a
shower, and not pulling, pushing or
forcefully stretching it. This not
only includes the time when you rub in
your moisturiser, but it also includes
wearing comfortable clothes that fit you
well, starting from your underwear and
ending with overcoats.

9. Overdoing it with shaving
Some ladies find it necessary to shave
strategic areas on their bodies every single
day. Fast and effective as shaving is, doing
it daily doesn’t do any favours to your
skin. Because of constant scratching, the
skin in the frequently shaved areas – and
these are usually sensitive areas – will
start becoming rough and chronically
irritated. So, if you can’t bear the thought
of seeing even a short little hair, consider
waxing instead of shaving.

10. Using hot water
Hot water has a serious drying effect on
your skin. This is the reason why you feel
so itchy after a hot shower, before you
slather the moisturiser on, in case you
were wondering. Wash your face and
shower with warm water only. Consider
cool showers as well, they can be
particularly refreshing in the warm
months. Cool water combined with gentle
exfoliation will not only make your skin
feel wonderful, but it will also energise
and refresh you.

Stay beautiful!


www.beautyandtips.com/beauty-2/10-beauty-sins-we-need-to-stop-committing/
Education / You Know Maths by Smile4luv(m): 4:56pm On Apr 16, 2015
A little refreshment for your brain

Whats the correct answer?

Politics / Re: Opc Warns Against Unbecoming Comments Directed At Oba Akiolu by Smile4luv(m): 8:14am On Apr 09, 2015
Would an Akiolu even shine the shoes of Hitler or Musolinni? NO

smiley smiley smiley
Politics / Re: Jonathan Loses At Presidential Villa Polling Units by Smile4luv(m): 6:21am On Mar 29, 2015
Wonderboy1:
Odikwa very risky ooo
My brother, in Mr Bones voice "this is not good gwaragwara"
Politics / Re: Jonathan Loses At Presidential Villa Polling Units by Smile4luv(m): 6:10am On Mar 29, 2015
popson1st:
First to comment.


GEJ lost at the villa, which is a sign that those around him dont want him..
And if those around him think he should not come back to the villa then I'm afraid

GEJ till .............
Politics / Re: Jonathan Loses At Presidential Villa Polling Units by Smile4luv(m): 6:10am On Mar 29, 2015
popson1st:
First to comment.


GEJ lost at the villa, which is a sign that those around him dont want him..
And if those around him think he should not come back to the villa then I'm afraid

GEj till .............
Politics / Okotie’s Message For Jonathan & Buhari by Smile4luv(m): 6:05am On Mar 29, 2015
As we await the result of the presidential
election, let us continue to sound it loud
and clear, as Rev. Chris Okotie did in his
Facebook piece, titled, A Message for
Jonathan and Buhari, that the two political
gladiators should accept the verdict with
equanimity.
The admonition becomes imperative as the paradox of the structure of our politicking continues to baffle even the most optimistic watchers of events. This troubling trajectory means that the events of the days following the March 28 elections may be critical as we still have another round of voting on April 11, 2015. The heated campaigns have been worrisome to observers and we hope this
process ends well.
With hindsight, we can say that our
politician’s inability to resolve intra and
inter party conflicts amicably is a serious
flaw in our nascent democracy. The
cheerleaders in this cesspit of murky
politicking are the beneficiaries and cronies of politicians who have benefits at stake in this degenerate style of partisan politics.
Also, aside this media gibberish that marked these campaigns, the dangerous trend of unruliness which the rampaging foot- soldiers and campaign trains have
subjected the same electorate they are
courting to, is in itself a show of absolute
disregard for the people; Nigerians went
through temporary lull in economic
activities because of these elections, and
one can only hope that whatever losses
they have suffered is worth it at the end of
the day.
Despite the ominous picture which these
campaigns painted in the minds of the
electorate these past weeks, voters must be wise and not be swayed by the ethnic and religious sentiments which have been some of the underlying emotions that the
devisors of these calumny campaigns have
adopted, as we go for the next round of
voting.
Section 102 of the Electoral Act 2010 (As
Amended) prohibits the employment of
base sentiments as campaign or
broadcasting tools.
Yet, it is ironic that despite this law, in full
glare of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, and the law various enforcement agencies, sectional and faceless support groups have openly
deployed these emotions in their campaigns. A critical question in this vicious circle is this: Can our aspiring leaders who emerge out of the rummages of these elections stand shoulder-to-shoulder with their counterparts around the world with their uninspiring display of primitive politics? The answer is no!
After 16 years of a chequered and stagnant democratic run, what we need now is not a cunning sleigh of hands in relying on specious sentiments; to upstage opponents, rather, we need to be won-over with outlines and timelines of realistic re-
structuring agenda on issues that affront
the progress of our economy.
Okotie reminds us: “Politicians seeking
elective offices are being asked questions
about their record of public service; about
their integrity; about their competence or
lack thereof. It is a whole new ball game; a
far cry from some previous elections when
the outcomes were generally well known
before the ballot was cast… We must see
impact-driven growth and the evidence of
our rising economic profile on our citizens.
What we demand from our politicians is
how to revamp the economy to achieve a
strong, private sector-led growth; not how
they would tear the nation apart if the
elections don’t go their way”.
The Pastor-Politician rounded-up his
message brilliantly: “Millions are going to
vote because they want their lives changed
or transformed, not because they expect to die in the exercise… Every Nigerian must therefore hear this loud and clear: go out and vote; and equally important, respect the outcome. Let the politicians receive this with equanimity and philosophical discernment”.
God bless Nigeria and Nigerians so that the labour of our heroes past must never be in vain.


www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/okoties-message-for-jonathan-buhari/
Politics / Jonathan Loses At Presidential Villa Polling Units by Smile4luv(m): 5:46am On Mar 29, 2015
In the final result announced at the two
polling units at the Presidential Villa
Saturday night, the Peoples Democratic
Party candidate, President Goodluck
Jonathan lost to the All Progressive
Congress candidate, General Mohammadu
Buhari as he polled a total of 595 votes to
General Buhari’s 613 votes.
The election which was conducted
peacefully saw the All Progressive Congress
Senatorial and House of Representatives
candidates also defeating the Peoples
Democratic Candidates.
While the APC candidate for the senatorial
election polled a total of 597 votes, the PDP
candidate won 567 votes from the two
polling units in the Villa.
The APC candidate for the House of
Representatives also polled 589 votes to
defeat the PDP candidate who got 495
votes.
A total of 1,345 voters were accredited in
the two polling units.
The announcement of the final result
sparked a wide jubilation from APC
supporters.
President Jonathan won the election at the
two polling units in 2011.



www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/breakingnews-jonathan-loses-at-presidential-villa-polling-units/
Politics / Police Arrest Okorocha’s SSA, 4 Others For Stockpiling Arms by Smile4luv(m): 8:43am On Mar 28, 2015
Imo State Police Command yeaterday in
Owerri, arrested Mr. Okechukwu Okorocha,
the Senior Special Adviser, SSA, on Security
Matters, to Governor Rochas Okorocha, for
allegedly stockpiling arms and ammunition
apparently for the purpose of disrupting
election in the State.
Similarly, four members of Imo Security
Network, ISN, a security contraption
established by the Rochas Okorocha
administration, are also cooling their heels
in police cells for the same offence.
Parading the suspects before newsmen at
the State Police Headquarters, Owerri, the
Commissioner of Police, Mr. Austin
Evbakhavbokun, said that the arrest of the
security aide and ISN personnel, followed a
tip off.
“The arrest of the SSA and the illegal
security personnel followed a very reliable
tip off and subsequent search operation
conducted by the State Criminal
Investigation Department, SCID, at his
house and premises led to the recovery of
the arms and ammunitions”, the CP said.
The Imo Police boss, who spoke through
Public Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Mr.
Andrew Enwerem, a deputy superintendent
of police, DSP, disclosed that “in the course
of the operation, the police recovered three
pump action automatic rifles, 24 life
cartridges and a Ken WalkieTalkie”.
Continuing, the CP said that in a similar
operation at the security post of Imo
Security Network at Egbeada Housing
Estate, on the outskirts of Owerri
Municipality, apprehended four members
of Okorocha’s ISN, as well as recovered
three automatic pump action riffles and 14
live cartridges.
He gave the names of the suspects as
Kelechi Onuoha, Chigozie Uzowuru, Osita
Obiako and Aka Linus.
On why the Okorocha men were stockpiling
arms and ammunitions, the CP said it was
aimed at disrupting the general elections in
the state.
Answering a question, the CP recalled that
soon after assuming office in Imo, he
issued a warning that all unapproved
security outfits should surrender their arms
to the Police.
“The arrest of the suspects was in order,
considering the time for the general
election scheduled to begin today”, the CP
said.
Speaking to newsmen, the SSA to the
Governor explained that before his arrest,
he had asked his men to surrender their
arms for onward submission to the police,
adding that since his directive, he had
surrendered a number of arms to the
police, which is in their inventory.
“I was surprised to see arms recovered in
one of my rooms. The recovered arms may
be the ones ISN members could not return
earlier before I traveled”, Mr. Okorocha said.
He further explained that before now, his
men had been working closely with the
police, adding that Imo Security Network
has contributed in the reduction of
kidnapping in the state.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/police-arrest-okorochas-ssa-4-others-for-stockpiling-arms/
Nairaland / General / Re: Governor Rochas Okorocha Escapes Death by Smile4luv(m): 8:52am On Mar 26, 2015
LagosBoi2:



deal with it man

With his sub-standard mentality, he believes in quantity not quality
Nairaland / General / Re: Governor Rochas Okorocha Escapes Death by Smile4luv(m): 8:38am On Mar 26, 2015
LagosBoi2:
You cannot kill the next Igbo president
If I hear
Nairaland / General / Governor Rochas Okorocha Escapes Death by Smile4luv(m): 8:21am On Mar 26, 2015
A major
disaster
was
averted
yesterday in Imo state as a pedestrian
bridge built by Governor Rochas
Okorocha at Heroes’ Children’s Park
collapsed while the governor was on the
bridge.
According to 247Nigeriannews, the
incident happened when the governor
stopped over on his way to the Nigerian
Union of Journalists Governorship Debate
to interact with some students of
Development Comprehensive Secondary
School, Owerri, who were around the park
when he came.
Trouble however started when Okorocha
beckoned on the students to climb the
bridge so he could teach and inspire them
on how to become leaders.
No sooner had the governor started the
teachings, the bridge caved in with the iron
bracing of the bridge cut under the weight
of the governor and the students and the
students started shouting “Jesus! Jesus!!”
out of panic.
The governor’s aides, especially the
members of the security operatives, started
shouting to the students: “Jump out!, get
down!, jump out!”
In the midst of the confusion, the governor
appealed to the students saying, “we’re too
many here, please jump down”.
The was constructed two years ago by the
governor’s administration.
Two weeks ago, the convoy of the governor
was involved in a road accident that left
several supporters of the All Progressives
Congress (APC) injured.

talkofnaija.com/politics/governor-rochas-okorocha-escapes-death-as-bridge-collapses
Family / Re: Reasons Why Bride Is Happier Than Groom During Wedding Ceremony by Smile4luv(m): 5:41am On Mar 26, 2015
Men feel more fulfilled when
they achieve financial breakthrough.
Women are fulfilled when marry the right
man. There is this DREAM COME TRUE
written on bride's face during wedding
ceremony. smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Celebrities / Re: Bimbo Akintola Hired As Celebrity Election Observer (photo) by Smile4luv(m): 7:49pm On Mar 24, 2015
Dharniel:
She cum b lyk MJ after his operation...

Take it easy na
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: BBM Group For Unadvertised Job Vacancies! by Smile4luv(m): 5:00am On Mar 13, 2015
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Politics / Re: Explosive! Buhari, Nigeria And The Organization Of Islamic Conference (OIC) by Smile4luv(m): 4:47pm On Jan 15, 2015
AljUche:
buhari's dirver is even a christain

It does not matter if his cook is a Christian, Buhari is who he is
Politics / Re: Awolowo Is Responsible For The Developments In Today's Western States - Clark by Smile4luv(m): 10:22pm On Nov 10, 2013
Ayekotoo:
Yorubas agitate through pen, paper and protest not via violence.

He never said the yorubas used violence, read and understand before you begin to raise dust here

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